How una take the fvck public...u guys are legends..na wah o

Samantha123:
If I tell you, I'll have to kill you.

he who kills by the sword dies by the sword. Tell me now and put the devil to shame

sixtus3606:


IKR. Novolag is smart. But not intelligent

Babe wey be say you for wear double boot, then Kpensh the hell out of her (without k!ss!ng). Then bounce her out.


ATM l’omo

olosho don hook you for shirt b4

What if I'm the devil's daughter?

Nilon:
he who kills by the sword dies by the sword. Tell me now and put the devil to shame

skales67:


Omoh...I thought it's only female customers that think like this.

That was how one woman tried to book me from coded...she come ask me price I tell her say overnight na 20k. She hung up o.

I later learnt that she was expecting me to say I would charge 100k because that would make me look high and "responsible".

how do i become a male escort like you?

rickleye:


Yours is a bit strange that high !!
anyways anytime I try and go with affordable ones there is just something I regret . So I’ve made up my mind 20k upward and I’ve yet to be disappointed.

handjob or blowjób?

Samantha123:
What if I'm the devil's daughter?

I'm covered. Tell me

MissLAP:


Go and find a woman to marry o.
It's very hard for a girl to use condom as they don't even think about it. If you had fk her it's very possible you dived into a house painted with over 37 raw sticks.

That's marine girls for you!

nice comment accept the last part. how do you know marine girls doing? my dear, its not everything one jokes with please.

Nilon:
handjob or blowjób?

GFE

BigYash:
Na so.. Make person hear word abeg.. Op you did well... No be all pussy person dey put preek.. Diseases when full town no be small.. I noticed that majority of the hookup girls now have cough.. No be play play cough o.. Diseases when these bitches carry en..hmmm

could it be as a result of dick sucking....a girl sucked my anus

My broda u hv been chopped... ANYBODY WWT CARRY HOOK UP GIRL SUPPOSE CARRYB KOBOKO . THOSE GIRKS WISE DIE.. ONCE SHE SENSE SINCERITY IN YOU,, SHE RUN U STREET ONCE..

NovoLag:
So I recently came back to Lagos and man has been terribly bored.

I think I should use this opportunity to beg Nigerian girls to please consider us fine boys
If anyone had told me a full blooded fine boy like me will find it hard to have a decent relationship with a girl, I would’ve laughed it off..
it’s just soo hard to get a girl to date these days as a fine boy. They’ll think you’re a cheat or something
It’s darn tiring.

So back to my story; so I sent out a few messages on Facebook to some girls who were into the hookup business and after a few minutes I got replies from a few and I finally settled for one that lives closer to me.

We settled for an amount.
Sent her my pics and got hers
She looked pretty average and decent.

First red flag when this girl refused to come in the afternoon. Said she had a few errands to run and can only come about 7 in the evening.

When she finally came, it was past 9.
Had wanted us to use my apartment but on a second thought I paid for a room nearby.

Omo when this girl showed up, she was entirely different from the person I met on Facebook. Not that it was a different person, but something was just off about her.

As per se body don full, I welcomed her into the room, gave her cash as she requested.

Now down to business; “where is your condom”? She was just looking at me like she never heard of condoms before.

She said she didn’t come with any o… that she doesn’t mind going raw. Ha

I’m grateful that my head won over my prick.. I went down to a nearby Aboki and bought a condom.

Came up, wore the bags, was about to penetrate and this girl coughed so loudly I had to go put on the main light and saw that this girl was visibly and obviously sick.

I don’t know what she was sick of, but she was shivering. Omo

She kept saying I should go ahead that it’s just small cough… mehn at that point my prick don go down.
Then she said I should try raw, then if my prick gets strong again I can then use a bag.

I kept trying to understand the mumu talk.., like I should penetrate without a condom, then wear a condom later when my prick gets stronger..

This girl was out to end my life!

I just wore my trousers and left the room.
I think there’s a set of frustrated people who are out there sharing diseases in Lagos. Man gats be very careful these days.

This is a very stupid and disjointed story.

What is the connection between fine boy and fucking_ an olosho with cough?

Nonsense.

Here's my advice, grow up and stop sounding so desperate asking immature questions online.

Nilon:
I'm covered. Tell me

Nilon:
how do i become a male escort like you?

It depends on your location.

There are places where wómen pay for s*x and there are locations you can hardly find any who would do that.

High areas are Lagos, Abuja Port Harcourt. One woman once booked me from Benue tho

Don't Lie. It also made you H.ORNY...

Samantha123:
I don't know why, but I find this very funny..

Can't stop laughing..

VIKTO83:
In my facility 2weeks ago, I mandated my nurses and Lab attendant that all patients must go through retroviral test.
In a space of 3days I referred 16persons to the appropriate family for HIV and AIDs center.
The night of the crisis is that majority are married men and women.
Then boom, my girlfriend came in from lag and to be honest I don't know what she does at Lag for a living. She came and said she has malaria...trust me na...i took blood sample and ordered foe tests including HIV.
Son of man won't kill himself because of punna.
But finally finally I no come go down with her because i just lost interest in all those punna stuff.

