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Oya put hand for your waist and put am for your chest oya Sekem sekem sekem


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Seriously Atleti? Is Reus a masochist? Anyway na him sabi! When we been want am he been dey gbemu. He's won phuckall since

4 Bayern players in the top 5 UEFA European Player of the Year awards

Neuer, Robben and Ronaldo in the Final 3

Alright guys if you where Kalle how many players would buy? And whom? Can't think of any potential candidates tbh the only defender I wanted was Garay and he has since gone to Zenit I wouldn't mind an Isco though he is too lazy to play 90mins

Nihilist: I avoid Eastern European punts like Ebola.

Those games can all too easily be fixed...

Haha e be like say you get winsh? How you take know? U3.5 is how I roll more often than not

See the Sparta wey Airborne dey bank on na him just fall him hand so. Ara nkan ta n so niyen

Nihilist: Welcome to ESPN Friday Fight Night people.

Afrodoc has won this card by KO

Can we get a new set of combatants in the ring?

I like a royal rumble between A40,Pataki,PietroRico, and Airbornelacer.

These mofos have some serious beef

LET THERE BE BLOOD!!!!!

Hahahaha I literally don't have time for banality today, I see the winking phaggot Pietro Rico is still throwing subliminals like heauxs on Twitter. Make I run go drink some scooches

toba: see, chairman. Dante has always been better than Boateng since he joined us in 2012. Forget that Boateng picked up in the latter stages of the WC. Fact is what i just said. Dante has been bayern's savior, not Boateng. Dante for Brazil poor, but Dante for bayern 2012-2014 excellent. he will pick up from the 7-1 defeat

Dante's form has been dwindling for a while now! He is already on the wrong side of 30 so I expect it to continue

With Javi's injury it is now clear we might actually need two signings! Either two CBs or a CB and a midfielder. If Javi's ACL is truly torn then he might not play any role for Bayern this season

I wonder if Dortmund can bring their A-game against the other teams in the league as well, they have no excuse to not challenge us all the way this season

All in all a poor performance but extra motivation for us. We just need to bring in a quality Center back and hopefully Guardiola is humble enough to accept that his asinine tactics would simply not work

StarBoard: Seriously what is Boateng's problem?
He had an excellent World Cup. All of a sudden he reverts back to his old self.
Na wah o. pep might want to consider his decision of no longer buying and check for a CB.

Dante was far worse than Boa-TANK tbh. Nothing good can come out of this 3 man backline

Lol Lewandowski with like 100 offsides today

Superb header by Aubameyang

17 shots for Dortmund 3 for us! Possession without purpose. Its not about the loss but the manner of it

raumdeuter: Skysport saying Martinez might have torn an ACL

I wouldn't be suprised tbh. The injury was nasty I mean his knees snapped n whiplashed at like 29G

AirborneLacer: With the trio of Javi, Boateng and Alaba forming a 3-man backline and the likes of Gaudino, Bernat, Rode and Hoejbjerg all starting, I'm not surprised.

This una Van Gaal-esque tactics still dey para me o.

I doubt if this stuff can achieve success - Maybe in Germany but certainly not in Europe.

I don't mind the lineup because I understand it is temporal but Guardiola would be really naïve to go on beyond this game with that formation. I'm seeing so much confusion today and it seems to keep getting worse

Javi Martinez out injured again smh and it looks pretty bad

Dante on for him

We have looked pretty bad so far

raumdeuter: Looks like this

https://cdn1.vox-cdn.com/assets/4858324/centerback_movement_medium.gif

Who would act as backup? Badstuber would not be enough unless we have to switch back to a 4 man backline

That lineup would also hugely rely on the wings

Them don score us already oo smh! Mkhirtarysomething

StarBoard: considering Hummels will always have to sit out some portion of the season due to injury I don't think it was a bad move for him.

pkasso: I don't see anything wrong with the move.Klopp seems to have learned from last season when his squad was ravaged by injuries.Ginter is also versatile enough to play at DMF which i think is the primary reason he was signed.BVB are really struggling in that area of the pitch at the moment.Sahin is set to miss the start of the season.Bender has only just returned.Gundogan is still out.That leaves Klopp with an aging Seb Kehl and a rookie in Moris Leitner.With Dortmund's explosive and high-intensity game, there will always be injuries which is where a player like Ginter comes in.Good back-up IMO, might even get a run of games if he impresses.

Na true sha I no reason am go that side and as pkasso posted the kid is also quite versatile either way he had no desire to play for Bayern so fairplay to him. Still hope we can get a defender before the transfer window shuts

StarBoard: I really don't think the Bayern side you got at the moment needs any major upgrade apart from maybe a CB.
IF Pep gets versatile tactically you have a side that can compete for the UCL.

