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Ninilowo: Thank u o jare. some1 will write a book and title it: HOW TO MAKE MILLIONS and peole would buy it there by helping him to make his millions. I ve never come across any one of them making use of any point in the book to make their millions but they make their millions through the books they write. IMAGINE! This motivational speakers and writers have lead a lot of people astray by making them to resign pre maturely from their jobs. They will go to the extent of telling you that you can never make it as a salary earner. They will give you examlpes of successful people in the world but they will never make reference to those that have failed trying to go by their words.

you are on point.

Nigeria is moving forward, the only drawback is electricity which would be a thing of the past soon!

Billyonaire: There is no HELL, thats sealed. When people die, not everyone cross over instantly although 95% do cross instantly. Many still linger on due to their strong bond with earthly loved ones and attachments. That temporal "state" is the limbo state and, that was the rational behind those traditional memorials that relatives do to release the souls, although many are not conscious why ancient people did it, most people just do am because dem wan chop rice and wear designer apparels. But everyone do crossover after a while with the help of the spirit guides.

now I no there are wise men on Nairand maybe Seun should create a section for the wise ones.

crusifis: +1000000. God bless u, i just googled it now, and saw the same thing, na so dem kill galileo for nothing, call am witch

+100000000

Billyonaire: Illuminati and the allied organizations are mystical enlightenment organization, there is nothing wrong with the quest for deeper underlying knowledge of the Universe, these half-knowledged pastors have a way of damning other knowledge base and sentencing anyone to in-existent Hell. There is no Hell Fire.

In my opinion you are a mystic and very correct in your above statement.

Mr. Seun, In my own philosophy today is your new year dat is why I wont hesitate to wish you Happy New year and prosperous New year ahead. Lest I forget as much as I wish you Long Life and Good Health you are not getting younger but old. your idea has impacted many lives directly or indirectly make sure you document your Ideas and experiece daily (ups and downs). Once again Happy New year (Invisible Mentor To Many)!!

It cant be used in Nigeria presently cos Nigerian roads cant be programmed for now (everywhere na coro, Apian way) there is no good road network.

The 4 in front of the 17 is a typo error but if the suppose to win party covert the 4 to N4million cash they wud still win but if not (ask Jega).....

In my own view 70% of people using Nairaland does not know the terms and conditions governing the website (forum) so I would like the moderators or any knowledgeable person in the forum to summarize the terms and conditions in a simple form (not too much Grammar) so there would be less hidden post, ban, prohibited post E.T.C. Blogger has a very lengthy terms and conditions but below is the summary, I need something like that to be in front page at least for some time. It would help the moderators and the users of the forum
SUMMARY OF BLOGGER TERMS AND CONDITIONS
- Affiliate marketing.
- Content created with scripts and programs, rather than by hand.
- Content scraped from other sources.
- Copyright Infringement.
* Content or links referencing GPT, PTC, PTS, 'Make money from home', 'Make money fast', or other referral-based activities.
- Large blogs with multiple, unfocused / unrelated subjects.
- Links to Illegal Downloads / Streaming / Torrents.

SOMEONE SHOULD OUTLINE SOMETHING LIKE THE ABOVE THAT WOULD HELP USERS HERE COS IT IS PAINFUL IF YOUR POST IS HIDDEN OR IN SOME CASE OUTRIGHT BAN FOR NO REASON.

[quote author=Sisi_Kill]People still send emails??!!

I guess Telepathy hasn't made it to some parts of the world yet.

Too bad! [/quote]telepathy can not be used to send lengthy message and beside not everyone concious level that can receive and understand, make use of it. People are still developing. Sum are still in church their pastors are secretly devoping theirselves while dey live in ignorance

you av started already why not complete the project before seeking opinion or u mean if you are told now to drop cos it doesnt make sense you would drop? Blogger did not go public until it was unveiled. Action speaks louder than words. Get it done first. I go no be talk.

I have seen the site it not for sale Its just a way to drive trafic to the site. Though I dont blame you its crativity.

Reports says that Federal polytechnic Nekede has released the results for 2012/2013 Post-UTME Screening Exams.

According to the report, Aspirants who have been expecting to see their result are to obtain a scratch and proceed online to check and see their Result

To check your result, visit Nekede portal and follow the procedure below
To check your result enter your surname or few characters of your surname into the search box and then click the Search Button (this action populates the adjacent drop down control). Select your name from the list on the drop down, then enter your pin and click the Login Button
Also don't forget to share your results.
Source:
http://rarenewsandschools.com/2012/07/10/federal-polytechnic-nekede-20122013-post-utme-result-is-out/

As much as poverty is a sin! If you see pple driving expensive cars, living in masions dont resolve to self pity cos you may not know how they got the wealth, just try ur best and leave the rest to God.

