And you think Yayi would beat GNI? Someone who got over 120,000 votes alone without being in APC or PDP? Tinubu should dream o. He would cry las las either at APC primaries or General elections that's if he gets there sef.

yorubarere:
Even if he says otherwise.

Tinubu people currently owned the senatorial tickets in Ogun state. Tinubu saw this betrayer months before it happened, reasons why Yayi was sent to Ogun.

We will have the maximum delegates from Ogun insha'Allah and in worst cases, we split the vote with odaale paito.

Half votes for Ogun state go carry the paito enter.

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gasparpisciotta:


Camp commandant: Sir since you are the next of kin, we only wish to inform you that your sister was caught in the bush having sex with two soldiers

Husband:...

Captain8:
then, we should leave for them..

Still the same sir

They do not have the resources to sustain and run a country and you think they will want nigeria to separate

Captain8:
What is wrong with the brains of those northerners? They don't even have remorse for what happened,,, we can't be in same country with those kinds of animals.. abeg, give them arewa republic, let them be with their primitivity and backwardness

Try Ajao estate or mafoluku. Easy link to ikeja via airport road, shogunle and oshodi. You can also link festac, ojo and environs. You can link agege, Alimosho et al.

Aconcagua:
Hello esteemed Nairalanders in the property and other sections:

Please I need your informed suggestions on the best areas within Lagos where I can currently get a half plot of land for 15 - 25million Naira. I am particularly looking at areas with the following features:

- Great Security (very low armed robbery incidence rates, low concentration of louts)
- Decent phcn power (at least 10 - 15hours daily)
- Nearness to social facilities like shopping malls, supermarkets, nice relaxation spots etc
- Non-swampy or prone to flooding

The areas I'm considering that fit the above requirements are Ogudu, Ogba, Isheri-Olowora axis, Ikate, Argungi or any area on the island not beyond Chevron.

Please advise whether and where I can get a half plot of land within the stated budget in these areas or any other area in Lagos that you know is also suitable. Note that Ibafo-Mowe (distance), OPIC estate (flooding), Ikorodu, Iyana-Ipaja/Egbeda/Alimosho (distance), Lagos Island (louts), Ajah (poor security and distance), Agege/Iju/Agbado/Abule-egba axis (poor roads and louts) are out of my consideration due to the various factors already highlighted.

Appreciate your responses!

Pls help a brother's 2022 housing ministry and move to the promised land

Anointing oil to fornicate abi what?

Promicah:
From now on, I will start rubbing my pr**k with anointing oil.

The Asiwaju of yorubaland in your dreams.

BTW what's your definition of greatness?! Some f.uck shit yeah.

Finquas:

He is Asiwaju of Yorubaland . period
Who else has his kinda influence before now in the whole south west . How I wish he will just remain the great man that he is by supporting his boy Osinbanjo. History will be very kind to him

Please it is Asiwaju of Eko(Lagos) which comprises of iduigaran, idumagbo and it's environs on lagos island. Let's be guided please. Fine and true, he is a rugged politrickster gladiator but let's be factual with these titles.

Finquas:
This man cud spring a surprise and cause a major upset in Osun. Aregbesola and APC cheftains both in the state and @ National who wants to clip Tinubu might work underground to ensure his victory like what happened in Edo state with Obaseki and oshomole. This Election is the first litmus test for the jagaban of Borgu and Asiwaju of Yorubaland

Now imagine if Peter Obi had access to the oceans and business hq of major firms and investments, how much do you think the 77b he saved up as at the would be? I am a yoruba to the core but Peter Obi i trust and believe in.

seunmsg:
Exactly why we need Tinubu to be president. He’s the only one with a proven record of wealth creation both at the private and public sector.

Tinubu moved Lagos state internal revenue from N600million to N20billion monthly. He created Lekki free trade zone and Eko Atlantic City. The private sector has witnessed tremendous growth in Lagos since 1999. No former or current governor can match his record of job creation both at private and public sector while he was governor of Lagos.

I have no doubt in my mind that he will replicate the Lagos success story in Nigeria if elected president. The country shall witness an enormous shared prosperity within 4 years of his administration.

freshkpomo

The moment you started brapping, you've been ready my brother. Congratulations.

Dominion791:
I've been seeing this girl for the last few months, since early January of this year. Not an official relationship and we haven't really talked about what we are. Not sure exactly how to describe her so I'm just going to use her as a friend in benefit as the description.

There was some emotion in our relationship but it was mostly sexual. I've always been really, really good about using condoms and this is the first time I've ever been in this pregnancy situation.

