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Politics / Re: Port Harcourt Refinery Recommences Operation (Video) by AbleBouncer: 12:55pm On Dec 21, 2023
I now understand why some guys were painting this lines as if their lives depends on it, kwikwikkwik, so because they rushed nd put on the flary means it has started operation ba. And who said this con3 go better in terms of infrastructure and maintenance culture? Dey play, Abeg make una rest and leave matter for matyres

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Romance / Re: Trending Video Of An African Lady And Her Elderly White Husband by AbleBouncer: 2:12pm On Oct 13, 2023
he's marrying her for someone else. This i have seen
Family / Re: Lady Heartbroken After Her Kid Sister Married Her Husband by AbleBouncer: 2:57pm On Oct 12, 2023
Na juju
Politics / Re: Tinubu Makes Undisclosed Stopover In Paris, France by AbleBouncer: 8:14am On Sep 28, 2023
Taylor92:


Does he recharge in France or UK?


Remind me Abeg

Abi the werey don change mechanic ni

I thought his mechanics was in UK

Must be a satanic mechanic
Romance / Re: Truth You Learnt As An Adult by AbleBouncer: 12:10pm On Sep 24, 2023
Telling your wife you are right can actually end an argument

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Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Gives Scholarship To Mohbad's Son by AbleBouncer: 5:40pm On Sep 21, 2023
Righthussle:
This woman really wan use this boy death trend

And how much did you donate ?
Politics / Re: They Put Something In My Food- DJ Splash Exposes Ordeal While With Naira Marley by AbleBouncer: 7:03am On Sep 20, 2023
NzogbuNzogbu:
marlain is too small to be Illuminati stuff.

It is more or less a drug cartel doing music and mixing it with fetish occult stuff.


You don start o, what does it take to be in the illuminati, baba you can enter from online sef, google it but I assure you, you won't get out till they are done using you
Politics / Re: They Put Something In My Food- DJ Splash Exposes Ordeal While With Naira Marley by AbleBouncer: 7:01am On Sep 20, 2023
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Politics / Re: They Put Something In My Food- DJ Splash Exposes Ordeal While With Naira Marley by AbleBouncer: 5:55pm On Sep 19, 2023
You can't eat with the devil with clean hands. Y'all think it's all about talents, do you ever wonder why many good talented musicians quit music, how bout those that have not been able to blow?

Malian records is more like illuminati head quarters in Nigeria, you only get in but can't get out..

And for many of you ignorant citizens shouting justice for mohbad up and down.. from who and to who and by who.
My dears the law is only for the poor and the justice system in Nigeria is dead.
I feel bad for mohbad and sorry @dj splash.
Becareful out there guys

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Celebrities / Re: Enugu, Oyo Radio Stations Ban Naira Marley Songs Over Mohbad Death by AbleBouncer: 11:24am On Sep 19, 2023
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Car Talk / Re: Will You Still Buy This Toyota Corolla Seeing This Done To It? by AbleBouncer: 7:05pm On Sep 09, 2023
SPAMBOX7:
Omo 300k miles is like traveling around the world 9 times shocked
Even the crumbs left in that car nothing go dey am again

grin
Romance / Re: Deleted. by AbleBouncer: 6:29pm On Sep 08, 2023
Ladyclara002:
Advice: Communication is key in any relationship. Try talking to your ex and see if there's a way to work things out, or if it's best for both of you to move on separately.
Are you Ok?

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Romance / Re: New Marriage About To Crash. by AbleBouncer: 9:44pm On Aug 09, 2023
Socratiz:
It is obvious that the debt he went into to sponsor your wedding is taking a toll on his mental health.
It would have been helpful if your response was supportive when he complained that he had to take loans for th wedding. Rather than since he was the one who wanted your hand in marriage, he was supposed to fulfill all obligations, you would have said you understand the challenge both of you are facing with the debt on you both, and you're prepared to find a solution together.

You'd agree that the problem is not only for him, it's for both of you. So the solution must come from you both.

My advice is you approach him and whether he listens directly or not, tell him you want to be involved in solving this challenge.

Find out how much he borrowed. How much he's paying per month. Let him know how much you will contribute.

Face this challenge together and you will win. Do not abandon him as if it doesn't concern you.

The situation is quite pathetic but this right here 👆 seems like a perfect solution, sit him down, have a heart to heart discussion. Apologize on your parents behalf and assure him that you will walk side by side with him till it is over. Again don't involve your family In your marital affairs at all, face it and it will face off. Good luck

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Nairaland / General / His Bosses Wife Threatens To Swear Her V*gina For The Husband If He Reemploys Hi by AbleBouncer: 12:50pm On Jul 11, 2023
Based on true life story.

