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Crime / Re: Should I Return This Money Wrongly Credited To My Bank Account. by AbleBouncer: 7:53am On Jun 19, 2020 |
they probably used ur account for atrocities dont think God buttered ur bread, run to ur bank and lay complains asap and dont even return it urself. some open doors are trap in disguise, use ur head 9 Likes |
Politics / Re: COVID-19: Abiola Ajimobi Is Dead - Sulaiman Aledeh Says by AbleBouncer: 9:28pm On Jun 18, 2020 |
we die here
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Romance / Re: She Said She Want Blood Oat by AbleBouncer: 4:14pm On Jun 18, 2020 |
I escaped that sh*t back then but I nearly did it with my second chic, a calabar babe with big a$$ But never let a kiss fool you and never a fool kiss you. because Wetin dey bring tears e no dey pass this one
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Politics / Re: Herdsmen: Defend Yourselves, Ohanaeze Tells Igbo - Sahara Reporters by AbleBouncer: 12:22pm On Jun 18, 2020 |
issakaba comes to mind |
Romance / Re: My Girl That Broke Up With Me Months Ago Wants Me Back Now by AbleBouncer: 9:20am On Jun 18, 2020 |
IN terms of relational Issues, never ever disobey ur mother because she's experience than you. she could see through the corners very clearly while you can't because ur mind ls altered by sex and styles she gave you. imagine a young man thinking to a point where its driving him crazy.....mehn you better open ur eyes and hussle. you think she won't leave you even In marriage if she wants? this babes are not loyal, just get money and ur problems solved. thank me later 3 Likes
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Health / Re: Monkeys Steal Blood Sample Of Coronavirus Positve Patients by AbleBouncer: 4:21pm On Jun 17, 2020 |
this world many things dey happen. monkeys Turing to terrorist. if Na our con3 na money e for see
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Politics / Re: Trouble: Man Calls President Muhammadu Buhari A Yahooboy In DM With EFCC, Then.. by AbleBouncer: 8:50pm On Jun 10, 2020 |
Ncdc |
Romance / Re: I Have A Boyfriend But I'm Falling In Love With Someone Else. by AbleBouncer: 6:29pm On Jun 07, 2020 |
It will end In tears. 103 Likes 4 Shares |
Business / Re: GUYS, See These Footwears Made By A Female Shoemaker In Lagos by AbleBouncer: 12:35pm On Jun 03, 2020 |
Exquisite. so glad she's working with her hands and not with her azz. how I wish all the slay mama's will emulate this I won't hear of rape. and obviously she's ain't getting raped soon. #disguisedoloshoworkwithyourhands #saynotorape 2 Likes
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Politics / Re: Traders Commend Gov. Umahi Over Beautiful Street Lights In Abakaliki (Photos) by AbleBouncer: 12:16pm On Jun 03, 2020 |
It's not about decorating the road with street lights. it's about having maintenance culture which we dont include in our show of hypocrisy, thank God we can't fool him. In short we ve seen this type before but are just standing there today useless. Nice gesture though. 1 Like |
Crime / Re: Cable Thief Electrocuted To Death, Left Dangling At Train Station In SA (PHOTOS) by AbleBouncer: 9:30pm On May 29, 2020 |
Eyaaa...... Business gone wrong but Nepa can never disappoint like this. if you like carry the transformer. 1 Like
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Politics / Re: Buhari Seeks Fresh $5.513bn Loan, Writes House Of Representatives by AbleBouncer: 8:25pm On May 28, 2020 |
I knew we couldn't survive without borrowing.
when Una sale d country Las Las , make Una gimme my change
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Politics / Re: It Is Better We Divide Nigeria” – Northern Elder by AbleBouncer: 10:50am On May 27, 2020 |
Best news since I was born 9 Likes |
Politics / Re: It Is Better We Divide Nigeria” – Northern Elder by AbleBouncer: 10:50am On May 27, 2020 |
Best news since I was born 26 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: My Fiancee Just Returned My Ring After Six Years Of Engagement - Heartbroken Man by AbleBouncer: 5:15pm On May 26, 2020 |
She's even patient, imagine 6 solid years. enough to get a degree, work and live comfortably. sorry you are on your own in this one |
Travel / Re: With 16500 Security Agents Will Allow You Travel From Lagos To Abuja Despite Ban by AbleBouncer: 1:46pm On May 25, 2020 |
Ezennwa: The earlier they sale the country the better, at least I will get my share of the national cake for the first time. travel to India and milk cows. this country structure is totally hopeless |
Properties / Re: Please Help. My Apartment Is Being Haunted By A Ghost. by AbleBouncer: 7:19pm On May 24, 2020 |
NiCurious: You have a point there. am sure that even if she doesn't answer him but will at least reveal it to him in his dreams. it's only a fool that says nothing dey happen for this evil world, although they may their reasons. I hail una 2 Likes |
Properties / Re: Please Help. My Apartment Is Being Haunted By A Ghost. by AbleBouncer: 11:55pm On May 23, 2020 |
Carloslehder: THUNDER........ I THINK HE IS TALKING ABOUT UNITED STATES OF AKWA IBOM (USA) 3 Likes |
Politics / Re: Obasa: 64 Bank Accounts Linked To BVN Of Lagos Assembly Speaker- SaharaReporters by AbleBouncer: 9:41pm On May 23, 2020 |
why not show us how much is in each of the account.
