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RuuDie: shuuuoo. . . .dis kain thin' dey hia na 'im una no come yarn me tey tey!?

me sef don tire for the plenty big-big grammer wey people dey blow scatter groun' for dis yard oh. . . dem call here "Dating & Meeting Zone" - a'bobby neva see single one dating wey happen for hia oh, you make mistake put pin, needle or phone, na so-so yabis dem go take pursue go back ya papa house; shuo. . .abi na only winsh dem dey meeting for hia!

If you go do mistake put pin, omo naija go use your pin steal your BB. Naija don back gan oh!

....And does the evidence in anyway dispute the fact from the Video clip that FAROUK LAWAN aka Mr Integrity stuffed dollars bills inside his CAP after all other pockets in his cloth were filled to the brim with dollars?

If he was really taking the BRIBE to rope Otedola, we all know he should have openly held the envelope because he doesn't have anything to hide or be scared about.

A Drowning Man trying to pull another into the rive.

A pregnant woman, Mrs. Funmilayo Ajibola, died last Wednesday in Badagry, Lagos State after being allegedly brutalised by her husband, Kola. The 30-year-old housewife had been a victim of domestic abuse for years before she died on the fateful day.


Funmilayo’s cousin, who spoke to our correspondent on the condition of anonymity, said Kola, a member of the National Union of Road Transport Workers, was a jealous husband who always suspected his wife’s movements.


She said, “Kola is a very jealous husband. My cousin changed her phone lines more than 15 times throughout their six years marriage lasted because anytime Kola saw a strange number on her phone, he would destroy the SIM card.

“Sometimes, if she came back late or went out, he would beat her. There was a time she visited her father and when she got back home late, Kola told her to pick between him and her father.
“According to a young girl that lives with the couple, on Sunday night, Funmilayo received a call from her maternal uncle and when Kola saw the number, he started beating her. He did not even listen to her explanation.”

The cousin said when the beating got out of hand, the landlord intervened and took Funmilayo to his flat.
The landlord was said to have told Funmilayo to go back to her husband’s apartment believing that his anger would have subsided but Kola was said to have continued to beat her.

PUNCH Metro learnt that although the deceased did not die after the beating, she started exhibiting strange symptoms before her death.

Her cousin said, “Although I wasn’t there, the young girl that lives with them told me that Funmilayo was unconscious for a while, making Kola to become scared.
“Kola rushed her to a nearby hospital where she started to vomit blood. The hospital refused to admit her because they owed the hospital some money.

“Kola then took her back to the house and invited an auxiliary nurse to come and attend to her but her health continued to deteriorate.”
The nurse was said to have given the deceased some injections and bags of drip.
“The young girl that lives with them told me that on Tuesday, Funmilayo ate some rice but vomited it soon after. When her health did not improve, the nurse told Kola that she could no longer locate her vein,” our source said.

It was learnt that when Funmilayo died on Wednesday, Kola took her corpse to the Badagry General Hospital mortuary and told the attendant that his wife died of pregnancy complications.
He was said to have promised to return but later fled. Our correspondent learnt that neighbours immediately informed members of Funmilayo’s family who then came to 5, Ilufe Street, Ibereko Bus Stop, Badagry where the couple resided.

It was learnt that when all efforts to trace Kola failed, his younger brother, was arrested by policemen attached to Badagry Police Division.

At the station, Kola’s brother revealed his location and policemen immediately arrested him.
A police source told our correspondent that the 33-year-old suspect admitted beating his wife.
“I am not a doctor but there were bruises on the corpse and there is no doubt that Kola beat her up and he has confessed. He however said he did not kill her,” he said.

Funmilayo’s  cousin however berated the police on how the investigations were being handled.
She said, “Kola has been beating Funmilayo for a long time to the extent that the landlord had issued them a quit notice for fear that he might kill her.

“Police should have invited the landlord for questioning as well as the nurse that was treating Funmilayo. Also, the case should have been transferred to the State Criminal Investigation Department by now,” she said.
When contacted the spokesperson for the state police command, Ngozi Braide, said the command would ensure that a thorough investigation was carried out.