Chief chief as I fondly call him got employed by chevron some years ago and his benefactor advised him to be careful with the man he is working with directly and I am sure he didn't understand. Now his boss was into shady deals and when he was caught, he asked chief to take the fall, owing to the fact that he is at the point of Retirement and that he will bring chief to back to the company after awhile with his influence. Well, after all said and done, chief agreed, turned himself in, got arrested and sacked disgracefully. Years went by and finally a golden opportunity came for chiefs boss to get him reemployed and another problem started. His Bosses wife threaten to swear her v*gina for the husband if he dares, owing to the fact that her eldest son must be employed instead and the mumu husb[sub][/sub]and who has no sense of reasoning on his own eventually bows to the wife's pressure and told chief off. His life, dreams crashed before his face. As a man he accepted his fate, went home battered and shattered and His wife being a good wife and mother consoled him and has been saddling with family responsibilities for years, but In the end the devil remains a liar, while God is faithful forever. Later got reemployed by another servicing with better salary. Enjoy this new level Chief to the fullest, God bless you and your amazing family, especially your wife. Peace
Career / Re: How I Decided To Learn Handiwork At 45. by AbleBouncer: 11:12am On Jun 02, 2023
Jennyclay:
Oga welder!

Reason my future man must have more than 4 businesses that are bringing in millions every month. I can’t settle for a welder. It’s not my portion!!!

May God help you struggling men.

Keep quiet there and stop sounding like a witch, I am sure your father has nothing and your brothers are useless. Men should avoid disasters like you cos whoever marries this one will die young. Welding is wide and very good career, my boss that doesn't know the job usually pay people to do It for him and sometimes rolls home with 35m and i am a certified sgs and eil welder,
Aside from other things I do. And God blessed me with a good and supportive wife who also stands by me.

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Travel / Re: The Underrated Cotonou (benin Republic) by AbleBouncer: 12:47pm On Mar 09, 2023
joyousever:
For real? A country that's highly underated even more than Congo. And for the fact that Nigeria, the so called giant of Africa supports them with electricity makes Nigeria more ridiculous. What a shame?





Nigeria is blessed but cursed with bad leaders. It pains me that other African have really left us behind.

Right now china engineers are building cement and tiles factory at badaguichiri ,refinery at tawa, what more.... dem get gold at niamey.

Job here is free and fair, unlike naija that's man know man
Travel / Re: The Underrated Cotonou (benin Republic) by AbleBouncer: 12:25pm On Mar 09, 2023
since13o:


Did you get Niger Republic passport?

Sorry for the late reply sir, it's been work o. As a construction man, I work 2o hrs a day.

No need for passport sef for all this african countries, I just dey settle immigration for checking point or buy ticket, but if you can't stand their wahala like me. Kukuma do ecowas passport, that na 15k and do your thing
Travel / Re: The Underrated Cotonou (benin Republic) by AbleBouncer: 11:57pm On Mar 05, 2023
Gatess:
THE UNDERRATED COTONOU

Since I was born till date, we Nigerians have always looked down on a lot of neighboring countries like Cameroon, Togo, Benin Republic etc.
Well, you are not to be blamed if you are among those who look down on some of these countries, even when we have not had an opportunity to cross border.

Well I was one of those people who actually looked down on most of these countries until I had an opportunity to sail round west Africa and the narratives changed.

Meanwhile I was completely marvelled the first time I visited Cotonou, the business hub of Benin Republic about 4 years ago when Patrice Talon newly took office
Two years after I re-visited, after touring round other west African countries. I spent 3 days here and without a waste of time, I concluded to relocate down to this place based on the level of development I saw, the security, serenity etc.

Finally I am now living here and I have no regret so far.

I will say this country is blessed with the best president who is working tirelessly to improve the living conditions of his beloved citizens and I am glad hearing citizens saying positive things about the president.

Things You Don't Know About Benin Republic...

