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Na so dem go reject the demand
for devaluation in public, but go &
quietly devalue when we are no longer
paying attention.

❌❌Can somebody, anybody, mention
anything, this government has
succeeded in?

Even simple things we used to take
for granted, garri, akpu, maize, palm oil,
yam etc have all suddenly become
big man food.

Simple activities like farming, travelling
have become matters of life & death ..



The scariest part is that, this government
doesn't even think there is problem .


Senate, ministers , governors & traditional
rulers are all hailing Buhari for his 'achievements'!! ❌❌❌❌

Inside job

It's hard to forgive APC, led
by the lifeless one...

Younger brother of anaconda..
It was probably preparing for valentine
Python dance


If small pikin near this snake, him
own don finish...✖⭕✖⭕✖


How una dey share habitat with such
a deadly beast? ���








I think Nairaland should give you
an award for posting the biggest snake
ever, on this forum... What ya say lalastic ¿?

⭕⭕ ▶▶
Having children out of wedlock
with multiple women is what these
musicians are showing our youth to
be OK abi??❌❌❌❌

They want to get rich without
working...

Typical mentality of today's youth;
just to "Hammer" to flex.

Why trying to stop an acceptable
cultural practice?

Almajiri is the northern equivalent
of baby factory.

Since Access Bank ⏩ takeover
the toxic Diamond � Bank, na soso
wahala dem enter.

That is why they are raiding the
accounts of customers upandan.

I had a small debit with them few
months back, the next thing, I woke up
one dusty harmattan morning to get
a debit alert from my FCMB savings
account in favor of Access Bank.

Some of these policies brought by the
dubious CBN governor are outrigthly
Illegal, but under this govt, anything goes
& nobody to protect the citizens.

We no longer have NLC, Senate, House
etc. The vibrant Western press is now
subdued because of presidential ambition
of Jagaban Borgu.

This is a geyser not volcano...

ignant:
I would like to know the range of prices (per kg) for the various parts of beef, if you know. Thank you.

When I buy beef from street vendors, I always feel like I got cheated.

1200/ kg shaki & co.
1500/ kg beef.

It will definitely be ne❌t to
impossible for any party to get
anybody as mumutic as him..

Why are the Yoruba monarchs
& politicians keeping quiet as their
citizens are being molested, tortured
& killed in their own land?

Tinubu, a modern day Arfonja, who
invited the Fulani into yoruba land.
Igboho is the saviour of the West !!

▶ Bleached palmoil stew with
assorted meat on white local
rice .. ✨✨✨✨ ◀

The mumu should have left
Lagos.

The highest you may recover from
him may not be more than 1.25m

Na jail get am.

▶▶ Craving kayan ciki ( orishirishi )
pepper soup this weekend, so, off
to the abbatoir for fresh, clean, healthy
choice parts .. ✅✔✨✨

The Yansakai were formed as
vigalante because of the constant
attacks, robbing & killings by the
Fulani.

Now the bandit Fulani are claiming
to be insurgents because they are
resisted from their criminality?

❌❌ APC covers its ineptitude by
constant lieing about everything..

Hawoosas who are traditionally
slaves to the Fulani can't open their
smelly, colanut stained teeth to
condemn the criminal activities of
the Fulani.

However, it is these same Hawoosas that
will come online & print media to
attack the yoruba for giving quit notice
to herdsmen to vacate the yoruba forests
which they have converted to criminal
mission control headquarters, deep in
Yoruba land.

➡You didn't defend the constitution,
you defended Buhari's incompetence !!

❌❌❌

Desperation!!



When you need light, NEPA
go Bleep up;


Na when you no need light,
NEPA to surprise you..


All na bubu fault!!

The EFCC are hot on the trail of this young
man. I wonder whether the authorities were asleep when this scheme was operating.


The picture says it all.

▶Instagram Wahala..


Amaka boys can be unnecessarily
loud..

Too much bragging

This report shows that a worrying trend
may be emerging, where hoodlums in the city
are forming partnerships with the Fulani
criminals.

They may tell the Fulani that, if we bring a
rich person to you guys in the bush, how
much can you give us, Cash, immediately?

Fulani can now say that, if the victim is
rich, we can immediately give you 1m on
the spot & then move the victim further
into the bush.

The fulani know they will take nothing
less than 5m from the victims' people, so
the 1m is a good investment. The Edo
hoodlums & Fulani are the happy winners.

If these cattle are kept in
Ranches, there will be no
clashes.

Fulani with their primitive behaviour
refuse to change.

From this narrative, it becomes clear that
Edo boys are now into 'collabo' with the Fulani herdsmen.



I Was Sold To Herdsmen, Immigration Spokeswoman Gives Her Kidnap Story.


The just released Public Relations Officer of the Edo State Command of the Nigerian Immigration Service, Mrs. Bridget Esene has spoken of how she was sold to some Fulani herdsmen after her kidnap last Sunday.

Mrs. Esene was kidnapped as she entered church for worship service last Sunday.

While expressing her joy on her release, she, however, said that her experience is not one to be wished on anyone saying that she saw hell in the hands of her abductors for the two days that she was held in captivity by the bandits.

Against the background of reports that her relations paid for her freedom, she, however, said that she was freed by the police and vigilante groups.

She said: “The armed men numbering five trailed me to my church at Ikhueniro near Benin city where I kidnapped.

“I was forced into their car and driven out of the church premises by my abductors who later sold me to another set of kidnappers who are suspected herdsmen. I saw hell and l don’t wish my enemy such”. She said that upon sighting the kidnapper, she had attempted to escape but was intercepted at gunpoint by the hoodlums.

Esene stated that the armed men later took her into the forest and some other hardened kidnappers were on ground to receive her. She added: “I was later sold to another set of gunmen who then took me deep into the forest.”

They better auction off these
cows before they starve to death...


In Nigeria, only Army, police, paramilitary
agencies & herdsmen are permitted to
carry AK47s.

The mumu is proud to announce
to the world that he can't speak his
own father & mother's language of Tiv.

His grandmother will be ashamed

RisenPhoenix1:
Their opinion is not important. Polygamy is here to stay. Even high class men and women are now seeing its merits.

Incidentally, polygamy was always universal. It was monogamy that was imported from ancient Greek and Roman cultures into the Bible from where it spread with christianity. Monogamy is the aberration.

In our original African culture, polygamy
was practiced by wealthy individuals
who had the resources to marry more
than 10 wives.

But in Islam, a beggar, office cleaner
or maigaurd can marry more than a wife
because he feels he is being religious .

Buhari's failure as a leader is
his inability to rise above his primordial
ethnic & religious sentiments.

His low IQ compounds his character.
He cac never choose a competent
person from outside his religion or ethnic
group to get a job done so long as he
can fit an incompetent Fulani man in
the position.

▶ Security ❌
▶Economy ❌
▶Education ❌
▶Agriculture ❌
▶Petroleum. ❌
▶Food security ❌
▶Infrastructure ❌
▶Salary & welfare❌
▶Value of naira ❌
▶Employment. ❌
▶APC. ❌
▶Electricity ❌

Who can name any single sector
this govt has improved over the GEJ
government apart from telling lies?

A failed Fulani govt!!