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Sports / Re: Hilarious Notice Board Spotted At A Viewing Centre In Gombe (Photo) by AbleBouncer: 12:14pm On Sep 12, 2022
Anyways:
Wahala be like wetin again?

Tear tear pant
Politics / Re: COVID-19 Palliatives Discovered In A Warehouse In Osun 2 Years After (Video) by AbleBouncer: 12:10pm On Sep 12, 2022
Nigeria is blessed with enough and to spare. Walaiii apc government is just cursed with wickedness. Just imagine hiding food from people when they needed it most. All of them will die one and their wickedness buried with them
Romance / Re: Man Donates His Girlfriend’s Belongings To Charity After He Caught Her Cheating by AbleBouncer: 7:48pm On Sep 05, 2022
Generalkaycee:
Karma is a bitch, and as the old saying goes, karma is best served cold.

Very cold and mortuary standard at that.

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Celebrities / Re: Regina Daniels Counts Her Blessings As She Shows Off Her Sons (Photos) by AbleBouncer: 5:24pm On Sep 03, 2022
Danny50:
Because of money regina married a supposed grand father.

She simply followed her mother's advise and now they cashing out big time.
Romance / Re: After 10 Yrs Of Prostituting To Repay Madam In Malaysia, Lady Returns To Nigeria by AbleBouncer: 5:05pm On Sep 03, 2022
Blessedmercy8:
Don't worry, it's the same men that messed you up that will still marry you.

That is why I don't pity any of them that comes crying about paternity fraud because the way they too mess up other girls before finally settling down is just too much

Cant believe men can actually with their clear eyes be patronizing and sleeping with a public toilet knowing it's a public toilet. Tufia!

I carefully read what you wrote up there and it doesn't add up. It's obvious that you are very vindictive and at red alert so real men take not. Also obvious that you didn't read her narratives so lemme help you. She journeyed to an unknown destination and offered herself for prostitution. Wasted ten years that she would have used to better her life. I am sure some her mates have left her behind, just like you @blessedmercy would be left behind because of ur warped mentality.
Celebrities / Re: BBNaija's Angel Goes Braless And Pantless In New Hot Photos by AbleBouncer: 1:08pm On Sep 03, 2022
Is that her boobs or what?
Celebrities / Re: Eedris Abdulkareem Thanks His Wife, Yetunde, For Donating Her Kidney by AbleBouncer: 1:13pm On Aug 25, 2022
godliman:
This is what I call true love. Not the gold digger type asking if she can marry a man earning a 100 thousand naira. Financial Women every where, very shameful!

That has to be rozross. Don't worry she will end up with a yahoo husband

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Food / Re: My Experience Eating Amala At A Popular Eatery In Ibadan by AbleBouncer: 7:21pm On Aug 24, 2022
Omawumi17:
As a young hustler, I went to ojoo area in Ibadan to hustle
Luckily I was able to make 2300 naira profit
Excitedly, I took a Keke from ojoo to bodija and to buy some food stuffs from the profit. At all at all na winch
Unfortunately, the Keke dropped me in front of Amala skye �
I said to myself, babe, life is too short, enjoy small na
Na so I enter say make I spent 500 from the profit.
I saw people picking plate and a woman was scooping Amala into their plate
I picked mine too and she asked how many?
I said merin which means four little scoop
I moved staright to the ewedu and gbegiri line, the soup was enough for up to 4 persons
Next was the stew and meat line
I did not bother to ask the guy the price cos I thought at all at all meat ll not pass 500
I collected one bokoto
Na so I say make I pay money o
I handed 1k note to the cashier and he demanded for More
Kilode?
He said those tiny scoops I thought was 50# is actually 100# and since I collected 4, the Amala is 400. Mogbe!
Meat nko
He said the meat is 1000
Na so I shout o
Eyo kuro o eni damu o
I no want
He gave me the option of assorted 500
I grudgely accepted and ended up eating 900 at a go
Was the food nice? Yes
Was I satisfied? Hell No
Will I return back? Yes if I get sponsor
Did I get food stuffs, yes only potatoes and crayfish
Moral lesson: Always ask questions, no matter how silly
It's your girl poshscents Ibadan �

