Hian... Shey d guy de mad ni? how in the world did he think he'll get away with such?

If your boobs are occupying two bedroom FLAT, don't come and be harassing our eyes

When sperm go cost like this na??

Late night mushiness

See how her friend is spilling her secrets to d world just because of misunderstandings ehn! Me will die with my secrets. Its a good thing I can keep secrets.

Lord save me from beech asz nigass and biittch asz biittchees too

062 is d correct answer

napoleon77:


This does not meet the rule for box 4

There's an iphunanya I think... saw her profile pic a while ago, name has stuck since then, mami is fine like fine wine.

The number of likes the post garnered really shows that he speaks what others mutter in their closet.... I miss his posts sha

To lend is human, to collect it is divine now o

I used to believe that crime does not pay.

The worst has to be using am in place of i'm.
Some even use i'm and still put I in front.

Of late, others have been using has and his in place of as and is.

They were probably after d same lass, that's why his opponent utilized that opportunity to take him out. Dead men don't tell tales after all

Windflower:

:oReally,so ure also a culprit

I'll soon earn my badge, then you can tag me a culprit

Incrizz:


Two??
That's a lot

That's the more reason I don't want to be ignorant about something others are masterful about.
I thought there are some good schools about.

Tube/floater na him sure pass

Windflower:

Lol,I can relate with you,I used to drink a lot,its didn't bother me till I saw a male and female making out in the pool,since then the fear of public pool is the beginning of wisdom

make out bawo? I need to up my game obviously

Incrizz:


Ahahaha ROTFL
My first time in water saw me gulping it in and the pool was a little crowded that day; imagine the "condiments" of that water

Tube? Don't you feel embarrassed?
Even as a teen, and my near death experience that day, wearing that tube that day was more embarrassing lol

My dear, I've lost two buddies to drowning so fear for me is greater that embarrassment. I'm quite comfortable and can weather d shallow side anything 7 ft deep, and my nerves shut down. Na Tube sure pass for that side abeg

Like play like play, 2017 don go o

I don drink water tire. I de jejely collect tube now. I never wan die abeg

Further mathematics. We were 7 but it felt so lonely. Still did well

babtaima:

get a life and grow up...

You need to get off your asz more nd relate with people kid. Cheers

All these epistle just because you spoke to a girl? You'll shut down NL the day she offs pata for you be that.. rubbish and ingredients

Him go craze if you call am daddy yo be that!
Lovely couple

Lol! Some health sense of humor

I have finally seen it all

They are coming for you op

Where d foto?

That must be Arya stark with her many faces

Our word for today is legs... can we go home and spread d word?

Are you by chance Lionel? Cos you are making my pants messy.

Na God hand e de walahi... relationships are tiring.

fataisulaiman:
I know I've been a jerk. I let my past experiences with women affect my thinking. I now realize I hurt a very beautiful gem who's only crime was to love me.

I ran into her in the cafeteria yesterday in company of some of her friends. Immediately she saw me, the beautiful smile she had on her pretty face disappeared and was replaced with a cold, dark frown. I tried pleading with her but she just didn't respond to me. After begging her to hear me out, she sighed and told her friends she would catch up with them. She then told me she doesn't have much time as she had a class in 15 minutes.

Even though some people here told me not to apologize, I just had to. I pleaded with her, begged her to forgive me, that I never meant to hurt her. Everything just came out in a jumbled mess as she kept looking at her wristwatch and the place was so noisy. I asked her to give me another chance, but she told me that boat had sailed already, that i had hurt her one too many times, she didn't know who I was again, and she doesn't think the damage can be undone. I pleaded and begged, but she stood firm. I think after a while i softened her heart a bit as she told me we'll talk about it some other time. I asked her when, and she mentioned she'll call me when she decides. She then hurried away after pulling back from the hug I wanted to give her.

Last night as I lay in bed unable to sleep, my mind full of her thoughts, i remembered all the times we had together. I thought of all the good times we had, how she behaved like a baby who wanted to be pampered, the sad look on her face the day I told her I won't be around for her birthday, and our first kiss. I remembered the times she'd spend with me at home in my little studio apartment, where we'll lie for hours in bed watching movies and talking. We never fully consummated our relationship, but the things we did anytime she came over to spend time with me was way beyond two people just having casual sex. I remembered when I began to act up to her and make her cry, and I realized I had been a fool all along. I didn't know when the tears started flowing out and stain my pillow. I'm still waiting for her to call as she promised. I've tried so hard not to call her so I don't use my desperation to push her away, and each second seems like an hour.

This here is the reason I've stopped wasting my energy on advising people here... men matured in the game told you what to do and you still went ahead and acted impulsively. even if she does come back, the relationship would be at her own terms and you'll keep being the sissy. Biatch assz nigggas and biatch asz biatches

God bless Ezenwata is the worst transport company in Nigeria. Few yrs ago, I wanted to travel from onitsha to Jos, the car broke down right inside their park at upper iweka and they refused to give us another bus. Most of us slept in the bus and I had to go take those mikel shuttle because they said we would have to wait for the car to get fixed! Inside the park in onitsha o!!!!