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.....and here strolls in the RE*TARD!!!

andyanders: I have been in that position before cos a lady I was dating had a body odor and this a lady that everybody appreciates of a mixed race of which the mother is Nigeria but the father an American.

I couldn't stand the kind of odor that emanates from her pu-----sy no matter the kind of deodorant I fix on the A/C in the room.I couldn't tell any of my friends what I was passing through but I quietly quit the relationship. I loved the girl but was not bold to have told her and I regretted this later because I suffered the pain of the odor while the relationship lasted. We were too young 20/18 yrs then.

Inshort na smelling Punny make you quit.
Omo, na real different strokes for different folks.

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Are you all dissapointed at his action and as such short of words? Or just ashamed that you vowed he will never do such shameful act only to be proven wrong?

Sir Jonse: I have neva had to tell a gal its ova until one very worwor otepu hang for my neck from my year 1 till I graduate. D gud tin was dat aside using her yansh as back up plan,her money and other bonuses also helped a lot. D 2nd one was my ex dat caught me combing her best friend, my people as I sharp guy I arrange all and i still proudly own shares in d yansh of all my babes till date.

Come again.

190: buffalo

Easy now.
Shebi na hear I say I hear. It was an open secret. Even City People carried it.

Floxyluv: That was harsh. If by quitting, you hurt her so badly, it doesnt matter to you? You must be one heartless human

Yes he is.
Heard he sold his heart to the Devil for a bowl of ukobi and chilled bottle of small stout.

He has no heart again.

inspirenet: lol

This isn't a funny matter oh!
The NASS members either EXPEL Farouk Lawan or we OCCUPY NASS complex.

ebera: I doubt if Ɣ☺ΰ‎​ understood d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ msg,even b4 I started dating him,I already had a blacberry.d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ same blackberry ave gt,witout his help.my family is well above average.all I eva wanted wz dt tender care.hw kan my bf of 1yr + nt even boast of contributing N1 2 my well being.dts absurd.I fnk ave gt my life back.

You really sound like a 21years old who is quite immature and naïve.

Didn't you realize your boyfriend was a student before you accepted to date him?
So from his little money that is barely enough for him you want him to buy undies, blackberry and even do your hair for you? You sure are in dream land.

I totally understand your plight of him not offering to replace your phone even though it was him you went to visit when it got stolen. But don't you also think you went back to your childhood lover to satisfy your 'hungry tongue'?

You admitted you don't love him in more than 3 places (give or take), but yet now claim you have rest of mind. Obviously because he is buying you things.

My Judgement is : you have been found guilty of 5 count charges on Cheating, lying, emotional deceit, greed and GOLD DIGGING. You are hereby sentenced to the world book of Gold diggers.


Case Dismissed!!!

*Laugh one kill Me*
Wetin we no go see for Nigeria?

Awon ole jakujaku.
Bunch of criminals in agbada.

More dangerous and evil than a billion Anini and Shina Rambo put together.

Amadioha go burn una yan*sh one after the other.

Barawo! Oyianra!! Ole!!! Theif!!!!

FAROUK LAWAN IS A CRIMINAL AND MUST BE JAILED

Honorable Farouk Lawan is one man who have been a member of the National House of Representatives since 1999 (13years).

A man who stands out because of his small frame and disciplinary and outrage tone on issues concerning the Nation.

When the probe of Fuel Subsidy Came up and Honorable Lawan named the chairman of the committee, a whole lot of Nigerians believed there was going to be an end to the controlling of the Oil and Petroleum industry by the so called cabals. This gave hope to a whole lot of Nigerians.

Each day Nigerians stay glued to their tv set to watch the probe going on and in weeks they felt a whole lot of corruption as been discovered and eagerly waited for the final probe report by the committee headed by Farouk Lawan.

Little did Nigerians know that the very same man that made 150million Nigerians believe he was upright and fighting for justice and ready to free Nigerians from the grip of the cabals was the masterminder of one of the nations greatest bribe scandals.

