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shamo92:
This is the reason I said you are myopic...shey you are looking for who to Rob abi?Bank statement ke!your mates are looking for how to make the world a better place and you are here ranting about FAT women...shey that's your most important problem...oya,who your ranting don EPP?#teamtalkwetinnoconcernyou...Your mama slim u no get sister you no go mind your business?talktalk

actually you're the one not minding your business. He posted something and it's not his fault it describes you. Its your fault. If you spent less time online calling people myopic im sure you wouldnt be fat

Myndu44:
Keep quiet my friend!

Is op the one that cause their bad luck? mtcheew

tell him jhor. tell him to sit down people who don't look after their body need tough love and thats what the op is doing

erunzy:
Thank u very much dear. What's ur school name?

AUN, yola

Ezedon:
This wind may be strong one day in Aso Rock

The wind of change?

Is this disease the source of the vampire legend? Porphyria is a disease which causes extreme sensitivity to sunlight, an aversion to highly acidic foods (such as garlic) and causes the gums to recede, giving the appearance of sharp fangs. Starting to sounds familiar? Some experts believe porphyria offers an explanation to the legend of the vampire, with symptoms that are very similar to what is described in folklore.

If left untreated, people afflicted with porthyria are said to go mad; in fact it has been theorised that King George III (also known as the ‘mad king’) suffered from a type of porthyria. People who suffer from the condition can now be treated with regular blood transfusions however they will retain their vampiric appearance; although I think they’d appreciate it if you didn’t try to steak them in the heart.

Have you ever wanted to wake up one morning and have a perfect, smooth, French accent? Well that is exactly what’s been happing to people with foreign accent syndrome! Well, it’s not quite as easy as that; of the 62 recorded cases of the syndrome, all of them have either suffered a stroke, head trauma or severe migraines, so it’s not something you should be hoping for.

These people, once recovered from their injuries, have found themselves speaking in the accent of a country that they have never visited. It is thought that severe head trauma can sometimes alter how the speech process works and change the way you move your tongue when you speak, resulting in a difference accent. The effect is permanent and an accent can only be changed back to its original with extensive speech therapy, possibly taking years.

Did you ever think it could be possible to actually die from laughter? Neither did I, but the horrific Kuru disease makes this terrifying prospect a reality. Kuru is a neurological disease that infects the brain and causes the afflicted person to laugh uncontrollably, despite a feeling of depression. Someone infected with Kuru will also suffer from constant shakes, joint spasms and will eventually lose the ability to control their own body.

The disease is fatal and there is no known cure of treatment. The worst part of this disease is the way it is passed on; a human can only contract Kuru by eating the brain of another human infected with the disease. Tribal regions of Papa New Guinea are the only known areas where the disease is present, due to the tribe’s tradition of eating their relatives once they die.

If you’re bitten by the Tse Tse fly then you may become infected with this horrendous, fatal parasite. The fly carries the parasite which infects the body over a period of weeks and months, progressively working its way to the brain where it will eventually kill anyone who isn’t treated.

The infection is extremely painful and will cause confusion, fevers, headaches and joint pains; what makes this disease strange, though, is the effect it has on a person as they become more and more sick. Once in the brain, the parasite affects the sleeping pattern of an infected individual causing them to sleep during the day and stay awake restlessly at night. Eventually the sufferer will fall asleep and not wake up, slip into a coma and die. It’s for this reason that the disease is nicknamed the ‘sleeping sickness’.

Have you ever woken up and felt like death? Believe it or not there is a real disease that makes walking, talking people believe they are actually dead. People afflicted by this rare illness will be utterly convinced that they are missing internal organs, that they have no blood, or that they are completely dead. In some cases, these people also have delusions of immortality; if you’re already dead then you can’t die, right!? This has caused people to starve to death as they believe they no longer need food.

It is though that Cotard’s delusion is caused by the part of the brain that recognises faces not functioning properly; when a person cannot recognise their own face they lose their sense of self and assume they are dead. Treatment includes a series of anti-depressants and in serious cases, electroconvulsive therapy.

This disease is every bit as gruesome as it sounds. If you don’t like to the idea of a worm living inside of your body for a whole year, then don’t read on. The parasitic infection is caused when a person drinks water infested with water fleas that are home to the Guinea worm larvae. For a long period of time there are no symptoms and a person will not know that they are infected. About a year later the worm will begin to form a painful, burning blister on either a leg or foot and will begin to emerge from the skin.

A female guinea worm can be up to 100 cm long and it takes literally weeks to wriggle its way out of you; if that doesn’t make you itch I don’t know what will. Thankfully, cases of guinea worm disease have decreased from 3.5 million a year to fewer than 200

This is what a person looks like when they age 5 times faster than normal; the boy in this photo is only a child. The appearance of people with progeria can be described as small, wrinkled, and hairless with a frail, weak body and large head. Studies have shown that a person with progeria will have the body in a similar condition to that of an 80 year old by the time they are 15! People born with progeria rarely live past their early 20’s as their internal organs cease to function.

