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Family › Re: Things Never To Do When You End A Relationship. by acidtalk(op): 8:37pm On Nov 18, 2012

Goldieluks: Did you digest the post atall, or are you typing from nokia 3310?

A read it upside down from his Calculator.

Family › Re: Things Never To Do When You End A Relationship. by acidtalk(op): 8:15pm On Nov 18, 2012

lwise: @acidtalk
I like your write up but you forgot something.If you have determine to leave a relationship due to irreconcilable differences and reason best to you,please leave with all your heart.This is because you need to give your next relationship full attention.If you are in another relationship and you are getting closer with your EX,it could ruin your present relationship especially if he is the one that dis-virgin you.

Please don't get the message wrong. I didn't suggest you getting close. But I believe a text message once in 2-3 months wouldn't kill. Or a text during every holiday and national events.

Family › Re: Things Never To Do When You End A Relationship. by acidtalk(op): 6:11pm On Nov 18, 2012

exxell: Good write up! For that, you have earned my respect today. Whether you plagiarised it from somewhere (coz there is no source) or it came from your brains, its a masterpiece! its an article worthy of practicality..... Truth be told, I nearly had a break up today and I wanted to curse the girl out of this world over the phone. But this article made me not to. It redefined maturity for me. Thanks.

I don't do copy and paste sir.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Onila Will You Marry Me? by acidtalk(op): 1:32pm On Nov 18, 2012

chinedumo: judging by this acidtalk is saying that goldieluks is no virgin.. He might even be d one that disvigined her. I wonder how he is so sure of the state of her hymen

Me keh? No oh!
Goldie got disvirgine in primary two by her class teacher just in exchange to pass her Arithmetics. You know she hates arithmetics so badly and couldn't stand repeating common primary 2.

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Family › Re: Things Never To Do When You End A Relationship. by acidtalk(op): 1:00pm On Nov 18, 2012*

ITbomb: Okay but u didn't answer my last question .
How do I tell her ' it is over '

Throw all the blames on yourself how you haven't been caring and been such an irresponsible fellow to her. Women really dont want to have any blame placed on them. But first, the easiest way to call off a relationship is if your partner is cheating. The second best way is if she is very rude, nags a lot or saucy the 3rd best way is to rope any of the above on her and make her believe that's the reason why you are calling it off.

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NYSC › Re: Picture Of Corpers Being Punished By Soldiers In Camp by acidtalk: 12:15pm On Nov 18, 2012

Khaki pass khaki.

If na bus conductor or police dey harass dem now dem go dey shout "Don't you know I am a graduate?". Why dem no tell agadangodo say dem no go do purnishment?

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Romance › Re: Attending Your Ex-girlfriend Wedding by acidtalk: 12:04pm On Nov 18, 2012

Mynd_44: Mynd_44 is going nuts. That's sure

Politics › Re: Nigerians To Pay More For Fuel From Jan 1,2013-punchnewspaper by acidtalk: 11:58am On Nov 18, 2012

Punch just dey carry wetin we don announce since?

Fuel Scarcity Is A Plot My Jonathan Government To Increase The Price

https://www.nairaland.com/1051039/fuel-scarsity-plot-jonathan-remove

Romance › Re: Attending Your Ex-girlfriend Wedding by acidtalk: 11:44am On Nov 18, 2012

I have dated few nairalanders and I am sure they will all attend my wedding to this my wife to be who is also a nairalander.

https://www.nairaland.com/1106249/onila-marry-me

Romance › Re: Attending Your Ex-girlfriend Wedding by acidtalk: 11:39am On Nov 18, 2012

I may and may not. Depends on my schedule.

To enable you leave a relationship without becoming enemy with your ex view the link below

Things To Never Do When You End A Relationship

https://www.nairaland.com/1106490/things-never-when-end-relationship

Family › Re: Things Never To Do When You End A Relationship. by acidtalk(op): 11:35am On Nov 18, 2012

Good one there. Those are very vital points.

Family › Re: Things Never To Do When You End A Relationship. by acidtalk(op): 11:05am On Nov 18, 2012

Thanks dear, that's why I love you.

