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is there room for one more on your king-size bed? Grin Grin

@ Kenny,

Maybe for Ebony, but not for you , I am not a lesbo ooh.

^^Go to bed first Miss.

BTW, you are hawt

Ose dear, I am trying to get off nairaland and go to bed

@kenny,

LMAO, that was too funny, "my pants done ripped", lol

Ebony and kenny in the UK, this na nairaland addiction ooh una no go sleep.

Just got home and I can't wait to hit the hay, gotta sleep well so i can kick ass in the gym tomorrow.

I looked at teabo a while back but I never tried it, I didnt think I would have the stamina at the time, I get flustered looking at intense video tapes because I get mad if I dont do all the steps right    

Yea, my coworker even brought the kettleballs, but Im not really into accessories, though the stretchy band is a #1 needed accessory to a workout.

Do you use the stretchy band?

Teabo has variations of accesories for his different workout dvds. I think this helps him change up his workouts and introduce new steps to keep old and new customers interested and looking for the next new thing he will produce. Billys bootcamp dvd comes with the stretch band and I do use it almost everyday.

I am not into any kind of heavy lifting, as I love aerobics, martial arts kicks, dancing. I am a little fireball with a lot of energy, so whatever involves a lot of moving around and fast action, i'll love it.

I do donkey kicks all the time too, they are part of the teabo workout and they do wonders for the glutes.

Just got out of a late work meeting, been a long day, heading home now. Talk to y'all later.

ok this your obsession with workouts is really getting me worried! aha! Ive tried to hint you that i dont mind u the way u are, if u persist with this obsession i will lok elsewhere ooooooooooo, a word is enuf

Kenny abeg leave Eboneyes, let her exercise and stay sexy ooh.

@ Abekeade08  and Ebony-  You guys rock!

Someone at my job was telling me about kettlenetics but I kinda steer away from strength training . . .
I bulk up too easily,    iget it from my daddy.

So I stick to Cardio with a lil punching and kicking, I use Power 90, The Euphoria Rush is addictive 


Though I miss weight training though . .  . its soo much more fun than cardio

Hello platinum, I saw a post about you being sick,  I hope you are feeling much better now.

As you probably learned from my back and forth with eboneyes, I am a teabo cardio queen, but Eboneyes has convinced me to try kettlenetics.  My fear is also bulking up from heavy lifting; i always  I feel like i will bulk up really fast, if i carry anything above 5lbs. Kettlenetics cardio seems like fun though, so i will definitely try it.

I have seen adverts on TV about power 90 though I never tried it. Have you ever tried Teabo?

if she were white or excessively light skinned, you'd be seeing curves where you're seeing angles.

@tpia, you dey mind them. Abeg forget these fools, they can call me plank all they want, lol. I am very happy and satisfied with the way God has created me and I thank him everyday for it.

lol, maybe

WELL YOU CAN KEEP ON WAITING

shatap dia! see this plank looking creature sef dey talk

Idiot, whats your own? Why can't I give my own opinion like everyone else. Na me me plank looking creature abi, lol. I no fit blame you. Na only on nairaland you fit dey talk that kin rubbish to me.

I am tired of being single and I ‘m determined to marry not later than first quarter of this 2010. If everything goes according to plan, I should have had a baby (son or daughter) by 31st December, 2010. To this end, I have fixed March 27, 2010 as my wedding date. The immediate constraint however is that there is no bride yet. I know I can find my way around, but I have to use this medium to aid my search because of time constraints. None of the relationships I had in the past – and I ‘ve had a number of them – led to marriage mainly because I discovered that the ladies involved were not really the ones I was looking for.

About Me.
I am 32, 5ft 10inches, good build, academically and financially strong. I am healthy, genotype AA, and HIV NEGATIVE.