A man blackmailing one of the so called king of cabals in the person of Femi Otedola for the whooping sum of $3million.

Farouk Lawan lied and deceived Nigerians all along their his life is being threatened and bribes being offered to him, whereas he was the person threatening and demanding bribe from owners and directors of oil companies.

*Farouk Lawan lied to Nigerians.
*Farouk Lawan gave false information about threat made to his life.
*Farouk Lawan blackmailed Femi Otedola and other Oil marketers.
*Farouk Lawan demanding for a ridiculous bribe of $3million.
*Farouk Lawan hid the bribe from his fellow honorable members.
*Farouk Lawan denied the bribe scandals on 3 occasions in the open.
*Farouk Lawan misled Nigerians.

From the above, it is evident Farouk Lawan is a Crook, Deceit, Criminal, Traitor, Thief, Liar and above all, A Bloody Hypocrite.

Fellow Nigerian Youths irrespective of ethnic and religious differences, let all rally together and determand for the resignation, recall and prosecution of Farouk Lawan. It is obvious these men would rather enrich their already over large pocket than save 150million Nigerias from agony, poverty and bad governance.

Mynd_44: I don't look back honestly. If I leave you, you are left and I go right

Look bad at times oh!
'Cus the way and manner you left a broken heart might just almost cause a girl to go to any extent to revenge.
And trust me, you never can tell the length at which these ladies could go.

Billyonaire: https://www.shout-africa.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Alomo_Bitters_Medicine.jpg

Apology accepted with reservation, I need a bottle of Kasapreko's Alomo bitters from the coolest part of your fridge to enable me appease the gods of forgiveness via libation.

Make I run go buy am from mama ijeoma.
If I dare put alcohol in my fridge for one night, boys will turn my crib to a beer parlour over night.

Dyt: Can't find d back botton

Slamming your phone against the wall would have helped to restart it.

ijebabe: Lmao! You guys are funny. Well if there must be a fruit in my fridge then it'll be bananas maybe plums too

That just reminded me of my sister.
She can eat a lorry load of banana and still want more.

Mynd_44: If the relationship I am in is not worth it, I shift. What she does after is her business not mine

I thought the same thing.
Until her people and some friends wanted to give me name that wasn't mine.

At times it doesn't seem to be as easy as we think it is.

Billyonaire: Am sorry, if that was wrongly interpreted, but then again, poverty is choice, I chose not to be poor, so fridge and its contents is the post, and i hate to love it when you derail your own thread, just to remind me that you chose the wrong league to play in.

No offence intended.
Just saying you be chairman.
Come one don't always take replies personal.

I also will soon do away with my fridge and construct a cold room instead.

HEART BREAK : Have You Ever Felt Guilty After Calling It Off?

Ever since my ex girlfriend who was in her very early 20s and quite naïve tried committing suicide on two occasions because I called off the relationship I swore never to call it quit with any girl again in my entire life till I will die.

Don't get me wrong, I don't mean I will stick my head in the relationship and die in frustration. I just never use those words "let's call this relationship quit" or "I think I don't feel like I am meant for you". Words like that have long erased from my lips.

I will rather withdraw into my shell for as long as I can, and then my partner does the calling off.

Before entering any relationship I always emphasize on COMMUNICATION on whatever circumstance no matter how trivial it might even sound, I want my partner to always voice out so we can both know where we are heading.

Gentlemen and Ladies have you ever call off a relationship even though you know it was the best thing for you but you were made to feel guilty about it?

Mature Contributions ONLY!!!
Please use the "BACK" button to return to the previous page if you have nothing meaningful to contribute.

Thank you in advance.

Billyonaire: Do people still put water in fridge ? I thought dispenser is where water belongs. All I do is open the fridge and check what the lady in the house put there, close it back after stealing a little of what catches my eye. The bar is where i belong

Na una dey chop food of N3m per day now. So I won't be surprise if na COLD ROOM you dey use as fridge sef.

