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please agric lawyers in the house together with agro entrepreneurs should please do some break down to the house cos am sure a lot of people wouldnt mind enrolling in this scheme.

gondon:
I felt pained upon seeing a topic like dis. Lost my job bcoz of a Woman, got my first passport with 6 open visas seized coz of her, got another passport with 2 visa seized coz of her again, not in good terms with my Family coz of her, dont hv male or female frndz coz of her, do everytin in dis world to make her happy, got public insults daily from her, be it in public buses, Church, market and even enough slaps to top it up; yet i still gave her my love.
Her true being came out, wen my mum spoke to her to free me, since den my life hv neva been dsame. She calls me a jobless being, a poor man and above all an hopeless man. But d truth be told, wen u love someone; u wouldnt knw how to control it, expecially if u happen to be someone like me.
Still pursading me to sell my 4bedroom duplex i built at GRA ENUGU, to clear a debt of 100k i owe her....... Bur i still love her even though she is gone.
And d said lady i spoke about isnt a graduate, nor knows how to read or write, but yet treated me like a trash; just bcoz tinz changed. All i wrote happened from Feb 2016 to Date.......



I am using this medium to call on a good lady out there, in search of a soul mate. You cant tell where our luck is, so i wouldnt change my nature. Also, i call on good people who could help a brother stand up back, not monetary stuff, but a contact or link to a job would be d best.



God bless us all.

Bros you need to be caned, you are a disappointment i must confess. A woman did all these to you and still tell us that you loved her.
Sometimes i wonder why on earth some guys misbehave like this. the truth is that even tho a woman loves you 100 percent and notices that you are a wussy, a guy who would always displease himself to make her happy, thats when ur respect stats depreciating. You wrong ur family, colleagues, and lost ur link to international travels all cos of one lady, dude you are plain stupid, you are not buying my sympathy.
Relationships should be a 50 50 commitments else it should be a No No.

And this nigga hasnt learnt his lessons. he is still calling out ladies that would help him stand on his feet. Please any lady in the house whose willing to take up the mantle of the last lady and continue where she stop should please send this nigga a Pm

Mellorix:
my 2 cents!

Plan to install windows server 10 times. and break it 10 times. Before you get to the 9th installation. You will already because above novice.


I started with Comptia A+ though, gives you all the basis you need before jumping into server configuration. Do you even know enough about desktop configuration and management? hmmmmm

Please I wan to delve into the world of servers. I heard you talk about comptia and the rest of em.

Please I need a professional advice on which branch to start my I.t journey.
I wouldn't mind making you my mentor

Can someone please tell this dude to shut the Bleep up, his relevance is up.

The APC used this goonless fellow to orchestrate his campaign against the past government and his job is done and donations made to his ministry in order to take the ministry to a permanent site which his church helped him by relocating him to his current parish.

Bihari doesn't need him again, his services are no longer needed, except he want some political appointments then he should come out straight and say it. Anything more than this, he must receive the silent treatment from the presidency.

Please am being told to warn him that any further noise from his direction, then EFCC would swoop into full action to investigate his account and trust EFCC, they must find a way to rope him in into the arms scandal and wooop he would be given a one month rent apartment in EFCC underground cell.

I knew that is how it has always been, this economic team is pure bunch of misgruntled fellows who knows nothing about challenges and good economic direction.

No body should rejoice, I wish I had the resources to use every vaccum created by this mofos to fleece my own cake from the system

bestads:
That means the Banks and companies that have sacked and are still sacking workers are PONZI schemes as well

bros we no dey quarell, I just referee you guys to a link I stumbled across eailier, besides the sacking of banks and company workers does not water down the fact that it is a ponzi scheme. Refute the idea first, besides I ain't here to argue, its a free world

apcisevil:
Good people should be wise...the south is being reconquered and recolonised...the yorubas who seemed to be only standing man in south are steadily being tied because for some reason, they have helped pushed themselves in a corner...the south should wise up....this is not politics...most people here commenting as yorubas are truly hausas...the northern sole aim is to divide and destroy the south using the south themselves

hey can you use your brain for once

abeg amend that of Niger State, they don't pay corp members any more since over a year now.

In addition Niger State never at no time paid 6000 naira. Their payment has always been 5000 naira.

Get your facts right.

