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Audray:
are you kidding me?...i think i'm gonna go to sleep now.

Lol aiit. Leave the door open behind you. I think MrCork wants in

Nubian999 what do u think?

Although Audray I'm a bit curious again, have u ever had an "experience" with a guy?

Audray:
Good. Now, first and foremost i am a frigging human being. My name is Audrey. I like girls.I DONT hate guys. I chat with people that interest me regardless of their gender. Chatting with a girl up here does'nt necesarily mean i am flirting with her. I hate the word "lesbian".It puts me in a box and paints me full with stereotypes. I am not a fan of FMF threesomes. There is no specific reason to my sexuality.I am just being me!. Never listen to Crazy stalker guy. Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you too

nubian999:
you derailed your own thread! see corky work his magic

Indeed

Admit it, it's entertaining.

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Audray:
Would you rather listen to the Crazy stalker guy ?

Lol, let's talk about you.

MrCork:
AccidentalGenius...bro can u see her message....truss me...this lesssbian hates males!!

Bro, she doesn't hate males.

Audray:
ok.little warning man.that guy is crazy and relenlessly stalks me and makes zero sense in most of his comments.Also now that you know i am gay: why the hell are you so intrested in that?

I like to pick minds. On the plus side, I've been involved with a few. In a 3way of course.

Each one I meet I always ask that question. I hope you'll answer

MrCork:
..bro..Audray hates men or anytin male...she only chats up females on nairaland....u can try yor luck thou...I still belif she needs a man..strong man to make her forget that lessssbian rubbbish...she all yours!!

I see

Princetolu94:
I'm in a distance relationship going to about 3 years. Recently, my girlfriend told me that she is sick and tired of the relationship because she didn't gain anything from the relationship and it's too boring. Pleas guys, I need to save my relationship. What can I do to save it

It's over. Move on. She's found someone.

Don't read my signature

MrCork:
..bro..u didnt no Audray is a lesssbian?...serrriously..there are now about 5 of them on nairaland: Durrent (gay), Audray(Lesssbian) & some other few ones like ellacute45 which i will not mention ther names (True Story)

Wow... That's interesting.

So I imagine these ladies have a reason for being a Lesbian? Which I'm very much interested in

Audray:
huhn?answer what? BTW your warning totally made me read your siggy...how devious.

Yeah. Works all the time. Tell someone not to do something, then they'll want to do it even more

MODIFIED

Out of curiosity, why are you a Lesbian?

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#D8BFD8]2) °•*Agreed.
...°•Yout absolutely want to draw her interest in YOU,whoever that may be.
....°• if your just showing her a good party/movie/show
....°Taking her to expensive places.
Showing her how smooth yer new hot rode is.
....°•°She'll know you all the flash man,one she can have a good time with
but you've likely not interested her any futher.[/color]

"Trying too hard". That's the phrase for it. Sometimes, it has a scent of neediness

Audray:
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Lesbian? Lol. Why? Can you answer that?

latinoKingdom:
Who cares When there are OLOSHO all around??

Fortunately, this is not just about sex

KingCheezyPuff:
..

Take your pink thoughts to my thread and drop em there

Pennah:
when the book women encyclopedia go show na

There's no need for that book

1) Always judge a woman by the way SHE ACTS... and not by what she tells you.

If she tells you that she loves you, but doesn't respond to the way you touch her. If she tells you that she likes you, but acts differently. Don't waste your time. Go by how she acts.

You have eyes. You are NOT STUPID! You KNOW when a woman's actions do not match up with her words.


2) Don't try to IMPRESS a woman. Rather, try to INTEREST her.

There is a difference! When you impress, you are getting a woman for the short term. The problem with impressing a woman is that you have to constantly think of new tricks. It's easier to INTEREST her.

The man who impresses a woman is a magician. He thinks of new tricks and the audience gasps in wonder! But after some time his tricks are for nothing. Then he has to learn new tricks.

The man who interests a woman is a painting. It is a beautiful painting that a person stares at in awe. And with each passing day, it is still beautiful. It is timeless. And all who look upon the painting know that it is GENUINE beauty.

Interest her rather than impress her. Impressing a woman is fake. Interesting a woman is genuine.


3) If a girl never liked you to begin with, your gifts, flowers, and chocolates won't do a DAMN thing.

And on the same token, if a girl already liked you, your gifts, flowers and chocolates are unneeded, because she ALREADY liked you.


4) Attracting women is all about SELF-IMPROVEMENT.

When a man exercises and becomes stronger, he changes. A woman takes notice.

When a man studies hard and gets the job that he desires, he changes. A woman takes notice.

When a man gets a rewarding career and gets the wealth that he desires, he changes. A woman takes notice.

When a man works on improving his own life and fulfilling his own dreams, he changes. A woman takes notice.

When a man focuses on improving himself physically, socially, mentally and spiritually, he changes. A woman takes notice.

AMBITION is absolutely attractive to a woman. And this is why a woman is intrigued by a man who speaks and thinks with ambition.

Some women will desire a man, even if he is poor, if his ambition burns in his soul. Women associate ambition with potential. A man with ambition is always striving for perfection and for obtaining that which he desires.


5) The only way to have a happy life is to develop one for yourself, then leave an opening for someone else to come and share it with you.

Neither of these two things is easy. A WOMAN WILL NOT FULFILL YOUR LIFE. You must fulfill your own life!


6) Observe the best salesmen.

