₦airaland Forum

Stale news!!

The body of the general has
been found since 17th September.
In Jos.

RIP

Hope say dem no touch
my money wet I keep there,

because,
I won't take it!!

What have they said?

This is police 'transmission' English.

After several attempts,

I still don't know what they are saying.

Ogbunigwe!!

Chai!!

My ppl,
My ppl.

No matter the so-called quality
of hospitals built by governors or
Federal govt,

When the governor, President or
other top govt functionaries fall sick or
have a small headache...

Zzzzzoooooommm,

they are off to Dubai, Germany, UK, US or
India.

They never risk their 'precious' lives
in Nigerian hospitals.

An extreme hangover of colonial
mentality.

Tufiakwa!!!

Buhari was given so much love
& unprecedented goodwill.

But events have shown that he
couldn't rise beyond his capacities
& basic ethnic instincts.

Nigerians are the losers & we
pray events prevents this man from
coming back in 2019

Our mumu don do!!!

Hypocrites,


welldone,
ekú isé ,
da'alu,
sanu da aiki....

Hypocrites.

She never even thief pikin yet &
they were prepared to lynch her??

Lunch..

Curried beef vegetable sauce
on white 'Nigerian' rice.

Odikwa risky.

A complete basketball team at a go??

Nigerian Army leadership now covering
their incompetence with Lai style lies.

A serious pity, tragedy & danger to
this country.

Anyone that wants this situation to
continue in 2019 & by, is an enemy
of Nigeria!!!!!

20 years??

Making big money these
modern times, doesn't take time;

It only takes a good, simple idea
& an effetiy bizness strategy.

Kylie Jenner may become a self made
billionaire before 23years of age.

A Social Media age billionaire.

30 years!!!

KO serious....

Thank God!!

Banks will gradually stop
providing banking services
in rural areas.

The security infrastructure in
those areas do not have the capacity
to protect against the desperation of
these armed hoodlums.

You wan steal furck,

instead of doing 'it' quietly,
release & take off,

you decided to even be romancing,
kissing & sucking breast as if na your olosho.

Wéré,
Oloshi, olodo!!

Amaka!!!

I have said it,
& I say it again.

Igbos should be banned from
traveling outside this country with
Nigerian passport.

All they bring to this country is
bad name.

South Africa, India, Malaysia, Thailand,
Indonesia, Vietnam.

If I know Nigerians well,
it will be that the boy's oga has
been having a rough time in his bizness
ventures;

Instead of blaming Buhari & APC on
their clueless economic policies that
have brought excruciating poverty on the
generality of the citizens & also turned Nigeria
into a beggar nation,

His fake 'prophet' in Church told him the
boy is a witch & is the one causing the
bizness to spoil.

Black man!!..

Tufiakwa!!!

Wike(d)!!!!!

These ppl go kill us
with lies.

They have actually moved
millions of ppl into extreme poverty.

Available statistics shows
this clearly.

The danger with this type
of lies, is that buhari actually believes it.

We are been led by delusional ppl.

Na real one chance
be APC.

Ordinary sandwich,
you can't make by yasef..

Oya, eat nah.
Mould is vegetable protein.


Lazy youth

B4 fa?

Na me for give her car??

Tecno dey chop korrekt Kongo..

See velvety, succulent skin; no be
like all this hyper bleached, chemicalized
skins of our fake 9ja slayers.

Tecno boy, go ahead & make her iya ibeji!!

Contrary to injunctions from the
Holy Scriptures, I suspect this couple
have already been doing 'it' ( wink , wink ).

Hit 'like' if you agree...

What are we "partnering" with
the 4th poorest nation on earth for?

What have we to gain from a country
that is in perpetual drought & famine?

The are also a country with desperate
Islamic fanatics & a ready source of insurgents &
suicide volunteers for boko haram.

Even the Chinese with their longa throat
no dey venture yonder. Yet buhari plans
to connect us to such a wasteland,
through such a 'white camel' project.
The man just loves anything poverty.

The rail will zig from kano to dutse, then zag
zag to daura, zig to katsina before zagging
to to jibia, thence Maradi.

Some ppl upstairs are on
concentrated Tramadol.

Yeaaahhhh,

Sexy lips,

Sexy nose.

Hope youll share him with sexy slay queens ...

Nothing!!!

Just like that??

Wetin we do these ungrateful ppl??

Meanwhile,
The ppl that snapped pix with
Evans, when he was a "successful" biznessman
will now be burning the 'exhibits' now!!

The only way to develop yourself
& attain your God given potential
is to leave this country.

No matter how gifted or
talented you are,

ethnicity, nepotism, religious bigotry,
government induced poverty, police brutality, ASSU, hungry lecturers, quota system, fulani herdsmen,
Boko haram,stepmother, village ppl etc, etc will gang up
to extinguish your star;

If you escape one, another one
will get you.

Mehhhnnnn
I'm leeeaving, on a jet plane.