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RomanceWhat Is Wrong Wiv Nigerian Girls? by 8ball(op): 11:07pm On Dec 22, 2008
hey guys n babes,u wont believe what a nigerian girl in my class told me last me. Obviously cos of our closeness she the fact for granted that i was gonna ask her.

She was quite frustrated when i made no move in that regard.Then i began to notice that she was becoming obsessive n possessive about me . That pissed me off real good cos i only wanted to be friends and nuffin more

I called her n sat her down n talked to her telling her that we could only be friends n nuffin,u need to hear what the girl had to say,it was unbelievable

that i was her boy friend that refused to convert his love to £ equivalent,i was so peeved

wat do u guys think i should to a loser like this chic?
EducationRe: My Lecturer Is A Gay And He Is Desperately In Love With Me by 8ball(m): 10:31pm On Dec 21, 2008
@ poster

av been apprached by lotsa those freaks

u know wat ,get one lay him don=wn n his bak take a knife n chop his dick off,k


fair warning to all them freaks outta vere
RomanceRe: Is the 'Waiting Game' Old-fashioned? by 8ball(m): 10:26pm On Dec 21, 2008
richo2:
are we talkin about waiting to get married, waiting to get a boy/girl friend or waiting to have sex? undecided
nice question but then dont u fink u are being too old fashioned in finking

does it matter which one?, lol
RomanceRe: I Am Looking For A Fat Busty Date In Portharcourt. by 8ball(m): 4:25am On Oct 14, 2008
@ poster
am sure ya MA is the best bet
RomanceRe: Why Do Guys Get A Girl's Phone Number But Never Call? by 8ball(m): 3:18pm On Oct 04, 2008
this Nawee is the most stupid bastard on vis forum,spitting raw on every thread

ll fix him soonest,checking up on him via a detection service
RomanceRe: Imagine A World Without Women by 8ball(op): 11:58am On Oct 02, 2008
@ all the guys that have posted in this thread

If u haven't had erection since u read vis post,pls concult ya doctor n i mean it oh!
n the girls,keep loving
RomanceRe: I Love You But... by 8ball(m): 11:56am On Oct 02, 2008
@ Missy B

I love U but when i see those sexy lips,it makes me wanna kiss all day long n that's funny considering the fact that my blood is 'hot'
RomanceRe: I Love You But... by 8ball(m): 10:21pm On Sep 30, 2008
missy B,i Love u BUT yo mouth z too wide ( how can i manage to steal a kiss?)
RomanceRe: Rejoice Oh Yee Single Men. by 8ball(m): 4:18pm On Sep 30, 2008
@ poster

U are sufficiently guided to make that erroneous interpretation of the bible

Pls restrict ya self to only what u know
RomanceRe: Imagine A World Without Women by 8ball(op): 7:45pm On Sep 29, 2008
dayokanu:
Soaps would be very expensive
ha ha ha

am sure u may wanna improvise wiv toothpaste, mo laffs

The thing both sexes need each oda to co-exist

but indeed a world wivout women wd make living a living nighmare
RomanceRe: Confused Over Two Female Friends! by 8ball(m): 9:05am On Sep 29, 2008
@ poster

z even berra u leave the girls alone,u'll still av economic quantities(from a sound engineering perspective,that't ll mean reasonable quantities) for ya wife to be

Unless u wanna make babies like Aki n Paw paw(due respects to them tho)
RomanceRe: I Need Help On How To React by 8ball(m): 8:59am On Sep 29, 2008
JazzyJ:
its not about sex!!!! angry it is about commitment n bein true to ur loved one! it hurt me too much because i love him with all my heart n m willing to even giv him everything n die fr him. but he goes flirts with oda girls. i cnt collect oda nigerian guys number when der r many flockin towards me. he knws der r many guys who wan to be with me. but he goes round collecting girls phone numbers. it juz drives me crazy!! cry

i dun stalk him. well maybe once a while when i m free. i m working almost 9 hrs a day. wia he goes n what he does onli God knws. i onli get to see him probably one or two hours a day. i can't go to his house because his housemates hate me. for no apparent reason. actually they r juz scared i would report to police because they smoke weed n do yahoo biz but forget that. i giv him too much space. that he can go round n sleep with oda girls. i don't know what kindda deseases he gets but i still allow him to sleep with me without a condom.