There are certain salesmen that you will never buy from. And there are the ones that you do. Observe the best salesmen.

Observe the way he talks to you. What does he do? How does he act? How does he walk? How does he talk? What is his "secret"?

If you are a wise man you will learn from him. Watch him. Observe him. Study him. Read him. BECOME HIM.

Believe it or not, getting a woman is the ability to SELL. You have to show her why YOU are BETTER than the other men.


7) Know this rule about women: A woman who truly likes you will MAKE TIME TO BE WITH YOU.

A woman who truly likes you will never be too busy for you. Learn this now! If a girl ever tells you that she's too busy for you, you better understand... women make time for men that they love!


The right way to talk to a girl...

I think there is a lot of confusion on how to speak to women. Some people recommend pickup tips and pickup lines and things of the sort. There are literally hundreds and hundreds of books on the subject. But I've learned better. I've learned that it doesn't do any good to try to memorize lines to talk to a woman.

I've learned that the best way to attract a woman is to be interesting. Act like she knows you. Act like you know her. How do you talk to your friends? How do you talk to those who know you? Do you speak like that to her? Well, you should.

The key is to act like you know her, but you want to add a tinge of sexuality. You don't want to just be that friend. You want to also show that you have some interest in her.

Whenever I try to attract a woman, I act like she's an ex-girlfriend of mine. Just show a genuine interest in her. I talk to her like I know her. But at the same time, I show her that I'm a bit playful. I let her know that she is a woman and I am a man.

The trick and the puzzle of WOMEN is that they've been conditioned to hear pickup lines. They've been conditioned to think that the moment a man approaches them, they are always looking for sex.

But when you come up to women and act like you know them. When you say, "Hi"! And you keep talking to her like you know her, she'll feel a sense of ease and comfort. And that is exactly how you should make her feel. When you make a woman comfortable, then you have completed the most difficult obstacle of all.

PS: don't read my signature

I'll go with emotional dissatisfaction.

Women just come into relationships to be pleased these days. They don't think about the men.

As the saying goes... "you're all about her and she's all about hers"

MoneypassGod:
I like ur siggy, but wot does it mean.

Your demons are always with you at night. But she doesn't like to be seen. She's always above you while you lie down

BumBae:
But how will they knkw who want to take advantage or not

Mayb thats d reason

i think they should stop wondering if the water is hot or cold and be brave for once. You can never be so sure

I'm unforgiving but sympathetic. I think it's a nice blend

ladygudhead:
u r soooooo right.a genius indeed!
abeg take five!!!

its all accidental

That nigga smiling

Toks2008:
The person that you usually think about at night before you sleep is the person your heart truly longs for...


FACT

Wrong! It's the first name that popped in their mind when they read this

PureWays:
Yeah man...

"It takes gut to live in this world".. That's a nice one..

I believe everyone should acquire it.. A wise man once told me that: A man with gut has acquired 50% wisdom.

Well I believe ladies should stop sitting and hoping for a good guy and get busy.

At the end of the day, you attract your kind. You attract who you are

PureWays:
Having balls, for some: It's innate while for some, it's acquired due to pressure and circumstances but we all cannot be the same..

People with no gut tends to be manipulative (alot of women are), I don't blame them, they are just trying to survive..

I've experienced sheet enough in this world not to judge or put blame on people..

We are who we are, the best we can do is to blend in, work to be a better person no matter who you are..
Sometimes what matters is not the abilities (to be gentle, tough, brave, brilliant, strong) but the will to be!

"the will to be" well said. Very much well said

pryncexcel:
In actual sense, dey are nt suppose to do dat.bet eventually if a matured mind meet someone she believe is understandable, there is northing wrong for her to express her feelings. Cos to an extent, D appearance of a man tell who he is.if one is equally psychologically orietended she cn figure out a mature mind guy......

I think I'll agree with you.

MRBrownJ:
the answer could be that they cant really express their "sometimes" deluded desires/thoughts due to....
A) their UNREALISTIC beliefs that they are all that... aka unsexy donkey looking gal, with no manners or class expecting to be treated like a princess, just because thats how Genevieve etc are treated.

B) their FAILED golddigging state of mind that puts money before love and attraction... aka deluded women who would turn down a struggling man who lives with his motha, but who will gladly sleep with a generous man who lives with his wife.

C) their DESPERATE need to be pampered at all costs... even ungrateful women now think they deserve to be pampered. its a man job to respect women and, if they desire, pamper them, but such woman must FIRST give such man a reason to do so.

D) their LACK of making any sense... aka a woman who has absolutely nothing to offer a man, yet expects to be treated as equal.

abeg, the list for women is endless... but lets not fool ourselves, the Nigerian man is equally emotionally damaged... aka their worship for money above all, their selfish/hypocrite relationship towards religion, and lets not forget about their deluded belief that cheating is an African heritage. actually, on paper they (Nigerian men and women) are a match made in heaven!

A match indeed

PureWays:
It's not that easy bro, you know we guys can be mean..
Some still do though, but those are the ones with huge balls..

It takes guts to live in this cruel world. If you don't have that you'll have a bumpy ride. I like my lady strong, driven, open, straight forward

ItzTun3chi:
with me they don't find it hard.i never asked my ex's out,it was the other way round.i'd never spil out those 3words.its not most tho.but a little above average are just afraid of beinq exploited

I've met ladies like that. I like to associate myself with them.

You know there's a saying, "it's the fear that kills you first"