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CelebritiesRe: Williams Uchemba And His Wife, Brunella Oscar, On Honeymoon (Photos) by A305: 4:50pm On Dec 17, 2020
Onyi22:
For those that are patiently waiting for this marriage to crash will wait till eternity....
Happy married life beautiful people..
Enjoy yourselves tongue tongue
The marriage won't crash but, the affection will wane after like 2 kids together. It's just happens naturally.
CareerRe: Photographer Shares Screenshot Of A Hilarious Message He Got From A Client by A305: 4:35pm On Dec 17, 2020
Aside being hilarious.

It's a good deal (except that she wants 1000 pieces of your craft) negotiate that down, And this trade by barter is worth it.

She gets her bye-product. You get your exposure for more jobs. Everyone is happy.


Billionaires don't hustle their way to billions; it's either inherited or monopoly. Other than that, the capitalist system is predatory and parasitic.
BusinessRe: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by A305: 6:31pm On Dec 16, 2020
odizeey:
My account is gone. I'm talking about opening a new one.

I don't have any other form of ID apart from the nimc slip.

International passport will takes weeks to get.
can you drive? Why not do a driver's license for 30k?

If you can't drive, it's an opportunity for you to go for 2 weeks driving school training, get your certificate to proceed with getting a driver's license. You essentially killing two birds with one stone doing that.
LiteratureRe: ALICIA {18+} by A305: 6:10pm On Dec 16, 2020
Therock5555:
No too loud am ooo, I no too dey chase skirts, na skirts dey chase me, Yuletide season don reach....

Now na them dey call dey ask how levels.... grin grin
Mad cruise for you this season.

You are blessed this season. You be the rave of the moment. Pump and dump with protection before the premiership end.
CelebritiesRe: Cardi B Surprises Offset With 2021 Lamborghini AventadorSVJ On His 29th Birthday by A305: 5:43pm On Dec 16, 2020
Money seems nothing when you got it.
CrimeRe: Ugandan Maid Jailed For 4 Years For Feeding Her Boss' Baby With Urine by A305: 5:42pm On Dec 16, 2020
nairatag:
So you think big corporations are ready to lose money. I urge you to take another look
What infact am hammering on is, You and big corporations are not on the same level playing field.

Cryptocurrency trading is about the market force and the application of human emotions. You will and loose, meaning; you either HODLing or hoarding.

Big corporations can HODL and even forget thier porforlio just like 50 cent for decades but, can you?
LiteratureRe: ALICIA {18+} by A305: 5:26pm On Dec 16, 2020
Therock5555:
Baba, I for like publish some of my stories ooo, but right now I'm on a paper chase grin grin grin the small chinkini time wey come remain, I use am dey chase woman... So where I wan get time to write...

Even to edit my previous works sef na hell....

Anyway hailings mehn, let's leave ashawo tales for ashawo thread, that's my private abode grin grin
Haha, you funny bro.

I hail back boss. Anytime you get time (vacation or leave), you fit publish to make extra income.


And as regard chasing skirts, Nor be lie Baba. Without the existence of those daughters of Eve, wetin go be the drive to hustle na?

Hailings.
LiteratureRe: ALICIA {18+} by A305: 5:13pm On Dec 16, 2020
Ciara9251:
Well, I just asked. You just jumped to his, like mine was invisible undecided... that's why I had to cut in. But anyway, thanks for putting a smile on my face smiley
So sorry for the intended oversight. I actually do follow 'therock' profile to have easily seen his post.

Get publishing on Amazon Miss, Lots of readership audience are waiting to buy your book.
LiteratureRe: ALICIA {18+} by A305: 5:02pm On Dec 16, 2020
Ciara9251:
A305

And doesn't my story stand the chance of getting published on amazon, too? embarassed cry
why not?

The sky is very much wide for every bird on earth and the once yet unborn to fly. I just haven't read your story but, i do believe you need to have it published on Amazon as well to make money off it.
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CrimeRe: Ugandan Maid Jailed For 4 Years For Feeding Her Boss' Baby With Urine by A305: 4:59pm On Dec 16, 2020
nairatag:
You ever wonder why big corporations are buying hundreds of millions worth of bitcoin at 19k. It's not to sell at 20k but long term.
An individual is far different from big corporations in investment sense.

Can you afford to loose money big corporations can loose?

Can you afford to stake such huge funds big corporations are staking?
LiteratureRe: ALICIA {18+} by A305: 3:33pm On Dec 16, 2020
Therock5555:
Ma'am, nice story you've got here. Keep up the good work....


You still have alot of work to do cause the story keeps jumping from one point to another, sometimes it's so hard to concentrate...

I initially came to blast the living hell out of you cause you've made me lose lots of important 'mentions' cause I couldn't keep scrolling down to see the same mention over and over and over again, it's irritating...


Please next time, when you wanna tag folks, once is enough.... No be only this thread dey NL, neither are you the only one tagging monikers on NL...


Anyway you managed to drag me back to this section after how many years.... Keep up the good work...

Not the tagging work ooooo, hmm.
Guy you too dey write ooooo. I read your 'short read' on Ashawo thread.