You are absolutely right! And this is what I would continuously hammer on till the transfer window is closed. Since Guardiola is hell-bent on playing a 3 man backline he needs to at the very least have sufficient personnel to play that role. I don't know what Ginter went to do at Dortmund where they already have Hummels, Subotic and Papastathopoulos

toba: In addition to on going news, Thiago out for at least 2 more months, according to Münchner Merkur. Bayern perhaps thinking now that Kroos was worth >€7m/year after all. Its just Natural for anyone to think this way. For the record, it took Kroos 4yrs after B04 loan to become who he is. Rode/Højbjerg can play well, but don't expect them to decide CL games.

Even lahm. He was loaned to Stuttgart to develop, Just like Alaba too. Schweinsteiger played all the available roles upfront from 2003 till he settled as a DMF in 2009/2010 season. The story I'm saying is that, it takes time for players to develop. lobatan

Lol no one is thinking Kroos is worth more than what we offered him! 2 goals and 4 assists looool make he go find him maga for front

I'm ok with a 3-man midfield of Schweini, Martinez and Götze even Hojbjerg can fill in for Schweini and Martinez! The boy is fearless and looks mature beyond his years

Shaq-Attack can fill in for Ribery. This season is show and prove time for him if he wants us to believe he has a future at Bayern

We have done very little in the transfer market this year infact our spending compared to our rivals in Europe is laughable but that is not what worries me neither is the potential to start the season on a slow note, what worries me is Guardiola's tactics for the upcoming season.

Winning the WC was the ultimate! More than made up for the end of season disappointment. Guys like Lahm can now enter the discussion when we are talking of all-time great fullbacks and can legitimately say he is the best in his era. Klose would also be remembered amongst the greats while younger guys like Neuer, Müller, Fussballgott, Boa-TANK, Götze have an opportunity to write even more history

Nihilist: Oniro ni e A40.
My Team was Chidi lloyd's Macers
What was your team name make we check am sharperly.

Chale despite last year being a down year for me I still finished comfortably ahead of you. Enidurowotan FC

Pataki: Ko ni ragba fun e oh! You think I am one of those your homo-érotic nuisance? No wonder you go about sniffing the arsè of your internet fada here and there. Sugomu of ajegunle.

Arindin-40, how many times should I repeat myself? Bayern will not go past the group stages. Akpan omo komo oshi.

"You think I am one of those your homoerotic nuisance"

Da phuck is this jive-turkey talking about? Senility is already setting in for this ret@rd. Your head has been bashed to a pulp and you can't even sound coherent anymore. Omo iyaa omo isoro!

Bayern will not go past the group stage? Your useless team has not even gotten to the group stage. Lol you are a national joke!

Nihilist: A40 new season, new fantasy football,
You still running huh?
Make I use your money chop fried fruitbat and burukutu this year na?

I full ground Baba mi! Shey na Final standings make we take run am? I finished higher than you last season tho. Make I take your money do sinaa drink scooches too

BTW how strong is your accums game?

You mean on Wednesday?

Methinks the World Cup winners are due a run-out I'm not sure we can afford the luxury of resting all of them not unless we want a beatdown (seems Schweini's injury wasn't so bad) plus these guys have had no pre-season whatsoever they need to get some minutes under their belt before we take on Preussen Munster in the Pokal over the weekend

Would be epic to see the way Lewandowski is received

YoungDaNaval: Pataki & A40 . Nawa 4 una ooh! Abeg lets play football wifout Violence!!!

Don't mind Pantaki. He is just an ignorant turd undergoing a severe midlife crisis

He's a sensitive e-thug that needs a hug

Pataki: Shut up and get lost you beast of sorrow! Alubarika o ni mo e lara iwo arindin omo oloshi, olofo aiye raye. Who understands your megedefegede yarns these days sef.

Not even certain your useless team will go past the group stages in the Champions League. Arindin-40, you need a reality slap walai!

Smh at this ignorant attention-whöre, You must be a glutton for punishment! Wobia ebinna like you

After getting gangr@ped like a Bariga olosho on the Chelsea thread you are here disgracing yourself as usual. Oloriburuku pendejo omo-animashaun. They say wisdom comes with age but you get more phoolish as each day passes by :

Bayern not make it past the group stages? Ebola dey clearly worry your brain

Massive respect for Klose though I doubt Bayern fans would be too fond of him he was largely a flop for us but his achievements for country is definitely legendary breaking Der Bomber's international record and retiring on the back of a World Cup breaking while breaking O Fenomeno's record was John Elway-esque

raumdeuter: Looks like Thiago is out for further 2 months
The incompetent Spanish doctors cant fix an injury

Smh! This was supposed to be his breakout season! I hope we have not landed ourselves another crock

So lemme throw it out there what would be your preferred lineup for tomorrow's game? Mine is


Neuer

Lahm Boa-TANK Dante Alaba

Martinez

Robben Götze Müller Ribery

Lewandowski

Pataki: Are we changing the title thread again? Make haters like dayoakamu and hin pikin begin 'bu igi je'?