Solidrock5200:
The biggest fools in this country are the foolish tribes in the South: namely, the Igbos, the Yorubas, the Ijaws, etc. We continue to do what they British designed us for, which is to continue being divided, abusing and cursing ourselves while the North continues to unite and continue to enjoy the advantages over us. I am an Igbo man. I believe strongly that unity between all the tribes in the south will be far more profitable for all Nigeria as we will be better placed to put up a united front to ask for a restructured Nigeria where everyone will be happier as opposed to what we currently have on ground. Truth be told, the Yorubas are the ones that first asked for a confederation and the enshrining of the right of exit in our first constitution b4 independence. Zik remains to be blamed for opposing those noble positions. However, I think it is high time we in the south pause a little and reflect on what we have gained by antagonising ourselves. The Prof is 100 percent right.
I have always respected the man. It is because of the disunity in the south that is why very educated men like him will be on the sidelines while less educated ones rule and ruin the country. Igbos and Yorubas should wake up to their responsibility to this nation and stop bickering. We will be more useful to ourselves and the nation at large if we unite ourselves, conquer our suspicion, backstabbing of ourselves, and double standards. This will help us, Igbos, Yorubas, Ijaws and other ethnic nationalities in the south to be able to stand up against any injustice against any section of the country by condemning it without any bias and push for measures to redress such. United South Equals a just, united and peaceful prosperous Nigeria. ONE SOUTH.

that unity is a pipe man's dream. I wish it was possible but a united south would be fought by our masters in the north

princey83:
Those are the last people that would negotiate nigeria breaking up. infact they would fight tooth and nail to keep it has one. If you are receiving over 30 million naira every 3/4months for sleeping in the National assembly and doing absolutely fck all, would you pray for nigeria to break up when you know there is also a possibility of coming back again like david mark.

Looks like you have a comprehension problem. No where in the article did Soyinka advocate for disintegration of the country. Disintegration and restructuring are two different words and has different meanings.

So when the nigga you were quoting was saying that the national assembly should negotiate our restructuring, he doesn't mean that they should negotiate our disintegration.

it is very unfortunate that we have an economic team that has been experimenting with policies since inception over a year ago. This niggas keep doing trial by error policies, some policies killing the naira, while some policies ameliorating the situation.

How would a serious investor invest in Nigeria, when you don't know the next policy shift in Nigeria.
Bihari keeps messing up big time, the worse is that his mallams keep supporting blindly even tho they are the worse hit

Restructuring, yes is needed. Buh removing the whole program would have been a backward plan anyway.

Restructuring to ensure those who are worth is is chosen, tod ensure that money disbursed are used for the target project.

please an eailier discussion has been made on MMM. it is a ponzi scheme, besides the owner is a convicted fraudster.

Play at your own risk.
www.nairaland.com/3128811/why-should-stay-away-mmm/

myners007:
It appears that the Eastern folks inspite of how wealthy they are do not have good taste when choosing women

Nah Mikel as a sharp IBO nigga is really digging a gold mine from this lady if you don't know. The money Mikel the sharp nigga is making from this lady and her rich family would be more than twice she makes from sports.

Trust me, Mikel on a low key must still have his IBO wife that is on a hibernating mode somewhere in Nigeria who might even be bearing kids for ma nigga.

Mikel is such a wise but useless player

I don't know whether these takeovers and sealings from government agencies signs of good times abi bad times.

Every angle is showing a storm that would likely be difficult to wither soon

I think I had seen a link on this eailier, think it might help www.nairaland.com/3128811/why-should-stay-away-mmm

donhils:
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Bros on a Thursday like today you don dey chat ogechukwu dey book her ahead of the weekend wey dey front.
Bros I hail ooo

UEDIBO:
HELP ME I BEG.
I AM A CASUAL STAFF OF FEDERAL POLYTECHNIC IDAH
KOGI STATE.
I READ ELECTRONICS/TELECOMMUNICATION (HND)
PGD IN EDUCATION
PGD IN INFO TECH
M.Sc INFO TECH
WITH 8 YEARS IT EXPERIENCE.
uedibo@yahoo.com

bros ehyah, sorry about the injustice that is been perpetrated by these institutions all in the name of employment. how many years have you worked as a casual staff there? i know of some people who has worked more than 2 years as casual staffs in ma school and they are still been paid peenuts.

struggle harder brother, it shall be well

989900:
Obasanjo is "hot in economics", but could not see the fundamental relevance of self-sustenance in locally refined petroleum products to an oil producing mono-economy population of over 160 million (at the time).

