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Politics › Re: Shewu Of Borno Accuse Aliens Fom Chad And Cameroon As Mastermind Of Bokoharam At by 9dynasty(m): 8:01pm On Jun 11, 2011
cogitoErgo:
What is the source of this joke? Are u refering to Shehu or Shewu, or was it a typo error?
^^ grin grin grin now that's funny maybe this thread should be on joke section, na real shewu
Politics › Re: Abdul Mutallab, Slumps In Prison by 9dynasty(m): 7:32pm On Jun 11, 2011
nor mind this boy, e never see anything abeg make im papa confirm well wether na im pikin, because truth be told suicide bombing's not our ball
Romance › Re: Is It A Crime To Be Ugly? by 9dynasty(m): 6:47pm On Jun 11, 2011
we when come ugly na which hope dey for us now? huh huh huh huh huh
Politics › Re: Nigeria Medical Students' Association President Killed In Nurtw Attack. by 9dynasty(m): 1:37pm On Jun 07, 2011
choei what a waste. o boy rest in peace ohh good bye from naija
Career › Re: Top 10 Highest Paying Jobs In Nigeria by 9dynasty(m): 12:29pm On Jun 07, 2011
1) politics
2) politics
3) politics
4) politics
5) politics
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cool politics
9) politics
10) oil company job, customs and police exec, real estate, the others and politics
who dey say banker for there, e nor know weytin e dey talk, banker chop?
Business › Re: Advice On Importation Needed by 9dynasty(op): 6:29pm On Jun 06, 2011
@fineboy thanks i've already been through alibaba
@8oracle, in as much as i would like to patronize nigerian made products could it be as fashionable and cheap as chinese
Business › Re: Advice On Importation Needed by 9dynasty(op): 1:12pm On Jun 06, 2011
bigmodo:
the amt is not too small to import depending on what you want to import.
i want to import office furnishing,cabinets and chairs(like the ones used in conferences)
Business › Re: Where Can I Sale My Social Website Site by 9dynasty(m): 1:06pm On Jun 06, 2011
guy nor let facebook catch you ooh
Business › Re: Advice On Importation Needed by 9dynasty(op): 12:53pm On Jun 06, 2011
please ooh, i'm still waiting for some advice or suggestions thanks.
Jokes Etc › Re: What A Neighbour! by 9dynasty(m): 6:34pm On Jun 05, 2011
mikuz:
el cuerpo! Like serious? Please don't play with my ignorance intelligence! How can you call this ish a joke? If na play stop am o!
mikuz shut the f** up i challenge you to post a joke to prove us wrong suckerrrrrrrrrrr
every time where is the joke, not funny, ah ah who u be now?
Celebrities › Re: 17 Years Old Chinese Student Sells His Kidney To Buy Apple Ipad 2 by 9dynasty(m): 6:16pm On Jun 05, 2011
fredoooooo:
what is he gonna do , when another ipad come ot out ? sad sad sad
too bad, if he continues he would probably not live to see ipad4, kidney go don finish.lol, na wa oooohh
Business › Re: Importing From China by 9dynasty(m): 3:02pm On Jun 04, 2011
oga i'm interested oh ameduman@yahoo.com
Business › Advice On Importation Needed by 9dynasty(op): 2:12pm On Jun 04, 2011
good day y'all, i need some advice on expanding my business, i've been into new laptops and computer accessories sales for a year and half now, the thing is i want to mix it up with office equipment and furnishing by importing directly from china,  i have access to a big shop space at a very busy location. and was planning on investing say 3 million naira on it, please do y'all think the amount is too small to import, )what do you think about the product line, i need some real advice, thanks
Celebrities › Re: The World's Most Powerful Celebrities- Lady Gaga Tops The List by 9dynasty(m): 1:52pm On May 30, 2011
@kandiikane
you the woman in ur profile pix has some nice black boobs i must say, lol
Jokes Etc › Re: Satan Rejects Osama Bin Laden In Hell by 9dynasty(m): 1:32pm On May 30, 2011
@samtoknow1
o boy nor come go craze oh.wetin concern devil concern payphone concern police.-na really sam to know, lmao
Celebrities › Re: Bin Laden's Ex-mistress Attacks Us-based Nigerian Rapper, Wale, On Twitter by 9dynasty(m): 1:15pm On May 30, 2011
@shotster50
don't mind the racist,terrorist f**king b*tch, she's so much in need of attention, wale's response was all he needed, ,abeg make them leave wale, if e wan f**k white babes oya fire down jaree,
Business › Re: What Is The Biggest Amount Of Cash You've Lost? by 9dynasty(m): 12:33pm On May 30, 2011
mine was 350,000 naira on forex, ,nor too pity me --made over double the next week.
Agriculture › Re: Starting A Poultry Farm (a Blog) by 9dynasty(m): 1:25pm On May 26, 2011
hello hindsight
as a private business owner myself i do encourage just what you and your friend are doing. to add some insight i hope you've taken care of reptiles like snakes, they could be worse than bird diseases some times, keep progressing, cheers
Jokes Etc › Re: Love In A Mental Hospital by 9dynasty(m): 2:34pm On May 25, 2011
even though @ samla no need to apologize i liked it, cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy grin
Politics › Re: Group Warns Jonathan Against U.s. Military Base In Nigeria by 9dynasty(m): 7:27pm On May 24, 2011
@mariory
you are informed--well informed
Politics › Re: Group Warns Jonathan Against U.s. Military Base In Nigeria by 9dynasty(m): 4:56pm On May 24, 2011
i believe the u.s are after crude oil, but china- china i fear who nor fear that country, they would support anyone the u.s is against and against anyone the u.s is with, some say china gives out loans to countries but hey,lets be realistic here china isn't even a developed country yet and they do have problem (1) their population and becoming very demanding(energy wise) their real objective remains their own big open secret, i'm not trying to make this thread a U.S vs CHINA one, but my instincts say china no no not our near friend either, thanks peeps
Politics › Re: Group Warns Jonathan Against U.s. Military Base In Nigeria by 9dynasty(m): 3:21pm On May 24, 2011
@buzugee
the demon you know is better than the angel you don't-U.S.A the demon--- china& Russia the angel, i'd rather have American troops here than Chinese business men, and who says America isn't already the world power house, nothing can  change that at least not in our generation, cheers
Adverts › Re: How Do I Set Up My Expert Advisors On My Mt4 Platform? by 9dynasty(op): 10:03am On May 23, 2011
@dad lolade,
thanks here's my email ameduman@yahoo.com i'll be glad to hear from you.
Christianity Etc › Re: Christianity Is Like One Big Joke by 9dynasty(m): 12:11pm On May 21, 2011
@wetu, i salute you