You this Ozwor again? Ebi yin ko! Success is alien to you, Alubarika o mo yin lara so I can understand why you are foaming in the mouth like who giri dey worry.

Teams wey don win 7 trophies in the last 15 months and wey win World Cup for their fatherland dey chill while small boys dey yarn megedefegede

Try and beat Besiktas so you at least get another chance to get eliminated by us as usual

I know it sounds wrong and mean but who the hell cares? I'm quite pleased Rafinha is injured! His presence disrupts our lineup thanks to Pep's inexplicable man-crush on him at least now Lahm gets to play at RB just like it was at the World Cup actually this injury might be a blessing in disguise and there is some hope that Schweini and Martinez get to play DM

Welcome Pepe Reina! I don't know what this means for Starke's chances I hope he knows his role

I'm not too happy about Contento's sale to Bordeaux he was a competent backup that knew his role but I guess he was always going to get offloaded when Bernat arrived! All in all I hope Guardiola is not going to just hand Bernat the starting LB role he should at least earn it

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Lol i really didn't understand our formation at times last night. I saw a 3 man back-line with Alaba as one of the CBs for the most part but either way it is still a friendly so i wouldn't read too much into it. I don't like how we got killed with those long diagonal balls though and we really went to bed in the 2nd half. There's a bit of work to be done but it was really nice to see all of the big boys back

Pep's behavior was laughable in the end i think he was just mad at himself for his asinine tactics

@Toba
I know about Durm's abilities i was talking about his contribution at the WC

Talking about the U-19s i hope we wind up with Max Meyer i prefer him to Julian Draxler he might be unproven but would be cheaper and IMO has the higher ceiling though i heard Draxler is a fan of Bayern how much that would matter is subject to debate

@pkasso
If Luiz's show of shame and disgrace at the crucial stage of the World Cup didn't change your mind i don't expect my arguments will but the BOA-TANK is the BOA-TANK and he would keep winning laurels for club and country

BTW are we really paying £110k for Reina to come and ride the pine for Neuer? That's a bit steep

Lol pkasso still hating on the BOA-TANK trying to compare his role to Durm and Mustafi's i laugh in ebola

That PSG were phoolish enuff to pay such an ungodly amount for calamity Luiz doesn't mean he is not a crap defender infact they would be forever remembered for their folly

I'm not too happy with our transfer business this summer i still feel we could have used one more CB because nothing good can come out of Javi Martinez at CB. I only hope we don't suffer the ridiculous injury crisis we endured last season if we can achieve that we would compete and it would simply come down to Pep and how he sets out the team

You must be crazing! What you need to realize Mrbrownjay is nobody cares about your opinion or that of Beaf your ret@rded wingman. You jive-turkeys start with the insults and when i respond in kind you start getting in touch with your feminine side. You are full of shyte! Save your lame edicts for Beaf whenever he gets out of the asylum or wherever he's at

[quote author= barackohandso]Geez Mehn watcha got against Pep? The man has gotten you 4 trophies
already, happened to accepting
defeat? Or wasn't it the same tactic that got you to the semis?
Barca/Spain and Bayern/Germany's WC success synchronized with Pep's
reign, even you have to agree that there are some coincedences that
can't be kept quiet about.[/quote]Nothing initially at least till it looked like he was hell-bent on destroying my team. He has won what he was expected to win! 2 out of the 4 trophies were on the back of another man's sweat (Don Jupp). Pep's rubbish tactics had us struggling against rubbish teams like A$$nal and Man yoo. Even Barca at its lowest ebb beat Madrid twice so how could we have lost so scandalously if not for sabotage?

Pep deserves no credit for Germany's success. Is he the one that taught Götze the technique to score that goal or Schürrle to be such a beast off the bench or Neuer and Lahm to be the best at their positions or Hummels and Boa-TANK?

elampiro: From the world cup games, I knew he wouldnt make a good player for Man
United. He was just there in the field. Not commading or dictating.

From the World cup games? Who was i schooling on Fellaini even before last season began when cats claimed Bayern and all the big dogs in Europe were after him.