₦airaland Forum

na their way sha.


which region/state did it happen?

hahaha This one Buhari is runing away from his own shadow.

They are ur product and must not turn away from them when they needed you.
Saint buhari.

ifyalways: otele napu gi 'otele' !!!

Kedu udi nkpari bu nke a?

*ify + #Darfur = udo
~Maria -^toshman= nsogbu.

Find the values of * and #
Solve ~ and ^ .

Otele, i mekwara maths? Ebelebe igba.

1,* + # =ify & darfur
* =ifyomalicha ji onu egbu oji
# =darfur na agba...
total value of * & # = 'na onodu unu enwewago k.leg(otele)

2,*torch ga emecha nochia anya darfur.
*maria ga emechia buru nke otele.

Ana m ekele chukwu na Adabekee m mechara bia hug'o m warmly.

Maria congratulobi maka asambodo gi...je nke oma na ala yoruba,iruo ebeaghu 'another Torchman no na eche gi'


Mana kedu ka isiri fu 'egwu-agwara-ogwa' otele buru bata?

i hope u'll liky it

adabeke12: Ndi igbo nma nma unu ohhh!

jesu nwa-david.....
so,sweety ika no ya?,you no even ask of me,i've been dieing slowly but thank God ur back.

*ahu ebidogokwa mawa m jijijijijijijijijij....

na who construct those road?

[quote author=Osiris.211]The most industrious biafrogs![/quote]you no dey tire for tribalism?

mtseeeeeeew.

fukoff.

Another Igbo bashing thread that will soon hit frontpage even without a source.


Now, if truly this two fellows are nabbed because of the said drug offenceses,let them face the music.

Aburo m nwanne ndi ara.

mavinc4u: Its a shame dat d igbos who r d most tribalistic set of human beings in nigeeria

Abeg make i folow u laff jare.
NL di ok!

bayulll01: US discovered that Igbo and amaljirin are the parasite we they need to eradicate for the world to be better,oya!!round them up and kill them all

na wa o...igbos for parasite? for where?

Youngzedd: And Tailors.

kparaga sellers

Youngzedd: You wan make I tell u abi.
Use Lagos state check who beta pass the other.

Dey there this thread go reach 12 pages, just watch and see...

Always Lagos___which most millionaires are Igbos with fragment of other petty tribes,you can't underate Igbos on all fronts.

fear them pls!

babeface3: I prefer to be at the front line and fight baseless war for America than to join Nigerian Police

correct guy

afam4eva: Someone opens a thread to cause disaffection amongst Nigerians and the MODS assists the OP with his agenda by taking the thread to the frontpage. The funny thing is that the MOD is not even a Nigerian yet she has successfully succeeded in jamming the heads of ya'll.

Oh! some MODs are not even nigerians....and one of them banned me last time.

So,must yorubas and igbos fight on nairaland everyday?
Come to think of it,who is better than the other?

criminals begging for negotiation

infoscope: I saw this on facebook and it got me cracked up

Saw this on Facebook and it got me creacked up

NAIJA and The Hurricane<ömö Naìjá tó Båd>
What would happen in Nigeria if we are to experience an hurricane like the US East Coast is currently going through Hurricane Sandy? (GOD FORBID)
Imagine that 'Hurricane' is heading for Naija in 3 weeks.. First and foremost;
1. Prophet T.B Joshua will prophesy the hurricane.
2. The State Governors will hold a press conference advicing the people of the states to remain calm as government is working hard to see how they can tackle the situation.
3. National Emergency Management Agency (NEMA) will grant an interview on Channels TV and AIT saying that they are well trained andprepared to handle the crisis.That they are untop of the Situation.
4. The Federal Government will wait for the Hurricane to first land and wipe out Statesthen;
- Hold a day of National Mourning and Prayers and order the flag be flown at half mast.
- Visit the disaster location for a first hand assessment of the damage.
- Visit the survivors camp and share relief material (Mosquito nets, rice and Indomie)
- Set up a committee to investigate the Hurricane andsee how we can prevent future hurricanes from visiting Nigeria.
- Release billions of Naira (on Paper) for disaster management.
- Sack the Minister of Water Resources for failing to contain the water.
- Commend the State Governors, NEMA, Red Crossand other emergency services unit for their quick response.
5. The Senate will hold an emergency session and condemn the 'Hurricane'.
6. Churches around Nigeria will hold crusades and Programmes with Titles like 'May Hurricane wipe out your enemies'.. 'Calming the Hurricanes in your life'.. 'Finding the Rainbow in your Hurricane'.. e.t.c..
7. M.I Abaga will release a single about hurricanes.
8. Femi Falana (SAN) will sue the Hurricane, F.G and State government for their poor handling of the Hurricane.
9. CPC, ACN, APGA and otherswill blame the PDP and Jonathan for the Hurricane.
10. Jokes about BOKO HARAM claims responsibility for the Hurricane will go viral on Facebook, Blackberry Messenger and Twitter..
11. Many People will change their Blackberry Display Pictures to 'Hurricane Pictures' and Facebook status will read..Hurricane Tinz..
12. Nollywood will then start dia own... (various Huricane Movies)
NIGERIA WE HAIL THEE!
http://www.facebook.com/naijaedutech