Scarily, the condition is caused by a random genetic mutation, meaning anyone could potentially have a child with the affliction; fortunately there are only known cases in the world right now, so the chances are pretty slim. Researchers are hopeful that by understanding this condition they can unlock the secrets of the aging process.

Some people complain about having to shave their stubble every morning, or pluck their eyebrows once a week; well imagine if you had the equivalent of a full head of hair growing all over your face and body. Werewolf Syndrome causes uncontrollable growth of hair in most areas of the body; some historians actually think the legend of the werewolf may have originated with this disease.

The condition is usually genetic and visible by early adolescence; however there have been cases where werewolf syndrome was induced by the use of hair growth products, so be careful what you wish for. Cases of werewolf syndrome have been reported since at least the 1800’s; many sufferers at the time joined travelling circuses where they were presented as half human half beast.

No, these people aren’t really turning into trees, but the reality is almost as scary. The official name for this condition is Epidermodysplasia verruciformis, but it is more commonly known as tree man syndrome due to the bark like appearance of the lesions it causes. People with this condition have skin that constantly produces scaly papules due to a hypersensitivity to HVP infections. These infections are present in 80% of all humans but our immune systems deal with them easily with no symptoms.

A Romanian man who had been suffering with the disease was featured on a discovery channel show; he had 13 lb of warts removed from his body including massive ‘horns’ which had grown on his hands. The warts began to grow back soon after and the poor guy will need 2 operations a year to keep the disease at bay.

That’s what a skeleton looks like when every bone has been fused together. This terrifying disease is also known as stone man syndrome; it’s one of the rarest conditions known to the medical world and there is no cure. The condition is caused by a mutation in the body’s repair mechanism that causes all damaged tissue to be replaced with a bone like substance. Any trauma to the body causes muscle, ligaments and tendons to be replaced with bone.

Surgery is the only way to remove the extra bone growth, unfortunately the trauma of surgery causes to body to increase bone production, worsening the situation. One man who suffered from this affliction donated his body to science when he died; at this point his entire body had been fused together with extra bone growth.

Whether this was a real incident or not, sometimes people stand as mere mortals in front of the gutsy wind. The force of nature can cause the craziest things, including make a person fly away.

Blokifen:
Seriously this almost happened to me when i went for holidays in cotonou.I didnt know the climate condition there so i wore a 'flay' skirt to take a walk with my cousin and the next thing i saw was my skirt flying up and down. I was lucky that street was lonely if not.........


It didnt get up to that level though......

Lol I'm sure you laughed at yourself later that day

The wind must be so strong in this area that this tree not only lost a few leaves but actually cracked in half against the pressure. Yikes.

Apparently, even the wind thought the grass is greener at the neighbor’s backyard and decided to move this lawn to a better home.

When the person celebrating whatever event this was thought about having chocolate fondue in the event, they probably never imagined the wind could possibly make it splash in all directions. The lesson is to never underestimate the wind

While Venus Williams was crushing it on the court, her outfit seemed to have taken a trip to another planet… AKA: It was non-existent. You can’t blame this tennis pro for having her head in the game and in the game only.

We have very few words for what’s going on here. In all honesty, this woman deserved what she had coming to her. One thing is for sure: the wind spares no one!

We can’t see the expression on the guy’s face, but we’re sure he had a good laugh over this one. While this woman did get the memo about being fully guarded under her skirt, that didn’t stop the wind from doing its thing.

I don’t know about you guys, but my mom always taught me that a skirt should be worn with a full undies underneath. Clearly this woman didn’t get that memo. In her defence, who cares about the wind blowing when you’re mid-shopping spree.

Unfortunately for this lady, not only has her dress been raised by the wind, but she has yet to notice it. In the meantime, people have already managed to take out their cameras and photograph the incident.

This guy perhaps came prepared for a chance of rain with this umbrella, but he clearly wasn’t prepared for what the wind would do to him.

This poor woman just couldn’t get her dress to stay down no matter how hard she tried. The wind was clearly not her friend when it drove her dress over her head, exposing her black panties.

Like my school, we have a rolling admission process.

To answer your question, semesters are rounded up quickly so admissions are necessary to accommodate classes for the next session

Women sha. Yes I'm generalising

rIaYoll:
I see nothing wrong with his opinion but He insulted fat women.

fat women. thats a collective noun.
he Wasnt specific.
its not his fault the shoe fits.

registering at the gym is only qbout 10 to 11k a month yet people are fat.
lazy people

rIaYoll:
You need God!!!!!

what does god have to do with this?
he doesnt like fat people. simple.
its his opinion.
people who are fat have themselves to blame.

what does your god have to do with this?