*Kisses*

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Family › Re: Things Never To Do When You End A Relationship. by acidtalk(op): 9:57am On Nov 18, 2012

Goldieluks: Yeah its much better here sweerie.

No matter how informative a thread is, once its coming from me they just find a way og burying it. I no know why all the beefing and jealousy.

Family › Re: Things Never To Do When You End A Relationship. by acidtalk(op): 9:53am On Nov 18, 2012

Goldieluks: Very informative and educative. Am endorsing this.

Thanks love.
Had to put it here because if I had put it in the romance, those saddist will toss into into the game or jokes section.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Onila Will You Marry Me? by acidtalk(op): 9:49am On Nov 18, 2012

Goldieluks:
Lmao with the way your going, I don't think your virgin antique would allow you to take her home to mama.

She has no choice.
I am giving her an offer even the rcihes woman (Mrs Walmat) won't refuse.

Family › Re: Things Never To Do When You End A Relationship. by acidtalk(op): 9:35am On Nov 18, 2012

Freeopod: Good post at the right time, thinking of breaking up with my girlfrnd soonest.

Please don't be arrogant while doing it. Be at your collest and softest moment.

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Onila Will You Marry Me? by acidtalk(op): 9:00am On Nov 18, 2012

Una be fool: The person obviously is a je... He or she doesn't know the meaning of romance

No he knows.
The sight of my name sends fears and envy down his spine. He feelsmy being noticed and popular will make him irrelevant on this forum.

Whereas me no dey do any competition with anybody.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Onila Will You Marry Me? by acidtalk(op): 8:51am On Nov 18, 2012

Goldieluks:

See him mouth like jewel. So onila don turn antique( virgin-museum) just to bring home to show to mama huh?

My love, it is not the way you are taking it. Even if she agrees to marry me she will be the one to be doing your laundry and cooking. She can't take your place in my heart.

Family › Things Never To Do When You End A Relationship. by acidtalk(op): 8:47am On Nov 18, 2012*

* Never end any relationship with the believe that you can never come back together. A couple in Australia who married in 1964 and got divorced in 1980 and remarried in 2006. Time they say heals all wounds.

* Keeping Malice or totally ignoring a former partner is totally uncalled for. If you both agreed to part ways, it should also be okay to exchange greetings whenever your path crosses. If all broken relationships ended in wars, there will never be peace in the land.

* You shouldn't always remember the sad moments after your relationships. There were wonderful memories you had while it lasted so don't fill your thoughts with only the unhappy events. A heart occupied with sad memories can hardly be happy.

* Every Secret shared in the relationship should remain secret. Remember that if you expose secrets of your previous relationship to others due to anger, people will be wary on sharing their secrets with you for the fear of revealing it one day.

* Sending a text at least to wish your EX a happy birthday, New year or any festive season isn't a bad idea. It neither shows any sign of you wanting to come back or you trying to be remembered it but only shares sign of Maturity.

* Never demand back any gift or favor you gave to a partner. If you were nice enough to give or render such while the going was good, be matured enough to forget such favors after it ended. Don't also go about campaigning to others the help you did it only makes you appear immature and petty.

* Don't go condemning and criticizing the mistakes and flaws of your previous partner to the present one, it will make them careful and wary of you because they know you are likely to do same to them.

* When leaving a relationship, never SLAM the door behind you because you might one day need to pass through that same door. Remember that every successful person today was at one point or the other someone's EX. Afterall you won't want to go back to someone who you have cursed, insulted and maligned to ask for favors. Or don't you know Obasanjo, IBB, Jonathan, Barak Obama, Michiel Obama, bill Gates, Warren Buffet, Aliko Dangote, Femi Otedola, Lionel Messei, Mikel Obi and every other successful people are one person or another's ex.

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Ladies Avoid These Behaviors And See Yourself Getting Married Soon

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Onila Will You Marry Me? by acidtalk(op): 8:13am On Nov 18, 2012

Una be fool: Haha who moved this tread here. Is'nt this thread romantic enough lol. All these over sabi people sef...