What do you think.

dats naija for u

macjive01: Nice development , but should they rather not invest that money in Lagos ?

Why Lagos?
So,because my people likes developing other peoples land that they should bring this one to lagos?

Do you think we don't hav home=east?

Shollypopz: U are an id.iot!! U posted d video wrongly and u're here spilling bullsh*t about Nigeria, silly goat!!

Abi na billy goat?

otele: Toshman na ify
Ify iji style like aa toshman. And toshman is not hiding his mind ime Ify "something" . Ify achoghikwanu inyetu toshman "something" . . . . yet.

So lets make a deal. Toshman, since ihe Ify ka ichoziri now. And I've verbs asking Ify to recommend an Igbo asampete for me, why don't you, toshman, hapuru m Maria G, that way Ify ga akporozie gi final. Also Ify ya Wuruzia style iji fax-iara m Igbo Asa indirectly. Then I'll be happy, Maria will be happy too bc I won't run around with other women, Ify a dikwa happy bc ya na toshman matchiri onwe ha, toshman will be happy to bc oteela oji chowa iri Ify, evrybody is happy.
Deal??!

; Akuko n'egwu!
Ify akarika torchman,ma na 'onu' ma na 'nke ozo'(egwu ugwu)

Otele idiegwu o! ,ima ma Maria oga ekwekwa?

Muwa bu ana ele.

The fear of Igbos....

fvck off@op

who are you referring now @op?

Zeus I: A ragtag organisation of barbarian states which serves the purpose of cowardly-violence, and a grand dream of Awo and Abiola. 'O' for 'Odudua'(the mythical yoruba ancestors. 'P' for 'Peoples'(rifraffs actually). 'C' for 'Congress'(gathering of confused men).

+5000
thats what they are.

chino24: They should exhume..

After-wards he was a common criminal, who committed treason and genocide..

depends on what killed him,if truly he died of 'unknown substance',then it will be very difficult to found his remains.

I pitty that 'old hang' Gowon

What if they couldn't produce Awolowo now that he's death,one of his elder son must go in for him or his entrange spirit will be envock through Ogwugwu akpo okija


*abeg make them live the dead man spirit alone o!*

afam4eva: Brothers will everly be brothers. If we want to move our family forward, i will definitely invite him to my house but i will be careful so that history doesn't repeat itself.

hahaha Oga Afam de mediator, I like your stance on this issue only if our black brothers will hear and repent then the world will be a better place for us all.
Keep bulding the bridge of unity btw the two strange brothers.

Promoe: Fichakwa ihe a deghari ya o, hmmm, Maria nwere ike i je otu nwambe n'ebe ka anya mmiri ha ya na anya o.

lol So mbe na ebecha akwa?

Maria ji onu ya si na 'a' tuwara ya ime mkpuke.

Ify,so maka adabekee ka m ga eji baa force ebe m nwekwara alternative?
Ike ipa egbe adiro m,otu a m bugoro nwa fada

Kedu blackpikini now?

Nice one bro,you've captured it all but that joke section will be very had for comedians to do without.

Thats is Nigeria for us.