He issued over 20 new refinery licences with virtually none actually starting zilch.

We are paying for your failures old man, and Buhari is going to be the 'fall guy' if he does not get "hot in economics" ASAP.

"Hot in economics" ugh .

These guys must always trade blames, I ain't surprised cos that's the modus operandi of the APC.

Okay it ain't Jonathan to be blamed, it has extended to OBJ because he made an indirect criticism of the president. Nigeria is in a quagmire

MrTruth4real:
Things are worst now but definitely not good during gej tenure. Algeria was able to save $150b when crude oil price was high, how much did gej save? If gej had saved half of what Algeria saved am sure wouldn't have been suffering like this. One other problem with gej was that he allowed too much looting during his tenure, these looted funds are part of the problem we are having now.

did you hear about the sovereign wealth fund that NOI planned to implement, that Amechi and the rest of ur cohort fought to a stand still

Built2last:
Removing subsidy when econ was good & forex was surplus was refused only 2 face it now when econ is bad n forex gone. Fantastically stupid.



68% fuel price hike + 45% electricty tariff hike + 100% VAT increase + 9% airtime tax + 100% Naira depreciation. Dinner is served Nigerians


Since Buhari took over there's no product or service in Nig that d price has remained the same; everything is up and you say ure for d poor


Crude prices are still dropping yet the APC announce an over 50% increase in d price of PMS? So what were Fashola & the rest saying last yr?


Fuel will sell for N40 they said, well they didn't tell us there was a hidden figure before the 40! Nigerians welcome to change @akaebube


'If anyone tells you that fuel subsidy exists, that person is a fraud'~ GMB, 2012.

It took him 11months to learn 


Every passing day we find out that #OccupyNigeria was political and not economical. How else do you explain the silence?


I still see pictures of Tunde Bakare jumping  at Abiola Garden chanting "GEJ must go!" in #OccupyNigeria 
Still fresh in my memory



20 litres in ur car & 10 litres for Gen at 145 Naira for 30 days is N130,500. Nepa bill, food and miscellaneous excluded. Let that sink in


Buhari simply increased petrol price,you don't remove subsidy and still fix the price...don't let "them" fool you...this is CRIMINAL!!


Since it's now N145 a litre , food prices and everything naturally going to go up...

Apart from ur salary .



So we are back to 2012 on this fuel subsidy?

We just delayed our lives by four years.

Clap for yourselves Nigerians. You played yourself.



Everyone returning to GEJ's policies

Latest is subsidy

Either they were wrong & GEJ was right,or theyre so bad that theyre copying failure


They said Jonathan gave us 10 naira change, oya go and buy fuel for 145 naira now

To be honest, we are plainly our own enemies, too much of politics in the land, we play politics above national interest. They APC knew the policy was a good one and fought it in 2012, led protests and because of that prosponed the judgement day.

The same thing would pop up in the sovereign wealth fund that NOI like five years ago proffered , to save for rainy days instead of squandering excess crude oil wealth by the three tiers of government. The same stupid Amaechi( the most stupid south south politician) led the governors to oppose that move. Today we are suffering the ripple effect of that failed policy.

GEJ said we would miss him when he is gone, I think 11 months is too early for that.

I stay in the north and the northern zombies who were sai baba town criers 11 months ago can no longer talk now.

omenka:
My thought: 90% of the respondents are eternally pained iPod yoots. Even if fuel sells for N1 per litre, they'd still complain.

must you be a boot licker, must you be unreasoning at all times ?
Must there be a civil unrest and revolt against the government before you know that things are spinning out of control.
My joy is that APC is coming back to lick its vomit, they staged protests in 2012 when government then insisted on removing subsidy, they had the labour unions in their palm and they played and acted the script well then.

The chicken has come to roost. Jonathan removed subsidy when one barrel of oil was over hundred dollars and he sold it then for 135, now the barrel is jot even upto 50 dollars and this callous government is selling for 145. if the the oil gets to 100 dollars we would be buying at over 300 naira, change ma foot.

