₦airaland Forum

richiemcgold:
ok, I can't wait to see a repeat of this scenario.

Sweeetheart:
how old are you that you're putting this heavy burden on yourself?



anyone can die anytime but I doubt if you can have a lifespan with the way you're going about satisfying lady



love and care have to be 50:50. I will never take marital burden on my head, never. immediately I got married I've to tell my woman to find work and save while I support her to established business later



I can't be fúcking you, paying house rents, NEPA bills, buying foodstuff in the house and still be buying you phone, panties and others. get sense brothers

inspirator1:
Fact check people how far? Una go dey cover this silly government one day, forget to clean una yarnsh...
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Something that was obvious, una still dey defend the most useless and predictable government.

How I wish the South African scenario go reach us here like the Arab springs, I have scores to settle with some noted supporters of this government for my area.
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Idiot fact checkers and finders.

AuroraB:
Ogbeeni, employers of labour no complain. Ewo ni tie n'be

wonderr:
this holidays are not enough to bribe us to vote apc again if them like make them give us 1year holiday no more apc

Plut01:
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England has more players that went into oblivion after retirement. We only get to see those who retired 2010 upward, most end up as drug junkies.

To those Africans you listed there huh? They are all doing better than their English counterparts. Eto is busy with his Precious stone business in Zurich, Drogba is a board member at Chelsea, Yaya is into real estate in partnership with some rich Asian business men, and I do not need to tell you anything about Fish, I do see Fish on TV doing punditry.


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TheSourcerer:
Enjoy life's natural gifts to the fullest .
Life is short
Life is very spontaneous and unpredictable
You may plan your life ,but life sets your plans.

Pearlman:
A woman once accused me of molesting her 10 year old daughter who was my student. She suspected the girl was violated. When she called in to accuse me, I told her to stop the April Fool joke. I advised her to investigate very well. That if the girl was messed with, the violator may still be watching to do worse. On investigating, we discovered that nobody violated the girl. She had discharge as a result of puberty!

RichThugg:
Hello Nairalanders

My encounter today with some NPF officers here in Warri was a little bit funny.

I was in a tricycle popularly known as ‘Keke’ from Jakpa junction on my way to the bank when we met some Police Men at a police checkpoint where they always do some stop and checks on Keke and some cars.

They stopped the Keke I was boarded in, immediately the officer saw me seated in between an elderly woman and a guy, he pointed at me to come down, which I did, he searched me and only saw my handkerchief, ATM card and #500, with my phone in my hand.

He asked who owned the ATM card, I told him it was mine, and I was on my way to the bank.

He said I should unlock my phone, which I did, he went through my gallery ,and saw the screenshot picture below...

Omo before I knew it he said the Keke driver should proceed his journey with the other passengers.

Oboy...these people started saying i am one of those useless youths who mocks them on the internet, and they will take me to their station first, before chargIng me to court to explain that picture, and the purpose of having it in my phone.. I no fit mad!!!

I started begging them oh, that I will never do it again.. Lol

BuyAndSellStuff:
You think say CR7 & Messi no dey use strong jazz abi? Dey there

timefarm:
That ,
Just leave him

I think he has repented.
You see him in sport section rather than politics lately.

His senses has been restored. But we wont forget his calumny.

So leave out the painful death

Freelancer2020:
Even though I'm a muslim, I would have love to meet this man before his death

Rest in perfect peace

your uniqueness is why they are hating

mouthofThegod:
Involved in twitter ban & gave orders for the arrest & killing of users...
Involved in Kanu's kidnap from Kenya...
Involved in Igboho's criminal home raid & massacre...
Aiding bandits to kill & kidnap innocent kids and residents...
Bans cryptocurrency but owns & trades stolen wealth worth102,000 bitcoins...
Compares law abiding spare parts traders with Fulani terrorists...
He sees himself as a god now.
So much more criminality attached to him


His name is Malami
He's preparing his route of escape to one country unknown for now but he will end up like Abacha.

pocohantas:
Nonexisting is not more than anything. He drew first blood, so don’t come here acting like he is premium.

I have not stopped quoting him. Werey son that couldn’t buy phone for his mum, but e carry the money go give woman. Now he is heartbroken and taking it out on me.

I resemble the girl wey thief im money?

Nonexisting:
Why should I leave such a vile old hen alone? I left to hustle for my daily bread and came back to see that she and her gang of Shiloh-bound frustated old hens were still beating this issue. All of them supported her for insulting my old woman when I didn't even mention her parents and you say I should leave her alone. I have no time for those other old hens that were running their mouths like tap, I will come back to them maybe on another good day. She thought that by insulting my mama, I would start crying like I'm 15year old boy. If pocohantas is your friend, advise her to stop faking it.

Nonexisting:
Point of correction. I don't fight hoes, I fucck them but you see pocohantas, she is a local champion with pussy full of bacteria and doesn't deserve my dick. Some of us do see through her lies but it happened that I've had enough of it. How can one mumu old hen who still sees herself as a girl be lying and pretending to be what she is not and still have the guts to be shaming people. She don buy market with me for this forum. #exposepocohantas.

richmond500:
she's not the first murderer dying in custody and she won't be the last

BTW, what about that guy that murdered a job seeker? Abi dem don sweep him case under the carpet cos he has political backup, that one needs a painful death.

pocohantas:
I don’t care what you have had enough of, it was never about you to start with- It was about Nonexisting and his mum’s pussy.

Stop thinking so highly of yourself.

lkillbrokehoes:
Nonexisting don't let this girl go Scott free, change am for her too.

Shetemi12:
Omoh... This is na the real waterloo they face be that.

ModelLook:
Those days in school.
Guy come your room.
Him: I like ur room. It's neat.
Me: Stop it jor... Feel at home.

Next thing, Baba remove shirt and trouser drop one side. Na only boxer remain. Baba no gree comot.

Long story cut short, Baba become my roomate for 1 year

Fremantle:
Feel at home feel at home, I accommodated a friend of mine cos he had issues with his rent.

A week into his staying, Bros invited his friend to my room after they supposedly agreed that (his friend) who had this girl he wanted to taste her cookie and it was my room that was the lodge

On the said day I wasn't around, came back home and wanted to access my room, to my surprise I was locked out, called out my friend no answer(he wasn't around either), after much wait I decided to force the door open, that was wen the weyrey opened the door and was interrogating me(my own room) pushed him one side and entered, saw that my bed was been defiled babe was embarrassed and hid her face.....

I just told the weyrey, u're in my room please excuse me. Not to b too harsh I allowed them dress up.... Quarried my friend wen he came back

cayorday89:
Mine was a friend of mine in Uni, as per lack of funds or probably insufficient funds for an all exclusive lifestyle, I try as much as possible to get basic things in bulk and go broke rather than having cash at hand and lack them at home... This guy came and I told him to get what he wanted from my cupboard, baba carried tea and milk drank and another round that will last me for about five rounds and I told him he done overdo am, he jokingly told me na me be boss na,I just tell am say next time no lele...
The much awaited next time duly arrived, and he thought I was joking I gave him garri and sugar and he requested for milk and I told him no after much persuasion from my house mates that I should just forgive him I gave him #20 to go buy Dano instead of allowing him use my Hollandia... He learnt his lessons the hard way...

ikorodureporta:

Na woman go soon ruin him life