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I wonder what these guys would be thinking now. The people I pity most are the pharmacist cos they may not know what the guys wanted to use the drug for until now that they are in police net. The pharmacist need strong lawyer to deliver them from unforeseen circumstance.

Nigera is heading to the Promise Land. Like it or not

Mercy you are too much! Happy Happy happy Birth Day to you. E no Easy o! who say E dey easy make im try be like you..

Op you try, I wish you happy Birth day in advance. Remember to invite me for your coming birth day.

President Jonathan is my personal friend, for that I know what he can do, I believe him. Exactly what he told me yesterday he has said in public. May God Guide him to transform Nigerian For Good. Very soon Nigeria would be among the top Ten developed countries in World. So shall it be!

Success is the key. once you are successful even your so called enemy would love you. The people you would assume they are your enemy when you are successful are not, they just love the way you are and trying to be like you. Though some may go extra mile but not withstanding they love you. Success bringeth every Joy!

She have to count herself lucky for belonging to the better side of the society. For being able to enroll for SSCE Exam one or twice she is already living well. There are many people that cannot even feed twice a day talkless of enrolling in any Exam, not that they are not interested but because they have to survive first before they can talk of education. Remember there are people that are poor sick and blind they are still living, E con be you wen get everything! Enjoy life

New generation churches can never ban such thing as they know they would lose customers (especially girls)
Offering and tithe would reduce by 60%

Alamutatalo: @jarus
I must commend U for trying to clarify issues before making comments but can't believe such policy by CBN will be based on such fallacious reasons,
1.I'm a banker and the introduction of N5K has no effect on ATM mgt as claimed by SLS,The amt loaded in an ATM machine is regulated by banks to reduce cost of insurance and not the size of the machine.
2.N5K notes will not reduce cost of money mgt by CBN cos it's a new currency with it's attendant cost wc include,design,printing,circulation etc.
3.Pls wen next u call him,remind him dat d polymer notes introduced by his regime failed to achieve it's aim as a lot of N20 and N50 notes is being destroyed daily due to the easy fading nature of polymer notes wen exposed to our climate for long.
4.Economic realities are peculiar,wy wld you rely on a study to formulate policies?Nigerians don't like carrying coins,we associate coins with beggers,fetish beliefs and children no jupiter can change that,d coins introduced earlier have all disappeared and no bank in Nigeria has coins in it's vault.
5.CBN is not mandated to fight corruption,but wy increase the burden of the police and EFCC?
6.European countries and the US highly regulate the flow of high denomination as counterfeiters find it profitable to duplicate.A criminal can afford to spend 2K to produce a high quality counterfeit of 5K
I can go on and on,but I suggest government shld invites stakeholders to a forum to discuss the new policy b4 implementation.
@Seun,I'm quite surprised but I take it ur view is based on certain info wc might not be too accurate.

Guy you also tried in your own contribution as as jarus. God Bless

Very sad death… God knows why?

any gift you receive appreciate its not easy. you nor know how the person pocket be so accept it ok!

Op stop arguing with blind people, many of them their brain have been conditioned in such a way that no matter how you try to convince them they would continue living their superstitious believe. Ignorance is a disease you know!

Bible cannot be interpreted in a lay mans, we need gurus (mystics) For this interpretations. waiting for the interpreter!

it is sad but a wonderful lesson to youths especialy girls.

DANILSA: Chief consultant can u help me with some? I have a lot of wasted time because my job is seasonal, now am just paid no work need something to pass away time and reward me with cash so I could become a Billyonaira.

he didnt say he would give you a job. He said you should think think think and grow rich!

It depends on what you mean by job, to me its only corporate job (big Man Job) that is scarce if not menial job it’s everywhere. For me every individual can create his or her own job if they think well and drop shame aside.

All those saying no resemblance need to go for eye chek before its too late. All I know is tat there is proper resemblance, they are almost like identical twine.

Has she been receiving salary or cared for as first miss Nigerian? or its just Ex-presidents that receive salary? Hope dey would declare a national mourning day for her?