About the One I ‘m Looking For
(i) My ‘Miss Right’ should be smart, intelligent, a jolly good lady, and should be no less than 5ft 7inches tall.
(ii) The ideal person should be academically strong and should have proven this by posting a strong performance at a minimum of first degree. Someone with OND could still be the one if she has all the other qualities enough to make up for this deficiency.
(iii) The person I ‘m looking for must be healthy and must be HIV NEGATIVE.
(iv) I assess people on their merit and never on the basis of tribe. The right person could be from any tribe but will need to a Christian
(v) I am not looking for a retired or practicing love-peddler! Pls do not respond if you have ever s.ex in exchange for money or other material
(vi) I ‘m currently based in Port Harcourt, and the person I ‘m looking for should either be based in PH or be willing to relocate.
Ladies, only if you are single, meet the above criteria; share in my vision to wed on 27/3/2010, and willing to give this a try, mail to endlessloveandbliss@yahoo.com

This is serious. Pls do not reply if you have nothing constructive to say.

God bless everyone!

Don't mind the naysayers, Unban will make a joke out of everything, don't mind him jare.

You seem like you are not looking for anything outrageous. I wish you good luck in your search.

theres sometin u dont understand
even if a guy should cheat and sleep about
if its you he loves even if he sleeps with 1000 women
he would still stick with u
even if he goes to nysc and beyond,sleeps with the whole world
if he has his mind on you~ NO lady can change that
But the case is different with ladies
if they meet a bigger fish in the ocean or a man with a bigger and longer third leg
you simply would loose your place in her life~hence the reason why its not allowed for ladies to cheat~
they dont use their heart instead they use their heads and eyes~

I am not advocating cheating in any way or form, but your post pretty much says that MEN ARE ALLOWED TO CHEAT ON THEIR GRILFRIENDS/WIVES, BUT WOMEN SHOULD JUST SIT BACK AND TAKE IT because we are such emotionally fragile creatures. Unban, I am sorry, but thats egotistic.
We are created with our sinful flesh, and there is bound to be temptation for both men and women, its how they handle the tempation that matters. It is never okay for a man or woman to cheat regardless of the circumstances. If my future husband cheats on me, i know i will be close to commiting murder, thats how strongly i feel about cheating.

I can't speak for any other women and their motive for sleeping with anybody. As for me, I can't and won't be intimate without someone I don't have feelings for. I don't care if he is rich, poor, has a long schlong or not. If i don't care for him emotionally, it will not happen.

Dont mind the rats, they blame girls for not being virgins when they are responsible for foooking as many girls as possible and pressurising the virgins to give up the goodies. Misogynistic bastweards.

Big a*s nail on the head sister mi.

Thanks babes, when Im financially buoyant I will look into buying some of the DVDs. There is also kettlenetics http://www.gaiam.com/product/fitness-center/strength-cardio/kits-equipment/slim+-+tone+kettlenetics--8482-+set.do, the kettlebells are lighter and the workout is down your alley i.e aerobics

Youtube clip of it-->
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcWHbqZYEOg

Thanks girlfriend. Kettlenetics is right up my alley. The price aint bad either. I will buy it before the month runs out and give you my own reviews on it. Are you in the US? if so where ? I am in NYC, Oya let me go back to work oh.

@ Uche,

Wetin I do ooh, my broda?

Yes sef, make them learn. The thing is they are quite an investment. You have to buy the kettlebells and they are quite pricey but think of it as a years gym membership . I recomend Lauren Brooks DVDS http://www.ontheedgefitnessstore.com/products/index.html. I have The Ultimate Body Sculpt PACKAGE (Volume 1 & 2) and girl its a workout.


Which DVDS do you have? Do you have to use any equipment

I have Billy bootcamp and some of billy's Ab training exercises videos. They only DVD's I have come with Billy bands. I don't use the DVD's anymore as I used to teach Teabo aerobics, I have mastered a lot of the steps and I have created some of my own routines. I just put on some fast soca/trini music and start kicking and punching until i am drenched in sweat.

I like learning about new techniques to incorporate into my workout routine, so i'll definitely look into kettle bells.

Amen to this. Randy creatures they are

Abi ooh and all they do is blame only Girls.

@poster

Men zip up your pants for the Lord and stop chasing girls around like your life depended on it, what do you think of this?

It takes 2 to tango oh

Well Dizaayum, she sure looks good. There are so many Teabo DVD's now, but i recommend Billy's bootcamp.

http://www.billyblanksdvds.com/

We don turn the whole thread to fitness thread lol, its good sef, maybe some naija folks can learn a thing or two from our dicusssions.

