₦airaland Forum

Their lives are not in your hand.

They are in the hands of the Nigerian
Judicial system.

Good initiative...

But, why Otukpo & not makurdi
the state capital??

This boy should be arrested
to go & give police his source
of information.

Not be using his popularity amongst the
lazy Nigerian youth to cause disaffection
with unfounded rumours on Social media.

Na so, Commissioner for youths &
Culture dey hungry am??

End times!!

Old cargo like this,
still bleaching & wearing fake hair??

Tufiakwa!!!

Which woman has he
duped again??

N27 billion!!!

Yet, they will say this govt is
bad.... no money, no money...

Hausa & marriage of immature
underage girls..

That why such stories only
come from north.


Tufiakwa!!!

Buhari continues to hoodwink &
bamboozle nigerians & the world at large
that he is holier than the Pope.

Yet his Aso Rock den is inhabited by
rapacious hyenas, burrowing rodents &
dangerous money sucking vipers.

Indeed, no occupant of Aso rock has had
so many aides, appointees, kitchen cabinet
members been called out for corrupt deals
like Buhari.

This goes to show that his body language
is seen & read to condone corruption esp
if perpetrated by his kith.

This is the same manner of scam that was
perpetrated by Kyari, his Chief of Staff, which
Aso rock swept under the carpet.

With this man in power, only the masses
& downtrodden will continue to harvest, tears,
hunger, sorrows, pain & death because he
lacks direction & has
nothing to offer.

4 years is enough.!!!

So?? ?? ??

Keeping it simple..

Veggies & deeeeep fried beef..

A colourful lunch....

Sansa143:
U go make her vomit now.Carmel is consumed but not evrywhere and I don't think they substitute beef or lamb with carmel.

Camels are cheaper than cows,
so, unscrupulous butchers prefer to
buy them to sell, passing the meat off as beef.

That said,
it isn't that camel meat is taboo to Muslims
it is slaughtered openly in northern abattoirs,

but people who are not interested in
eating such an ugly animal should be
given the option to know what they are buying.

Mumquique:
Happy Sunday, join me with my sweet mouth. Kilichi fresh from Maiduguri.

If it's from Maiduguri,
it's most likely camel kilishi.

Hope you love camel meat..

Better to lose one arm

than to lose one head...

In Nijeriya ??

Very good.

These people have constituted
themselves in a nuisance & hazard,

jumping onto the road to disrupt traffic
& demand for bribe.

I sincerely detest them.

Arrant nonsense!!!

Robbery, pickpocket, breaking & entry,
na him una dey call crime. Una no well.

Go Benue, Zamfara, Plateau, Bornu, Kaduna
Taraba & see Herdsmen, Boko haram
rustlers, highway kidnapping &
slaughtering.

Just be thankful.

Imagine!!!!

Yuneehk:
This looks really good. Please, and please, the recipe

Simple & straight forward.

A) Ingredients:

250 grams of flour.

1/2 teaspoon of salt.

3/4 teaspoon of yeast

Tablespoon of margarine.

B) Method:

*Put flour in mixing bowl, add
your salt & sugar & mix (as dry ingredients).

*Get about 1/2 a mug(regular size)
of WARM water (not HOT) & add the
yeast & a little sugar. You may also add your
margarine into the warm water to melt.

*Cover the cup of yeast in a warm
place for about 20 minutes.

*By 20 to 30 mins, your yeast is fully activated.

*slowly pour the yeast water into dry
ingredients & slowly mix. The goal is to
attain the consistency of hard pounded yam.

* now knead or mix (with hands) for
5 minutes to get an even consistency.
Roll into ball, cover & leave in a warm place
for about 30 to 60 mins.

* Bring it out,
Cut into about 2 to 4 portions,
mill with a rolling pin & shape into balls.

Put them is an oiled container, cover
& allow it rise for about 40 min in a warm
place. by now they would be about 4 times
original size. 10 minutes b4 the end of the 40
mins, set your oven to 200 to 250°c.

*At end of 40 mins, remove the cover
from the dough & pop into the preheated oven.

Oven time is about 20 minutes.


Enjoy with fried eggs or beef stew.
& send me your first samples via WhatsApp!!!


Your expertise increases with
every attempt.

Quickteller is carrying out
deductions to assist in Buhari's

re-election campaign since Buhari has
informed the public that he has no money...


You will soon receive a message of
gratitude for your 50k donation from the
Buhari Campaign organization.

Arrested for attemting
poverty alleviation??!!!??

Hot, fresh,
simple home baked bread,

Using a mini, tabletop
electric oven..

Taking off your shoes, protective gear,
weapons, pant, helmet & others to
pray in a battle zone??

An unnecessary security risk &
break in combat protocol.

On my mind... ; )

Wizzy was taking a shot
with his babe for the night,

& here you come with your
bushy bear-bear & blue shoes
to bomb them.

Wizzy no crop am well sef

Ask that her tall,
black Boyfriend,

I suspect him.

He tortured her to get
her ATM pin & then murdered her, after collecting
the dollars on her..

Yeye boyfriend!!

But the general's body has already been
discovered at a different location
since Monday 17th sept.

Am I missing something.??

And why didn't they simply get scuba divers
to investigate, instead of draining a
whole pond?
It is this type of irrational
approach to problem solving that has
prevented the army from defeating a ragtag
Boko haram.

And BTW, there is no report of
who & why he was killed.

Stop spreading your fake, personal
ethnocentric deductions
on social media

Yawa don gas!!!

Kidnapping a 70 year old
'danfoe' driver?

This must be the handiwork
of Fayose's thugs as their outgoing
kpomó-loving oga
has stopped paying them..

Better be his baby mama &
stop wasting our time...

A typical PTSD syndrome.

That is why soldiers must be
rotated from battle zone to less
stressful postings on a regular basis.

C in C , Burutai & the army have lost it.

Why is his belly button
on his chest??

Black man can not change.

Selling & using your children or
relations as a form of currency or
livestock.

It is this same character that
fueled the slave trade in the middle ages;

where it was profitable to sell off
your kids or other victims to oyibo
in the transatlantic slave trade.

Even when oyibo decided to stop the
practice, the black chiefs refused..