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Crime / Re: Should I Return This Money Wrongly Credited To My Bank Account. by AbleBouncer: 7:53am On Jun 19, 2020
they probably used ur account for atrocities dont think God buttered ur bread, run to ur bank and lay complains asap and dont even return it urself. some open doors are trap in disguise, use ur head

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Politics / Re: COVID-19: Abiola Ajimobi Is Dead - Sulaiman Aledeh Says by AbleBouncer: 9:28pm On Jun 18, 2020
we die here

Romance / Re: She Said She Want Blood Oat by AbleBouncer: 4:14pm On Jun 18, 2020
I escaped that sh*t back then but I nearly did it with my second chic, a calabar babe with big a$$

But never let a kiss fool you

and never a fool kiss you.

because Wetin dey bring tears e no dey pass this one

Politics / Re: Herdsmen: Defend Yourselves, Ohanaeze Tells Igbo - Sahara Reporters by AbleBouncer: 12:22pm On Jun 18, 2020
issakaba comes to mind
Romance / Re: My Girl That Broke Up With Me Months Ago Wants Me Back Now by AbleBouncer: 9:20am On Jun 18, 2020
IN terms of relational Issues, never ever disobey ur mother because she's experience than you. she could see through the corners very clearly while you can't because ur mind ls altered by sex and styles she gave you. imagine a young man thinking to a point where its driving him crazy.....mehn you better open ur eyes and hussle. you think she won't leave you even In marriage if she wants? this babes are not loyal, just get money and ur problems solved. thank me later

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Health / Re: Monkeys Steal Blood Sample Of Coronavirus Positve Patients by AbleBouncer: 4:21pm On Jun 17, 2020
this world many things dey happen. monkeys Turing to terrorist. if Na our con3 na money e for see

Politics / Re: Trouble: Man Calls President Muhammadu Buhari A Yahooboy In DM With EFCC, Then.. by AbleBouncer: 8:50pm On Jun 10, 2020
Ncdc
Romance / Re: I Have A Boyfriend But I'm Falling In Love With Someone Else. by AbleBouncer: 6:29pm On Jun 07, 2020
It will end In tears.

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Business / Re: GUYS, See These Footwears Made By A Female Shoemaker In Lagos by AbleBouncer: 12:35pm On Jun 03, 2020
Exquisite. so glad she's working with her hands and not with her azz. how I wish all the slay mama's will emulate this I won't hear of rape. and obviously she's ain't getting raped soon.
#disguisedoloshoworkwithyourhands
#saynotorape

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Politics / Re: Traders Commend Gov. Umahi Over Beautiful Street Lights In Abakaliki (Photos) by AbleBouncer: 12:16pm On Jun 03, 2020
It's not about decorating the road with street lights. it's about having maintenance culture which we dont include in our show of hypocrisy, thank God we can't fool him.
In short we ve seen this type before but are just standing there today useless.
Nice gesture though.

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Crime / Re: Cable Thief Electrocuted To Death, Left Dangling At Train Station In SA (PHOTOS) by AbleBouncer: 9:30pm On May 29, 2020
Eyaaa...... Business gone wrong but Nepa can never disappoint like this. if you like carry the transformer.

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Politics / Re: Buhari Seeks Fresh $5.513bn Loan, Writes House Of Representatives by AbleBouncer: 8:25pm On May 28, 2020
I knew we couldn't survive without borrowing. when Una sale d country Las Las , make Una gimme my change

Politics / Re: It Is Better We Divide Nigeria” – Northern Elder by AbleBouncer: 10:50am On May 27, 2020
grin grin Best news since I was born

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Politics / Re: It Is Better We Divide Nigeria” – Northern Elder by AbleBouncer: 10:50am On May 27, 2020
grin grin Best news since I was born

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Romance / Re: My Fiancee Just Returned My Ring After Six Years Of Engagement - Heartbroken Man by AbleBouncer: 5:15pm On May 26, 2020
She's even patient, imagine 6 solid years. enough to get a degree, work and live comfortably. sorry you are on your own in this one
Travel / Re: With 16500 Security Agents Will Allow You Travel From Lagos To Abuja Despite Ban by AbleBouncer: 1:46pm On May 25, 2020
Ezennwa:
hmm!


Nigeria is a Lawless country being ruled by a Lawless government. No one takes Nigeria serious anymore, because of it's corrupt tendencies.