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I think Soludo is better than Sanusi Lamido Sanusi. Time shall tell

Here Is How To Process 2012 Neco Gce Registration Form And The Full Time Table For The Exam
Before you can register for NECO 2012 G.C.E you have to login to Neco portal (website) to check the available cyber café accredited to register candidate in your area.
Neco GCE examination is taken by candidates in their last stage of Secondary Education. The SSCE is in two categories. One is for candidates in the third and final year of their secondary education and it is called SSCE Internal. The Second is SSCE External and is for candidates not in the School system.

Another core component of the mandate of the Council as espoused in the Enabling law is the conduct of the Senior School Certificate Examination for External Candidates.

The November/December examination registration Cards are available at NECO state offices nationwide, if you wish you can walk in to any center obtain it then proceed to any nearby accredited café close for the processing or you can as well get it from any commercial bank nearest to you.
SSCE Nov/Dec 2012 Examination Timetable
S/N Subject Date
Time
1 Arabic Paper I - Oral Monday 29th Oct To Friday, 2nd Nov. 2012
2 French Paper III - Aural Comprehension and Oral Expression Monday 29th Oct To Friday, 2nd Nov. 2012
3 Typewriting - Practical Saturday 3rd Nov. 2012 11.00am - 1.40pm
4 Shorthand - Practical monday 5th Nov. 2012 2.00pm - 3.13pm
5 Biology Paper I - Alternative to Practical Tuesday 6th Nov. 2012 2.00pm - 4.00pm
6 Chemistry Paper I - Alternative to Practical Wednesday 7th Nov. 2012 2.00pm - 4.00pm
7 Physics Paper I - Alternative to Practical Thursday 8th Nov. 2012 2.00pm - 4.45pm
8 Agricultural Science Paper I - Alternative to Practical Friday, 9th Nov. 2012 3.00pm - 4.30pm
9 Christian Religious Studies Paper I - Objective Saturday 10th Nov. 2012 11.00am - 12.00pm
10 Christian Religious Studies Paper II - Essay Saturday 10th Nov. 2012 12.00pm - 1.30pm
11 Physical Education Paper I - Theory of Practice Saturday 10th Nov. 2012 2.00pm - 4.00pm
12 Geography Paper I - Objective & Essay Monday 12th Nov 2012 2.00pm 4.30pm
13 Literature in English Paper II - Drama & Poetry Tuesday 13th Nov. 2012 2.00pm - 3.40pm
14 Commerce Paper I - Objective Wednesday 14th Nov. 2012 2.00pm - 3.00pm
15 Commerce Paper II - Essay Wednesday 14th Nov. 2012 3.00pm - 4.40pm
16 Physics Paper II - Objective & Essay Thursday 15th Nov. 2012 2.00pm - 5.00pm
17 Islamic Religious Studies Paper I - Objective Friday 16th Nov 2012 2.00pm - 3.00pm
18 Islamic Religious Studies Paper II - Essay Friday 16th Nov 2012 3.00pm - 4.40pm
19 Chemistry Paper II - Objective & Essay Saturday 17th Nov. 2012 11.00am - 2.00pm
20 English Language Paper I - Essay Monday 19th Nov 2012 2.00pm - 3.45pm
21 English Language Paper II - Objective Monday 19th Nov 2012 3.45pm - 4.45pm
22 English Language Paper III - Test of Orals Monday 19th Nov 2012 5.00pm - 5.45pm
23 Biology Paper II - Objective & Essay Tuesday 20th Nov. 2012 2.00pm - 4.30pm
24 Government Paper I - Objective Wednesday 21st Nov 2012 2.00pm - 3.00pm
25 Government Paper II - Essay Wednesday 21st Nov 2012 3.00pm - 4.40pm
26 Economics Paper I - Objective Thursday 22nd Nov 2012 2.00pm - 3.00pm
27 Economics Paper II - Essay Thursday 22nd Nov 2012 3.00pm - 5.00pm
28 Geography Paper II - Essay Friday 23rd Nov 2012 3.00pm - 5.00pm
29 General Mathematics Paper I - Objective Saturday 24th Nov. 2012 11.00am - 12.45pm
30 General Mathematics Paper II - Essay Saturday 24th Nov. 2012 1.00pm - 3.30pm
31 Literature in English Paper I - Objective Monday 26th Nov 2012 2.00pm - 3.00pm
