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Ibime:
Zhang

Joyce na old man. He is a banger. To win Zhang you need to move and stay out the way of his bangers and Joyce is too static

Lol Zhang is 40. Na him be the real old man.

He would be a big punching bag for someone like Usyk. He was for Parker only that Parker has no real power to stop anyone

I don't think any mobile Heavyweight will have too much problem with him cos he's old and slow though incredibly tough. You can't do much but touch him up and leave it to the judges, like you would do with a Yoel Romero in MMA

What were Zhang's corner telling him during the fight? He had Parker hurt and didn't go for the kill. What was he expecting?

Ibime:
That guy na strong head. You can't knock him out but if he catch you, you're going down. But he can't fight.

Who are you talking about? Joyce or Zhang.

I had high hopes for Joyce after seeing him absolutely destroy Parker like I've never seen anyone do before

How did Joe Joyce lose twice to this Trailer? This is really the worst era of heavyweights

Theflint1:
As usual

Another sign these people do not think critically. Trial and error government

SmooshCHN:
Jalen Green
These boys with old women matter dey always weak me.

He's been fapping to that woman since puberty. I don't judge him. Na him mama I go blame cos clearly she's not praying on his behalf (assuming she's still here)

She looks better than a lot of these Gen Z babes out there to be fair

Steph out multiple games

Lakers and their love affair with the 10th seed. They're either 9th or 10th seed for the last 4 months. I respect the consistency

patrickmuf:
If Bayern had lost yesterday, he'd have been a big factor. He shoots when the chance is not there, hangs onto the ball too long and his passes are off.

Worst off, he does all of these and still wears that idgaf attitude...I expect from him.

Nothing you can do with a player still inconsistent at 28. His game has not matured since Man City days. This is someone you would expect to be top 20 Balon D'or contenders at least

WhoDeyHause:
I have always wondered too why upamechanic always starts ahead of delight when both are fit. Delight has mistakes too but he covers it with technique and aerial strength.

Upamenonsense plays with no brain honestly, no brake no jam no sense. All he relies on is his athleticism. I wonder what will happen if he ever loses it.

Calmness, on ball ability and spatial awareness are all important traits a CB should have which he lacks in spades

Yeah this was one of those games Harry Kane had to prove he was worth €100m Tucheliban tactics aside. If you cannot beat ordinary Lazio what is the point

Hopefully this stewpid coach plays De Ligt more and leaves Upamenonsense on the bench where he belongs

patrickmuf:
Sane has been poor.

I will help him pack his bags whenever his deal is up. Such a disappointment

raumdeuter:
The right coach that is appreciated by everyone that matter

Rummenigge and Pep na Christian?

TrustNone:
tucheliban
Terrorist in disguise sent from Dortmund to surreptitiously bring downfall to the once great Bayern

Oliver Kahn e no go better for you

Amen to the prayer

Seems these useless Western conference teams want us to not have our Western conference dream play in matchup.

Wtf was that fuckery from Sacramento

Of course. Baba no get anything prove which is why he retired after 2nd 3peat unlike some LeBalco people wey wan play reach 100.

Still he came back age 39/40 to play all 82 games just to show say e still dey body

Lol. Warriors are not a threat. Been saying this

As for LeBalco and the Lakers. Struggling to make playoffs every year is a bit disgraceful is the more important point. Ok one year fluke it to the WCF, the previous year miss the playoffs completely and the year before that end up as a play in team only to get bundled out in the 1st round by the Suns. 4 straight years of being on the struggle bus is embarrassing

Goat wey get AD and DAngelo Russell still dey jonze for 10th seed.

Make una no take laugh buss man belle with all this una yeye yeye


In other news. This Mavericks I'm seeing. We're going to start having uncomfortable discussions about Kyrie and Luka. Credit to Nick Nurse for showing his coaching chops but this Mavericks team it just feels like they are less than the sum of their parts

WhoDeyHause:
So you're trying to tell me raumdeuter A40 and pkasso will also end up trophy less this season.

Anything to get Tucheliban out of Bayern is fine by me. Even I wanted Dortmund to do it last season but they choked as usual. They and Tuchel are sleeper agents sent to destroy Bayern

oliverano:
A40 you said we made a mistake by allowing Pep to get his hands on Doku. I hope it's first season syndrome under Pep sha.

Because, Doku nah confam shaku shaku right now...even Saint Maximin wasn't this bad!

Terrible to watch at times....

New league acclimating. Ebb and flow must dey

If a whole Grealish dey struggle why not Doku?

I hope Booker's injury is not serious. We need that Warriors/Lakers 9th vs 10th seed matchup by force by fire

And what can I say about MPJ? He must be on Nairaland or something 25-10 and 100% FG shooting. He's the key to their repeat. If he can play to Murray and Jokic level I don't see who beats them 4times in a 7 game series

We're here for another Max procession. 4th title loading

Roland17:
The 3 ball is a big problem for many players in the league.