Moral lesson
Ps: I rarely eat out


The likes of rozross spotted. Scouting for life sponsor to milk dey. Better go hustle hard

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Family / Re: How I Survive On A Salary Of 95k As A Married Man by AbleBouncer: 5:08pm On Aug 24, 2022
Rozross:
I’ve always been fine, it can be deep if you want trouble.
I am trying as much as possible to avoid you but it seems you enjoy my attention. Here I am dm me lemme rest

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Family / Re: How I Survive On A Salary Of 95k As A Married Man by AbleBouncer: 1:46pm On Aug 24, 2022
Rozross:
There are rich guys everywhere, so don’t judge blindly. It’s like you want trouble? Thank your stars that I’ve grown up.


With this your entitled mentality, believe me you will be fine. It's not that deep
Family / Re: How I Survive On A Salary Of 95k As A Married Man by AbleBouncer: 10:04pm On Aug 23, 2022
Rozross:
And what makes you think I’ll ever agree to marry a man that earns 100k? You must be high on some cheap drugs. Well, from his explanation I now agree that there are women who can survive with such, they are very strong women and it’s not my fault that I don’t have such strength, we all have where our strength lies.Nothing like biological clock, women still get married at 60 and above

I doubt if any sane man will even marry you at 60. Me high on something akwaya? Come no vex me o cos I did not set you on feet in search of a man but your stup*ti. You wanted ready made and now it's too late, don't cry go to shiloh

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Family / Re: How I Survive On A Salary Of 95k As A Married Man by AbleBouncer: 9:30pm On Aug 23, 2022
Rozross:
Thank you for this explicit and detailed explanation and may God bless you beyond your imaginations in no distant time . This is all I ever wanted to get in my post. You really trying as a man.

You were so inquisitive about how to manage 100k as couple, now with the above detailed explanation you can now go and marry in peace before your biological time passes. Thank you and don't mention.

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Romance / Re: My Friend Married A Narcissist And I Am Now Her Emotional Wastebin by AbleBouncer: 7:16pm On Aug 15, 2022
The truth is, the op played a role in crashing the marriage. How can you be calling a married woman who is trying to patch her marriage anyhow consistently, is something wrong with you? Now you are playing the victim. Better marry her now that the husband has left her for you or else na thunder

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Romance / Re: I'm In Love With A Mad Woman : Am I Mad? by AbleBouncer: 5:03pm On Mar 18, 2021
I am not sure it was nepa that seized light on ur keyboard, but you just arogantly left everyone hanging on your last story, so i didnt bother reading whateva you put up there bro. But try

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Celebrities / Re: Reno Omokri's Wife Replies A Follower Who Called Reno Her 'Crush' by AbleBouncer: 12:26pm On Mar 17, 2021
BeeBeeOoh:
She's not insecured, she's just guiding her territory dazzol
From vampires?
Crime / Re: Nigerian Troops Neutralize Over 41 Bokoharam/ISWAP Terrorists by AbleBouncer: 5:49am On Mar 16, 2021
It is only he who creates a monster that knows how to tame it. Make dem go end am as dem carry start am
Properties / Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by AbleBouncer: 8:50pm On Mar 15, 2021
Kudos to the op. I practically saved the page so i can follow. I must confes that your story made me laughd so loud. But try to add em up as e dey hot, as the much suspense will reduce your credibility. Peace
Romance / Re: Twin Sisters Got Proposed To By Their Boyfriends At The Same Time. (video) by AbleBouncer: 4:20pm On Jan 10, 2021
sapphiere:
Congrats to the celebrants. God help me o. This year shouldn't pass me by.

eeyaa, you want marriage too?