If most of us know all these things, how come week in week out we keep falling for this so called men of God's numerous tricks and deceits.

Like someone said, they just keep getting richer from our sweat and hardwork.

Doesn't it clearly proof these men are the worlds greatest crooks and fraudsters?

They are even worse than our politicians.

honeric01: He's not smart because he doesn't think he needs a fridge at home? some have fridge at home but always empty lol

Its a whole lot better being empty than not having at all.

dayotheone: for the fact that muslims grandfather are not build mosques,doesnt say they dont have death trape implanted in them....i notice sth that where ever musilm are there are bound to be high rate of killing, take iraq for example , if when xtain are not even there ,they were killing and cosing trouble,all around ....i conclude with musilm there is bound to be no peace at all .. And mr man stop jugding because you are even the most corrupt person i can see here

Was Adolf Hitler a Muslim?

Mynd_44: What if your BF does not have a refrigerator?

dont worry not all boyfriends are like you without a fridge.

Sell you blackberry phone and you can at least get a bed side fridge.

my-friend:
our youths are now seeking for miracle thereby failed woefully to work or think for the progress of this country. since religious leaders made the youths to believe that there is short cut to success. england is able to rule tho whole world because of education, we encourage our children to educate themselves not phd type that cannot predict where he want to be in the next five years.

You are so on point

honeric01: Occupy or dessert?

Na you sabi!

Beaf!:
The poster even forgot to add this:

Just read through that thread and how was like "what the heck" is wrong with these self acclaimed men of God?

honeric01: Nigeria is going to be better when mosque don't spring up from no where with some funny doctrines and also when you MUST have a history of "being" called to be an imam

Nigeria is going to be better when people stop going to bible schools out of frustration, when churches don't spring up as if they are banks and when simple issues are not spiritualized. building roads shouldn't be spiritualized and being financially poor shouldn't also be spiritualized.

Will i be right to say we should first OCCUPY our religious houses before thinking to occupy the streets to protest corrupt activities by our politicians and public office holders?

redsun: Criminality is a norm in nigeria.That is why the leaders are criminals,the police are criminals,the judges are criminals.While the clergies are top class deluded and cynical criminals.

Now if this is the case, will we be right to say then that theres is absolutely no hope of Nigerian getting better.

Ploice - the people to arrest crime and criminals
Judges - the people to see justice is delivered in the society to avoid people from being cheated.
Clergy men - the only place the truth is meant to be said and the fear of Gos instilled in people.

NIGERIA DON FINISH BE THAT!!!

honeric01: Is this post about Christianity vs Islam or about how religious leaders are not leading their followers well?

The bros couldnt just stick to the topic, i had to draw a vital synonymous point out to him.

PointB: Is Islamic fundamentalism and terrorism not due in large part to failings of (Islamic) religious leaders? And is terrorism (boko haram) not a major part of Nigeria's problem?

In which way am I derailing the thread? Is holding the Imams and muslim religious leader responsible for terrorism not as important as alleging that christian religious leaders have failed in their responsibilities?

Na wa for your sense of fairness!

Well imams are as guilty as their pastor counterparts no doubt.
but you are trying just too hard to take it like theres a religious war going on.

honeric01: I don't joke with fruits and water because by the time all other stuffs you end up using your money to buy starts sending you to the hospital, you are going to be needing fruits and water to cure them. the best medicine for the body remains fruits and water and the former contains whatever sweetness your tongue long for and the latter contains whatever liquid your tongue also long for.

19 years plus since i fell seriously ill nor been to the hospital, when i am not feeling "okay", all i do is take fruits, vegetables and water, in few minutes/hours time, i get whole again.

vice of yours.


BEST contribution so far.
I believe many more people will learn from this short advice of yours.
I take fruits everyday as well but never thought of stuffing the whole thing up with fruits.

Thanks for this once again.