₦airaland Forum

This guy's dey always Bleep up..This season any one of doz guys wey me catch...he no go complete ever for life again...

Sisijetue:
What you want to do is in your mind already... don’t ask us just do it

;Dmadddeeesssttt

Veryfoolishboy:
This 1 million naira. That one million naira. Those one million naira you have been waiting for will locate you todaaaaaaaaay

I WANT THE WHOLE OF
NAIRALAND TO STAND UP
ON THEIR FEET AND SHOUT
HALELUUUUUUUUUUUYAAAAA

.. very foolish boy indeed

Tankunland:
no I'm not Chief

this is me bro.. what a coincidence.. just two days ago...she came pleading...and I asked her to go... I'll get back to her..

Plenty go Still die...may God help us..

SEE ME O...THIS ONES DEY FIND UPKEEP ALLOWANCE WHEN THOSE WEY DEY HOME NEVER SEE ALLOW

I thank myself for enduring hard times... because e no easy... only matured minds can relate

Listen up friends...it could be a propaganda to boost SARS already damaged profile... because I can't see possibilities for one man to rally that amount of children ...and go unnoticed...no be even D's our generation wey be say parents para pass corona...abeg we Don wise!!!

Make sense

ACCESS BANKKKK...THE ONE CUSTOMER CORONA BANK...LOL

All because of
W- weak and wicked
O-original trouble
M- money demanding
A- always depending
N- never grateful...
See am now....u don price market

SouthNigerian:
Hmmm... most times I pity the almajiris, those children are victims of bad policies & rash leadership.

The dirtiest & ugliest almaijiri known to you might be the most sensational 15 year old footballer in world football provided he got priviledged to be nurtured like Sean Nwankwo.

deep

Olunmercy56:
Op are you truly a man or woman rapper When she boldly told you that she is with another man, definitely she is coming back to you to waste your time, resources and cash, she will now leave you to a her choice man A jealous man or woman can destroys things, they don't care what happens after, they will always want to be selfishly satisfied

bad girl olumerco

ForeThinker:
Meanwhile


Shoutout to everyone making legitimate progress that no one recognized because you never let anyone see your darkest moments. You’ve been silently battling, winning and transforming yourself. Be proud of every little step you’re making in the right direction. Keep going. You got this

The Future is OURS

thank you... God bless you

AIT TELEVISION REPORTED THAT 19 PEOPLES LOST THEIR LIVES... WHILE STILL IN THE NEWS THOSE REPORTING LIVE AT THE SCENE OF THE INCIDENT CLAIM OVER 112 LIVES LOST...WHICH KIND BASTARDIZED AND DISORGANIZED COUNTRY WE DEY SEF

SmithRussell:
She's not talking about the whole female part, she's referring to the place that the semen enters, the uterus, womb - All missing..

Ps. She has urethra, so she can pee.. and she can also have great sexual feelings too

ENLIGHTEN THEM AS DEM BE DOLAPO...INFACT DRRLLARD BUHARI PEOPLE

That CAN food on the shelf called SPAM go be thinking and I'll be like... WETIN DEY SUP??

The truth is, he is already in a relationship but he likes u and can't still want to keep you... that na long thing

Am afraid for iheanacho and ndidi ... mathematically , d probability that a Nigerian player is one of 3 is 7/10... theoretically..

Gracealone:
Good riddance!

I travelled by Turkish Airlines to Amsterdam for a conference in 2015. We were stuck for 19 hours in the return journey at Istanbul without any arrangement for us, even as little as a bottle of water, nothing!

These Turkish guys do not have Nigerians in appreciable esteem. And imagine the way they tortured and detained Nigerian students during their phantom coup.

this is super story...a life of .......

Stupid pple on nairaland will never let me be first to comment ... thunder...why are you doing this to me

He even said he's Nigerian before he's British... what guts...in front of mama shalley....oommmooo ds guy maaddd gaann o..he disregard all their support and all... infact...I Am A NIGERIAN

ZAWs:
To be fair, the stigmatization on Chinese nationals is becoming too much.

u can go and hang oga...what are you saying...if the reverse was d case...u know wetin for happen?

This is heart shattering....in d midst of all these chaos... the man go just dey wonder say, which kind woman be ds

That part wey... MEANWHILE start from...na him make me laugh troway water for bed tonight....God must dabaru bihari... hahahahahahahahaha

Tim16:
chai... baba you have just taken me back to my childhood. Then we would watch this movie 100 times in a day without getting tired. God bless you for this wonderful memory

childhood is gone

THE BEACH

Yustash001:
Ewooo...

craze original

calabardick:
I congratulate you sir!
No woman is worth dying for, a woman you're spending millions for can be fvcking one mad man in one incomplete building in the bush.
My marriage wasn't up to a year when I discovered so many things, including faking of marriage list, she was as fraudulent as that. I sent her away. Then she was bragging that she has moved on with her life, bla bla bla, but now all the way in one village call Akampa she's calling the whole Akwa Ibom and Lagos state to beg me, her eyes don clear now. my former church tried to intervene i told them it's not not going to work, when the pressure was much I had to look for another church mbok, make pastor no come push me inside open grave. I told my pastor that no human can influence my decisions, especially when it has to do with a woman, the guy was shocked, he said "I thought you were born again", I told him sir "born again is different from stupidity", he said "but divorce is a sin" I told him no sir, there's nothing like that, The bible says that God hates divorce, it didn't say it's a sin, as a matter of fact mine is a blessing. he couldn't believed his eyes and ears that day, I was so angry I had to walk away from them, it's my life. sir, let her take her look for the next victim.

that's life brother... this is one idiot that I sponsored in school... instead of sponsoring myself...the guy even video Dem having sex...omo ehn...some girls na foooolls... thank God I moved on...d only effect b say I no Eva fit love woman again...even ds one wey dey show loving u to me Everytime now...na her Congo dey hear am..4 month ultimatum....I don't dwell on long thing no more...

The rejected stone has been made d chief corner Stone.. God is unfathomable. Go

Martinez39s:
Odion Ighalo did well to score a brace yesterday. However, he needs to be more clinical in his finishing. I wish him success in his Man Utd journey.

God just like ds boy anyhow... exactly when coronavirus matter surfaced, he got a better calling...see now banging goals anyhow like say na basketball... God's love endures forever

emmaodet:
Congrat bro.
Am happy to hear this from you.
Last year when you contemplated suicide, told you not to and i followed u bumpa to bumper make i no hear say u jump into lagoon for 3rd mainland bridge.
Now ur ex wife don go test outside see say ita o rerin, her eye don clear.
Ale don bang her run when are needs are becoming a burden for them.
Ile ti mo, sakara don end.
One love bro

hahahahahaha.... brother ..u be mafia...hahahaha. Omo...thanks man...na smalls remain me sef don enta lagoon finish o...but ur words that day be like remedy .. girls no get level for my syde again...my kids are my glory... God bless our hustle...now she begging....but e don late...no love lost