What about the savings they claimed they made when Nigerians where buying at 87 naira and the landing cost was less than 80 naira.

This government claims to fight corruption, Buh I bet you the level of stealing and short changing happening in this government is mind boggling

LadyExcellency:
The Miyetti Allah Cattle Breeders Association has already told us that they have over 35 million herdsmen in Nigeria.

That's an incredible advantage. By estimation, one in every five Nigerians is a herdsmen roaming about inside the bush if we accept the estimation of 175 million as Nigeria's population in 2016

that's a sign to tell us that we should expect them as usual to submit bloated figures during whatever census would be conducted in Nigeria.

This reminds me of ma office, where ma director is a pain in the ass. I am in the opposition and I don't give a hoot because I know the power to sack me is not in his hands. He can only whine and cry.

Its a Federal job, the best he can ever do is to seek for ma redeployment. I got colleagues who would leave the office,play around Buh would be good boy when he's around. If he travels for days, those niggas would be no where near the office, Buh they always get appraisal and tips from the boss, who cares ?

222Martins:
Nigeria is so so volatile. We the post-civil war
generation learnt the hard way during the boko
haram onslaught. Now, i conduct business in
most states of Nigeria but 80% of my estate
investments are repatriated back to my zone.
While the remaining 20% in other volatile zones
are masked in corporate entities devoid of ethnic
influence.

you are a smart ass

CSTR2:
Death is death. There is no better death.
Being passive does not stop them from killing people as you can see, so it is better to actually go down fighting.There is no true peace without some form of confrontation and an ''enough is enough'' mentality.
But then you need to be a man to understand that.
Maybe yoruba women don't give birth to real men nowadays.

bros for your info, death get levels, the death you get when you get stoned and killed by a mob is different to the one that you get when you die from a gun shot.

bros no try this northerners, I can relate how they mob and kill under the slightest provocation walahi, and you know the worse is that the security agencies would turn a blind eye and give them hours before doing their job

Who loses, I think we southerners lose cos we have properties and investments in the north, the average northerner has his kiosk where he sells and sleeps in.

Say No to Violence

kissval1388:
Lols my guy no money to redeploy.

oya make sure you have machete and saw, so that at least you can defend your belle and make sure you keep us up to date so that we can always relate to you

kissval1388:
As I dey gombe state, make I quickly go pack my clothes. e be like say Na Cameroon or chad sure pass.
before I say make i go east, I must pass like 3 northern state.














God pls let there no reprisal. how person go take escape? I dont want to die in the north.

hahaha where you wan die ? for east ? okay sir, oya redeploy we dey your back. Buh for me and myself, I shall remain in the north, no shaking nothing dey happen

clefstone:
How can a Dr, a supposed consultant for that matter allow herself be used by a man like T billz, abi na tuberculous bacilli sef be he name.

Meanwhile, if u watched d Tiwa interview, you would notice that she never denied sleeping with don jazzy and co. When asked about the allegation, she said I never cheated on my husband. Her response could imply that she slept with those guys but not after hooking up with teebillz.


I expect a lot more to unfold from this saga

hahahaa this guy you make a good detective

Leicester are premier league champions courtesy of their resilience throughout the season.

Their amazing crowning is among the most unlikely fairytale stories in English football.

Oya motivational speakers food don done, make una come dey cite Leicester as example of hardworking brings success.

Nairalanders wet in una think...

I can't come out straight to give you a direct advise since I do not have information into some factors.

The truth is that if your boss can put all his contract offer into writing it would be worth considering if these conditions are satisfied:

you have a conducive working environment where you are been dignified and giving your utmost respect and regard (most private companies treat their workers like poo)

You see yourself growing career wise, also them allowing you to attend conference and workshops in your field( because trust me that's what you need).

The loyalty of your boss could be another factor, there are bosses that want the best for their staff, they can't go to any length to make you happy. If you have a boss that is not just a boss but a friend then bros reconsider what extra bucks in another company is planning on taking away from you.


After considering this factors and you still consider is time for a career change, that is still wonderful. you don't owe any organization any loyalty and what matters most is your self development.

Wish you all the best but also put in mind the saying that the devil you know is better than the angel you don't know make you no do mistakes that Nigerians did by voting out a "clueless govt" and changing it with something worse.