If you want sex say so. You don't have to do the celebating thing to make yourself look Good. It only make you a cheap lier.


U have been celebating, when there were lots of boys you did not get urge. Soon as there was lock down with no boys in sight. You suddenly feel urge.

How about we say it this way. You were never celebating.you live to fuckkk the lock down with no access to boys make the urge higher.

Just less than 5days to lockdown and your celebating spirit is deing. Just 5days.

Celebations is like sex fasting. You don't just feel urge if you use to it. It's a program. You already adjust to. So my dear is either you using the term loosely or you can't stay without sex for a long time.

Celebating ko. Only five days of lockdown and you are complaining of sex.

Messi is ubermam ( beyond man)

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
isoright


My nigggar
Slow down
It is normal
If mugu fall guy man go chop!
Ring road for Benin city worse. Fake fake things them dey sell. If care is not taken You fit buy new phone for ring road and later realize say na old and used phone and na toothpaste like close up them take gum inside
Let me tell you a secret niggarrr
Humans na scam naturally( the criminality in every human can not be over emphasized)
Nothing like honest money in the world
Just that African own bad
And Nigerians are worse

I know alot of people will insult me
But no problem
Am a realist
Realism over visionary thought anyday anytime twice on Saturday

We are all scam yes! But some don't delight in it, Hence they put in extra work to stop themselves. There are those probably like you who try to justify it and so it becomes OK for the wrong to persist.

Nigeria think they t have to sacrifice just two weeks of their life and the desease will be off and they will be back to normal.

It will then shock them to know that after two weeks they may still be in lockdown

This is when the real complaining will.start.

"We gave you the two weeks you ask"...t"this government is never sincere"

Lol nigerians#

NextD18:
Audio arrest!

Show us the pictures and videos of them arrested and handcuffed. We want to see it.

Liars!!!

Only a stoopid person will believe a Northern and Muslim man in Nigeria will be arrested for expressing his natural vile, devilish and violent-induced/prone traits towards the Southerners.

At the top of the military hierarchy are still people who wish to express the integrity of the military. That guy statement is way out of line. He insulted the name of the military more than he insulted warri.no high ranking miltary officer will accept part of that. What do you mean rape women and effect them with h.iv?. Imagine! and then you show your face. So that people can think of the military as a cabal of uncivilize babarians.

They are trying to reduce tension.not excalate it people.

There is nothing so NASA scientific about making a face mask. Just that our elites are the problem. They just don't believe in the country anymore.

Imagine something one small Chinese man will be producing in one corner of his house with his wife and two children as manager. But as long as the tag read "China import". We will be fine. It's a psych problem. Sometimes politics. Sometime human nature of envy.

Imagine innoSan is making vehicles while some are busy fighting him. Pioneer as far this country is concern. Yet they are fighting him.

Na before I dream of white girls. But as my nature start to kick in and all the radical negros gene starts to overide orientation, I just can't help falling for black girls. I mean the blacker ( not darker oo or brown no..no! That one na english).Ithe blacker the better.

Bleaching girls. God forbid!

zabuur:


U don't even understand d situation. Czech republic way. Oyo state people would start borrowing masks now like borrowing salt from neighbour. U need to understand ur environment b4 making laws. Not copying from another environment with entirely different orientation and culture

Many of una go fail tire for school..most times the answer DE inside the question.

Him say they are thinking of working with local producer to produce face mask locally in the event of such laws. That is if that rout is taking. So no one will be borrowing like salt.

That's a thinking mind right there exploring all rout.

sammyj:
This man lacks deep thinking or does this implies that all Oyo state residents are already infected or sick Because from a professional point of views and recommendations from WHO and CDC only medical personnel and sick people should be wearing face masks!!

Before you insult try to think. Why do doctors wear face mask.what is the end purpose of a face mask.?

Egoveen:
SIR STOP SMOKING SYNTHETIC CANNABIS A K A COLORADO.

Start by asking sir do you smoke?

You can't be over there and be so sure if I smoke down here. You may end up sounding like the smoker.

Egoveen:
SIR STOP SMOKING SYNTHETIC CANNABIS A K A COLORADO.

I don't smoke.

Bacteriologist:
Wake up and smell the coffe, people. God does not exist.

We are alone in this world. It's 100% our responsibility.

This virus is our cross to bear. Religion cannot do shït. FICTION cannot fix REALITY and times like these prove it.

Enlightenment is killing God- neistzche

DarkJeddi:

Fornication is sex outside the confines of marriage..

Does such a vow or promise equate to marriage?

