₦airaland Forum

bsjay:
Just as he reshaped and restructured between 1983-1985 abi? Why are u guys packaging an expired product? A clueless, uncivilised and incompetent man who could not do anything without his deputy(Idiagbon), even when he knew he was going to thrown out of office like a rag? What's wrong with some Nigerians? A dictator in civilian attire?
Why are u asking for impossibility?
Are u for real?
#SMH

felifeli:
You are not intelligent. I said typical "follower" and not typical party officials. I think you fall into class of typical follower.
You need deliverance. It is better you go and see your pastor or you go and beg your step-mother . (see I have corrected your grammar for you, school dropout).

OrlandoOwoh:
Who has a more presidential look?

luigiajah:
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-lx_zA11MNgk/VPjHD5zLlLI/AAAAAAAACxM/pikkk9hiIac/s350/1425590022314.jpeg

I swear this bae go chop banana tire

http:///G1IXy

felifeli:
-He is typically a school dropout or graduate with lowest level of degree.
-He despises himself and finds good company in a crude mannered half-educated presidential candidate
-He has failed in almost everything he tried.
-He is frustrated with life
-sees no future for himself
-He needs someone to blame his failures upon. Current president is ALWAYS a good choice to blame it upon
-He doesn't believe in hard work. He wants to get paid a salary to do nothing . He will also spend rest of his life complaining about how small the salary is.
-He lives on dreams that he will mysteriously get rich one day
-He spends entire days in 'dreamland' on social media. Trolling Nairaland and Facebook and Twitter posts. He can afford the time because he is unemployed and without any initiative to improve himself .
-He lives on dreams that Buhari will win election and magically change his life, even though APC has no grassroots structure only internet and mass media strength which is unlikely to translate to many votes.
-He lives on dreams that "the shouting side is the winning side"
-He will live on dreams till he is 73 with nothing to show for his life, and lives on dreams perpetually.

shadowgwalker:
Lagos will never improve
same old shitt with their hungry leaders.
-same old rough bumpy roads
-same old noise pollution
-same old air pollution
-same old touts on the streets
-same old old-men ruling

rottenegg:
Buhari is missing..where is your General?

AlfaSeltzer:
When Buhari eventually dies as anticipated, who should fund his funeral? The federal government or APC?

nzeadachie:
FFK MY MAN, DON'T MERCY FOR THEM, BY THE WAY WHERE IS AMAECHI? HE THINK THAT HE GET MOUTH? ONLY ONE BLOW (ONE SHIRT) HE RUN, LET HIM COME OUT AND TALK HIS MATE IS HERE

nzeadachie:
FFK MY MAN, DON'T MERCY FOR THEM, BY THE WAY WHERE IS AMAECHI? HE THINK THAT HE GET MOUTH? ONLY ONE BLOW (ONE SHIRT) HE RUN, LET HIM COME OUT AND TALK HIS MATE IS HERE

krall:
Hello Folks we are back again with exciting recipes that will tingle your appetite. I had a thread on how to prepare whole roast Agama lizard in 5 simple steps and though it was very helpful to many then, it got wiped out when NL was hacked.

Today I will be taking you on preaparing traditional agama lizard meals for yourself, your friends and your family in very brief and simple steps

Ingredients

• 1/2 kilo of matured agama lizard meator 5 lizards(red heads have tougher flesh while the green heads are more tender)
• 1 large bulb of onions
• Seasoning
• Dry fish
• Salt and pepper to taste
• Fresh Tomatoes

On how to rear your on lizards, check this link to my guide HERE


PROCEDURE

• Tie the lizard if live ones in a bag and allow to die by suffocation or better still drown it. This is to prevent rupturing of the internal organs

• Blend your tomatoes, boil the excess water away and set aside

• Clean the internals of the lizard and discard chop to sizable pieces.

• Put the chopped lizard in a pot,alongside the dryfish, add seasoning and onions and steam till its tender.

• Now pour oil in a sauce pan, add onions and allow to caramelize before adding the tomatoes and allow to boil for 5 mins

• Add the lizard and fish with the stock to the tomato, add salt now

• Add desired quantity of water and allow to boil for 7 minutes then turn off the heat and allow to stand for 3 minutes. If you got it right, it will resemble a rich sauce with minced meat. You can add vegetables if you desire.

Serve while hot

ENJOY!!!!

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merieam16:
Wen d right man shows

kaezydon:
"Hear him at Chatham House.

*** In April 2014, Nigeria overtook South Africa as Africa’s largest economy.
**** Our GDP is now valued at $510 billion and
**** Our economy rated 26th in the world.
**** Also on the bright side, inflation has been kept at single digit for a while
**** And our economy has grown at an average of 7%
- Muhammadu Buhari @Chatham House (Feb 26th, 2015)

Ten more days of hospital stay and Buhari will be campaigning for Goodluck Jonathan. This type of epiphany and clear thought has to be from good medication
READ his full speech here https://kelechukwuuzoka./2015/02/27/prospects-for-democratic-consolidation-in-africa-nigerias-transition-by-gen-muhammadu-buhari/

chibecanglobal:
The President Goodluck Jonathan
Campaign Coordinator for Obafemi
Owode Local Government area of
Ogun State, Mr. Adeyinka Kotoye,
has said that the presidential
candidate of the Peoples Democratic
Party, PDP, will win the majority of
votes in the South West, based on
his performance and contributions to
the growth of the region and the
country.
President Jonathan
“Jonathan deserved to return, he has
done well. He has improved the
transport sector, improved the
agriculture sector, aviation sector
and he has done so much for the
education sector in the country. In
the economy sector, he has done
well. In many areas, President
Jonathan has recorded success,” he
said
Kotoye said that the region will not
fall to the propaganda of the All
Progressives Congress, APC and its
presidential candidate, Gen.
Muhammadu Buhari (retd), stressing
that the result of the polls will be a
shock to the opposition.
“I believe the electorates will decide
but I don’t like sounding absolute
but Jonathan will win. When people
postulate about Tinubu’s influence
in the Southwest, I often shudder. It
is very unpredictable on how people
will vote.
He added that the media rebranding
of Buhari will have limited influence,
especially at the grassroots.
“The media rebranding of Buhari will
have limited influence because at
the grassroots, people do not use
facebook, twitter or watch the
television like the elite.
”The APC are using double standard
to promote his candidature; in the
South, they are projecting Buhari as
a pro-Christian while in the North,
the slogan is if you vote Jonathan,
you are voting a Christian; so why
the deceit?”.
www.vanguardngr.com/2015/02/polls-jonathanll-win-south-west/

DinoAnnberry:
Buhari show us your certificate. [size=8pt][/size]

warrior01:
Please someone should tell the walking corpse that the battle is for Aso rock and not Chatham house; he should come home and debate Gej if he is sure of himself. Shikena!