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Little excited boys kiss and tell.

plse ooo abeg i am still so tender & young. . . i dey go sleep o jare. . .

Pweety, i see your husband is chasing you all over NL again,  na wah for the loff ooh NL father

Fine boy like you chei!

Better run to the hospital to go get cured before it becomes something worse. Henceforth, don't sleep with any lady without putting a sock on it.

Drinking urine, olorun maje. Ewwww, disgusting and nasty. Veracious and Urine drinkers, how do your partners manage to kiss you?? Ewww, makes me want to barf at the thought of kissing a urine drinker.

* runs out of thread to go puke*

@op,

I think it would be helpful to state your current location so that NLanders can give you meaningful suggestions. Goodluck

AND if I depart with your number you would make me the happiest/luckiest man on the face of the earth

Lol cheesy

yes ooh, very cheesy

Parents should never ever abuse children. BIG NO NO. When children are young, they are very impressionable to the point that they start believing all of the abuses rained on them. This can later affect the child in a negative way when he/she grows older.

Nope but i shall tell u in a better place. . .  aight i'll soon be off 2 u sleep well.

Good morning dear! We can chat on Aim sometime soon and gossip about Nlanders.

u know that i love u die that is why u are doing shakara, no bi so?

Our community NL father loves me and everybody else.

I wonder whatever happened to kinghenry. Maybe I am shallow, but as for me I can't marry someone who can't speak or write english. I once dated someone like that and I had to end it.

^Hehe abi ooo if u see d way he dey preach 4 me last nite. . . anywayz how's your day going sis?it's already mornin here. . .

My night is going well ooh. I am about to go to sleep soon, gotta get up early for my workout session before going to work. Are u in naija?

Nl men all d same chei!

my sister anybody wey enter their trap don finish be that, abi Mr na2day.

stop it ooo, i am not your father but your future husband, infact i am on my way to houston to talk to my inlaws

its not possible for girls to be marrying their NL fathers, so u can stop denying me . If na wife you dey look for, i get too many friends from all ethnicities to introduce you to. Check out my profile, if you want the babe, i go hook you up

Woye, this your tory too much sef. Everyday you switch between sexes. One day you post a fake story as a boy, the next day as a girl. I am starting to think to you are an hermaphodite, cos you don't know exactly what you really are.

NLanders, click on its profile and see all its posts to see what i am ranting about. (Yes, I have to call you an "it" cos I am not sure of your sex).

Hehe allow tease his goods plse. . .  and did u say father?

Yes ooh, haven't you heard. He asked me to be his NL daughter and I accepted. Its a done deal honey.

@Na2day i thought u said u love me?. . .

Pweety, my NL father (na2day) has a big loving heart for a whole bunch of us.

it is a trap honey, that onyema na criminal, ran a background check on it, i found out that he is a heart breaker and your heart is no match for him. come to me, your one true love

You are my NL father na( like secondary school father), so we can't be rolling like that. However, I know you say you get plenty one true love's for NL, so nothing do you.

Hmmmm the second from the left?

Bingo

lol at destiny's child

I am the beyonce in the picture now take a good guess as to who i am in the pic?

Elrazur,

Thanks for the beautiful val message.

Pfft. I did it before, will do it again. Even ones with period stain.  So yeah kini big deal?

yes ooh, kini big deal?? i don't know why these other guys are here making noise like they will grow punnanies if they wash their wife/gf's underwear.

This presido1 too mush ooh. Like play like play they will send presido1 IV.

Mr presido, na u know ooh. We are just trying to have a little NL meet-up . Maybe i'll introduce onyema to a couple girls that will make his head spin, he won't even have time for that girl wey dey form anymore.

my boyfriend (dont know if i should call him that), travelled and told me not to wait for him. now he is back and am with another person,he is angry.
does he have any right to be angry?

I am assuming you still have feelings for him since you called him your "BF" while you are with someone else. If you still like him, then you should get back with him. As for me sha, if one bobo dumps me because he is travelling, then he might as well forget about us ever getting back together.

no way that is happening. What next? Scrubbing the house floors? Women shld get real

So David, if she was really sick? you won't even help her throw them in the washing machine??

Quote from: faketan on September 06, 2007, 04:06 PM
saucekid can you and moondust tell us your real ages please.

@faketan
look in profile



Quote from: faketan on September 06, 2007, 05:00 PM
Saucekid and moondust, how old are you guys?

@faketan
what is your real gender?

Naija men too dey form, moondust whats the big deal in washing your lady's undies

Faketan and Siena, thank you for being real jare.

can i now start stalking u?

You are already on my list of stalkerazi's

Ebonyeyes dear, Good Afternoon(know its afternoon in London). I missed you on NL this weekend, we had fabulous conversations. It would have been much more fun if you were online though. How was your weekend?

@na2day.who U wan insult? U nor know your mate? Y don't u sit your self down n examine your self b4 u start talkin trash. I don't even want your comment on dis topic. Olofofo

Ebony, don't mind na2day, he really doesn't mean any harm. His bark is more painful than his bite.

Sometimes we tend to forget that the people we are discussing with on NL are real people with real feelings. You are only 23 with a lot to live for. That bobo is only using you for sex, he won't leave his wife and child for you, I think you have come to realize that. Never sell yourself short, because you deserve so much more.
Goodluck on your future relationships and try to choose better next time.

^^^^^run for cover

Abi ooh. Ms sexy, I just find that it is very unladylike for girls to be fighting in public especially over men.

ummm HELL TO THE NAW.

yiii na wah ooh electra.

My dear, If i were you, I wld be scared shitless too, a similar thing happened to me too and I remember staying inddors and always peeping outside to see if the fool was outside my house.

Anyway this issue is serious oh. For now, i would advise you to pack some clothes and go sleep at a girlfriends house. Call him on the phone and tell him if this does not stop, then you will have to call the cops on him. If he keeps threatening you, then you have to call the cops on him. shikena.