Security operatives are one of the major problems of Nigeria, once you offer them money, you are free to do whatever you want to do.

Nigerian Policemen should be cautioned, otherwise they will sell this country one day and collect money, they are corrupt, greedy, and ready to shoot you if you refuse to give them money.

The earlier they sale the country the better, at least I will get my share of the national cake for the first time.
travel to India and milk cows. this country structure is totally hopeless
Properties / Re: Please Help. My Apartment Is Being Haunted By A Ghost. by AbleBouncer: 7:19pm On May 24, 2020
NiCurious:


[This thread runs to 21 pages already and I didn't read all through, please forgive me if I'm asking something you've already answered.]
Setting aside any argument about whether ghosts exist or not. A 36 year old just died in her sleep? Of what? Let's run with this being the ghost of the young woman who surely had no plans to die any time soon. She must have had unfinished business, and is asking you to help. From what you know of her, what might that be? Where are her kids, are they with her sister, or are they grown up? Is there something left undone in her apartment? How did you and she relate? Is there unfinished business between you two? Next time she appears to you or makes a noise, get bold. Ask her what she wants from you. Be courageous and open to understanding her reply. It might not be in words.

You have a point there. am sure that even if she doesn't answer him but will at least reveal it to him in his dreams. it's only a fool that says nothing dey happen for this evil world, although they may their reasons.
I hail una

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Properties / Re: Please Help. My Apartment Is Being Haunted By A Ghost. by AbleBouncer: 11:55pm On May 23, 2020
Carloslehder:

I've lived in the usa for 11years I've never seen anything paranormal, we don't believe any shit not caught by camera, so pls which USA are you referring to.



THUNDER........
I THINK HE IS TALKING ABOUT
UNITED STATES OF AKWA IBOM (USA)

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Politics / Re: Obasa: 64 Bank Accounts Linked To BVN Of Lagos Assembly Speaker- SaharaReporters by AbleBouncer: 9:41pm On May 23, 2020
why not show us how much is in each of the account. we know all this things

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Family / Re: My Wife Just Told Me She Regrets Marrying Me. What Should I Do? by AbleBouncer: 9:10pm On May 20, 2020
What if the said successful ex ended up not marrying her. what if her ex married her and never succeeded?



I am sure she doesnt add up in anyway eversince the poor man married her than sex which she only knows.
Romance / Re: My Wife Is Too Stiff, Gives Me Timetable For Sex by AbleBouncer: 10:16pm On May 18, 2020
Ningen:
Her attitude is because you're obviously broke.

Go out and hustle.
Stop asking your pregnant wife for money.

Be her provider and she'll become FLEXIBLE.


You nailed it there.
No finance no romance,
in short everywhere go dey pain her.
to regain your respect, go and hustle

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Gave Me 200k Because I Called Her Olosho by AbleBouncer: 4:24pm On May 18, 2020
rosy1992:
A guy revealed via his social media page:

Morning joro,
I saw an alert on my gf ipad of 600k from a man named Wasiu. I confronted her and she said he is her friend but he is married. I told her she can't accept such money, because either the man wants sex or she has slept with him already. We have been arguing and fighting. I called her olosho and she cried. This morning I woke up and I saw alert of 200k on my phone from my gf. I called her to ask why she sent that, she said she sent it to me to keep and spend it the way I want. Joro something in my mind does not want to return the money. I started thinking of all the things i could use the money for. I wont lie i have fallen. This made me fall in love with her even more. She is caring and loving, she did this to make us work. The wasiu man may not want sex. Am i wrong?

For more confessions
http://ladysayy..com

Nothing goes for nothing.
I hope she won't be used for rituals soon.
Politics / Re: No Presidential Broadcast On COVID-19 Updates Today - Femi Adesina by AbleBouncer: 3:53pm On May 18, 2020
PraiseGodNoTime:
THE NEW TOY HAD FAILED REHEARSALS!!!


I Smell a rat.....

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Politics / Re: Why Buhari Doesn't Wear Face-Mask - Lauretta Onochie by AbleBouncer: 8:01am On May 18, 2020
meeky007:
how can he wear Mask over a mask
Brutality...