In other words,all you need to be married and enjoy sex is a proposal and an engagement?

What is marriage is what you need to ask yourself. What do we me when we say wedding Of a man and woman?

Danniedpastor:






Ahhhhh! Who propounded this theory? Your second paragraph would lead someone to hell.

It won't and it's not a thoery. It's the word of God as should be.

KingAzubuike:
Same idiots that beat up taskforce officials yesterday must have felt they could take their game to a whole new level by confronting and challenging a soldier. Well ,you can kill him but just know that when you're back to your senses, it's an action you'll regret forever.

You kill one, they come back with a thousands and everything in that community will pay for it. Not even the houseflies will be spared.

By the way something about these warri people is that the slogan "warri no dey carry last" has gotten into their heads for so many years. Reason why they always try to form baddoo /gangster in anything. They never jam yet.

Modified Update

The soldier was eventually killed. I won't pity this people at all if the situation gets messier.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B-ejef7AshL/?igshid=1liz2ea84okik

Guy quiet if you no get anything talk..na this country soldier go wipe you you go calm. No be say you know know say him wrong but fear no let you retaliate. Fela talk am my people fear too much. You be coward. No blame the once we try to retaliate..na person pikin die so. That sodier you no go see am again. No court case no compensation no nothing.


If na your brother your eye for Don red with anger. Corona sef weh make them bring sodier out na only 2death. You weh come out just now Don kill one.

benji93:
En, marry in spirit Ke. Wetin Professor no go see for Nairaland. What if the guy dig well, but no reach water, wetin hin go do then? Divorce out of spirit?

What if the guy dig well see water? no de use e no go be take de start reason. If your e go be, strong pass your e no go be.,you fit carry go!. na your own be that. He Don de your body anything you see take am like that.shaking no de inside.

But before person DE dig well him go first observe the ground well .no be every ground DE carry water and some ground self the water no good for use. but if you try observe well you go know the one weh carry water or him water go good.

Nobody wants to believe the virus is a natural occurrence. Everyone one believe China is launching biological weapon against the world.

But when this is over we will all want to do business with China no conspiracy then.

When one is down is when he really know his true friends. Even the ones you help(africans) may still have something negative to say about you.

You dating him am sure aside money he has other good attributes.

You women always want a perfect man with all imaginary qualities. Me i hardly give if you don't ask me directly. Am not conscious like that. Some think it's stingy but if I need something I will ask you directly. I dont assume you know my need.

If you have not ask him directly you don't know for sure if he is stingy. Giving is an experssion of love not love itself.

So worry if he loves you.some give all the gift in the world just to access pussyy. onces they hit they run.

King44:
you better don't follow this advice, bro you are the one dating her she is not dating you, telling her all that would make her upgrade her cheating skills it is better u dont her when you have your chance

That guy came to her as a stranger. But truth was that he was not.he blind side her. He already knew her.

Meaning he will leverage on certain aspect of that to gain access to her person. It's not fair to call himself a stranger. That said love is love. It was the guy that claim love. And live don't just summit..unless it's weak version like.

benji93:
En, marry in spirit Ke. Wetin Professor no go see for Nairaland. What if the guy dig well, but no reach water, wetin hin go do then? Divorce out of spirit?

No be only desert them for de fail to see water and somtimes even the ocean give us salt water we no fit drink. But for everything we bless God.

So before we start to dig well we always get HOPE.

No be my young ones oo. The young ones urge pass the old ones my brothers.

If them near the money. Only the money DE gum them cus the force already too strong.


In other words, them like money die.

Tell her you were the guy chatting her you add a new twist to everything. You were probably too boring or sleepy for her anyway.

Women love twist. Play around it. But you not going anywhere. You already said you going to see her parents and that's it. Now she know anywhere she goes you will find her. That's love.

Bobbyfreshhh:



Ode since you don't have money to stockpile why not stick to your garri and salt
Why quoting me

Garri and salt.They don't need preservation ?. Smart me.

But the perishable needed. And the country is unreliable yet you got them in large number. I dont think.you are very intelligent. Did you panic? Or you just lieing. Cus if you panic. You just got yourself into panic situation. But if you lieing well I figured you out since day one.

bikerboy1:
Corona will soon humble them, by the time people start dropping like fowls on the streets.

Nobody will them to get inside and lock their door.

I don't pray for that though, but people should learn to obey the laws.

Some of you don't know this people don't have money. You think they are making it up. You think going a day without food is possible. Come make I carry go marokor go see reality.

