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chatinent:
Nothing fit shock me again.

Palazee:
She said “ i don't roll with kids ”

My mood change instantly

Ombudsman1:
You claim to operate a grill and bar etc which you speak so highly of yet so idly appearing on every thread soon as it's created. For how long would you live in chronic delusion? You are far from normal

MegatoRecruiter:
We still need more applicants, send your CV now

RedChiefPriest:
Well if your parents have money,you will definitely be rich since you have a strong backing already.
Person wey never chop no dey think of investment,can only wish for it...lol sad.

SmartPolician:
Please let's try to separate this guy from his father. It's not his fault that he is Buhari's son; nobody decides the family to come from.

But then, there may be an exception where a son openly upholds his father's views and attacks his father's perceived enemies, like el-Rufai's son, especially when it's anti-people.

In truth, everyone works hard to be successful in life so as to give their children some good life. Admittedly, Buhari is a collosal failure but this dude has his life to live. We should let him live his life.

benjackugo:
Reno Omokri To Nigerians: You And Your Family Will Pay The Price For Abba Kyari’s Corruption

Reno Omokri has taken to his Instagram handle to state the problems Nigerians will have following DCP Abba Kyari's indictment in Hushpuppi's fraud case, IgbereTV reports.

He wrote;


https://www.instagram.com/p/CSBRsHFrIDb/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

lalaIDIOTsclala:
From all of us @VULTUREBBQGRILLS we declare that we regret ever voting this Buhari, even to find vulture to grill is now hard, we have now resorted to grilling lizards and wall geckos. But we couldn't still find fat ones cos the hardness don reach their side too.

Buhari is the 2nd worst catastrophe in the history of Nigeria in the past 107 years. Only second to that infamous abusive marriage from hell otherwise known as 'The Amalgamation of the Southern and Northern protectorates' ominously orchestrated by none other than the devil incarnate himself, Lord Frederick Lugard

Back in 2015, You voted an incompetent dunce a.k.a Mannequin at 21 years old, by 2023 you will be 28 years old. Continue.

If you like vote old cargos like the frog eyed, drug baron with no vision, you will regret it.

Your 30s will be wasted and at 40 you will have nothing to show for it.

Be warned.

Some people are planning to vote someone who thinks 50million youths should be deployed to fight terrorism. Someone who is arguably the most powerful and influential politician in Lagos for over two decades YET Lagos is very very unsecure and dirty. How will he handle the entire Nigeria? Does he thinks it's by hand-picking governors and every other positions? Someone who is physical not fit to be anything other than a retired old fool. Someone who goes blank for several minutes during interviews


Other countries: Natural disasters
Nigeria: Leadership disaster

ceejay10:
Igbo is hard to learn o, cos of different local dialects . Anambra Igbo kind of differs from IMO, Abia and Ebonyi. Ebonyi is the hardest. If an Ebonyi person is speaking, I from Anambra doesn't understand a thing.

Mikester:
You forgot to add these ones -

THE GLUTTONS

Are there to eat their tomorrow and next tomorrow's meal at your wedding. They are mostly uninvited and look gentle until the food is being shared.

and less I forget, THE DRUNKARDS

ceejay10:
otu and ikpu mean same thing= pussy. Ohu is yansh.

ceejay10:
Agnes ikpu nnu.. What a wonderful moniker.

ceejay10:
lol.. Means Agnes salty pussy.

Faber:
Story... Nigerian scammers are not smart. They cannot hack... Guy if no be whistle blowers EFCC will find it difficult to nab guys here.
In terms of ur BVN...oga many guys got 2 to 3 BVN don't even argue that. They pay some aboki guys who no get time for you and your bank like ₦50k, carry them go bank and get account and BVN created. They use their ATM and sim card and run their shit. If you want arrest...you go find the aboki guy go Gombe for street go nab him

The smartest guys of the black race are Naija guys...ask Oyibo how far

peppermint7:
Boss
No de lie
De China wer I sabi get very strong VPNs
And besides you ft still browse with proxies Rdps and Socks
So if you no sabi anything about tech
No de cap
Illiterate

Except sey dem off internet nothing fit stop anybody
Bluetooth still de sef

Justpd:
It's really bad and something should be done about this.
the vulture seller is assessing the forum with multiple accounts and always tricking the mods into banning people. That's very bad. Nobody should be more important than others

ceejay10:
Agnes ikpu nnu.. What a wonderful moniker.

