₦airaland Forum

I laugh in ibo.
I said it that time will come they will not only ask Nigerian Army for Python dance but for other types of higher reptile dances. Now they are already asking for Cobra, Mamba and Anaconda dances for their safety in their own land.
I never thought the request will come this soon.

petaling:
It seems you are newbie here as I just started seeing your name here. My advice is don't make any insurance coy one of your largest holding as those guys can burn your fingers. Insurance coys are good for jijo but not long term.

Hahaha....wanaj0$$$$$ don suffer oh.
Guy na one the most loaded board members of NEM you open mouth call newbie?
Just pray make Oga Nosa2 no see/read this your post.

Chai..., .this is very gory and condemnable.
I don't know what Nigerian Army formations are waiting for again. I expected that with this news, Anacondas and pythons should have started dancing in Imo and Anambra states already.
Man's inhumanity to his follow man.
I weep for South East.

emmanuelewumi:
Stanbic IBTC Stockbroker is now everybody's Stockbroker. You can open a Stockbroking account with them with zero Naira.


Commissions is 0.7% for transactions done via their app or self service and 1% for transactions done via emails.

And GTI Securities get mind collect very high trading charges.

indodon:
arsenal abeg oo!!! tickets at stake

sonofElElyon:
I beg gurus in the house should we jijo or buy and hold

Those of us that bought the IPO will gladly sell to jijoist next week Wednesday, use the proceed to eat good meal at Niger-delta restaurant and do charity work with what is left.

husu:
From my own portfolio from 2007/2008 till now, zenith bank , uba , dangote sugar hasn't been doing badly. Others I don't understand them. e g Aiico, fcmb, fbn, union, oceanic( ETI), wema, Dunlop, not talking of bank phb, afribank, Skye bank that has gone extint. Oceanic( ETI) was where I put all my life savings then. The dividend alone in zenith has surpassed the purchase amount

Are you Mr. horlads of SMN?

samguru:
is JB attempting to reach KM 50 ni?

Comrade please allow JB reach and surpass KM50 in peace. Plenty of us here have been waiting for that movement since

Verysmart101:
I am currently in a fix my people.

I have a girl who is in the university currently. She's 21 already. I Live in Abuja while she lives in Owerri.

Late last year I disvirgined her but I never knew my nightmare would start from there. Ever since I did that act, she totally changed and I made some observations and discovered she cheated on me with her male friend. I confronted her with facts and she apologized promising it would repeat itself again. Out of love I agreed and we continued again.

To my greatest shock her behaviour never changed. I still inquired and I discovered she is sleeping with a guy in her lodge regularly. She denied several times until I got serious evidence and this time she admitted and was blaming me for deflowering her. She said she can't withstand the temptation of guys in her school. This is the girl I intend to marry.

Now she says she wanna quit and I don't deserve her because of her promcious ways. She has been nice to me all along until she changed recently. I need solid advice my people. I don't wanna act out of anger.

Pls should I kick her out or reconsider? I do help her financially for 2yrs of dating. I Am 28 and ready to settle down.

Help my people.

Owerri abi..
Should we tell him??

Blaqroman0000:
Your girl dey owerri open mouth tell you say she is promiscuous and you still want am??
Haba you never hear of owerri girls?
Funny part she might be schooling in imsu na there the matter end, na full time olosho na. Abeg I also school in owerri you fit give me e contact?

eedimo:

[b]When you ask the price of a 2 bedroom apartment there, [/b]you would understand when I say it is not my business for now.

1.2Million minimum for Buhari standard.
2Million minimum for Jonathan standard.
Abuja landlords will not make heaven

yMcy56:
It's getting to them gradually.....
At least after ZEE was markdown, it went low to 22 region and GT to 21 region......before gradually inching back up again.....

You know both are always trading daily, you can't compare them with some of these stocks that may not do 200k units a day for many months self.........those ones rise used to be sharp once there's any good news. Some might not even stop until they deliver +50% gain and above self.

Abeg it should reach GTCO and ZENITH anyhow ooohhh. I wan see Baba Oracle prophecy come to pass. ("10% , 10% daily till both get to N70 each before APC primaries"

yMcy56:
UNILEVER
Full bid @13.40.......
I'm sure some impatient ones who might have picked would have sold off.....
Any long termer who can be patient enough will benefit here......

ZENITH: Aggressive accumulation witnessed....
GTCO: Inching up gradually........
JB: Sighted @28.50 as at now.....
FCMB: Positive momentum....

OANDO, ETERNA: Full bid @ 6.44 and 7.31 respectively....
FTNCOCOA, MEYER: Full bid @0.40k and 2.56....

How comes this current bull run is not getting to GTCO and ZENITH?

ThEGodFaThEr131:
When it comes to beauty, I want to believe Owerri surpasses Enugu

DrAwo:
Mama Mercy!
May your government tenure be loooong...

Great observation about SMN and NSEMPA... I think he referred to NSEMPA at a point but called it SMN... I didn't catch it then until when I was editing...

He talked about moving from SMN to another platform before finally settling at "SMN" (I guess he wanted to say NSEMPA OR nairaland)... I apologise for missing it at the time...

