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Goldieluks: lolz..


abeg na wetin dey happen here?

We still dey wait who go declear this beer parlour open.

Everybody just dey tight hand. Nobody wan drop money for shayo.

Rocktation: Acidtalk don finally find hin calling. Pidgin yarns thruout today.

Babe e no easy oh!
Everybody must wise up for this naija. With the stealy stealy for every corner, we sef no suppose siddon dey look like mumu. Make everybody find him talent.


By the way, na even our babes dey show their true self, all these yeye small boys dey form.

slimyem: what's the fcck is all these nonsense?
Pidgin hurts the eyes for fcck's sakes!
i can't read any of these bullshitzz!

Pako baby like you.
No be wetin una still dey speak for una house?

By the way, this kin language style go pursue all these amebo foreigners commot, dem no go gree understand wetin we dey talk.

By the way, I hear say na pidgin you and your bobo dey take communicate.

Billyonaire: E be like the poster na pro-poverty

Bros yeh!
Why nah? Make person come out say no be so many of our ladies dey behave/think.

By the way, all that alomo wey dey your fridge yesterday, bring am out make table for full.

slimyem: what goes around comes back around.
Its as simple as that!
..and now,we know you hung out at a club with your friends and two babes today-irrelevant information!

Oh no! Not again.
Just gave a clear picture of how the scenerio went. Just posting the question would have made less impact. Or don't you think so?

By the way, we couldn't go to the club because she spoilt the whole mood.

Royal-VII:
Oh so this thread for the Regular English speaking people?..

..Oh OK.

Yes now you have where you can communicate.

Royal-VII:
Wer diese unwissenden Narren, der gegen korrektes Englisch sprechenden Menschen diskriminiert zugunsten der ungenauen Skizze schlecht codiert sein.


...?

Same To You.

Royal-VII:
..Pidgeon English?.....

Fhhuck Outa Hea.

Who be this village bush baby wey come here come dey form?

You wey be say na trailer them use carry you go city.

Waka enter BRT lane joh!

Beync: shior, na for my head u won get pot belly? All these drinks sef don reach to do traditional wedding for one umunna village in otukpo state.

Pray make you no jam irobobo man, na3 years house rent he go drink finish for one sitting.

annawhite: Shuo na so
See as all dis small small boys dey form meeting for we head
Una don do yahoo yahoo finish
Who no like beta thing

Dey find yahoo yahoo boys now.
You never follow read that story wey wan guy zoom off with one maga babe money ontop say she dey find free motto.

Shollypopz: So, for your mind u be female counselor abi??!! Abeg! if u no get beta thing talk, u no fit dey chop epa keep ur mouth buzy?

Epa don cost for we yard.
Even ashewo don cheap pass epa now for area.

Beync: My brother that shnap wey u drink dis evenin don expire tey tey, check the bottom u go see am. If owu dey woryy u, talk am, I no dey stingy.

Babe abeg I no mind. I go manage 12 alomo bitters, 2 shinapp, 1 keg of opa eyin, 1 crate of baba dudu aka the real man. And you go follow find 2 nice okpeke babes.

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millinmax2: My Brother i tire for dem all o..

All these Pako pikin dem wey one dey form.

Me sef wey grow up for banana island no dey form.

Nonsensical jagbajantis.

ijebabe: Acid, why do you and your friends tend to have these deep and sometimes depressing conversations? I dey fear hang out with you o!

What goes around comes around. Karma's a b[i]i[/i]tch.

I try to always be around mature and well meaning individuals.

Not like we don't usually have our share of childish acts once a while, but having a friend(s) who give you something to go think deep about are what I term "true friends".

We can't go to the club again as everyone parted depressed, but at least we sure all have what to get us reflecting on over the long weekend.

Dem don use 'forming' scatter all of una head.

So because na time for pidgin now all of una come dey form butty? Una papa.

Whereas na people wey grow up for Mushin, Agege, Orile, Ijora badia, Okomaiko, Akute, Abule Egba, Bariga and Ajegunle full here.

Who una wan come form for?

*WAKA*

After a very disappointing day by two big headed clients I decided to stop at a lounge on the island before heading back home to rest for the day.

Clubbing isn't a regular thing for me, but with this mood of mine I thought of it since my friends have been yabbing me that I am gradually becoming a reverend father. I called up a good friend of mine whose house is just two streets from were I was, informed him of the idea of going clubbing to night and before I could finish my statement vola! This guy appeared at the lounge with another male friend of his and two gorgeously looking ladies.

