₦airaland Forum

Too many half educated people
with Android phones in Nairaland.


Is N5 for every citizen money?


You can't even buy pure water
.

Blackman has turned a so-called
"peaceful" religion into one of
fanaticism, illiteracy, violence
& ignorance.


The Arabs who invented this religion
have closed all the holy places, mosques
& even the Ka'aba. Yet, blackman with
his usual stupidity is showing strong head.

This is why the Muslim North ranks amongst
the poorest, most backwards, illiterate
disease ridden regions in the world.

It is a pity that more progressive
regions & cultures have been yoked
together with such primitive thinking
people that only sleep & eat religion.


The should use Amotekun to dislodge
them if police are dragging feet.

Nonsense!!

In this dangerous times, every
other day would have been better
than daily .

When many governors & federal
government are mapping & implementing
constructive ways of assisting the poor
& vulnerable with foodstuff & reasonable
cash transfers, Gov Ikpeazu has
lowered the bar.

He has arranged for eba & egusi to
be prepared & put in takeaway packs
which he was seen, personally distributing
publicly to the suffering public..

He is even putting everyone in danger by
the lack of observing social distancing.








Nairalanders, what do you think?

Ask ex emir Sanusi for advice!!

When you seek to alter the natural
order of responsibility, then you should
also share your leadership position since
you have decided to sell your birthright
for the earnings of a woman.

You shouldn't also question her movement
so much since you are all hustling to
bring home the bacon.

Kitchen, house cleaning, cooking etc
must be shared & timetable made for
both of you.

The woman's official name will be her
Name, Surname, then your own name.

By the time she starts earning more than
you, I think you should start answering
her maiden name, since you decided to
enter a financial partnership, not a marriage
of love.

Leave a woman's earnings alone; if she
is reasonable & getting good love &
banging, she will give you everything she
makes . Don't make it a condition for
marriage..



I suspect you are stingy by nature &
have longathroat for other people's things.
It is an early symptom of underlying
wizardry or witchcraft.


Park well.

candidtalk:
You people are hateful and myopic beyond redemption. You don't even see what this will do for the profile of Osinbajo you lot hate and always insult. Did you not say it was over for him in this government and the only option was for him to resign? God is bigger than hate.

Aside Igbos, all Nigerians will note the role of gravitas Osinbajo was given during this trying period and the positives he contributed.

That is why Fashola, only hated by Igbos, remains a hero to all progress-loving Nigerians today.

In trying to mock Osinbajo, you myopic people only ridicule yourselves.

You lack the ability to comprehend
& probably reside in another third
world country, Maybe in Cameroon
or Liberia.

Apart from sharing "tradermoni™"
& embezzling N9Obn electioneering
money from Fowler ( sacked Acct general),
what has 'Osibande' really achieved .

Like his father, Jagaba, he has
remained quiet while the marauding
Fulani overrun Western Nigeria.

Get sense guy,
get sense & stop your baseless
hero worship..

okefrancis:
You are talking nonsense and your statement is full of irrelevant

If you want to quote me, you
better write good English OK?

Mr "irrelevant"!!

Go & take your drugs.

Ok

As the real tyre ( Kyari ) no dey,
Buhari don bring the spare, rejected
tyre back to service.




Dem wan use Corovirus kee Osibande .


When it comes to sharing & enjoying
power, bubu only thinks of his people; but
when it comes to technical competence,
he is forced to bring knowledgeable
hands..

May be she dey fear say her
Meal ticket ( Ned ) don catch corona .

This is not murder in any
sense of the word, but simply
self defence .

No difference from an armed robber
breaking into your house & in
trying to apprehend or drive him off,
he gets killed.

The olosho sef, specifically
armed herself to go & kill the housewife.


Police just wan chop money because
it is a no case.

From frying pan to faya!!

WTF!!

This is butchery & attempted
murder!!

She was basically being
hacked to death.

Not one,
not two,
Over 3 axe strikes to disfigure
the tenant forever!!



The landlord wife done put her
oga for high jump, which should also
give him food for thought for his own
life in future.





Though some tenants too stubborn,
it should never have gotten to this .




Just because of electricity bill
& water!!

Breakfast!!★★★★★

This drug wey dey scratch
body like mad?

Dem wan kee oyibo finish!!

We caught the father of the
COVIK 1-9 virus, red handed,
hiding under bridge at Ojuelegba.

The federal govt must pay us
$1Om in cash before we hand it over
to be interrogated & destroyed.

Apart from my good self,
I assure you that all Nigerians
are fraudulent or potentially
fraudulent.