Hmm I have to really research Kettle bells now, are there any Kettle bells Dvd's you can recommend? Do the bells come with the DVd's?

yeah
exactly what i said about GIRLS and NYSC

this is why HIV aids would always continue

Girls do nt know how 2 close their legs to just 1 single guy

I am really tired of this whole trash

super eagles dey mess up
Nigeria dont know where their president is
and the babes are all sleeping about
such makes the GREAT NATION OF NIGERIA

@unban, judging from your past posts, it seems a girl must have cheated on you while at NYSC, cos you seem obsessed with the topic "Girls in NYSC" abeg my guy chill jare. Not only girls sleep around at NYSC, guys do too, so whats your problem?

Girls do nt know how 2 close their legs to just 1 single guy

Do guys know how to zip theirpants up too, maybe you should blame guys too and not just Girls Girls Girls.

Look I neva went to NYSC, I left home right after secondary school. My whole point here is that please stop blaming girls like naija guys are all righteous.

Thats a well known myth hun, we females dont have enough testosterone for bulking up. I got the 8kg and 12kg ones and you swing it about not lift it so your whole body is doing the work. I can tell you that I dont look like Arnold Swats-whats-his name  . Those women who body-build usually are on steroids and heavy protein diets. I have been hearing about Taebo but never tried it  Did you get the DVDs? Im always open to things that will keep my routines fresh

oh i am very sure you don't look like Arnold dear. I am just always scared of using anything above 5lbs dumbells because i am scared to bulk up. I keep my arms toned through teabo aerobics which features muscle training with bands. Oh Eboneyes, you have to try Teabo, it will kick your backside for real. It is a very hard work out, but it pays off, you will see  significant changes in your body within 2 weeks max.

Yeh!!! A fitness buddy at last . My dear I got bored with the whole cardio/aerobics routine so I started looking for other things and thats how I found kettlebells . They are great, its cardio, conditioning and strength training all in one all under 45mins, aint that a blessing?

Yes abi ooh. Wish I had a fitness buddy, I can work out with though. However, no one i know personally ever wants to wake up that early to go to the gym . Do the kettlebells feel as heavy as they look? Are you not afraid of bulking up your muscles? or do the amount of reps you do keep your muscles lean?

Look into Teabo exercises too, they are fun and keep you fit. I introduced my brother to it and he lost 30lbs prior to getting married, since then he has kept up with it.

Also working out releases happy hormones too what more can we ask for eh?

Isn't that the truth. Feel free to ask me any questions  pertaining to fitness anytime and i'll ask you questions too, hmm I am running to go google kettlebells as i type this.

Oh the coupe decale looks fun

Coupe decale is fun, upbeat, sexy and it works your abs, obliques and legs like crazy, google JB Mpiana kipe ya yo. He is my fav Ivorian musician.

You go girl, been a fitness addict for about 6yrs now and exercise for at least 3-4x a week if not that week will be terrible for me. Im more of a circuit training girl and the benefits to the body is incredible. I agree if we ladies keep trim, our men should too, we dont want a man who waddles about with his semi-pot belly and zero muscle definition

@ Eboneyes, my sister I am really proud of you. A lot of Nigerian women don't know or care to know the benefits of working out and staying fit. I don't know your if you have children yet, but working out prior to having a baby helps your body bounce back much faster, so keep it up. I am not married and no kids yet, but I intend to keep fit all my life.

I still do light circuit training, but I love Aerobics, specifically Taebo, It keeps me lean, tight and toned. I am so addicted to working out, that if I miss working out prior to my work day, I get all lethargic and tired. On Saturdays, I dance to coupe decale at home, another form of  dance exercise. Google coupe decale on youtube, it's sexy and fun and if you dance it front of your man, he will lose his mind, lol.

With all this said, a man that does not workout or stay active with sports gets ZERO CHANCE WITH ME. Shikena

She initially complained of a bad toilet at where she went to spend her holidays, it was later when we had sex i then discovered i was infected, i was mad, i told her it was over, but she wanted to kill her self, her mum had to call me to plead with me because the relationship was actually leading to marriage, all these happened 1yr ago.

