My kids will still play football

She didn't bleach, her natural colour just came out. Nothing you wee nor hear from girls

I hope his manhood lives on

You comot me from minor, take me down to major the way you handle that.... UKWU!!!

SirMazi:

Abeg goan sit down you have no words for mouth

issorite, na for nairaland we de

Lemmi coman read lies very interesting stories

SirMazi:

You're in August but December don reach for your side.Happy Christmas

And you didn't see 'don de reach' I wrote right? Well, and a happy new year in advance

Another format, December don de reach. Once bitten twice shy. Who has ears should hear

Even Mugabe knows she doesn't wear panties, kini big deal?

thickminaj:
see ur layf

E wasn't me! My account was hacked by enemies of the state

gordii:
how exactly... Like do you take it immediately after some rounds of sex to replenish, or you do it routinely as in preparing for whenever you got some smashn to do? Also does it jz give you physical energy or it increases your load quantity?

Most times, it's after d weekend.

Peak milk and maltina always does it for me

dareerah:
I don't know

Hold on, your miracle is on d way

I really wantu travel and see the world. Hopefully with my beautiful wife nd kids

dareerah:
Wetin happen nau? na so e sweet reach?

you know nah

elchymo:
Ejaculate kwa? Na sperm??

So when you hear ejaculate, na only sperm you de think of abi?

After withdrawal yesterday? The ATM refused to ejaculate my card but luckily enough, it gave me cash. Win win

Na to pack all of them go station. After 1 week torture, them must confess

Too much web, my head is spinning. Why not forget x and marry y instead?

Noin bro... truth is, when you leave school setting, you'll know pussay doesn't really come that cheap.

I laughed my heart out I swear down!!! Nice one op

When you are done with her in the next 1 month, i'm next pls. Tenk

Wow didn't know cerci was this fine o.

Jon snow still knows nothing by d way

Nutase:
okay dial *131# on your MTN line and follow the instructions. Pere.

Chai! At least consider that today is sunday nah

Nutase:
be contented with you sir.

Lol! Ayam not o! And I will not let you go unless you bless me

I really dunno, Depends on my mood. What doesn't mean a thing today, could cause disaster tomao...

Nutase:
Nothing. I get free data.

Aunty, abeg edakun biko epp my life.

Since I swapped glo for airtel, I've stopped calculating abeg. On the avg 4 to 5k. Per month

Mariinee:
Alright

Mariinee:
It's not an excuse to be wasteful.

No its not, truth be told