@frosbel, really the thing is so annoying some people even curse GOD directly or indirectly all in the name of 21st-century, my bible says only a FOOOL will say there's no GOD,and you say people like me what are you trying to prove here.,if you slap me i bring the second cheek, i think the only response here was your first, the second nayyy.
Christianity Etc › Re: Christianity Is Like One Big Joke by 9dynasty(m): 10:04am On May 21, 2011
loveking, jokes apart i think your beloved parents wasted the energy they spent on sex conceiving you, they should have argued about eba or rice which was better for dinner or just watch ishawuru(drama),.,.,, lolllllllllll
Christianity Etc › Re: Christianity Is Like One Big Joke by 9dynasty(m): 9:48am On May 21, 2011
@loveking
let me guess u'r one of those that believe humans evolved,well you're right or almost. at least i think you didn't quiet evolve cos you're stilll a[b] MONKEY[/b] homo-loveking , foooolish white atheist wanna be.
Adverts › How Do I Set Up My Expert Advisors On My Mt4 Platform? by 9dynasty(op): 4:03pm On May 20, 2011
i just installed a forex robot on my mt4 platform but there hasn't been any sign at all and this is my first time using a robot please what must it be i did or didn't do, in details please.
NYSC › Re: Rioters Lock In 50 NYSC Members, Set Building On Fire by 9dynasty(m): 12:43pm On Apr 20, 2011
i'm a corper serving in borno state and was involved in the elections, please nigerians we need your prayers, never thought i would be saying this but i'm scared, i'm very far from[b] HOME[/b].
Webmasters › Re: Share Your Website Ideas by 9dynasty(m): 5:35pm On Apr 19, 2011
seriously u expect people to just SHARE their hard thought IDEALS on a webmasters forum. bros abeg rethink am. i wouldn't do that even with $100,000, word
Politics › Re: Drop A Word For The Corp Members Conducting The Elections by 9dynasty(m): 10:43am On Apr 18, 2011
i want to thank you all for the kudos on behalf of serving corps members in borno state, i'm happy i was a part of this history. it's very stressful here but the joy knowing how well it went covers alot. thanks every one, GOD BLESS NIGERIA AND NIGERIANS
Politics › Re: Official Results Of Presidential Election: By INEC by 9dynasty(m): 8:52pm On Apr 17, 2011
i can proudly tell my children i was a serving corps member, who worked as an I.N.E.C official in borno state, NIGERIAN YOU HAVE VOTED RIGHT, well done
Jokes Etc › George Phillips by 9dynasty(op): 10:45pm On Mar 18, 2011
George Phillips of Meridian , Mississippi was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.

George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" He said "yes" Then they said "All patrols were busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available."

George said, "Okay" He hung up the phone and counted to 30.

Then he phoned the police again. "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot them." and hung up.

Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to George, "I thought you said that you shot them!"

George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

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