Rossikk: ^^^What purposeful strides? Dude, outside Accra there is nothing! Even Kumasi, their second city is not more developed than Owerri.

Nigerians have an inbred pessimism against Nigeria which to me is their biggest weakness. No other country in Africa can boast as many traders and entrepreneurs with capital, as Nigeria. Where did that capital and wherewithal come from?

Can any African find space to go and trade in Onitsha or Aba or Lagos? Not in a thousand years. All the space is taken up! So where did our people get all that wealth to dominate the market if you say everthing is collapsed and nothing is working in Nigeria, and all the money has been stolen by politicians etc??

Go into these Igbo villages and see the kind of mansions these traders are erecting left right and center, in this same Nigeria that you say is failed? Some of those traders cannot even read a line of English.

I mean it's obvious there is still a lot of economic buoyancy in the country (which in fact is rising) for this to happen. Sure we have problems like infrastructural deficits etc, which if we're being honest we'll agree is gradually being addressed, but the country is nowhere near this nightmare of all-round failure that some of these folks come here to paint.

Stop wasting your time convicing ignorant people I av traveled round Ecowas countries none of them is better than Nigeria, its just that may be the average constant electricity that I see their their citzens enjoy, but upon that SUFFER is understatement for ordinary citizen including The over praised Ghana. Period!

I need full details on how it works!

It is simply smart guys at work. Such jazz does not exist if he does all the bank and exchange bareu in Naija might have closed down for long.

please I want to start using master card to buy things online. My first experience is amazon.com but all Nigerian address I enter they would say the goods can not be ship to the provided address. I stumbled upon another address uvstuff.com on their check out page they provided many payment options I chose master card, on submiting, the payment proccessor site said "do to legal restriction we do not allow Nigerian to register with us". I Contacted the product seller they replied and said I should use Paypal to check out that I dont need to have a paypal account I should just use them and enter my credit card information. I then acted as instructed but after filling the form I clicked on the drop down menu to select my country the name Nigeria is no where to be found on their list. Some time a go I tried to register on Liberty reserve site and it clearly written there that they dont allow Nigerians for Registration. So my question is do Nigerians realy shop online? If yes how do they go about it? I need answer please!

in my opinion is better you use a name that automaticaly tell people what you are into so you save ur self from too much introduction and advert Eg that ur Trucking and Equipment limited is the best. Like my site www.rarenewsandschools.com I dont hustle for trafic cos the name tells what it is. Take a clue from www.nairaland.com also though u may think i am citin my example from websites rather than physical, but mind u, as it is above so below.

Hello house, If amnesty is granted to Boko Haram youth and their sponsors the way Yaradua did to Niger Delta will the Bombing stop

gbadexy: Looking at jonathan's picture, one can't be muse at the fact that only God knows what individuals would be in the future. Some of the people in the picture may be late, other probably not successful. They didn't know they were snapping with the future president of nigeria.
That's what I see when Iook at a group of young children playing. I wonder what role fate has for each one.

you are right, never talk sillly of anyone. No body is commoN

[quote
author=tunax5loon]noo yu get it wrong bro.. i finished my NYSC this FEB.. and all the
money i saved, i hav invested it in my poultry biz.. i hav 100 cockrels
at the moment.. but i must confess things are not easy because i can
hardly buy credit.. i rely on free browsing these dayz.
Are yu now telling me that i don't need to search for job again?
mind yu, i'm still feeding the birds at the moment with nothing in
return for now..
it is not easy. [/quote][quote
author=tunax5loon]noo yu get it wrong bro.. i finished my NYSC this FEB.. and all the
money i saved, i hav invested it in my poultry biz.. i hav 100 cockrels
at the moment.. but i must confess things are not easy because i can
hardly buy credit.. i rely on free browsing these dayz.
Are yu now telling me that i don't need to search for job again?
mind yu, i'm still feeding the birds at the moment with nothing in
return for now..
it is not easy. [/quote]Dear, the business you ventured is a good one but with wrong timin. u dont use ur last card to invest in a business the return wud not come imediatly. you are suppose to start with sumtin that has quick turn over until you are balance be4 doin this ur present biz. but if u can make a Uturn now not mindin the loss you may incure presently u wud save urself from more more loss. (change line until u are balance!) Ok