We settled down chatting after a brief introduction and one thing let to another and the age thing came up. After we guy innocently saying our ages, lo and behold it was time for the ladies to open up on their ages as well. With much persuation, the taller and damsel looking ladie said she was 39years old, while the more chubby one said she was 36years old.

In my mind I was like "what the heck and you both haven't married and with no kids"?.

Just then, one of them (the older one) opened up and said she was 100% sure her predicament is as a handy work of her father. She claimed while her father was young, he cheated and played with the heart of girls like he was playing a ball game.

She said her father's relatives, friends, and even his parent (who are now late) have adviced the children severally on going for deliverance because none of his 6 daughters (age range of 33-45years) have stayed in a husband's house from morning to evening. She said the 3 sisters of hers who have one kid each all had them out of wedlock.

At a point, she couldn't hold the tears no more and hard to burst out loud in her cry. We had to all leave the lounge as we were drawing attention towards us due to her cry.

In the past, I have heard of "No sinner of sin will go unpurnished". Either the one who committed it or his/her children will surely suffer for the sin.

This brings me to the question, fellow nairalanders, you being a player today breaking girls heart left, right and centre praising yourself of being a player, have you for once sat down to think that someone(people) will eventually do same to your daughters and sons.

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Thanks in advance.

nuattitude74: Chai ! Dem ask the babe which kain car the guy dey drive and she say NA HONDA CIVIC. Naim one guy say "HONDA CIVIC" !? " Dat means na AUTOMATIC na" ! Shuo ! See me see 9ja babe wey wan push-start Automatic car O ! The babe open mouth to talk but didnt quite make it. Na so she BURST CRY !

If it be say na one aristo give am money for her house rent now. After six months wey she don dey do bedroom slavery, now all the money do follow 'osho free' go.

nuattitude74: Dat is eh, I taya for 9ja babes sha ! Especially the ones wey dey enta any car wey offer dem lift. For Lekki Yesterday na so one babe begin hala for night " I HAVE BEEN ROBBED O ! OMG ! Ye MO GBE ! I'm DEAD " etc etc. When dem ask her wetin happen she say one guy give her lift from CMS and when dem reach Lekki the guy pretend as if the car get problem and tell her make she come down help am push d car to start. Na so the babe come down and as she try to push the car, shuo, na so the guy start the car and JOIN BREEZE ( to Zoom off, disappear ) with the babe Bag ! When dem ask her wetin dey her bag say she carry 298 Thooooousand Naira! People begin hiss mtcheww, mtcheww ! Dem ask her why she nor take drop to Lekki. She say na because the guy look nice and she nor expect say na ominla the guy go be !

Shooo!!!
Na wetin osho free dey cause oh! These girls like free thing ehm. If dem one go London and money for 1st class, dem no mind take free okada go there even if the journey go be 12years. All for free stuff

sexkillz: [color=#000030]It's 'discombobulate'. . .[/color]

Okay sir.
Next time you go talk say "na discombobulate". No english for here.

By the way, where for this earth you pick that english from?

nairawall: Whoa, this is so so hilarious. Nigerians are a fun people to be with no matter their level.
I just like this Farouk guy sense of humor.


Nothing will happen!!! Farouk knows it because he is privy to a lot of shady deals the entire democratic era (since 1999) has witnessed. Everybody within the government has a lot of skeletons in their cupboard.

Make dem try jail Farouk whether the entire government won't com down. All they can do is rubbish the report and not Farouk!!!

You are so correct.
Worse bribery scandals and looting have happened before now and nothing happened.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Smh.[/color]

Sango, Shopono, Amadioha and Esuwobata go hold emergency meeting on how to 'discombulate' that hand wey you use type that nonsense. You no sabi read instruction?

cogitoErgo: when is this video comng out?

Dem don priemere am for Aso Rock.

It will enter the Cinemas by next week and heard it will remain on US box office number 1 for 3 consecutive straight years.

The Movie Titles is :THE SHORT BRIBE COLLECTOR AND THE OIL WELL.

Florentine: Area.......I hail oo....I tro way salute......Una wel done oo....My warri boys,,una Bam wel wel......but ds one wen una dey yab we girls so,,,ee no gel @ al oo....Make una try put una mouth for Pit toilet.......