Get publishing on Amazon, I can help you with keywords to enable your book sell.
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FamilyRe: What Did You Do To Receive The Worst Beating Your Parents Ever Gave You? by A305: 3:14pm On Dec 16, 2020
I went to the river/stream with Nkechi and Ifeoma eventhough I was warned never to. Post-beating traumatic stress disorder is real people.

Edit

Another one is: Accepting food from strangers.

I and my junior sister also went with Nkechi, Ifeoma and their brother to another friend's place where we ended up eating in a tray. Oh boy, My junior sister gave us out after being interrogated under pressure/duress.

The beating after that day shaped me into an adult that HARDLY ask for favour of any kind. If I visit you and agree to eat your food, you must be extremely close to me.
SportsRe: Are Non-african Professional Footballers Really Innocent Of Age Fraud? by A305: 3:11pm On Dec 16, 2020
Lampard should have thought that flimsy excuse through before airing it out to angered fans. I didn't see the game yesterday night but am still in disbelief until I watch the highlight.
BusinessRe: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by A305: 3:05pm On Dec 16, 2020
odizeey:
They said my account will go o. They said they don't want verification again, that I should apply for a new one. I chatted with two customer care reps same thing.

I will have to create a new one. But I no get any of their type of ID. I'll use this trick you stated.
Any form of trickery will result to pending funds until you provide what was required of you(otherwise account will be terminated), so at the end of the day who is really deceiving who?

Think man.
BusinessRe: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by A305: 2:56pm On Dec 16, 2020
demanuel:
Hello everyone,

Payoneer has being making some verification. for those affected, what form of ID did you use that was accepted?
They accept all ids that identify with the Nigeria logo/emblem EXCEPT nin(which is clearly stated) on their blog/forum.

To best get clarity on whichever one you intend to use; Chat up their customer rep on Twitter or call them straight up.
PhonesRe: FG To Disconnect SIM Cards Not Synchronised With National ID Number by A305: 9:24pm On Dec 15, 2020
olatade:
They should bare it in mind that covid 19 is on a second wave invasion. This is not the time to jam pac the offices of telecom operators and 2 weeks is to short to synchronise millions of customers.
I swear, you are smarter than the whole federal government.
ProgrammingRe: I Need Help On How To Avoid Burnout by A305: 5:51pm On Dec 14, 2020
Give the brain its food. Orgasm.

Food is what to the stomach what orgasm is to the brain.
BusinessRe: Sell Your BTC, Payoneer And Perfectmoney @ Great Rates. N475/$ Current Buy Rate! by A305: 5:50pm On Dec 14, 2020
I just transacted with this honest man right here. Take this from the horse's mouth: He is trusted, realiable and fast.

I recommend his service(s) to you.
HealthRe: Would You Permit Your Partner To Be A Surrogate? by A305: 2:00pm On Dec 14, 2020
If the pay is right. Why not?
FamilyRe: Do You Fear For Your Kids Future In Nigeria? by A305:
No.

I already mapped out my plans for them.

They will be from 2 different babymama(s) so they can compete for supremacy between themselves to earn my admiration. However, I'm taking them through the digital world once they done with high school so, they can begin to earn like i currently earn online by themselves while in the university, And when they graduate -- they should be able to fend for themselves in the real world, still via the internet legitimately.
ProgrammingRe: Gmail, Youtube, Google Docs And Other Services Go Down Simultaneously by A305: 1:27pm On Dec 14, 2020
It's back up after I refreshed my gmail.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Everton Vs Chelsea - (1 - 0) On 12th December 2020 by A305: 9:59pm On Dec 12, 2020
First half analysis

Good first half so far. Mendy should not take no blame (prior to poor defense) but however, he should have stayed back. He acted on primal intinct to have caused that foul.

Everton players are massively defending and going all out for a counter. And Chelsea is piling up the pressure on them. Chelsea forward are weak; our defenders are more active in front than forward players. They need to wake up.

Quite an interesting game.
CrimeRe: How Gtbank Staff, CBN Official Burnt Bullion Van, ‘stole N70m’ In Kano by A305:
Their actions were wrong but they would have easily gotten away and SUCCEEDED with the plan, if they had outsourced the vehicle burning part to fake theives/hoodlums.

How?

The exchange has been made. Fine. Auditors would trace back the source of the enormous mutilated notes, there in lies the investigation.

The only way to really burn the evidence/exhibits in the billion van is to hire fake thieves to waylay, vandalize and burn the van to the ground. Injure the driver for a 'make believe' story witnessed by people who live in the area and then, the fire fighter squad would corraborate the story since vandalism and arson happened.




PS: No one should call me a criminal please, I just happen to pick up from where the real criminals brain failed. And keep in mind - The perfect crime will never be known.
PhonesRe: What Are Your Three Most Used Mobile Phone Apps? by A305: 6:43am On Dec 11, 2020
Ucweb

Google Doc

Whatsapp
FamilyRe: Have You Ever Regretted Being Married To Your Partner? by A305: 11:20pm On Dec 10, 2020
Kuns84:
I agree with your point except for the baby mama talk. Having a baby mama will bleed your pockets and cost you a lifetime of misery - that's if you're even guaranteed that the kid is yours in the first place.
Nigeria isn't U.S - The laws that ensures child support and alimony isn't enforced in Nigeria.

