₦airaland Forum

jeromestarks:
Send this to her

"I'm happy you accepted to date me. I would love to take you out for Xmas and pay your bills as you have requested but I will need something too"

She will be like "what's that?"

Tell her you want to have sex instantly.
If she turns you down, turn down her billing format and end the relationship. Look somewhere else instantly.
If she says Ok. Fvck her and lock up. Avoid her and reunite with her after Xmas.

That's how to beat olosho at her game.

This is the way
(This is the way)

adeoyekay:
Sir please I need your advice

I have been toasting this girl right from April but she didn't gree. The funniest part of it is that she messaged me yesterday and called me babe that we get talk. The conclusion of the whole thing is that she has agreed with me but your topic now make me to Reason now if she has an ulterior motive because the first time she requested from me is how to make her happy during Christmas by taking out for picnic and pay all her bills

Does she have true love for me . I can't lie I have 🐝 sending card and money to her just to please before but she no gree

Ahhhhhhh,Boss.
Maybe the boyfriend don serve her breakfast or put the relationship in hibernation till January.
So she need new blood for this Xmas.
Put the love on hibernation till January,you have already traveled for Xmas holiday.
🔥🔥🔥

Benwallt:
Was UK economy not stable as at the time Obi closed stores and ran to Nigeria to swell from the lawlessness of Nigeria government over the years

See this idiot.
We are talking about our economy this one is still stuck on Obi.
Leave politics, election don pass.
Obi is not in power so cannot be blamed

AntiChristian:
150k out of 200M? That's 0.00075%!

Even if 1M japa that's still like 0.005% of the population!

You maths is incomplete.
These are the ones for USA, just one country.

doctore212:
Can one get cheap Olosho in Ketu.


Like 2k all night

Ahhhhhhh, the infection goove through any condom o.
Abeg don't try that.

NEPA!!!

airsaylongcome:
Lol! Nairaland dey really dey “downgrade” person. Me wey write WAEC 20+ years ago na hin you call “children”. I tell you for free that the family no fit do shi shi. Talking from experience. Lady was Igbo and my homie give am belle. Las las dem no marry. The father wan hold my guy pikin as hin own. He shock when we stormed his yard with police on grounds of kidnap. Na who no get money and time na him dem dey do that nonsense to. If you have the resources to prosecute and press charges, the girl’s family cannot do jack.

Sorry for my manners.
Let's agree to disagree.
I know what I know and you too.
I have witness it with a friend and neighbor who had similar issue,and I have heard others,but you know different.
We all no grow up for same location.
Sorry again.

Kobojunkie:
Lol... forget that rubbish tale they feed una for there. If the law worked as it should, those people would be considered kidnappers if they attempted to keep the man's kids from him in any way.

The one and only reason all those silly tales by moonlight you lot feed yourselves with persist has to do with people not knowing their right by law and the police remaining as it is. If not, those people would be in jail and it would be people like you calling for the book to be thrown at them for intruding in the union between the man and the woman

All these children ehn 😂😂😂
Even police will not answer you,if you come to report that issue.

airsaylongcome:
Lol....nobi only. He will not leave with his children? And police will not do anything? Not only will police do something, the girl's family may even loose complete rights to the kids? Who wan collect the children? The girl's family? I laugh. You wan say the man nobi the father of the children because he no pay bride price? Our tradition is a joke and is only targeted at people without money and/or power. That people decide to follow tradition does not mean we are bound to tradition. In Ibo tradition, when a woman dies, she's buried in the man's village. In my tradition, she MUST be returned to her father's village. So which tradition go triumph if girl from my place marry Ibo man?

All these children ehn 😂😂😂
Even police will not answer you,if you come to report that issue.

oluwaseyi0:
Which children? The one that are already living with him from birth?

All these children ehn 😂😂😂
Even police will not answer you,if you come to report that issue.

Kobojunkie:
Ever wondered what would have happened if the man had refused to pay dowry on that woman and maybe equally refused to bury the woman in the end? Would her dead body rise back from the death? Would her people not have been eventually forced to bury her?

Make una no dey let mumu of others translate into una own mumu abeg!