*They have currently have one of the best roads/road network in west Africa
* The maintain law and order
* Security is good
* Security personnels are friendly and don't intimidate anyone. If caught intimidating you, he or she will severely be punished
" If you are caught in a robbery attack which involves gun, forget it, u are gun forever.
* Electricity is 247. No low voltage or unecessarily interruptions.
* Steady clean water supply by the government at an affordable rate
* 247 transport system cos of good security
* Night life is topnotch.. in fact their balling na night with street light almost every nook and cranny of the city.
* Amazing beaches with super duper fun.
* Nice Bilingual schools for your kids
*Stress free movement without traffic jam.
* Policemen scattered at every nook and cranny of the town to maintain law and order and not for stop and search.
* Drugs are only bought or sold at a registered pharmacies and not from quacks or roadside vendors
* Foreigners almost have same right with citizen and can't be treated anyhow
*Women are like egg here. Any maltreatment or mistreatment, you will face the law.
*Public school, go to sch by 7:30am and return home for break by 12noon and return back to school by 3pm to dismiss between 6-7pm Monday- Friday
* You can choose to relocate from your rented apartment after a month or two cos of the privilege of monthly payment plan
* Their money now more valuable than naira in black market
*This is the only safe transit route coming from other African countries to Nigeria. Of course you should know how that helps an economy.
*Internet is steady and fast but a bit expensive
*Pepper body no common here like naija
* ETC

Business Opportunities
From My Findings So Far...

*Tailoring is a place to explore especially when you sew English wears and Nigerian attires
* Sales of any kind of electronics which you can bring from Nigeria and Togo cos they are cheaper over there and expensive here.
* Sales of second hand phones and laptops, not forgetting their accessories too. Very lucrative
* Nigerian foods are in high demand especially areas where Nigerians live more. U go sell tire
* Sales of sewing machines(more of manual)and it's accessories are in high demand cos this is their major skill work with hairdressing.
* Phone and laptop repairs needs serious attention here cos most of the engineers are not competent enough
* Sales of motor parts/bike parts. Both are very good biz here too.
* Bilingual schools are still in high demand in some places including teachers.
* Transportation biz- As a naija man, u will do better plying from border to town, if you are a smart. As an okada rider, concentrate around Tokpa, Misebo and Beach, you will be fine too.
Those who are into okirika(2nd clothes, shoes & bags), it's still very profitable till date but you must have a good contact for you not to be cheated.
Etc


Let me drop my pen here for now. I will be sharing some photos of the places I have been to like the beaches etc . So stay tuned as we will be dropping more information to give you a comprehensive info about the country generally.


You are so right bro. I left naija for niger republic since last year, can you believe people don't know what is generator here, light dey steady and their money is more valuable than naira. Their highest currency is 10k
Just 1 leaf o. Come see technology

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Romance / Re: . by AbleBouncer: 7:51pm On Mar 02, 2023
I didn't waste time reading your blablublu, though I know you won't hear because she's opening her kpekus wider than any woman you ve ever met. but lemme quickly give your life a lift, My uncle married a woman the husband from Ibadan divorced and disowned the children, today he's fvcked left right and center. And it's obvious you think alpha males are fools. Mehn I hate simps, meanwhile puss*ies are sold everywhere this days, so erase this marriage nonsense from your brain and go make money. Lastly that woman might be an agent darkness sent to finish you up. ✍️
Family / Re: Should I Anonymously Help My Ex Sugar Daddy Wife by AbleBouncer: 9:50pm On Nov 05, 2022
I have carefully read everyone's comments concerning this thread but what baffles me is the number of unreasonable and unconstructive critism given to the op. My elders would say don't only blame the chicken predator but blame the chicken also. There's no one without a dirty secret. Yes the girl was wrong but who was more wrong was the man who enjoyed himself with tight kpekus and forgets to secure the future of the children and the family. Funny thing here is the odugwu is gone and the girl has become a woman and from my guess it's like she's blessed. @ the op you can decide to help them or not but however you feel see it as God using you to help someone else. Simply do it anonymously and God bless you

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Family / Re: A Lot Of Marriages Now Crashing Within 3 Months by AbleBouncer: 11:49am On Nov 03, 2022
Romanoff:
A lot of people don't know what marriage is about.

Societal pressure force people who know next to nothing about marriage to marry.

Some men think it's only to provide, have sex and have a woman to birth and raise kids that marriage is all about.

Many women get married just to be Mrs. No preparation for the journey ahead.

I remember before I got married, I attended marriage seminar, read books, listened to messages from seasoned counsellors like Bimbo Odukoya, marriage counsellors from my church and pastors whose marriages I admire.

These days, how many young people will even read books about marriage and it's preparation or listen to messages or go to seminars for intending couples?

If you like read encyclopedia or church hymnal back to back, if you don't invite God who is the originator of marriage into your home, just wait for it. It will crash

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Properties / Re: Fire Engulfs Mikano Office In VI Lagos (Photos) by AbleBouncer: 1:39pm On Nov 01, 2022
Dem wan break atiku heart
Celebrities / Re: Rico Swavey Was Planning The Relocate To The US, His Girlfriend Speaks(video) by AbleBouncer: 10:49pm On Oct 14, 2022
Evolutionlove:
One Spanner lost. Death Is Peace. Bye Bye..