Up until this season, it was a serious issue for Tatum. This season, regular season I should add, we have seen massive improvement in Tatum’s shot selection as he is now attacking the rim. I mean, What is the use of bulking up if all you will do is shoot 3s?

Mike’s love for the 3 reminds me of PG13. PG13 used to attack the rim aggressively until he suffered that devastating leg injury. After that leg injury, his drives to the bucket have significantly reduced as he is now shooting more 3 balls.

I don’t see how offensive players improve their overall game by just spamming 3s all over the court.

It's really hurt the game. I don't see any type of flair from even the stars anymore. Everything just feels robotic.

I remember watching the Finals and I was so pissed off at MAGA Mike, he could see the 3ball was not falling yet he kept spamming and spamming. He would have open lanes instead of driving to the hoop would brick another 3. This nigga took 6 3s a game and was shooting it at a 14% clip.

You have a boatload of players who when their 3s are not falling have no clue on what else to do

BlueRayDick:
Musicians don't care how u make ur money ; they will hail u and secure the bag.

Most of the people K1 hailed in his songs in the late 90's and early 2000's talking about " irin ajo mi European 95 ; o kejegbe ".... they are drug dealers and those who engage in fraudulent schemes abroad .

Na k1 hail drug dealers pass ; all these new generation artistes hailing yahoo boys dey learn for Wasiu hand

They have been hailing scammers and drug dealers before we were born.

Igbo highlife musicians that was 50% of their songs nau.

When you hear these guys talk about tours it means some baron or scammer hosted a party there and called them to sing and sprayed them money from city to city

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Make Custom officer dey call smuggler "Oga"

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Nigeria is finished bruh. We dey laugh we don't know how critical the situation dey go

Ibime:
Portable appearance in the Slepta video is what people are looking for

Ain't nobody checking for Olamide abroad, please. Olamide starts and stops in Nigeria.

Free that yarns, even artistes wey dey very junior with far less hits and body of work compared to Olamide dey enter abroad.

If small Shallipoppi and Omah Lay dey enter abroad come be a whole Olamide wey don dey sing since 2009?

Compare the Portable you've been seeing since to the Portable that featured on that Skepta song? That's how he will need to be gradually repackage himself if he wants to blow fully. Go and check late T.B Joshua that was tearing grammatical missile and synonymous to Babalawo back then. Shey that's how he repackaged sotey started scamming foreigners in all parts of the world.

GloriousGbola:
It is part of his package. Snoop has made a career of pretending to be on weed all the time. Eminem did the same with anger. Muhammed Ali did the same with trash talking. It is a persona and it works for him. He has mastered Nigerian kayfaybe

All of this is different from unbearable razzness. In Nigeria setting where everyone believes in packaging or wants to aspire to some good living that whole razzness package will wear thin on even the people that are liking him now.

Adekunle Gold is a very good example. From Orente no dey complain he gats repackage himself. Now mans dey run braids dey do AG baby. You can only sustain yourself on local vibes in Nigeria settings for so long, at some point you just gats clean up

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🚨Official video for Skepta x Portable collabo “Tony Montana” out now.

What a smash hit 💥 pic.twitter.com/HhklAUpmcq

— AQT Entertainment (@aqtent_) March 1, 2024

I seen it

[quote author=budaatum post=128733725][/quote]Lool. Mugu. Dey wind yourself

izzou:
[color=royalblue]I can't get that IBD video off my head.

Especially when he said the CG of Customs have 4 trailers loading rice at Seme..

And his calling CG by his name...Call "Wale"

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That name rings a bell. Then I remembered I heard his name in one 9ice song. I thought he was just one of these G boys I no know say na ogbologbo smuggler.

Make armed customs officer dey cry dey beg. Omo Nigeria ngmi

Ibime:
It's better to be razz and authentic than forming with fake accent.

Olamide ain't crossing over to anyone abroad, even when he clean up it still sounds razz. Portable stands a better chance being himself

Razzness can only take you so far. And being razz is not about accent I'm talking about your entire sound and package.
If Portable is going to reach full potential he will definitely have to clean up his appearance and his Oshodi boy aiye wa da vibes.

You saw his appearance in the Skepta video. No? That's part of what I'm talking about. If you think you can wing it being just razz and 'authentic' you will just be another Fada U-turn, Baba Fryo or African China

Olamide appeals to both local and abroad. Everyone cannot be Burna Boy. When you compare his early songs to an album like Carpe Diem you can surely see some refinement even to the so-called razzness.

Ibime:
I don't even give a fück bout that, no be dat one pain me sef

My own is how do you make a trauma musical

Musical is supposed to be happy and trauma is trauma. They don't mix like Ogbono and Ice-cream. Oprah must be smoking Colorado

That demographic love to function on low vibrations. I don't understand the point of that movie or musical in 2024

This is why African Americans and African immigrants don't get along. Imagine inundating me with slavery wey you no experience and expect me to be arsed about it

They're lazy and can task themselves to come up with something relevant today. Hell do a movie on the baby momma epidemic (they won't obviously cos that would mean addressing real issues not just bond over trauma wey you no experience)