If you don pass 40 you be fool


If you below 40. Na inside life

If I get Ex number for my phone na cos I want to re fucccck her. If I'm not interested in refucccking her, I'll delete her from my phone and memory

Gadafii:
If you had rizz, you could have still bagged that pusse, okafors law never fails

Calling an ex especially one whom did no bad in your books is not a bad idea, but if she’s a cheat, toxic, lazy and dirty, cut her loose

That’s why I don’t break up with any of my girls, if I notice she has started acting like ogbanje I will give her space and withdraw silently so that later in the future I can easily reinitiate conversations with her again, some exs dey fine after separation sha

Same here. Even if she fbck I will just dump her without explanation.

So what should we do about this now?

jeromestarks:

I should show you video of breakup? I will slap you oooo.

I like your sense of humour, you will live very long by God's grace if you don't change.

Guy, an ex mustn't be an enemy, imagine what she said about your mum, that's a mature lady out there. NA you call, NA you still fu*kup unto person wey e obvious say una two love unaselves. You better send her apology text now

I don't delete thir numbers we simply view each others status

I can't delete my ex number except she is disturbing me to send her.

What about those free Bleep with ex that happens at times unplanned

culf:




I like your sense of humour, you will live very long by God's grace if you don't change.
Amen oooo


Guy, an ex mustn't be an enemy, imagine what she said about your mum, that's a mature lady out there. NA you call, NA you still fu*kup unto person wey e obvious say una two love unaselves. You better send her apology text now

She will come around again. I know how to press her buttons.

jeromestarks:

I will slap you if you ask me that question again. Am I your mate?

Except you are over 50, but if not then I have your age has a son. Your conversation with your so called ex gives you out a simp. Your mum needs you in her kitchen, go and help her out.

abobote:
I can't delete my ex number except she is disturbing me to send her.

What about those free Bleep with ex that happens at times unplanned

Those free bleeps are what will destroy your life. You will think you're cumming while in actual sense, you're going.

Better change. Non.sense

Blitzking:
I don't delete thir numbers we simply view each others status

Monitoring spirits.
No thanks. I will pass.
I can't be viewing someone else's life abeg. That's stupidest.

sulakishop:
Children of these days sef.

Go and work hard and make money

Na hard work dey give person money. You better change your mentality

jeromestarks:
I will make it up to her later. I know how to press her buttons.

better, now you're talking.

jeromestarks:

Sure na. But as e no work, I don bone am.

gbayi

1Sharon:
What happened to your virgin gf?

Beauty beauty

jeromestarks:

Sure na. But as e no work, I don bone am.

OG

jeromestarks:
I was scrolling through my contacts tonight and I saw my ex's number so , I called my ex (...very dumb move).

We talked and talked about how we weren't meant for each other.

Our conversation read in part:
Me: I thought you won't pick my call.

Her: why won't I? I don't have any problem with you and you didn't offend me.

Me: hmmmm so, what can make you not to pick my call?

She: if you ask any of my sisters out.

Me: 🤣 . We didn't work. Maybe I and your sister will work.

Her: I don't want you around any of my family.

Me: This is why we never happened. You're too jealous. Okay bye. It's better we go separate ways (.... Foolish thing to say on my path).


Her: Better. If you don't want to talk to me anymore, fine. But I will still visit your mother whenever I want to.




I just said good night and hung up.

I feel like an idiot right now.

I don't know why I called her sef. I'm angry with myself. I shouldn't have made that call.


Please always delete your ex 's number and move on.

But nor be you dey preach about how a man needs date virgin?

How come you don get ex?

Abi you disvirgin her then run?

jeromestarks:




So both of you are Gadaffis? Wow!

Those ones na your alternate monikers na.

jeromestarks:

Monitoring spirits.
No thanks. I will pass.
I can't be viewing someone else's life abeg. That's stupidest.

cos I no really care.

jeromestarks:

You're a waste of resources.
How can you keep chasing another man's wife? Tueh. That's not se.xy at all.

Not seen each other in over 25 years. I am friends with her relatives. We didn't quarrel or fight.
Haba, even the husband calls me, though we have not seen. Not chasing after her one bit.

sylve11:


But nor be you dey preach about how a man needs date virgin?

How come you don get ex?

Abi you disvirgin her then run?

I no wan explain cuz no evidence.

sylve11:


Those ones na your alternate monikers na.

...and Dem dey greet dia sef ooo.
Chai, some people no normal again ooo.

jeromestarks:

We broke up. [ Don't ask me how or why. Just take it the way I said it] .

Mr. Broker keep breaking up small time you go break down

CutSoap:


Mr. Broker keep breaking up small time you go break down

I will slap you.

Only God knows why I don’t care… all I care about my cold beer and a plate of burkoto… every night

THE BOTTOM LINE IS THAT YOU JUST BEHAVED LIKE AN IMMATURE KID WHO STILL NEEDS TO GROW UP

FROM THIS CONVERSATION YOU POSTED....SHE BEHAVED IN A MATURED WAY COMPARED TO YOU WHO BEHAVED LIKE A SMALL BOY WHO IS STILL IN KINDERGARTEN

obinna58:
Somewhere inside your heart you’re wanting to dig her again but your mental capacity is unable to understand and agree to it bcoz it’s against your principle

It happened to be an involuntary action

You are right!

Gadafii:
If you had rizz, you could have still bagged that pusse, okafors law never fails

Calling an ex especially one whom did no bad in your books is not a bad idea, but if she’s a cheat, toxic, lazy and dirty, cut her loose

That’s why I don’t break up with any of my girls, if I notice she has started acting like ogbanje I will give her space and withdraw silently so that later in the future I can easily reinitiate conversations with her again, some exs dey fine after separation sha

Nice 👍👍
One bottle of Alomo Bitters for you bro

Op, talk true na her t0t0 still dey hungry you.

kkins25:
must be 16 year olds. If you're above 20 then ....May god help us!

True. Sounded like a kid. The girl has more sense.

This Guy And Pride Na 5&6

phintohlar:
I wish i can also call my ex now and say this to him

Me: Hello
Him: Hello
Me: I just want to tell you that you're a jackshit guy... And I'll just end the call

If he has banged you, he will rebang you... Avoid him