She said, “Investigation will be done professionally. The Badagry Division has to conclude preliminary investigations before transferring the case to the SCID.
“Also, Kola will be charged with murder because all evidence points to him. It’s a clear case and there will be no cover up.

“We are waiting for approval from a magistrate court before going ahead with the autopsy and once all things are in order, he’ll be charged to court.”

Culled from Punch

You people should stop putting up threads on the front page that are likely to distabilize the country.

Boko Haram Doesn't represent Islam and are not fighting for the interest of muslims. Even Christians who are none sentimental know this fact.

Boko haram is more of a political implanted miscreants to distabilize the nation in order to attract self pity and easy means to divide Nigeria when the need arises.

Boyoorisha: I am not defending Farouk! This is like a police man arresting a commercial bus driver for driving on a one-way, there is more to that arrest than patriotism

If the commercial driver had not driven against traffic how will he fall into the hands od the (corrupt) police?

If Farouk Lawan wasn't an hypocritical criminal who have fried his entire fingers, brain and eye in corruption, there's was no way he would have given Otedola, PDP, media and Nigerians something to talk about.

They didn't put a gun to his head and force him to Otedola's house THREE good times to collect the money. He went there willingly and sneaking in the wee hours of the night. That's to show he was 100% aware of his develish criminal actions.

Boyoorisha: The whole politics began in the middle of the investigation and the poor Farouk decided to trade integrity for dollars(SET UP). Believe me, it is all politics!

And it was also a setup for him to stuff his CAP with dollar bills after all his other pockets were filled up to the brim.

Is sense actually common in the real sence of it? Because one can't just keep wondering why people will deffend others blindly even at the obvious glaring facts?

freeman191: so are we saying that if farouk had shared the money with them, they would have covered him up, but the only crime he committed in their eyes is that he chopped it alone without telling them, what a country.

As funny as it sounds, believe me that's their only annoyance with Farouk Lawan.

They felt sidelined and betrayed by him taking a whooping $620,000 and not even bothering to share 1/10 of it.

If the money had gone round, those use*less pot bellied old rogues would have deffended Farouk Lawan with their last blood.

Money is the ONLY uniting and seperating factor amongst these greedy politicians. Not the interest of the People or the love of the Country.

Money! Money!! Money!!! Is the only reason they wake up and go to Government House, National and State Assemblies, Ministries, Government Parastatals and Aso Rock every morning. They are not concerned in developing Nigeria or the lives of Nigerians, they are only there to keep enriching themselves.


One day one day sha, Account go dry. Money go finish, Nigeria go be like Greece. Then and Only then will the poor fat that feeding fat on the so called 'Big Man'. Then they will realize the damage they have done to this nation. They will neither have a safe abode nor rest of mind as even their police orderlies will gun them down and snatch away the little peanuts they can lay their hands on to keep their families surviving for a few days.


Funny as it might sound, we are approaching the Horror and disheartening moment in this country. Except these men put their fingers check and stop looting but rather start impacting positivity in the lives of the citizens, Nigeria is fast heading for disaster.

Billyonaire: Farouk Lawan has to be recalled and thrown into jail, and for those spewing bull about GEJ wanting Tambuwal gone because of 2015 ambition, I think you need to get your heads examined, is Tambuwal INEC chairman ? You need to look at the lawless north critically, this issue is not just a Boko Haram affair, there is totally lack of leadership up North, the states government and local governments are not functioning other than share the handouts from ABJ, its a systemic failure of the abokis, the arab blood in them is manifesting.

These type of comments are what keeps dragging Nigeria Backwards.

You shouldn't always go tribal and relgious in condenming peoples actions. Don't always generalize.

Bad leadership is all over the country irrespective of geographic location.

Bayelsa, Rivers, Cross River, Delta, Edo and Ondo are well allocations as 'south-south' oil producing states and yet none of those states can boast of 70% development.