Day seven no go reach before you go start to see protest. You Wan lock more than 100 million people indoors with those audio donations. Na people life you take DE do politics.

DarkJeddi:
How did you concoct all these and it still made sense to you?

If a man and a girl agree to marry in spirit?

Dude,what the furck is that suppose to mean?

If you want to ask a question ask like a curious mind. Not like a belligerent mind trying to subvert authority. There are things a out there you are ignorant off. even the common sense things.

A man and a woman can take their vows in a narrow space with no one in sight there conscience alone baring them withness as to the truth of their confessions.

So even without the ceremonies they will be married before God. ( true state of the heart)

We fornication when we have sex with another with not the promise of the heart to keep the body and soul all unifield. A loose arrangement is what fornicating means more or less.

Basher8583:


Na dat one dey pain you. Wait till we take over the spare parts business too.

No its not what is paining..I like the truth. I want to know it's " we" vs them" thing going on in the country. A hate politics. I like to see who am fighting. Now I see you. Am ok.

bizzibodi:

Masturbation is a natural way of relieving sexual tension,even other lower primates masturbates.mind yu sexual urge is natural even holymen e.g pontiff do hav erections.

I never said sexual urge is not naturall.. I said mastubation isnt or leans more to the " unnatural. Now because the definition of "unaturall is subjective" in relation to sex we may have a haRd time finding common ground. In other to avoid such snag. I will try to explain i what sex is and you tell me if they both bares resemblance to be characterize as natural within the context of human progressive behavior.

the draw of sex calls us to bond with the opposite half It's both a natural and or spiritual experience.

,the process or buildup of sex leads to exchange. Sometimes of gift passions,.promise thoughts all of which may be absent in singular act of mastubation.

Second the draw of sex calls us to bond . An age long promise of unification of both halfs mind body and soul.

The third leads to babies. The ultimate show of continuity to which you are in part signatory. So when we are talking about natural or unaturall behaviors we are also talking of scopes. Broad progressives to which a single act "to relieveurge" do not cover. This is why it's a lazy act. This why it's unaturall or not natural enough. This why it's a sin.

No normal football fans will pick Ronaldo over Messi. Its not done. It's almost a fooballing sin to do that.

The Messi kind do not come to learn from us they come to teach us. Them sabi na." Follow come".

No coach from Rikaard to guadiola can say he thought Messi or added to Messi prowess. Rather Messi added to theirs. A Messi will not study you to learn but if you pay attention you will learn a thing or two from him.

If you have ever played football you will understand.it's not that many defenders dont know what he is Going to do even the quick 1-2.
But it's the speed and precision in which he executes that just leave them stranded.

Messi greatness is such that he has manage to carve out class for himself even withing class.

So now we have footballers, but then we have elites;.Zidane, Ronaldiho, delima, kaka, figo and the rest. Even among this elites mention Messi is still above. Like the one above all.

The weird part is he has not won the world cup.so now even we humans are confused to hand him the all time great even though we know he is. How do we give the highest footballing honor to someone who has never won the highest footballing honor.

Seandisputed:

Lol you people will not kill me.
Masturbation is a sin but having premarital sex with the girlfriend is not? Some people are just confused in this life.

Actually masturbatuon is a far more dangerouse sin because it leans more towards the unatural. If one continue in this, he or.she may loose interest in natural sex as with most addictions.

But if that girl is his girlfriend and they both agree to marry in spirit he is free to have sex wit her the rest outward marriage is but " ceremony"


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Basher8583:


So great. At least you were not blind during his tenure. You saw how it played out where the so-called educated mind we're looting up and down. GEJs removal was a collective effort that is we all agreed on all the massive looting going on.

There is no "we" anything this not french class. You and your northern pirates and the quasi intellectual INEC man contrived to removed him.

Tribal fagots. Dagote is building refinery now in Lagos. he is a northern man.

So now the northern man hold the highest to lowest commodity in the land..from hausa grandnut to petroleum oil. How you like it now.

kikero:


GEJ did not lock down Lagos during the Ebola crisis

What was done was an emergency was declared, funds were approved and contacts of confirmed cases were checked.

We also benefited from the fact that ebola is not airborne.

Who said he lock down lagos? I said if it was Jonathan that issue total lock down on lagos. If". ..the yorubas would have protested. They hate taking orders from perceive inferior tribe. they only take from the one above them.

Airborne or not it was contegiouse and it was well checked.

Bubu just real out a press conference like he was giving out handout to needy people and no word afterwards. Yorubas must be dogs. The way they comply with there master voice is irritating.