I'm pretty unsure if I am the father. We had sex about twice a week for the last three months. So I have no clue who she saw or was with nor do I really care to be honest. There is more than a little doubt in my mind if I am the father.

For what its worth she insists I am the father but I don't know. She learned she was pregnant on March 22nd. She Told me on 24th. I immediately encouraged her to get an abortion I've offered to cover it all cost . She said she would think about. Its been almost 2 weeks and no abortion.

I spoke to her this morning and its becoming kind of clear that an abortion probably isn't happening. She is starting to get kind of tired of me pushing the abortion. I don't know what else to do. I'm starting to really get scared I am only 21 and I don't even have a job. I can't afford to raise a child right now and I certainly don't want a family right now. I'm thinking of telling her to reconsider the abortion or take care of the baby alone.

What do I do now?

Dude go and build a house you can call home jejely and use the other remaining two million to survive. While you earn more. Why would you want to even relocate in the first place. Yoruba would say a jo o da bi ile

Ajakaiye83:
Pls I need your advice. I am loosing it and I need your advice.

I have 7m cash at hand .should I relocate or build a house with it?
I have a land in ikorodu and ijoko axis with foundation done .

As per relocating,I dont want to go through study route.i dont think I can couple with work and schooling.

Pls advice me

Why won't i seduce other guys when you can not put food to the table, you should be ashamed of yourself.

It felt like I was hit with something bigger than thunder, lightning and whirlwind combined.
This was someone I gave up a whole lot for both spiritually, physically and financially even after knacking another guy and I knew of it. Omo I just went my way without ever looking back.

Although she trying to come back because I broke up and I never looked back since then, we thank God for life

Invest and pay trained assassins that would kidnap you for me, they won't kill you o, they will just have you locked up somewhere and be tearing your skin with hot blade on a daily till that greed leaves your entire soul completely and you wire the remaining $35million into an account that I'd provide in BTC afterwards, I'll give you 1.5millie$ for treatment.

[qquote author=Antoeni post=110873491]If you and I are walking on the streets and we find $73 million, what will you do with your share of $3 million?[/quote]

First become a proper wife material to him, he gives you money for hair and all that, in the real sense he wants to see your intellectual prowess and what you can do with the monies he's been giving you. If he really wants you to make your hair, he'd take you to the saloon. He was giving you the monies to see the true wife and mother values in you and I'm afraid another gei is leading the race.

orohbiro:
I met this guy last year at the shopping more we became an item, he even bought me iPhone pro max on my birthday he has be showing me care and all that.

But for the past 3 weeks the attention has reduce I think he is seeing another Lady he normally send me money month Ending to make my hair but he didn't send me money this past February he work at a construction company I don't want to loose him and I don't want to fight with another lady because of a man if I find him with any.

What should I do please and getting tired of the whole thing. It took him 2 months to win my heart.

First, tell her all you're going through ever since you people had sex, secondly confront her on who she is and tell her you know. Make her understand that you should never be broke because you're into a relationship with her. Tell her you would leave if there is no improvement within a week and stay on the stance. Firstly, Foremost and lastly, hold on to God because only him can save you and give you a hold over her.

L1TTLE:
I've been dating her for over three months now, first day I saw her I didn't like her or anything, I just did some biz with her, had a short Convo and left, so along the line we got familiar and we exchanged contacts, went on a casual date, then she painted herself as a God fearing girl, who don't want anything with guys, then I asked her how come her relationship status isn't single on fb, she said she put that to deter guys, I was wondering what she's doing with me since I'm also a guy then she gave me a shocker, that immediately she saw me she knew God want us to be a thing.

Honestly I'm not a God guy, I'm not religious at all, but I have good morals, I have been single for long so I decided to give it a go and we started dating.

not long after that she came to my place, and one thing led to the other and we had sex, it was a very foolish mistake I made because we agreed not to indulge, at least for like three months, and barely two weeks into the relationship we had sex, then I started noticing changes, first she became possessive, like she always wants to know what I am doing, who I am with, where I am at, and I hate that, I don't like feeling like someone owns me but she would always throw a tantrum when I point that out.

Things started going bad for me, financially I was failing here and there, it was a clusterfvck, bad luck everywhere, but I didn't think she was the cause because like I said, I'm not religious, I just believed it's just trying times they come and go, but it started shortly after the sex, I'm just stating it because it's significant.