Jonathan was governor of Bayelsa and till date can't point to one single Project he executed as governor of that state.

If not because of Late Yaradua's initiative of introducing 'amnesty programme' to the Niger Delta Region, the South-South would have been 1 million times worse than the North today. So don't think we aren't aware that the calm in the Niger Delta region is because of the billions of naira that leaves the coffers of Nigeria every month and spent on some low life greedy cheap rogues in disguising as freedom fighters (militants). With even a Ministry (Niger Delta Ministry), the region is still so far undeveloped. All because of the unending corruption by politicians entrusted with funds.

East, South West, South South are just as terrible as the North. Every region is only waiting for their own appropriate time to explode with their 'm*adness'.

billante: Transcorp is picking up! Even d shares is improving

How is it picking up? By adding a few kobos to its stock price?

Don't forget this people buy back shares to make the prices go up.

Transcorp is a walking corpse. They can't name one single operational business they have.

billante: Dats like a regulator also acting as an investor..double standard and unfair advantage if you ask me

I had long expected this sort of move from smaller parties but was surprised even the 'mighty' party was the one that made this move.

A Political Party needs to find avenues to generate money independently rather take taking out money from the Federal or State accounts to finance a political party as it is done in this part of the world.

But don't get surprised at this decision becase the party's current chairmen is one of the biggest and richest men in Nigeria.

Bamangar Tukur's business accumen spans way back in the 1950s. That man thinks, sleeps, and breaths business.

The problem is rathan than putting technocrats and professionals to run the business entity, they will politicize it again which will bring out thesudden death of the 'political company'

The national leadership of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) has concluded arrangements to take bank loans and become a commercial entity.

The party's National Working Committee (NWC), chaired by Bamangar Tukur, hopes to raise short, medium and long term loans from financial institutions to fund party investments and programmes with minimum risk. The party plans to invest in various sectors of the economy; and the NWC is to establish a holding company which will help negotiate the interests of the party in all investments. The party's Peoples Democratic Institute will also be placed under a holding company.


These steps are part of recommendations presented to the NWC by the party's National Financial Secretary, Bolaji Anani.

"The establishment of the PDP Holding Company Ltd is to hold and negotiate the interests of the party in all investment and business arrangements," stated Anani. "The party will engage in merchandise commodity trading and cooperative activities, especially during festivals, and generate funds for the party and provide for the welfare of members."

Areas of investment listed out include real estate, oil, and telecoms. "The party can venture into the oil and telecommunication sectors through ‘friendly’ operators," he said. "With a high degree of anonymity, we can earn reasonable short and long term returns if the venture is properly structured. We should be able to get needed concession and operator’s licence with some measure of ease."

Source: Daily Times

REALITY101: You just met these lady and bam they got into telling you stories of their life and family history? Classy ladies. I don't believe in nothing, nothing at all. Except make money, live life and die when it's time.

Like da spirit.
Keep it up.

Cuddlemii: @ Op, what club do you always go to that affords you the quietness and stillness to chat spiritual stuffs all the time. Very soon you would have a convo with a ghost or spirit that would show you her house in the grave. Just saying, you need to focus on what you went there for or get the deejay & bartender fired.

Comprehension and Composition in English Language were made compulsory in school weren't day?

Instead of being too eager to critisize, you should have read through the writeup again for better assimilation.

Cuddlemii: Anyways as for the topic, I don't agree. I used to have that mentality too but its a big lie. If you are prayerful and have a good relationship with God, nothing of such would occur.

Your tall lady friend should have gone for deliverance with her 6 or 9 sisters and all would have been well. I do believe in curses though but prayers breaks curses. When women don't get married and have gotten to that age of 36-40, its their own sins they are suffering from or their own mistake or they are just not wife materials or they are not wise or its just destiny(not every woman would get married).

