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Sometimes they'll come to school with melon and ask students to be peeling it.

Like my primary 4 class tisher. Lol

Lolz

An interesting peom from Sarang, all about the uncountable opharns around the globe and their struggles.

Link below, peruse and give her

https://www.nairaland.com/4394646/orphans-cry#65777997

Let's catch some fun and do some laughing mehhn.

wagazala:
Wish I could tell my mechanic this.

These guys are meant to know this but you see them redlining cars all in the name of testing. This annoys me all the time.

OP thanks for the tip. At least now I know it's called redlining. Used to call it 'raising'..

Don't mind them, there was a time my car was jerking in Benin. after servicing the injector if you see the way they were revving the car as if that'll make the car work fine only for me leave their workshop the problem started again.
Nigerian mechanics

*Receive sense*
Don't tell the police that armed robbers are in
your compound. Just tell them that YAHOO
BOYS are around in your compound with bag
loads of cash.
They would come around in less than 5mins
and see the truth themselves..

Magnifik18:
My dear...

Yes

Your business.
If u like born 1 million of them.

KevinDein:
Why do people like you call others hypocrites simply because they do not agree with the immoral lifestyles you support?

The word hypocrite is probably the most abused word on the social media these days

Perfect response

This drama queen again? It's surely gonna make fp.
Always trying to be relevant by all means.
But wait ooo is she using style to tell us Churchman is a one minute somebody?



One minute men right now?

Mheen this is funny, more like when you thought you have seen it all.

Lol

Ok
Meanwhile, I was in my range Rover driving
when I received A hot slap.
Only for me to wake up & saw I was pushing
my bed to the kitchen Mums Slap is Very Hot

Lol, this is surely gonna work.
What's your take?
The invigilators are on the trees.

DeckXavier:
my brother i've been noticing him for a while, he stalls on the ball much longer and seems to lose focus at some point, he did the same against man utd, we need a better defender

He makes a lot mistakes in his calculations as well

DeckXavier:
I swear, the guy scares me

Thought it's only me, and he was signed heavily. Couldn't justify the amount spent on him

This mustafi and errors are 5 and 6

The era of bbnaija, we hereby dedicate nairaland front page to BB Naija.

abeg anybody with solution to my problem?

I almost gave a Bleep, my problem is

Sarang:
Ike adighi m o

Okakwa nma na ike adighi gi, you know what I can do

Sarang:
Can you just get a life.. Husband my foot!

Isigini?

Let me check my late Grandpa maybe on that list this time.

My friend said that Arsenal's
hope of defending d FA cup
didn't last 4-2 long... Lmao

But did you forgot that's what friendship is all about?
Police is your best friend.

G