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The cattle in this pic are either
from India or South East Asia.

Buhari,
Why??

You don dey use fake certificate
dey chop food since 2006, e no do you.

Now you wan become NUJ President,
based on same fake documents.

Yeye man.

AgbenuAnna:
Are you watching your weight
This food is small oh
Looks yummy to eat this little

Did you notice the size of
the serving plate? Lolz

the portion size is actually
average...

Meanwhile,

most of his cars can not go
to Aiyetoro, his village, because
the road has totally failed & in total
state of disrepair.

Yet, he is in the Senate,
following Saraki upandan like
a police dog.

Tufiakwa!!

Hot, white 'Nigerian' rice...

Definitely not under Buhari!!

What do you expect from
a woman called Idiot.... Sorry, Idiat??

.She went for a banging,
ended up collecting a beating.

The dude is sick in the head.

This man is showing
classical signs of an egomaniac.

So, he is equating himself with
foreign presidents & heads of states.

So,
.what did she raise his hand for??

'Wild oats".......

"Touch of death"....

Benue workers & civil servants
right now.....

This gal wan turn all her
parents to celebrities by force.

Yesterday na mama,

day before yesterday na grand mama.

Today na papa,

Tomorrow e go be grandpapa...

Haba!!!

The keké of private jets...

The Kékè of private jets...

Win primaries first nahw!!

Wondas shall never end!!

Olosho dey complain about
rape inside customer hotel room?

Dem kidnap you enter the room?

Oloshi,
Olosho...

Blackmail alert!!

Olosho alert!!

LuciferKristi:
Exactly.

How did they know the EXACT pond to search?

And we damn well know there are no cameras or satellites over that area.

This smells stronger than pocohantas' armpit.

Do you own a car?

If you do, you should know that
Car Trackers are installed in most
cars these days.

If a car with such a gadget is stolen,
you can get its current or last location in real time
through Its GPS system.

The same way they track stolen
cell phones.

The ignorance of the perpetrators will
prove to be their downfall.

A friend posted this
on Facebook and........

...... I hereby declare,

I must have
grilled fish today, today!!!!

The fishes be like mammy wata.

Matured men in secondary school.

By this time, them never born
Buhari sef

And obasanjo is still claiming
89 years instead of 99 years.

"Rescue" or arrested??

Thank God for his life..

".....while assuring of the lives
& properties.......""

Na so bank robbers dey practice
before coming to rob bank.

Don't blame the vigilant policeman
who was alert to his duties.
.

Under Buhari, soldiers & even police have had
a very rough deal.

All the man cares about is going
abroad to relax or take pix with world
leaders, so that they can praise him.

An 8Mp shot, with &
without flash..

Somebody's daughter!!!

Tufiakwa!!