If this theory was entirely true, then how come blood money fathers, aristo mothers, ex-cons kids keep getting married before the church goer's children. Your life's predicament is your own destiny, path and what was written and not your parent's sins. Your parents lived their lives, you live yours and to secure yours, you get yourself fortified with what you serve and believe in. God just made parents as guardians, at the end we would all atone for our sins by our selves. God can see who actually committed the sin and would never punish an innocent person.

Are you aware God takes time to purnish sinners. Their purnishment comes gradually and frustratingly.

Like life it, we are all entitled to our beliefs though.

Mynd_44: They told you their ages and you believed them because? They might just be lying to spice up the "talk"

Spice kwanu? No!
The guy that brought them is their childhood friend, moreover they were quite ashamed initially to say their ages.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Alomo ke? Na so una broke reach for this caban?[/color]

Oya bring money make I rush go buy am come.
But if I no return your money abeg no ban me oh!

Goldieluks: wetin be conji? abi you get stroke?

Ask sexkillz.
But make sure say na for open you ask am oh. If you ask am for private, na make you carry quadriplet for stomach na im remain for you.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]The posts i hid contained indecent pictures. . . If you want the thread to tow the indecent line, inform me and I'll move to sexuality.

Carry on. Na Heineken i for like take. . .[/color]

Wetin you do wey you wan drink heineken?
Even seun with him big head, if he land here na pure water and ogogoro we go give am. We manage offer you alomo you still dey do shakara.

Goldieluks:
abeg abeg leave am alone, no let am come lock thread swallow key.





inside where? abeg talk well abi you put toilet roll for mouth?







after you don sample your whiteys finish? shior.

And na true sef.

I hear say him stomach na iron sef. So medical knife no fit cut am open.


I no put toilet roll for mouth.
Na so my voice dey always sound when conji hold me.

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Abeg make una give sexkillz one bottle of alomo make hey go siddon for corner drink go. This one wey him dey carry kondo about they pursue people no pure joh!

Abi goldieluks, you go follow am go house go keep am company?

Another Okija: Where dat yansh wey I see now now?!

Commander sexkillz don hide am.
He wan go hide look am alone.

Sexkillz abeg no spoil the fun now.
People no dey enter bother enter here. Dem no know wetin dey happen now.

You just dey hide post anyhow.
Commot for here joh! Before I pour alomo for your big head.

Goldieluks: demon ke, i be nun.

see testicles parade, na your whiteys be that?.

The more reason sef.
I wan cast out all the demonic 'nunism' for inside there.

Goldieluks: wetin i go use wavelent do? take send you the money abi?

Money keh? I no need the money again.

I wan cast out the demon from your body. And I need to enter through down there for faster deliverance.

Goldieluks: which one be wireless a la wifi.na only bluetooth i sabi oh.
i no sabi wireless a fa wifi.

Make I put on my bluetooth?
I wan transfer some radiation abi shey na wavelength to you.

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Oga Sexkillz dey inside here! Make una no shout make he no lock our beer parlour.

190: Did anyone happen 2 see 190

I hear say 190 drunk sleep off for BRT Lane for ohodi.

Him body don scatter across lagos. Some part dey mile 12, some dey oyingbo, him big head fly go slave village for badagry.

Goldieluks: maybe the woman dey shout because the man na armed robber, you still think am now.
oya ask acidtalk, i know say that guy don spoil tey tey. go ask am he fit know.

Na Prayer!
Na Demon dey man dey cast out of the woman.
You know say when demon dey commot for person body, the person go dey scream "oh! Ah! Yeah!! Month gbe oh! Mummy!!! Ah aha ah!!!"

Goldieluks: Na ghana cedis and Indian rupee i get oh, i no sabi dollars or pound sterling oh, you want?

Ghana cedis get value pass nairan oh!
Pack am come make we use shayo

shymmex: I fit buy alomo bitters when you come my yard, iyawo?

Cheap boy. Alomo bitters wey her condo boyfriend don buy cartoon for her make she dey use am brush teeth na him you wan use deceive am come your house.

Goldieluks: Eyaaa na wa oh, i no dey drink beer, i for no mind to drop some bread.

Oya borrow me money. I go give you for end of month.