That's what you get when people will never ever be able to hide their jealousy and envy.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Why Do Most Companies Prefer Contract To Full Staff? by acidtalk: 6:53am On Nov 18, 2012

Sirdayor: In fact you've said it all, but it is unfortunate that our education system is yet to wake up to the reality.

No! Not our educational system but rather our youths. The System is someworth fixed while rather than the people being versatile, they have decided to remain fixed/stagnant too.

People will eventually wake up to reality one day.

I strongly hope this thread reaches frontpage so people can learn a whole lot from the reality of why companies now settle for contract staff.

Celebrities › Re: Secrets About Nigerian Celebrities You Don't Know by acidtalk(op): 6:47am On Nov 18, 2012

Chanchit: I pity all the people under Acidtalk spell, is it not this same Acidtalk that started a thread abt his father in-law smashing his laptop because he use to insult him on NL...? I know most of what he's saying could be true, but beware of Acid....!

Oh! You are my fan too I guess. Sit for corner I go find you gift soon.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Onila Will You Marry Me? by acidtalk(op): 6:40am On Nov 18, 2012

Mynd_44: If this make home page, I am finding Boko Haram

You better call them in advance to be on alert.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Onila Will You Marry Me? by acidtalk(op): 6:39am On Nov 18, 2012

onila:

Onila my Angel, in this case Words will be stronger than a million kisses.

I am anxiously waiting for your word.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Onila Will You Marry Me? by acidtalk(op): 6:38am On Nov 18, 2012

lalaosky: twa...*spits on thread*..

Watch as this thread hits the frontpage courtesy of seun and his band of myopic MODS.nowadays, onila and acidtalk names are now being discussed instead of relevant topics

Don't forget saliva has the tendency of making a plant grow pretty good and fresh. People like you go pouring urine and spit on your enemies crop not knowing you are helping them grow smooth and fresh. Thanks for the saliva all the same.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Onila Will You Marry Me? by acidtalk(op): 6:35am On Nov 18, 2012

saintvc: Onila, we are waiting 4 ur responce

She is shy.
You know all virgins are always shy. But don't worry I know she would agree to my proposal.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Onila Will You Marry Me? by acidtalk(op): 6:34am On Nov 18, 2012

wissezy: The guy is joking.

No I am not.
I am in desperate need of marrying a virgin.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Onila Will You Marry Me? by acidtalk(op): 6:33am On Nov 18, 2012

12 inches!:
9th to comment *dancing azonto* This space is for sell (sic).

Sha no dance am enter rail track. Shebi you see as train kill people for Egypt yesterday?

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Onila Will You Marry Me? by acidtalk(op): 6:31am On Nov 18, 2012

Delfino: And where did you get this fact from

Its clearly wriTten on her forehead. And for those who have sight defficiences, she ringing it into their ears to remember.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Onila Will You Marry Me? by acidtalk(op): 6:29am On Nov 18, 2012

Wislet: acidtalk, are you lacking topic ideas?
Or u want to mock the onila girl?
Garri people will soon overtake this thread.
Oya, 5th to comment. Lol.

Lack ideas knawnu? Hell No! That can never happen. I was a bestman to a friend who got married yesterday and guess what! He got married to a virgin. And since Onila is the only virgin I know in Nigeria presently I have to propose fast before someone snatches her away.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Onila Will You Marry Me? by acidtalk(op): 6:26am On Nov 18, 2012

Mynd_44: Acid, you need to check back into Yaba left. Seems you are not completely well afterall

They had to discharge me when there was an extremely urgent need to accomodate you. You know there was only a vacant slot left and you had to occupy it.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Onila Will You Marry Me? by acidtalk(op): 6:23am On Nov 18, 2012

Goldieluks: Is this coming from you? Like seriously?

No one and I repeat no one can ever take your place. Just doing this to satisfy mama's wish of brining home a virgin. After 2 weeks you will surely take your rightful position.

You are my one and only imcaparable jewel of inestimable value.

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