He will not leave with his children and police cannot do anything.
If you have a matured person around you,ask them irrespective of the language.
I have seen this multiple times,I'm not talking out of my a$$

airsaylongcome:
In Western culture, even if the parents don't consent and the couple insist they want to be married, they will get married. Seeking the consent is just out of respect. Nobody I'm the West is going to ask if you got the bride's pare rs consent. The only thing they want to see is the marriage certificate/license.

On the African continent, we are more conservative and try to go by the traditional style of paying bride price. But if push comes to shove, we can be legally married without fulfilling bride price rites. And nothing will happen. Abi you never see girl wey go get belle purposely to force her parents hands? It's a societal norm to pay dowry. But if you and your spouse not pay, society no go fit do una anything

I have seen a situation where the man refused to pay bride price, during childbirth the lady died.
Guess what,the guy has to pay heavy dowry and conducted a proper wedding celebration in order to bury the lady.
So,a responsible guy will do the needful.

VULCAN:
Ignorance is so costly and the ignorant are so loud.

A woman whose bride price has been paid but no registry will fall to the woman who has registry marriage and no bride price not to talk of the woman who was registry with bride price.

When it's time to travel out for visit or relocation, you will understand the importance of registry at the embassy.

When you die and your relatives come for your property, your registry married wife need only call upon a lawyer and things will turn around while your bride price wife will be forced to run with your kids.

Use your head abeg.
I never said court marriage is not important,pay bride price first,that's the first step.
Read well before replying boss.
You don't goto university without writing SSCE.

Kobojunkie:
Stop lying!

Lie to because of?
You no feed or clothe me,I no fear you,so I don't f***g care about what you think,why will I lie to you.

airsaylongcome:
Your "shut up with all due respect" is very insulting. Focus on making your point without condescending to insults. And I repeat, No where in Africa is a dowry mandatory for two adults of age to be legally married. On the contrary, traditional marriage, like religious marriages have no legal binding. Counter my points with points you can corroborate and abstain from hurling insults

Being legally married is second to being traditionally married boss.
Even in western culture, you have to ask the permission of her parents first.
In our culture, you have to pay bride price first simple.

airsaylongcome:
No where in Africa is dowry a must. It is recommended and highly encouraged, but if the couple both say they want to marry and damn any dowry, nobody will stop them. Highest they get cut off from their family

Shut up with all due respect.
Bride price is compulsory in Africa.
Don't mistake the celebration with the bride price itself o,bride price is a show of acceptance and agreement between the inlaws.
Imagine someone just take your property without asking for your permission and bought receipt to claim it as his own,is that legal in any way?
Don't let childishness and western culture deceive you my dear.

Icrave4u:
If you marry a lady via court wedding and you didnt pay her bride price are you legally married to her.

Bride price is a most.
Court wedding is a foreign concept and not compulsory.
If you want respect from your in-laws,pay bride price first and court wedding after.
You want to carry their daughter with asking for their blessings ni?

misreal:
I know you op,your hatred for the west is glaring.
I am sure,you were pissing blood when china visited the US.
You want to destroy anything Israeli or america.
Let me tell you this for free,if china totally annihilate america,I pity Islamic terrorism an Muslims because it is only in a democracy that you guys can be doing nonsense.
The relationship between china and america will thrive,because no one wants mutual assured destruction.

And you are shortsighted my man.
China, Russia will not engage USA directly and vice versa but the objective is to weaken USA to a point where their hold on the world will weaken.
USA are evil but china and Russia are no saints but USA has bullied the world too much.
Example is this LGBT stuff that hey are trying to shove down everyone's throat even when this has exited but government turn blind eyes to it to leave everyone but USA is trying to blow it out of proportion to annoy some people and if a government object to it,they try to destroy the president or country just to achieve their aim.
That's wickedness

Vischy:
"Your name is Dayo, My name is Yinka. But you're telling me to go back to Anambra because I support Peter Obi. The people who won elections are buying 120million naira cars. Dayo, you and I are complaining about the price of spaghetti and tomatoes.

Dayo, Am I your enemy?"