Politics / Re: El-Rufai Demolishes Asher Hotel In Kaduna Over Proposed Sex Party by AbleBouncer: 8:10pm On Dec 31, 2020
hypocrites
Phones / Re: Lady Loses Her iPhone11 Pro Max: "Computer Village Is The Devil’s Workshop" by AbleBouncer: 11:19am On Dec 31, 2020
kheny12:
This lady just want to trend,that's all.

keep quiet

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Phones / Re: Lady Loses Her iPhone11 Pro Max: "Computer Village Is The Devil’s Workshop" by AbleBouncer: 11:17am On Dec 31, 2020
Keep quiet
This lady just want to trend,that's all
Celebrities / Re: Sexy Pics: Police Probe Nigeria's Leading Muslim Actress by AbleBouncer: 6:09pm On Nov 07, 2020
So instead of venting this Over religious hypocritesy on insecurity and all we are currently facing as a nation, we made this one a priority.

it's obvious that this country is irredeemable walahi
Crime / Re: Rice Miller Loses N188m Goods In Adamawa As Hoodlums Loot Warehouse by AbleBouncer: 9:23pm On Oct 26, 2020
[quote author=ODJ124 post=95371669]Ooo too bad...

I feel so pained and saddened by their Loss.... I pray they recover soonest ....




Thread seen...

Nice movie cover but with jagaban for featuring in it Walai e go bam......
Family / Re: What Do Some Men Gain From Sleeping With Other Men's Wives??? by AbleBouncer: 10:50am On Oct 24, 2020
The point is how did the landlord get so comfortable discussing with your wife till he asked her out? It shows your wife is not conducting herself with dignity as wives should. Only in extreme cases do men spontaneously sight a dignified married woman and tell her straight to commit infidelity.

Guy sense no go kee you.
little drops of water that makes a mighty ocean.
in other words, nothing just happens

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Crime / Re: See The Aftermath Of The Emptied Covid19 Palliative Warehouse Discovered In Monk by AbleBouncer: 7:57am On Oct 23, 2020
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Shey dem sweep the place nii

Politics / Re: "SARS Officers Can't Join SWAT" - IGP Adamu by AbleBouncer: 5:22pm On Oct 14, 2020
slivertongue:
so the igp knew SARS has been doing more harm than good but kept quiet. Adamu deserve to be sacked. he is part of the axis of evil in police


existing evil

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Romance / Re: No Honey Moon, No Sex Since After Marriage by AbleBouncer: 6:00pm On Jul 28, 2020
I once had a problem like this and it was embarrassing, imagine my wife being in the mood and my John Thomas will just flat like wtf. I totally lost my my respect I swear.

one day out of curiosity I met one Yoruba woman that sales agbo, I told her what happened couple with the stress I was going through and no thanks to covid19.

she mixed me some real wicked combo which includes the infection I have accumulated over time and sugar I have consumed e.g minerals and etc

my people of God the end of my story is I can go on and on without my Thomas falling my hands. I gain my respect fully now

please trado people in the house make una no vex o.

just trying to help.

we should try not to be too over religious cos it always ends in ignorance

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Health / Re: 626 New COVID-19 Cases, 649 Discharged And 13 Deaths On July 2 - (3308 Tested) by AbleBouncer: 6:18am On Jul 03, 2020
It's not that all bad, at least covid19 is owing us. number of new cases minus the number of discharged,
Las Las God no go shame use

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Health / Re: Corona Virus Cases In Nigeria Exceeds 25,000, NCDC Confirms 566 New Cases by AbleBouncer: 12:01am On Jun 30, 2020
Chop alone die alone
It's almost too late for una .
greed will cause us more harm than good .
UNA Think say Una dey do me .
We die here .

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Politics / Re: Chad Begs Nigeria For Electricity Supply by AbleBouncer: 5:45pm On Jun 19, 2020
We are just Carpenters but our doors are wide open. they will definitely Connect the power supply to them provided someone is cash out, while we continue living In darkness as usual..
Romance / Re: Can A Gay Rape His Fellow Guy? by AbleBouncer: 8:16am On Jun 19, 2020
ask bobriski

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