Omo babe, your head dey there joh! Nothing do you.

Na open ground oh! Make una too throway yab give the boys. Anybody wey no get mind, make e no show face.

I hail back mama. No kian!!!

OKAY LADIES MAKE UNA OPEN YOUR TWO EARS WIDE OPEN AND HEAR WETIN WE WAN TELL UNA AS E BE SAY UNA NO DEY UNDERSTAND OUR ENGLISH, WE GO TALK AM FOR PIGIN


NOTE :Na ONLY PIDGIN Make Una Take Respond.

If You No Want Make Amadioha Pay You Visit no contribute if you no get wetin to talk.


*No be every man wey dey drive car get money. Some of them be driver, some na their papa car, some na their friend car, some na their neighbor car, some even steal the car sef. Be careful make them no catch you inside car with armed robber because na only man wey get car you wan follow.

* Marriage no be by force, if man say him no wan do again, make una no threaten to kill am. Like that woman wey chase her bobo with knife enter police yard, now na kirikiri she dey chop meal.

*You say you no fit follow small boy. Shey you don forget say that aristo wey you dey follow today na small boy him sef be yesterday. No dey look down on those bobo wey dey toast you today, you no know wetin dem go be tomorrow.

*No be every girl wey stand for road be ashewo. If you open leg because you dey expect brazillian hair, Blackberry, Gucci bag, Prada perf or pocket money after the 'action' you sef be ashewo.

*try dey take yourself out small, even if na mama put. That way una no go dey order like Oliver Twist when him carry una commot.

*Dey try spend small for your man, no be say na just to dey collect from am una sabi.

*No think say all boys wey toast you come for marriage. We wan study you before we for fit talk of marriage.

*Man wey dey find wife no go take you serious if you put pancake for you face like drawing board and wear cloth like say the material no reach. Na only boyfriend you fit find with that kin look.
If you wan marry, begin dress and act like wife material no be like ashewo for allen.

*You sef dey try buy small small thing for your man even if na small body spray. Shame no dey catch you if na just to dey collect from am una sabi.


LADIES MAKE UNA ALSO FEEL FREE TO TALK UNA MIND BUT NO FORGET SAY NA PIGIN ONLY OH!

Floxyluv: I dont keep relationships any more, hence i dont break hearts and no one will break mine, it doesnt make me heartless, it makes me indepedent and conscience free, cos i make my intentions known to any interested person, either direct or indirectly. Being single is kul

Hope you will still find it cool 10years from now and not act like that 34years old woman who felt "used and dumped" and thereby chased her boyfriend with knife to the police station?

Just know what you are doing now. Not coming to tell us in a few years time that na your papa neighbor friend's sister pikin dey do you.

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...THISDAY further learnt that Lawan visited Otedola’s house on three different occasions over the bribe issue. On each occasion, he drove himself in a C class Mercedes Benz. Five video recordings, lasting an average of eight to 10 minutes each were made on each of those visits.
According to a source in the security services, on the first visit, he had lunch with Otedola where the amount to be paid was negotiated and eventually agreed on.

On his second visit, which was around 11 pm, he collected the first tranche of $250,000 and during the third visit when he came around 5.05 am, he collected the second tranche of $250,000. He was dressed in green buba and sokoto with a cap to match.
Later in the day at the plenary session after he had collected the second tranche, he got the House to clear Zenon as one of the companies that bought foreign exchange but did not import petroleum products.

“In the video, Lawan was clearly seen stuffing wads of dollar bills into his pocket, when his pocket was full, to the utter shock of all those who have seen the damning video, he removed his cap and concealed the remaining wads of dollar bills inside it and replaced the cap on his head.

“Nigerians will reel with laughter if they ever get to watch this video. It is on the one hand hilarious and on the other, shameful,” a source said.

Further investigations revealed that Lawan’s resort to stuffing the money in his pockets and cap was done to avoid arousing suspicion from Otedola’s domestic help who would have seen him entering the house empty handed and coming out carrying a bulging envelope.

However, unknown to him, a surveillance video camera carefully installed by the SSS was recording all his actions."


http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/police-detain-farouk-lawan/118035/

Arosa: I will be watching this case with keen interest. Nigeria I'am watching you.

Don't just sit down and watch.
Stand and act before these politicians sell you to the togolese.