we know all this things 2 Likes |
Family / Re: My Wife Just Told Me She Regrets Marrying Me. What Should I Do? by AbleBouncer: 9:10pm On May 20, 2020 |
What if the said successful ex ended up not marrying her. what if her ex married her and never succeeded? I am sure she doesnt add up in anyway eversince the poor man married her than sex which she only knows. |
Romance / Re: My Wife Is Too Stiff, Gives Me Timetable For Sex by AbleBouncer: 10:16pm On May 18, 2020 |
Ningen: You nailed it there. No finance no romance, in short everywhere go dey pain her. to regain your respect, go and hustle 1 Like |
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Gave Me 200k Because I Called Her Olosho by AbleBouncer: 4:24pm On May 18, 2020 |
rosy1992: Nothing goes for nothing. I hope she won't be used for rituals soon. |
Politics / Re: No Presidential Broadcast On COVID-19 Updates Today - Femi Adesina by AbleBouncer: 3:53pm On May 18, 2020 |
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Politics / Re: Why Buhari Doesn't Wear Face-Mask - Lauretta Onochie by AbleBouncer: 8:01am On May 18, 2020 |
meeky007:Brutality... 1 Like |
Romance / Re: What Happened Between My Girlfriend And My Mother by AbleBouncer: 2:22am On May 18, 2020 |
Sparkle777: You are right mama, It will end him in tears. btw if this post just disrupted your sleep this night gather here..... 2 Likes |
Health / Re: 288 New COVID-19 Cases, 1240 Tested, 140 Discharged And 3 Deaths On May 15 by AbleBouncer: 8:04am On May 16, 2020 |
Education / Re: Did You Know These Things Had Names? by AbleBouncer: 9:26am On May 13, 2020 |
Quite educative. but that line in between the buttocks, what do you call it. 1 Like |
Travel / Re: Bayelsa Intercepts Two Busload Of Almajiris by AbleBouncer: 9:06am On May 12, 2020 |
they are traveling in a grand style, fully air-coned coaster and new one at that. Make Una continue as far as say Una dey cash out . Ndiara........ |
Romance / Re: She Is A Muslim, I Am A Christian. Should I Forfeit The Relationship? by AbleBouncer: 4:46pm On May 09, 2020 |
Teebaba30: Marriage be like toilet, who never enter is a hurry to go in. DONT try to justify the impending warnings. if parents no gree guy use ur head and WALK AWAY love no be everything in our today's world. where's damnnnnn niggaaaaaa btw |
Romance / Re: What Steps Should I Take To Get This Bae Laid by AbleBouncer: 4:42pm On May 03, 2020 |
[quote author=Casemiro post=89127616]So there's this this shy chick I used to meet in one shop like that, and I developed interest in Her. We exchanged contacts and all that and we've been flowing well on whatsapp. She is this church type and have been refusing to visit, but I was shocked when she agreed during this lockdown. Since no work for sometime now, she agreed and she has been in my flat for two days now. If it's others we'll get down to business even if they're reluctant a bit. This girl is something different, I mean why did she come? To discuss telemundo? I have tried everything in my head but she just won't release the cookie. like WTF!! I am a kinda guy that won't use force on a lady and I have limits to persuading a girl and even after resisting, with my sweet words and other tactics they give in. She doesn't want to leave and I am confused please what practical ways do you suggest to get this skinny fair Bae laid? I don't want tomorrow now she'll say I Las Las something must kill a man. But are you not worried about what is wrong with you, must you enter every vj you lay eyes on? Anyway sha Una never learn. |
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