Any unfraudulent Nigerian is
yet to get the chance.

Even the 'holier than thou' Buhari
presented SEVERAL fake WAEC
certificates, when it is on record he
never sat for WASCE!!


His only O'Level 'Certificate' was just
" Endorsement by principal".

"I have made my own care arrangements to avoid further burdening the public health system, which faces so many pressures.





Can this wicked man ever have mercy on
government money or resources?




You can be sure Emefiele has been
ordered to make $1m available to him
to sort himself out.

He is now running to southwest Nigeria
to get exceptional treatment not
available in northern Nigeria.



if he recovers, he should just go
home for good, he is already too old .


Selfish man

The way she dey take concentrate
on killing man's best friend,

this woman can do the same on
any man that she has issues with!!





Dangerous Woman alert!!

So, who made up the story
of an explosives carrying truck?


We are truly comedians in
this country.


BTW, meteorites are sold on
the international market for
hard currency, a kilogram could
get you over $1OO.

Anyone around the axis should
get some & contact me.

Sokosuji:
oh,so u expect me to start reeling out names of ppl from other regions that have been killed in Asia, just to counter your blabs? Sorry bloke,I ain't that jobless.. If my post is causing you heart failure,..u can go campaign to your people to start breeding at age 14 like rabbits.. The igboman takes his time to plan his existence..

If I reply your irrational
posts on this thread again,
call me 'Igbo man'!!

If Buhari had listened to
his people & sacked Kyari,
this calamity wouldn't have
befallen Aso Rock!!

He even took his COVID-19
to the market!!

Sokosuji:
Take it easy bloke. What you yammering about? U aint making an atom of sense

It's not my fault if you can't
comprehend simple facts &
statistics..

has anybody outside SE Nigeria
been executed for crimes in Asia?

Has any baby factory ever been
discovered outside Igbo land?

Do you see oloshos from other
regions in SE? But SE women are
all over the other regions in addition
to there's.

Such a happy looking family!!




The heart of man is truly wicked!!

Sokosuji:
not really... Most Igbo dudes,educated or not thinks of making reasonable money before marriage so that the wife and kids can have the best of life.. They don't want their kids littering the streets and getting exposed to all kinds of vices and ills.. These kids get the best of education, healthcare etc.. You will find out that child/infant mortality among these ones are significantly fewer.. You will notice that because of this tendency,igbos are far more populated (healthy population )than the other two,.. Even tho they marry quite late and don't marry many wives and have numerous kids.. Answer = carefully planned and prepared marriage with attendant high quality of living

Why are all baby factories
found in Igboland?

The same Igbo make up 8O%
of lolosho in Nigeria.

All criminals of Nigerian origin in South
Africa & southeast Asia are Igbo.

The high population density of
Igboland is not due to low infant
mortality but due to small land mass.

Are you aware that the total
land area for all the 5 Igbo States
is less than the size of Borno State?

Kano, Niger, Kaduna States, individually
are also all bigger that the Igbo States .





In the final analysis, when you have
made a lot of money & 'bought' yourself
a befitting wife, you feel you can treat
her & her family anyhow.

'Lockdown' breakfast;

Beef noodle soup
with mixed vegetables & fresh
home baked bread, washed down
with black coffee.




"COVIK - One Nine" shall suffer a
sudden, precipitous & permanent defeat by the
Grace of The Almighty... Amen!!

No name?

The guy think say him
don hammer!!



And, what is the girlfriend's
crime that warrants her being
exposed on social media?

If not for money, Wetin this
beauty get in common with
this uneducated beast?



Local Igbo dudes always wait
to make money before going to
look for a nice educated girl to
marry. Because they feel that with
money, any class of Igbo girl will
answer to them.

Unfortunately, that is the
culture.

ImmaculateJOE:
I've lived almost all my life here in the north..
And I can tell you that an average Hausa/Fulani Man of 50yrs and below is violent in nature..

The word Bura Ubanka and Duri Uwarki is their slang which means Your father's penis and Your Mother's uterus respectively.

If a young boy offends his mother, upon all the insulting word in the world, she will all always say ka Chi duri uwarka, meaning eat your mother's kpekus..
"ka" is he while "ki" is she

And the average Hausa/Fulani man is fraudulent.. Forget what they usually portray online..
Their own examination malpractices is second to none.
They can cut corners for Africa
Need not to tell you guys about quota system.. The word merit is not in their dictionary...
e.t.c

You claimed you lived for long
& you are saying 'duri' is uterus!!


You also said "Chi" in this context
means to eat??



Go back & ask an Hausa guy
to educate you more