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Romance / Re: What Happened Between My Girlfriend And My Mother by AbleBouncer: 2:22am On May 18, 2020
Sparkle777:
as a mother and a woman,I am ashamed of u. may any son that will treat me like u dissolve in miscarriage. trust me,u are dead already and ur ppl will not say kpim, them go just bury u. I pity ur poor mom, wasted years and hardwork. if am ur family, ma to use u do blood money cos u are wasted already.

You are right mama, It will end him in tears.
btw if this post just disrupted your sleep this night gather here.....

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Health / Re: 288 New COVID-19 Cases, 1240 Tested, 140 Discharged And 3 Deaths On May 15 by AbleBouncer: 8:04am On May 16, 2020
tezzwb:
Another live scores updated hahaha!!!


We know all this things
Education / Re: Did You Know These Things Had Names? by AbleBouncer: 9:26am On May 13, 2020
Quite educative.
but that line in between the buttocks, what do you call it.

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Travel / Re: Bayelsa Intercepts Two Busload Of Almajiris by AbleBouncer: 9:06am On May 12, 2020
they are traveling in a grand style, fully air-coned coaster and new one at that.
Make Una continue as far as say Una dey cash out . Ndiara........
Romance / Re: She Is A Muslim, I Am A Christian. Should I Forfeit The Relationship? by AbleBouncer: 4:46pm On May 09, 2020
Teebaba30:
There is this lady I have been dating now for almost eleven years (11) she was my first love, we started dating while I was still in my final stage of secondary school, things were moving smoothly, as we are both new in the game of love.

I could remembered, then, mtn with their free night calls, we would talk from 12am to 5:00am then, she is the daughter to the king of the town, a well known king in Lagos state, but along the line, as we progress in line, owing to my fine boy of a thing,.

You know we guys when we sense that, it seems all lady want us, due to our cute look, or academic reasons, we take the advantage to flirt, of which she so much detest a cheating guy, she caught me times without number, but still hard for both of us to let go our anyone, after my higher institution,

I relocated to Lagos to start life and keep the hustle real, but this lady was in Lagos with mom, she keep coming to my place even in Lagos, but unfortunately, we lost contact, for seven years, we couldn't reach ourselves, then i decided to relocated to another location in Lagos

But just last month, her call came, that she saw my contact on Facebook, And we try to renew the relationship, that's how we started and doing fine, she's now in her final year At Fountain University, Oshogbo,

Now the problem facing us now is, She is a Muslim, while am a Christian, her parent will never allow her to convert, while my own parent will never allow me to convert, and now we are madly in love, she try to convinced her dad, but all effort was prove abortive.

We love ourselves so much, but religion is the barrier facing us now, we are both planning to run away from the country, she promised to foot all bills for our travelling, but I told her we should try just be friend as our religion is the barrier here now.

If not for the religion issue, we plan to have our introduction this year, and get wedded next year, but religion want to truncate the whole plans,

Pls fellow nairalanders, your advice is urgently needed now, we are both confused, with no option, we can't let go of anyone, and yet we don't want our parent to turn back to us,

She keeps crying everyday, even I myself, and in the state of confused now,.

SHOULD WE QUIT THE RELATIONSHIP OR WHAT SHOULD WE DO NOW..?


Marriage be like toilet, who never enter
is a hurry to go in.
DONT try to justify the impending warnings.
if parents no gree guy use ur head and WALK AWAY love no be everything in our today's world.

where's damnnnnn niggaaaaaa btw
Romance / Re: What Steps Should I Take To Get This Bae Laid by AbleBouncer: 4:42pm On May 03, 2020
[quote author=Casemiro post=89127616]So there's this this shy chick I used to meet in one shop like that, and I developed interest in Her.



We exchanged contacts and all that and we've been flowing well on whatsapp.
She is this church type and have been refusing to visit, but I was shocked when she agreed during this lockdown.


Since no work for sometime now, she agreed and she has been in my flat for two days now.



If it's others we'll get down to business even if they're reluctant a bit.
This girl is something different, I mean why did she come? To discuss telemundo?



I have tried everything in my head but she just won't release the cookie. like WTF!!
I am a kinda guy that won't use force on a lady and I have limits to persuading a girl and even after resisting, with my sweet words and other tactics they give in.

She doesn't want to leave and I am confused


please what practical ways do you suggest to get this skinny fair Bae laid?


I don't want tomorrow now she'll say I

Las Las something must kill a man.
But are you not worried about what is wrong with you,
must you enter every vj you lay eyes on?
Anyway sha Una never learn.

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