Those idiots no dey reason in that terms o.
They only reason based on what their master told them to,use religion and language.
Sometimes they even call white me Ipob,if you make a valid point,they start calling you Ipob.

kestolove95:
d bank

According to Appeal court "it's the money's fault o"

We move

michlins:
Do you know the best form of Bible, the stone Bible. Like stone tablets. It will come with more intentionality.


Nonsense!!!!

You wicked
😂😂😂😂😂

Jewessgratitud3:
Imagine... Responses like this sums up my submission which is.. 95% of Nigerian men patronize hook-up girls.

It doesn't matter whether she's an orange girl or working class lady, fact remains that's she's a smelly public toilet because every Tom and Harry can enter her; even a dirty disease riddled pig will enter her as long as they can afford her. So what exactly are you trying to defend here?

Anyways, person wey dey smell no dey perceive him own odour.

Na you know for yourself o.
I no carry you come

Quality20:
Many men are in the habit of sleeping with all these sex hawkers as if there are no good chaste girls around. How do these guys even cope with the terrible smells exuded by these dirty things? Of do they think that good chaste girls are all pretenders or what? I Reilly can't imagine myself or any right thinking person making out with a public hookomg up lady, its at the very least disgusting and very dirty

They are cheaper than having gf and besides maybe na fairly used hookup girls you dey carry.
Maybe na orange market you dey go carry your own from.😂😂😂😂

Chimarto:
Iran is the one pushing the following countries Yemen, Labanon, Algeria, Syria, Iraq just to avenge Israel killing of their nuclear scientist. That's why Jordan, Egypt, UAE, and Saudi Arabia is calm ever since the war broke out because they know the country behind the war.

Hear nonsense talk.
Israel is occupying their lands but Iran is concerned about a dead scientist.
Idiot in human clothing

Princedapace:
Hahahaha, Nigeria has very low export rate and high import rate, dollar will always be high!

E tire me for these idiots.
Simple logic them no fit understand.

benuejosh:
The hypocrisy of some Nigerians is just out of imagination.

When the Naira was falling, the haters and evil wishers of Nigeria kept rejoicing and condemning the country and calling the leaders very bad and unprintable names. Now that the naira is appreciating against the dollar. Nobody will praise the leaders of the economy again.

Some of this hatersof Nigeria just want only bad things to befall this country.
Hypocrisy will not kill this country. We will continue to stand strong and become victorious.

When it is good nobody celebrates and when it is bad they rejoice.

Any body with brain matter will know that it'll not last.
Nothing to backup this rise,it's just borrowed dollars that is sustaining it for now.
I dey wait for this current run to finnish then I go buy dollar.
Mark my words, dollar must reach 1500 by December,not a doomsday prophet but cbn didn't solve the issue pushing naira down before now.

Mrfeel:
All these propaganda to make people to rush and sell their dollars won't work, for CBN to release 6 billon dollars to strenghten the naira show the naira has no other source of strength , this is just temporary solution

All BATist just don't know how economic works.
They're praising Tinubu thinking that this'll last.
CBN didn't solve the problem,they just threw money at the problem.

CodeTemplar:
It is a case of the naira strengthening and not of the dollar weakening. You better sell off your hoarded dollar because once Dangote refinery starts local refining, the need to import petrol, diesel, and kerosene will almost completely disappear and that will strengthen the Naira. In my estimate. It could make the naira N300 stronger. The fear of the refinery producing alone is already sending naira up.

If you believe what you typed,that means you need help o.
Naira strengthening, what is Nigeria exporting that'll strengthen the naira abeg.
The fall is temporary at best.
Quote me by December.

happney65:
So why is he trying to bring back Ukraine? You know they have done one yeye referendum in some occupied areas where they claimed they want to go join Russia back. So why did they have to do all that?

2. You claimed Nato is trying to shove itself into Russia throat. So why don't Russia go attack Nato then. Why attacking Ukraine?

Why?

You see your analogy sounds dumb

Do you read at all?
Zelensky was attacking the Russians speaking Ukrainians in the Donbass region since 2014.
That's the main reason for this attack by Russia.
West deceive zelensky to attack those region knowing that it'll provoke Russia to retaliate.
Abeg read before you embarrass yourself.

a4cube:
When dollar go up its not tinubu fault but when it comes down its tinubus making

Aswear
When dollar goes up,it's Obi and sabotage