I did forgave her, But its just few months to our wedding and each time i think about it i feel terribly bad, i mean BAD.

whats your advice?

@jazzman, the thing that annoys me is that your fiancee is lying to you. As far as i know, you can't get gonorrhea from a dirty toilet. From what i learned in Sex ed classes, It happens through sexual penetration. If you have a medical doctor as a friend, you can verify this information to be sure. I can't advise you not to forgive her, this all depends on you. She first has to come clean to you, because it seems to me that you are still questioning things, that's why you continue to feel bad despite your claim that you have forgiven her. Once she comes clean, both of you can start a process of healing and maybe therapy to work out the issues in your relationship. If you can't come to terms with what she has done, then you have to walk away. You don't want to marry anyone out of pity. This is a really tough situation sha.

Girls need guys that can control them

You just need to be changing like a chameleon.

Sometimes u show care & love, and sometimes u need be harsh and tell her to sit down there

Don't let her know you really like her, she will start misbehaving when she knows,

Turn her status too:: confused state - i think this guy doesn't love me, no he loves me

Result: she go dey kolo dey go for u

As much as i hate to agree with Faakay, he is right. Girls always take nice guys for granted. There should always be a balance, if a guy can't find the right balance then he looses the girl. Don't be too harsh or too nice. It confuses her and keeps her guessing. In the end, you will have her eating right out of your hand.

I am a workout- aholic. I  was an aerobics trainer in college and I still wake up 5 days a week at 5am to go to the gym before heading to work. I put a lot of dedication into my body and staying healthy. With all this said, my man MUST workout and have some kind of muscle definition, lets say Brad Pitt in fight club is just about right for me.

Wow jazzman, that's a tough nut to crack. I guess it depends on the timeline and when exactly she contracted the gonorrhea. Was it prior to dating you, cos its possible she might have gotten it from an ex bf and never knew about it like other ladies have indicated here. If you know for sure that she contracted Gonorrhea through cheating, then I would have to kick her to the curb.

Henceforth, all ladies you become intimate with MUST be tested prior to raw sex. I actually think Raw sex should only be done with ones wife to avoid all these nasty diseases. Good luck sha.

Just recently i boarded same vehicle with a certain big lady. I had not noticed when she boarded because i wasnt paying attention. when she was alighting though, i was embarrassed by a massive, unattractive flesh bulging out from her backside, as there was not enough room in her rather tight trousers to contain it. Folks, it wasn't a pleasant experience as everybody, including urs faithfully, looked away. Have you encountered such? Please share with us how u dealt with the situation.

@freechat,

I can feel your disgust in your post, lol. Well the only thing you can do in such situations is to look away abi?

Hi guys,in less dan 3yrs,i wil mary dis girl.we hv bin 2geda 4 5 yrs.i suspected that something was wrong while she was in service.when i complained she says i am too pushy. She came back to spend christmas with me for 2 weeks.during those two weeks she told me that she did a bad thing in camp and that she was really sorry about it and i should forgive her.i told her to tell me what she did but she said she cant tell me because she loves me and she does not want to lose me.she promised to tell me when we get married.when she got back to her state she changed her location and she promised never to go back to what she did.my question is this? Should i continue with her,though i still love her like hell.should i forgive her totally.please help me out

@poster, you are the one who knows your girl, and you have claimed here that you love her like hell. Yall have been dating for quite a long time, yes she commit ed a crime against your relationship, but the question you have to ask yourself is "are you willing to throw away the history you have with this girl for greener pastures that might necessarily not be sweeter? are you willing to start playing the dating field again toasting and looking for another suitable girl. I personally think you should forgive her, keep your eyes open and try to the build back the trust you once had. If you feel you can never trust her again, then I guess the relationship is over. The ball is in your court.

@poster,

I am sorry but your post is brutal. Why would you single out somebody and start a thread about her because you don't agree with her views. We are all here to post our opinions. , your opinion should be respected, just as mamagee's. There is no need to villify anyone here because of their views, just my 2 cents.

I don't agree with all mamagee's posts, but to start a post asking if anyone would date her is soo uncalled for.