Cnach:
Oghene!! So wetin u take am mean be say me I get witch abi? U go get bad mouth o. Any way some no dey get that spirit, I thank God for giving me one. I do know some things before they happen and many I no dey even smell am until e hit me

Justpd:
I don't really blame you.
I only blame the biased mods that are always paid to defend you and ban people

Niece:
Prophet Isaiah Okechukwu Gives Sacked Living Faith Pastor Godwin Cash Gift



https://.com/prophet-isaiah-okechukwu-sends-cash-gift-to-pastor-peter-godwin-to-sympathize-with-him-over-his-sack-by-living-faith-church/

rotadeco27:
Give a foolish man power then u then u will know what makes him a fool in the 1st place . Do u think Buhari can do anything successfully by himself, as a military head of state it was Tunde Idiagbon that was running the show ,now it is them Garba Sheu , Malami etc .Buhari rode on amalgamation of other parties to get the 1st term which he won outrightly but used the power to rigg himself in for the 2nd term. People eyes have opened ,no sensible person will vote a monumental failure as his or her president .

Trojan8:
If some Nlanders actually see you outside here, I am really sorry about the way it would end for you. Just keep it up.

Antoeni:
1. STINGY:- Is when someone asks you for salt and you said your mom counted it���

2. CONFUSION:- Is when you steal meat from your mother's pot and you forget whether the spoon was placed upwards or downwards���

3. SHOCK:- Is when you touch your pocket and you didn't feel your phone���

4. CAUSE TROUBLE:- Is when you enter a restaurant and you discover that all the guys there are with their ladies and you decide to make a fake call with your China phone: "Hello, my man, I saw your wife with a man in a restaurant, come quick quick" after that, you turn your back only to discover that all the ladies have disappeared���

5. WAHALA:- Is after you have been punished by a soldier and you climbed ur bike and shout "Thunder fire you" and then, your bike refuses to start���

6. KASALA DON BURST:- Is when you take your girlfriend to a bar and order for Andre( wine), as a village girl, she says; "please make it spicy"���

7. WITCHCRAFT:- Is after standing for one hour in a queue under the sun just to withdraw money, and when it's finally your turn, you notice you were with ur Voter's Card not ur ATM���

8. HEART ATTACK:- Is when your girlfriend pregnant and your wife is pregnant��

9. KINDNESS:- is when you tap on my profile and FOLLOW me

Lamanii22:
Me too

onuman:
Will these brutalities in Nigeria end when?

The Obasanjos, the Danjumas, and the other non Islamist retired military generals must form another political party to retrieve Nigeria from the hands of the APC so that these brutalities and economic stagnation in Nigeria can be arrested.


President Buhari has repositioned the INEC, the Security chiefs and the Supreme Court to rig the 2023 presidential election in favor of a presidential candidate to continue to implement the agenda for Fulanization and Islamization of Nigeria, as well as unending brutalities in Nigeria; it doesn’t matter from what region of the country his choice successor may come from.

PDP failed. APC is worse.

nedekid:
Abi, let us buy pistols or rifles (for personal protection) as is optainable is the US, they refuse. They rather ordered shoot at sight should you be caught with arms for personal protection.
Meanwhile the "special ones" move freely around carrying Ak 47 boldly, protected by their oga.
How do we protect ourselves?
Me sha I bought a cutlass, well shappened, kept by my bed. At all at all, na em bad.

oloshun:
Bro, no be small oh. I have a friend whose brother was part of the team but did not beat anyone. He said to me on whatsapp that 10 of those police guys are dead already and the rest are in hospitals wey doctors no know wetin do them.