If you connect me with Dubai Prince or even Warren Buffett, I will interview them... Lol...

Ask Oga Oracle to connect you with Queen of Canada and also KnightOfDelta, we need to hear them too.

yMcy56:
Dr. Awo, when are you bringing Dubai Prince?
Let's learn what investment entails the Katanga way as well.

Nice listening to the oga on top, Oga Wanaj0......
Nice and cool voice by the way.....money is good....
Was expecting to hear remarks about NSEMPA as well but you only asked about SMN.........all well and good.

Happy Easter Madam

ILovebigyansh:
zenith is acquiring a major bank soon. Hold on to the stocks.
Don't ask me how i know.

Union Bank. I may be wrong though.

emmanuelewumi:
But you didn't buy at N12 last year. I liquidated my money market fund and emergency reserve to by Zenith Bank at between N11 and N12 last year.

I am still holding on to those shares

I bought but not to my satisfaction because of limited funds then. My average cost of purchase was around N18

emmanuelewumi:
Wetin go happen

I go sell every other assets and put all in Zenith

Agbalowomeri:
Did you check the RSI? It already dipped below the 70 oversold mark. From history, it's a point of no return.
Na gut analysis o

Make Zenith by chance touch N17 first......

JidennaJason:
While the useless Ekuké dog I received as a birthday gift from my uncle has sworn not to be beautiful and useful... Rather, she chose to be a full blown Lesbian, and refuse to come in close contact with the male dogs equipped with high level of Testosterone in the neighborhood...

This act of wickedness from Sophia made me stop taking her to the dog show at Portharcourt and I am looking for buyers from Cross Rivers and Akwa Ibom State respectively to come take this plague away from me.

Seeing those beautiful dogs the Op listed above is now making me feel sad especially dog number 6, 10 and 15.

Bros, hold your Jack Russell tight. Because we call it Ekuke/Whiskey/Bingo in Nigeria doesn't make it lesser than other breeds.

megawealth01:
Meristem is very good na... I use them na... Na their commission be premium

I no dey sure say Meristem commission reach GTI Securities Limited own. Those guys commission na die.

mmadu4:
call me a snail when i am on the high way I don't care. i take my time i will surely get to my distination

When I tell my friends that it takes me 6hours to cover Abuja to Plateau with Toyota Muscle, they all always laugh at me. Men I always maintain 70-80km/hr on Nigerian bad roads no matter the distance to be covered.

RIP Doctor

sincerelymine:
I have concluded to move my account from there. This looks like a deliberate attempt to make people lose money. Imagine if i needed to make quick trades based on the present bear and stock lose 10% everyday. Thats how i would have lost 50% like that.Anyways, Im considering the new atlass already

You can be the first to try Yoocha on behalf of NSEMPA.

PETERiCHY:
Our target price for Zenithbk is N10:10k

BARGAIN GUNTERS TAKE NOTE!

Make I visit the list of all my debtors, everyone must pay up by end of the month.
Can't afford to miss this opportunity if it presents itself.

igbizen:
This guy is either a chevron or Total staff.
I have dotted the i,s maybe I still need to cross my t,s b4 concluding

Mobil Producing, Eket.

yazga:
Hi Newbies

Here is a breakdown of all the charges on Bamboo!

We currently charge 1.5% on all buy and sell trades. You will see the "Estimated Commission" on the page when you review your Buy/Sell order. At this point you can choose to go ahead and make the trade or not. We will certainly give notice if our Trade Fee is going to change.

Deposits have a 1.4% processing fee on Naira card transactions and barter transactions (capped at 2,000 Naira), a 150 Naira processing fee on Naira bank transfers, while there is a 2.9% processing fee on Dollar card transactions.

There is an extra fee on instant deposits which is 0.1% (with a minimum fee of $1 and a maximum fee of $10). This means that if 0.1% of what you are depositing is more than $10, the extra fee will be $10. However, if 0.1% of what you are depositing is less than $1, the extra fee will be $1.

The processing fees for wire transfers vary across different banks.

If you deposited from a Naira payment option, you can only withdraw to a Naira account. If you deposited from a USD payment option, you can only withdraw to a USD account. There is a withdrawal fee of ₦45 to Naira bank accounts and $45 to USD bank accounts.

Finally, there is a 30% WHT (Withholding Tax) on dividends, which is a mandatory tax taken by the U.S. government for individuals buying stock outside of the U.S.

Factor the above into your profit.

Whooping 30% on dividends?
I have to rebalance my portfolio and go for only grow stocks

megawealth01:
You go gree buy

emmanuelewumi:
They should short it to N10.

The better for us all

nessot:
You want enter Forbes list

Yes

DrAwo:
I understand perfectly well...
Its a simply sign of where we currently are in the grand scheme of things (market cycle)...

For the NSE, another 2008 loading...

I no go mind make NSEMPA-Reddit group help me pump Zenith to N100

ukay2:
Ok Ma...

We are still in the bus since

Km 30 loading small small

At KM35, I go share grace for the house.