Thylord:
Still on the matter na fuel wahala.

JealousPrince:
for your mind ooo @ ur monica

BoiledHead:
Make una no vex oooo. This is my own observation and my own statistics oo.. if u vex I no force you read ooo... proceed with caution ooo... Hian..

1.) The Derailers:- This group of monikers go just enter thread begin derail am. Ah ah. Their CEO Is MrCork. Their group secretary is KashyBaby. Other members include: Smellymouth (be like say dis one na casual staff. No be full time), STFUareyougod(Be like say he dey on leave)


2.) The Men Of List:- They must have a list of 10. E no dey pass 10. If e pass na bonus. Their CEO is Tosyne2much. Other members include: Wristbangle, slyIsaac.

3.) The ministry of women affairs:- This group go dey defend women for NL. No matter the situation. Make you comment one nonsense comment abt naija babe dem go quote you begin bash. E be like say dem get member wey be mod coz mod go ban you straight if u start to reply them. Their Minister is Stupidinluv. Other members include: Creamish(if this woman handle you ehn), DiddyDiva, Speeechless3, evegran(This evegran na madam oooo)

4.) #TeamForeignGirls:- Even the management of nairaland have tried to kill this group. Always against naija ladies and praising white women. I'm sure the banned their Founder and Chairman searchiing4love. Their current CEO is Greene66 e be like say him sef dey holiday. He no go quick resume. But I hear say Greene na woman oo.. Other members include: Strahovski1 (This one mata dey tire me sef. Wetin concern him concern naija woman ehn?), coolsix (Be like say dis one na Greene66 bodyguard. If you bash Greene like this he go fly from business section come answer you.), Once in a while Durentt. Be like say dem sack am or he resign.

5.) #AwonWerey100%:- I'm yet to understand this people oooo... I just dey observe them sha.
Their CEO na Naijaboiy, other members include Twaci, IamLegend

6.) The Sex Maniacs: This set of people ehn, all their thread must be about breast.. pussay or fvcking. Either directly or indirectly. Their CEO na WildFlame. Other members include: unapapadeycraze(na him papa not my own), obontami(his moniker alone says it all)

7.) The Mental Case:- See this people need deliverance oo. Na dem go dey ask you whether dem fine. Dem go dey ask u about their neighbour wey dey look them. Their Madam na mamagee3. Other member include: Onila. Where this Onila dey sef?

8.) Dem holier than thou: Like say dem neva fvck before. Always forming pastor. Their CEO na firstking01. Everytime dis one must mention bible. He fit get like 2 side chicks and one baby mama oooo. .

9.) The attention seekers: Dem too plenty.. dem go dey create thread about the girl wey dem kiss by mistake. Create thread on how their vaginas go close.. create thread shaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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10.) THE CONTROVERSIAL :- My favorite group. Their post and comment must offend someone or a group of people. They never post what everyone wants to hear. Always springing up controversies... Their Chairman na Toks2008(This man ehn.. him wife dey try. *I no talk oo*). Their CEO is Jadekitana. This one just enter nairaland yesterday come scatter everywhere. Always bring up controversial threads.. Other members include: Estharfabian(This bae comment must vex person if e no vex you, you go like am sha), Vinshu (This one matter dey one side. Not only is she a sadist. She must create one trash thread shaaaa wey person must vex. Her husband dey try)

I warn una before I start ooo... make una no bomb my head oooo.

*Removes slippers and runs out of thread*

unibenstudent1:
I have slept with you but I didn't kiss and tell

You can't afford to be messing around in their circle. So, no, I have NEVER slept with Wizkid's director.

kaziblake:
She is a nollywood actress

kaziblake:
You look like cha cha eke

Frankiss44:


You mean Bubu?

Drabeey:
This truck got stcked under ikeja along bridge this morning.

See pictures below





Drabeey

cionon:
I confided in my husband when he accused me of listening to people. I then opened up and gave him an instance that if i listen to people i would ne doing what they asked me to do.I told him the advice a former neigbhour of his gave me. Of which I told her I can't do such. Now he uses it against me. I feel bad because he didn't even say what I told him exactly. He changed the story. He lied about it.


All you need is prayers, my sister

My husband goes about telling everyone i am diabolic because I jokingly told him that he should be grateful I don't have a wicked heart if not I will use magun to catch him and his mistress. Which he even replied that he knows i dont have that mind. That i am still a child.
this was said around march of 2015

Fastward to November he started asking for a divorce because he of his mistress he met online. Telling both his colleagues and family members that I am diabolic which is not true. I feel bad because this same man have also confided in me telling me things about his boss and others. We are currently separated

I just regret everything. I regret confinding in him and opening up to him. With pleas from everywhere, he is still insisting on divorce.

gamaliel121:


What's the medical term for kro kro??

kaka22:

Why would you call him a fool? Because he bought a car? It is his money afterall, ... If he decides to sell the car next week, it is still his decision to make. Don't insult other people because they don't share your view. In fact, you are the fool here ...

nairalandbuzz:


I would say it's because he is not yet married.. And wants to do show off with his friends and families that he has arrived...

After family setup, his eyes go open.

femi4:
Don't worry, I go buy bar beach for you

ba7man:
I bought a car first too.


The car is what you'll use to convince prospective clients to pay you enough money to buy land...... they think... "if you're so smart, how come you've not being paid enough to afford a car "

In Nigeria, it's hard to move ahead without packaging.

nairalandbuzz:
Sorry to say o... Some will say it's not right or its than r that...

What state is that ur friend from?