32 Literature in English Paper III - Prose Monday 26th Nov 2012 3.00pm - 4.15pm
33 History Paper I - Objective Tuesday 27th Nov 2012 2.00pm - 3.00pm
34 History Paper II - Essay Tuesday 27th Nov 2012 3.00pm - 5.00pm
35 Agricultural Science Paper II - Objective & Essay Wednesday 28th Nov 2012 2.00pm - 4.30pm
36 Financial Acounting Paper I - Objective Thursday 29th Nov 2012 2.00pm - 3.20pm
37 Financial Acounting Paper II - Theory & Practice Thursday 29th Nov 2012 3.20pm - 5.50pm
38 Physical Education Paper II - Objective & Essay Friday 30th Nov 2012 3.00pm - 5.00pm
39 Further Mathematics Paper I - Objective Saturday 1st Dec 2012 11.00am - 1.00pm
40 Further Mathematics Paper II - Essay Saturday 1st Dec 2012 1.30pm - 4.00pm
41 Hausa Paper I - Objective Monday 3rd Dec 2012 2.00pm - 3.00pm
42 Hausa Paper II - Essay Monday 3rd Dec 2012 3.00pm - 5.00pm
43 Igbo Paper I - Objective Monday 3rd Dec 2012 2.00pm - 3.00pm
44 Igbo Paper II - Essay Monday 3rd Dec 2012 3.00pm - 5.00pm
45 Yoruba Paper I - Objective Monday 3rd Dec 2012 2.00pm - 3.00pm
46 Yoruba Paper II - Essay Monday 3rd Dec 2012 3.00pm - 5.00pm
47 Health Science Paper I - Test of Practical Tuesday 4th Dec 2012 2.00pm - 3.30pm
48 Health Science Paper II - Objective & Essay Tuesday 4th Dec 2012 3.45pm - 5.45pm
49 Arabic Paper II - Objective Wednesday 5th Dec 2012 2.00pm - 3.30pm
50 Arabic Paper III - Essay & Literature Wednesday 5th Dec 2012 3.30pm - 5.30pm
51 French Paper I - Written Comprehension Thursday 6th Dec 2012 2.00pm - 3.00pm
52 French Paper II - Written Expression Thursday 6th Dec 2012 3.00pm - 4.45pm
NOTE:
i. Venues for Oral French and Arabic will be announced.
ii. Candidates should confirm the specific venues for Shorthand from NECO Zonal/State Offices where they are sitting for the examinations.
iii. The Nigerian Languages i.e Hausa, Igbo and Yoruba include the Literature Aspect.
iv. Possesion of GSM in Examination Hall is PROHIBITED
v. BLIND CANDIDATES WHO REGISTERED ARE TO SIT FOR THE EXAMINATION IN THEIR RESPECTIVE NECO ZONAL/STATE OFFICES ONLY

To check for accredited Neco registration centre close to you or to proceed for the registration click the link below
http://rarenewsandschools.com/2012/08/22/here-is-how-to-process-2012-neco-gce-registration-form-and-the-full-time-table-for-the-exam/

The only offence i see there is unlawful gathering by 1 am

One day Boko Haram would start demanding their own share of amnesty. Let this thing be totaly stoped to avoid other group from springing up some day.

Na only overseer they buy Jet? other pastors no go buy their own jet, build house, abi na animal them be?

If you pose to big with sweet words even if you don’t have the things you claim to have, you would not only move the girl but with her friends as well. It’s a Tried and tested principle. Try and see…

I think he feels guilty inside him that is why he wants to apologize. I think no problem about that

I always warn ladies close to me on this issue. Once a guy pose big on social network or even on the street many girls are ready to change their direction and go wit the guy to any location he deems fit at that moment. In my opinion People should always have in mind that for every great fortune there is always a great crime, just that people shield their bad side in secrecy. Be careful

I saw a guys signature in this thread and I quote "In every great fortune there is great Crime" that quote is a food for thought for girls. If you doubt ask the rich men around you

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ok thanks i would visit the site 2morrow, hope its free tutorial like yours?