gbogboti: My brother, ur comment made a whole lot of sense. A lot of us want to buy all d world. A lot use expensive phones just for show. U can imagine low IQ persons using expensive BB for pinging ONLY. When Curve 2 of 20k 'd serve this purpose and even more. Only 2 percent explore the usage of BB in Nigeria. We all want expensive cars in number when @most 2 simple cars 'll do for convenience sake. We all want to live in mansions with just ourselves, wife and maybe 3kids. When a simple 4bedrooms 'd accommodate us very well. Minding the fact that the kids 'd grow up and live someday. We are all chasing Vanity. Only if we know this. Then there won't be corruption. That's why I so much love the book of the Preacher. Bros I like your nairaland name...you living up to it.

Tell them my brother! Thanks 4 d compliment.

Sum may think this is off point but dis advise may be relevant to some extent; youths (boys/girls) should stop buying want rather than neccessity, it increases the rate of poverty/corruption and crime and keep drawing us back from making progress. .E.g one boy ten girl griends. in some cases monthly salary N20k u want to live in a mansion like the corrupt senator in ur neighborhood or a student hustling to buy phone of N70k just for show off. Nigeria would begin to get better when the present youth begin to cut coat according to size.

its unfortunate that this important topic nobody can offer d poster a reasonable sugestion. well poster maybe you post the problem again some other time your helper may come then. before you part with ur money to any doctor make sur he explain d details of the problem to you so you wud not be rip off of ur hard currency. as for those mocking you just forgive them they dont know what dey are doing.

I pray Nigeria changes for better before I step in 2015 so it would be easier for me to take Nigeria to The Promise Land. but if it remains like this my three point agenda would be (1) Sell entire PHCN to a foreign firm in my first 60 days in office. (2) turn all secondary schools to technical schools with foreigners as Principals, physics, chemistry and intro tech teachers. (3) Make sure our ICT sector is improved to the highest standard.

what of swimming in the Rver?

If it is phone you are using to browse change your browser. for me whenever I use UC browser on my phone even if it is just 5mins browsing N100 wud be automatical deducted from my account. for now I rely on Nokia browser and opera and its fine.

Rarenewsandschools.com wish to inform all interested candidates that 2012/2013 Post-UTME Screening Exercise for admissions into various programmes of the Delta State Polytechnic, Ozoro has been scheduled to hold on Friday, 27th and Saturday, 28th July, 2012.

1. Eligibility for Participation
(i) All candidates who chose the Delta State Polytechnic, Ozoro as first and/or second choice and scored 160 and above in the UTME for the 2012/2013 Admission Exercise are eligible to participate in the screening exercise.
(ii) Those who did not choose the Polytechnic but wish to be considered for admissions to the Polytechnic and scored the afore-mentioned cut off mark are also eligible to take part in the screening exercise.


2. Instructions for purchase and completion of Post-UTME Application Forms online
(i) Screening Fee
The Screening Fee for all candidates is N2,000.00 (Two thousand naira) only. All Interested candidates should pay the Screening Fee in favour of Delta State Polytechnic Ozoro, in any branch of Mainstreet Bank Plc nationwide or First Bank of Nigeria Plc, Ozoro branch only, Unity Bank, Ozoro branch only and I.C. Global - Microfinance Bank, Ozoro branch only. Purchase Scratch Card from same bank.
(ii) Log on to www.dspzportal.org and click online application; then, click ND
(iii) Create a user name, enter your full name and put in your scratch card Pin Code in the fields provided and apply. Your form must be completed ONLINE
(iv) If you are successful at the Post-UTME screening, you will be required to submit the following documents to the Admission Office:
i. Five (5) recent passport photographs.
ii. Two (2) photocopies of:
• Examination result listed in the Application Form
• Certificate of Local Government of Origin
• Birth Certificate or Declaration of Age
• Teller for the purchase of Post-UTME Application Form
• Two copies of your on-line Application form
READ FULL DETAILS HERE http://rarenewsandschools.com/2012/06/13/how-to-process-20122013-delta-state-polytechnic-ozoro-post-utme-form-at-the-comfort-of-your-home/

Its a good strategy for the governor, it saves cost against next election. if he builds libaries as sujested pple at home wud not know he has done sumtin but with this customised tablet with govs name boldly written on top by next election instead of spending money printing posters the tablet wud serve atleast 90% of that purpose to save cost nd win more votes. politics is calculating now and future ok my pple!