What state is your facility situated?

Tzar91:

Men that brag are complete opposite of what they brag about when the time comes.

On point!

WholeLottaDrip2:

Bruh so pple outchea gettin married for life cos of this?, dude really adviced sumone to go get married, y'all see this? where tf y'all nighas be frm? ong u funny asl

Oga, talk the one wey we go understand. Economy hard! Nor add ya own

That girl wen b alosho to you na another person serious babe chaiiii this nigeria life nor balance... 90 percent of men in nigeria end up marrying either a current olosho or a retired one......fact

Samantha123:
Here's my advice, grow up and stop sounding so desperate asking immature questions online.

goodmorning how was your nite

Trust me she outsmart u

generalwo:
... Maybe na only dirty ones you dey meet... Some of them clean pass serious babe!!

hkidola00:
could it be as a result of dick sucking....a girl sucked my anus

Girls dey suck anus before na. Na today

NovoLag:
So I recently came back to Lagos and man has been terribly bored.

I think I should use this opportunity to beg Nigerian girls to please consider us fine boys
If anyone had told me a full blooded fine boy like me will find it hard to have a decent relationship with a girl, I would’ve laughed it off..
it’s just soo hard to get a girl to date these days as a fine boy. They’ll think you’re a cheat or something
It’s darn tiring.

So back to my story; so I sent out a few messages on Facebook to some girls who were into the hookup business and after a few minutes I got replies from a few and I finally settled for one that lives closer to me.

We settled for an amount.
Sent her my pics and got hers
She looked pretty average and decent.

First red flag when this girl refused to come in the afternoon. Said she had a few errands to run and can only come about 7 in the evening.

When she finally came, it was past 9.
Had wanted us to use my apartment but on a second thought I paid for a room nearby.

Omo when this girl showed up, she was entirely different from the person I met on Facebook. Not that it was a different person, but something was just off about her.

As per se body don full, I welcomed her into the room, gave her cash as she requested.

Now down to business; “where is your condom”? She was just looking at me like she never heard of condoms before.

She said she didn’t come with any o… that she doesn’t mind going raw. Ha

I’m grateful that my head won over my prick.. I went down to a nearby Aboki and bought a condom.

Came up, wore the bags, was about to penetrate and this girl coughed so loudly I had to go put on the main light and saw that this girl was visibly and obviously sick.

I don’t know what she was sick of, but she was shivering. Omo

She kept saying I should go ahead that it’s just small cough… mehn at that point my prick don go down.
Then she said I should try raw, then if my prick gets strong again I can then use a bag.

I kept trying to understand the mumu talk.., like I should penetrate without a condom, then wear a condom later when my prick gets stronger..

This girl was out to end my life!


I just wore my trousers and left the room.
I think there’s a set of frustrated people who are out there sharing diseases in Lagos. Man gats be very careful these days.

"This girl was out to end my life!"
That's a wrong statement, you want to destroy your own life both now and eternity.
NIV:But the cowardly, the unbelieving, the vile, the murderers, the sexually immoral, those who practice magic arts, the idolaters and all liars—they will be consigned to the fiery lake of burning sulfur. This is the second death.” Rev 21:8
If you fail to repent and continue in this type of life, you'll be in serious trouble.

akwesenana:
Did you pay it?

You are not nice

This is very educational. Bro, in the end, you won. Stay away from olosho or asewo or hook-up gals. don't enter olosho raw come carry disease go give a decent normal girlfriend then abandoned her. this is how sickness spread easily some newbies get sickness. this is spoiling promising gals' and guys' relationships daily.

[quote author=lifenija post=118217808]see ur mumu advice [/quote

I agree with you. How can you advice a man that does hookup to go and get married. Somebody that clearly does not have discipline and sleeps up and down.
This one's body count fit don reach 20. This man will carry multitude of diseases and go and kill his poor wife at home.

Please, no sensible woman would marry him.

Solosolojohquay:
You are not wise at all in the business go and learn ,number 1 rules of the game you don't allow hook up girls to dictate to you ,your time is your time once she can't make the time you go for another girl if only you know that 80% of Nigerian ladies are into hook up the economy is not smiling ,he who pay the piper dictate the tunes

80% is a made up number sir. Google is puts the population at 104,2500,00. 80% of that is 83 million. 83 million women do hook-up! Haha! Make una dey lie small-small.

Nilon:
you are a big fool. What makes you think she's not fúcking behind your back

Your great grand father is the bigger fool. If you can't make a comment without passing insults, shut your mother-fucking mouth up.

PastorOku:


Oga, talk the one wey we go understand. Economy hard! Nor add ya own

Bruh getcho ur retarded ass out my mentions

WholeLottaDrip2:

Bruh getcho ur retarded ass out my mentions

Ok o.. I understand now.. Family problems!

You said you are odigimma LWKMD

Zonefree:

You're a genius. OP is still new in the game. That Olosho is real alpha but she's lucky she met a newbie. If she mistakenly meets odigimma like me, she'll understand the difference between six and half a dozen.