How many men have you seen being arrested for not taking care of their child and babymama in Nigeria?
CelebritiesRe: Azealia Banks Slams TSR Owner, Angela Nwandu: Asks Her To Focus On Nigeria by A305: 10:47am On Dec 09, 2020
Gbakam! O connect.
CareerRe: How Long Did It Take You To Get A Job After You Graduated From The University? by A305: 3:36pm On Dec 08, 2020
7victor:
Immediately I finished my NYSC in 2010,I was given an appointment letter to start working in a bank with a salary of N2,200,000 CTC which translated to about N183,000 per month.

I did the documentation in the bank but at the nick of starting the job fully, the job was stopped by CBN.

That is how I lost the opportunity.

I started teaching in private schools from 2011 to 2018.

During that time, I came to nairaland and wrote that I needed a tall,slim,dark, beautiful girl for marriage.

I wrote my number in case a lady wanted to call because I have discovered that I love a lady more if she is the one who first approach me for relationship.

If I first approach a lady, I can easily leave her without thinking twice.

But if she is the one that first comes to me, I use to find it hard to leave her and even if she leaves me, I use to find it hard to forget her.

That is my discovery about myself.

So I wanted a situation where I will be able to love my woman so much and hold onto her forever.

That was why I wanted a lady to first call me and indicate her interest in me.

So I wrote my number in case a lady would have the presence of mind to call me for marriage so that I could marry her.

Two girls actually called but when I wanted to get serious with them,they backed out because what I was earning in private schools was peanut.

Although they didn't just leave me suddenly, but they were playing hide and seek and didn't want to immediately get married.

They said I was the kind of man a woman would love to marry but that my income was too small.

These two girls were in their early twenties so they were not under pressure to marry.

They were still taking their time.

I said no problem.

Then last year,God answered my prayers and gave me a lecturing job.

So I waited 9 years after NYSC to get a lecturing job.

During those 9 years,I got a Master and I am currently running a PhD.

Glory be to God.
Oh Bob - I salute your level of patience.

In that 2011 - 2018: I had gone to the University, Graduated, Made a little bit of money, Got a car, Became relatively stable with cash flow and all the while, you were still teaching?!?!

Goodness. I hate Nigeria -- Nigeria is truly dysfunctional and a failed country for the youths.
RomanceRe: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by A305: 2:18pm On Dec 07, 2020
emmaodet:
We are in spirit bro.
Virtually everyday, i keep asking myself if staying in marriage really worth it especially the financial aspect, it is really really draining me and i wonder if the coming youths will ever marry in this era because marriage/family is far becoming damn too expensive to sustain especially for an average/good life.
With the way things are going, i believe Marriage will die a Natural death due to high cost of running it.
We are in a capitalist system/world and in capitalism, cutting cost and lowering cost of running business, government, relationship/family will always supersede raising it.
Companies are regularly looking for how to cut down cost, likewise government. So babymamarism, gf/bf cohabitation will be cheaper alternatives to marriage that will sweep along relationship now.
Sometimes, i do feel like taking myself on vacation or treat to Europe or dubai or some african countries but my brother, when i look at the unending bills on ground or the ones unforseen that will fall on you, i quickly fall back in line. That won't have been so if i have a baby mama
A wise man once said: Marriage turns men to a philosopher. From what you wrote above -- I can honestly say; You more like an intelligent Professor taking a class full of freshers on Social Psychology course -- And 'A' is guaranteed by the way you explain complex concepts seamlessly.
RomanceRe: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by A305: 1:45pm On Dec 07, 2020
CAPSLOCKED:
HE'D BE TEMPTED TO SCROLL TO THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE TO CHECK IT OUT ONCE IN A WHILE.
ONE THING THAT HELPED ME IN MY TEENAGE DAYS WAS MY ABILITY TO CLEAR MY CONTACT LIST WITHOUT THINKING TWICE.
I CALL OR TEXT AND YOU GIVE ME LOW VIBES? I DELETE YOUR NUMBER AND THAT'S IT.
THAT WAS HOW I MANAGED TO HAVE JUST ONE FEMALE FRIEND BACK THEN AND TILL DATE I HAVE ZERO REASON TO BEFRIEND THEM BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE DRAMA. IF WE'RE NOT CONNECTED THROUGH WORK, BUSINESS, AND FAMILY, I CAN'T WASTE MY TIME DRAGGING EMOTIONS WITH ANYBODY IN THE NAME OF MEANINGLESS FRIENDSHIP THAT I'LL END UP LOSING MY TIME AND MONEY FOR NOTHING. undecided

THE ONLY WAY HE CAN HAVE REST OF MIND IS TO "BLOCK & DELETE" BECAUSE SHE'S OUT TO KEEP PLAYING GAMES WITH HIM TILL HE SUFFOCATES.
Na man you be.

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