When you die so shall spit on your grave

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Celebrities / Re: Rico Swavey Was Planning The Relocate To The US, His Girlfriend Speaks(video) by AbleBouncer: 10:35pm On Oct 14, 2022
Gbam...... At least now we know why the guy had an accident in the first place and that's why I always tell my guys to be careful with this entities called women, e.g the likes of rosrozz cos trouble from a woman can kill, and she will land on another man's p*nis in less than no time. Lemme me further break this down. Rico told her that he will relocate and because she's afraid rico will say goodbye to the relationship soon as he leaves the shores on nigeria, so attitude set in, she started ignoring him and all that and God knows how many days she must have given him the silent treatment. According to her statement that he was excited just because she agreed to date him and now that she's giving him silent treatment, he probably became sad and lost his mind and while driving he had that accident. I hope you all understand

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Politics / Re: Breaking: Sleeping Again At Campaign, Tinubu To Return To UK Hospital Next Week by AbleBouncer: 6:00am On Oct 12, 2022
Which kind wahala be this......
Family / Re: My Wife Suddenly Stopped Having Sex With Me by AbleBouncer: 5:02pm On Oct 09, 2022
Killbillz:
Chai body pains... meaning the other guy dey bend her mercilessly as a hardcore nigga lipsrsealed


Now this is really the problem.
So many look but only a few can see. Blessed art thou my guy, the side guy[ must have shifted her womb or scatter the kpekus.
Family / Re: Unfortunately I Am Not The Father Of My Fourth Child by AbleBouncer: 8:39am On Oct 06, 2022
UjuJoan2:


You know, he did something wrong too.

The wife was taking full responsibility of the family and fending for them when he couldn’t. And he got some cash, and instead of helping out like he should, he decided to give the money to his sister. Without his wife’s knowledge. How do you think that made her feel when she found out?

Used? Betrayed? Take for granted?

Clearly what she did was not done with a clear mind.

I’m not defending her, but the man should at least take some responsibility for what happened.
Women generally revenge in a deadly way. No matter what she went tru landing on another man's peniz and getting pregnant is unacceptable. He should separate from her asap.
Think about this deeply, you kept a pregnancy that's not ur husband while you are still married simply means if the other man did not disappoint her she would never come back. coming back now is just damage control but it's late

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Meets With Yemi Idowu And Toyin Subair In London (Pictures) by AbleBouncer: 7:26am On Oct 05, 2022
LegendHero:
Out of all the work wey Obituary supporters dey do on Asiwaju photo, na this one I like pass.

It’s Asiwaju mi Asake.

Badt guy
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Could This Job Of N130k Weekly Payment Be Real? by AbleBouncer: 7:26pm On Sep 23, 2022
What really pains me is that despite how woke I am my friend still invited me to ph, owing to the fact that he has a lifetime opportunity for me, promised me heaven and earth and sadly he is even scammed too so he is saddling with bringing more people. When I arrived ph he now told me the amount and was even so excited that I have made it in life. Another painful thing is that he has quit his job to this fallacy. I got to the office and the retarded idiot that was putting me through was just dropping punchlines, mehn this guys are good. Come and see how people filled the office such that I even thought it's jazz, omo come see how people are paying up with bundles of naira notes. I Sha told the guy I have heard while I left em alone with their preaching, heading back to my hotel room and hope to return to my base tommorow. Omo thank God for nairaland cos it added to what saves my ass today. The government should do something about this scheme before it destroys our youths

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Romance / Re: He Wants To Date, But He Doesn't Like My Son. by AbleBouncer: 4:54pm On Sep 19, 2022
Trustedapparel:
y are you forcing the young man to like your bastard son Didn't that. Your bastard son has a father ? Send that your bastard son to his father.....if you want to marry......all this virginerians with manipulative agenda self........

She should start by telling us the circumstances that surrounds the so called child's birth and just maybe we will be able to lend her a hand. Have gone through comments and mostly all this small girls on nairaland are the ones spewing thrash but this is the most sensible of all, have never seen any entity as manipulative as a woman. If truly you want something with that innocent young man who I think is madt for wanting to even have a tukunbo like you who's engine is been ringed severally. better send that ur child to his father before you go kill that man with bp. Meanwhile is the boys father dead or handicap, I am sure you cheated on him

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Politics / Re: 25 Years Of Marriage - Never Raised My Hands On My Wife - (Photo) by AbleBouncer: 2:33pm On Sep 15, 2022
If he tries it that will be his funeral.

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