n for ur question when we get married will b the day i will ease up. because den i knw that der wont be another girl who will take him away frm me.

but i will take ur advice tho,

can i ask a question?
should i flirt with oda guys juz to make him jealous? or should i like talk to oda guys in his presence so that when d oda guy tries to flirt with me he will see it? huh
U prolly fink yo guy has a lot so many diseases yet u still dey knack 'raw' wiv him.U must be a vainful death wisher?
Lemme give U a good advice my dear,lay off that young man
Yo attitude n approach is so insecure,that could almost easily be interpreted by any guy as desperation
coming to yo quiestion,U don't need to flirt wiv oda guys to get back his attention,that's quite immature
if yo confident like most girls vese days do,u'll know berra

There are prolly a '000' guys out there waiting to meet s/one nice as u,my granny for starters(lol)


So give him space,
RomanceRe: For Girls Only!oo by 8ball(m): 10:55pm On Sep 28, 2008
naawee:
I might be a dumb fool but you are an old ass dicky bitch with a malodorously stinkin' black pussie that has been ravaged in all forms of its carnality!

Bitch, quit hatin' on real niggaz and go get f**ked real hard. And hang in there, BITCH!
Bitch, quit bein' a bitch, BITCH!
You are nothing but a really cheapened regular bitch, BITCH!
Anya m afugo nti m in vis thread

How on earth do pple get on wiv u in the ist place?,wiv so much of yo post laced with vulagarism n wantom obscenities,u sure stand out as the most uncouth guy av seen on NL
RomanceRe: Until The Are Aged Before They Realise by 8ball(m): 12:47pm On Sep 28, 2008
shegirl71:
Sweetie nowadays girls dnt fade quick,hvnt you heard of exercise,creams and so on that will make a girl as young as ever,I will agree if u say some are desperate most of the time it is only African woman i knw that are usually that desperate.And sweetie there are alot of women smarter than some men and so there are lot of men smarter than some women.
even their 'flowing juices' can attest to that,walahi
RomanceRe: Confused Over Two Female Friends! by 8ball(m): 12:33pm On Sep 28, 2008
dayokanu:
@Poster,

This your situation is a classic case in Algebra r and s we learnt in school.

You can solve it by Taking the 5th order differential and tend it to zero i.e lower limit zero and upper limit infinity If you get an error function, Use the Langrangian (Lambda) or any other numerical method like Euler cauchy or Runge Kutta to solve it.

But the best way is to use the 4th order Taylor series function and see what you would get. Try it.

N.B: You can Use Excel 2007 or Matlab to solve this.

Fooling around means sleeping with right? Give the two equal amount of Bunking and check the result after 3 months

All the best
i like that man,but from a strictly engineering perspective ,the time lag bw those mutually exclusive events( that is bunking the 2 girls) would introduce an uncertainty factor into the order of the already non.linear function

after a thorough risk assesment,i can tell u that none is a viable venture/pursuant

Berra leave 'em girls alone and find another 'arc' where u can make yo 'mark'
RomanceRe: Imagine A World Without Women by 8ball(op): 11:35pm On Sep 27, 2008
larayat:
that is not true n u know it.men can't cope witout women n women can't cope witout men chekena.
please dont start complaining when ya babe says that she wan do again o
Nairaland GeneralRe: I Would Like To Meet Sister Woman by 8ball(m): 8:06pm On Sep 27, 2008
@ poster

i can give u her number only when am sure that u meet the following requirements

1.U have been fully circumsized
2.U don't pursue married women/men
3.yo privates are free of crab infestation
4.U know the difference bw sex n love making
5.And finally how not to start a stupid thread

On ma last count,yo score was 0/5

u failed on all on all 5 counts

yo loss,
RomanceRe: Imagine A World Without Women by 8ball(op): 12:01pm On Sep 27, 2008
whitelexi:
World without women = no sex for a start = peace of mind and civilization!
The world would be fun without women because there would be no nagging, no kids crying everywhere, no unnecesary stress - u just go to work, make your money and spend it how u like grin grin grin
of course no u

u wouldn't be opportuned to b posting in vis thread

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