Second, she calls herself a goddess, at first I thought it was this self appraisal thing girls do, I discovered it's not self appraisal at all, her birth name is some kind of deity where she's from, at this point I started wondering what I got myself into like she's all over me, I can't breathe, I sat her down and tried to talk to her that maybe we should breakup, she started crying and guilt tripped me into having sex with her, and since then whenever she comes around it's always sex, like I'm tired of it now, I will resist and she'll do things, touch me in places and I'll be aroused in seconds, for someone who claimed she's not into sex, she's a vixen on bed, I feel like I don't even know her anymore, lastly I have terrible nightmares now, and it's always sexual, that wasn't the case before I met her, right now I can't think of a way to free myself from her shackles, I just want to undo everything, make everybody dey him dey.

This is very disrespectful to Vladimir even if Buhari's age is raised to the power of 10,000,000,000. He would not still be Putin's mate

okeyumez:
And it's taking Nigerian Army over 15 years to capture sambisa.
Spittttttttttttt
Buhari look at your mate Putin

Radiation that leads to cancer.

BABYharder:
The only benefit is the money and high Glo network. But the disadvantage no be here

your wickedness is not from here.

Jammey6551:
He is tired of lecturing empty heads! So he chosed empty seats.

Make I call the waitress abeg, she fit dey wait for me.

Haba e never reach that level na[color=#990000][/color]

Vyolet:

You must have same supplier as Portable.

wickedness in high places

THeGamerBTL:
Congratulations Bro . The God wey do am for you make e avoid me pls

Wickedness

aylive02:

Fayemi meets "other Nigerians"

Dude keep the pregnancy. Thank me later.

Mylordmygod1:
Hello nairalanders...

i got my girfriend pregnant since september, and it really got me crazy..

when it was 2 months, we tried to abort it, and so we met a chemist who gave her drugs and injection, he told us that the blood we rush out, but it did rush out just small and stopped.. So it did not work even after i paid him 8k..

now, we are about to carry out D & C abortion tomorow, but she keep saying she is scared.. Even me, i'm scared too..

i don't know what to do..

please, don't feel bad reading this, i only need advice on this, it is a wrong move but my mind is already made up to do it..

how i wish i can just allow her to birth it..

though, one of my mind is still telling me to keep it, but how can i be able to take care of her and the baby?

And she is just my side girlfriend, not my real babe..
pray for me nairalanders, i need strenght this moment to take the right decision..

Illiterate dancer. No be so ooo

seunmsg:


APC almost lost Osun state in 2018 because of Aregbesola. As it stands, Aregbe and his fellow noisemakers can’t do anything. They can’t work against the party and even if they choose to, they will fail because they are not popular enough.

Oyetola has corrected the mistakes of Aregbesola. Workers are now being paid regularly and there is nothing like half salary again. All the irrational and divisive policies of the past have been reversed.

The governor will win his senatorial district easily while the illiterate dancer will win his own district as well. The Ijesha/Ife district will decide the winner and good enough, Omisore who usually lock down Ife votes is now with APC. The governor’s people will be in charge of mobilizing for votes in the Ijesha axis unlike the last time out when it was left to Aregbesola who failed woefully to deliver.

Bruva a bottle of trophy is around 300# na which one you wan bring home?

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

Let the tournament begins

I got this great feeling that we are bringing the damnnn trophy home

Guy please shut the Bleep up, you should not display your insensitive nature here. I hope God keeps you alive till the day of reckoning.

Christistruth00:
Nobody has named just 2 People that the Army killed at Lekki

Only provide just 2 names and in a whole year nobody could produce anything

Gombe my brother

Yes in gembu, saudarna LGA of Taraba state, after Gashaka LGA home to the biggest national park in Nigeria

43.650 percent of my own hard earn salary �. Money dey where e dey.

Dragnet in particular made me feel my certificate is a scam. It got to a point I refused going whenever I see their invites. They will keep recommending me only to see some messages like we had a lot to pull from blah blah. Don't let me talk of when there was a combo with workforce. Those people na dem suppose dey do screening for our polithiefians.

phemmylink:
I remember my job hunting days,… those days I suffered hen? I thought I was dumb, I went for interviews with workforce and wrote loads of test on the dragnet platform… Omo those guys belittled me, I bought GMAT text book because of em, and I get lousy mails about how I didn’t meet up to their stupid criteria, it was depressing.. However, when God says it’s your time, No man can say otherwise. I wrote a test with one of the biggest Pharma firms in Nigeria and I passed, been working there since… about 8 years now, am not where I wanna be but I am not where I was…