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send your gunmen abi??

Steve Jobs was the creative
genius behind Apple®.

With his absence, Apple have
just been going round in circles.

Nothing new,
Nothing creative.

iPhone dis,
iPhone dat,
year in, year out.

Only thing dem sabi now
na how to increase price..

Don't worry,
the chinkos are coming for una!!

In Nigeria, we are investing
heavily on our politicians, to ensure
a better future for our children & country.

Every year, we give them about
20% of our national budget & allow
them 'pad' their own budget to keep
them happy & focused.

We also reserve all the best Federal
jobs for their intelligent, hardworking children,
while the common man & his lazy kids
are kept in check with Tradermoni™ & Npower.

Happy politicians,
Happy Nigeria...

theoldpretender:
1.The US does negotiate with terrorists....eg Bowe Berghdal's release....IN exchange for some Taliban fighters...

2.Israel too does do negotiaitons....eg the dead bodies of two Israeli soldiers in exchange for some Hezbollah millitants, as well as the negotiaitons around Gilad Shalith.

3.Yes, there is the commando job...but it does not always work.

4.Nigeria has tried commando tactics. Example in 2014...a white guy in Sokoto was kidnapped by a terror group. SSS located the guy...and cordonned off the house he was in. The terrorists killed him.

You better get yourself acquainted with
the dynamics of international politics.

Technically speaking the US doesn't considere
the Taliban as terrorists, but adversaries.
Remember that the Taliban where the govt
of a sovereign country which the US & its
coalition partners pushed out of power; they have
been fighting since 2001( maybe you were
not yet born) to return to power.
America can thus exchange POWs with them.

Hezbollah is the military wing of a registered political
party that is actually the defacto army of
the State of Lebanon. They have fought conventional
wars with Israel to protect Lebanon & the
interests of the suffering Palestinians.

Its only America & their western allies that
have labeled them "terrorists". They fight
conventional wars & regularly exchange soldiers or
their remains with Israel.

Gilad was a victim of the 2006 (?) Israeli
Palestinian war. Technically, the Palestinian
fighters are the soldiers of Palestine, not terrorists.

Great film...

rs172:
Do me a favour, you can give the mad man your kid to babysit for you, atleast it will show you he is still civilised

So, because a fellow human being
is suffering from mental illness, anywhere
you see him, you give him a serious beating
& inflict injury on him?

Did he come towards your baby?
Did he attempt to harm somebody?

This sort of mentality is why oyibo
police shoot black men on sight in the US;
because they know you ppl are subject
to savagery.

The mistake made by govt from
the get go was to negotiate & pay
Ransom to terrorists.

If citizens are kidnapped, the best any
modern responsible govt should do is, plan
a commando style rescue, not minding the
risks to victims & our soldiers.

If we succeed, good.
If we fail, then a message has been sent.

When you pay terrorists, you become
their ATM, anytime they are short of cash,
the will raid another school. If they can
raid full military bases & barrack, then how
many schools can you protect?

America, Israel, Britain & most developed
countries will never negotiate with terrorists,
that is why nobody takes their citizens hostage
for ransom, the terrorists know say, na
bad bizness.

And the Nigerian govt is here, financing
the terrorists to the tune of billions of
naira (in $$€€££) & endangering the rest
if us.

Yes, sadly, the hostage may be
killed if we don't negotiate
( just as innocent kids, women & old
people are killed in any war)
in the long run, it makes the rest of us safer.

RIP to the innocents!!!

What crime has this man committed
to warrant such molestation??

We are we prone to savagery at any
small excuse?

And we will be here condemning
South African treatment of Nigerians.

kabillionaire:
Not only that, he single handedly chooses politicians from party ward chairman to only God knows where and all are disasters.
But then, I remember his uncle J. S. Tarka, that single handedly brought Hausa/Fulani's from the far north to be elected in Benue state. As if that's not damaging enough, he imposed his own son Hon. Mbakorakaa Tarkar on the Benue people as a house of rep. member while himself was a serving senator.

This man has indeed, shortchanged
the Benue ppl for a whole twenty years.

You travel through their state capital &
there isnt any visible signs of progress.

Heading East by way of Otukpo is
a complete nightmare, even with the fact
that Benue has always been with the
Power at the centre, PDP & now ApC, some
of these Federal roads should have been
Rehabilitated.

And they are owing their workers &
pensioners.

We also understand that Orton has not
commissioned any projects, though he was
reported to have commissioned a sizeable
number of wheelbarrows last year.

kabillionaire:
Not only that, he single handedly chooses politicians from party ward chairman to only God knows where and all are disasters.
But then, I remember his uncle J. S. Tarka, that single handedly brought Hausa/Fulani's from the far north to be elected in Benue state. As if that's not damaging enough, he imposed his own son Hon. Mbakorakaa Tarkar on the Benue people as a house of rep. member while himself was a serving senator.

This man has indeed, shortchanged
the Benue ppl for a whole twenty years.

You travel through their state capital &
there isnt any visible signs of progress.

Heading East by way of Otukpo is
a complete nightmare, even with the fact
that Benue has always been with the
Power at the centre, PDP & now ApC, some
of these Federal roads should have been
Rehabilitated.

Now they are owing their workers &
pensioners.

We also understand that Orton has not
commissioned any projects, though he was
reported to have commissioned a sizeable
number of wheelbarrows last year.

We need such snake around our
national money & finances.

Imagine how many governors, ministers
perm secs & senators would have been
moving around with snake necklace..

This Akume chap has just being
playing kalo kalo with the life of
the Benue people.

He brought in Suswam who was
a disaster as a governor.

He then singlehandedly brought in
Ortom who has turned out to be a
catastrophe.

What does that say of his leadership
style & quality?

Wetin bring cultism & armed robbery
into the charges??

This is a straight forward case
of manslaughter, not premeditated murder.

With all the controversy, surrounding & eventually
leading to the exit of the Kemi Adeosun, it is interesting
to observe that, no mention has been made of whether,
when & where the acting minister, Zainab Ahmed served
her NYSC.

Her public profile indicates that she graduated at 21yrs from ABU & started her Public Service with Kaduna State in 1982.

Her career trajectory through the civil service has been adequately captured, but no mention of NYSC.

The Adeosun saga may be the tip of a giant iceberg
that may eventually expose many public office holders.

We must remember though, that the sin of Adeosun wasn't much of an issue of not serving, but of parading & presenting a forged National document to facilitate her employment.

This is what APC decampees should
have done from the get go, instead of
going back to the disgraced PDP.

With the funds at their disposal,
They could then have controlled it &
even welcomed PDP decampees looking
for a new platform & also absorbed
smaller parties.

It could then become like APC in
2014 & a true third force.

But, all these so-called politicians
no get brain. Na to dey eliminate each other
go Start now.

Now the PDP umbrella is too small to
cover all the fat bellied decampees & the
loyalists who remained.

This is country is a biiiigg joke.

worldman:
you try sometimes the most common cause may be the valve seal., if the seal are weak or too strong oil pass through it to the top of the pistons during combustion the heat push the oil to the exhaust and spark plugs

Valve seal leakage cannot soak
plug, but can cause smoky exhaust after
the car has been parked for a while, like
overnight.

It means the oil rings, around the
pistons are either broken or worn out.

This could lead to a wearing out of
the piston sleeves.

All this leads to escape of the engine
oil from the crank case into the
combustion chambers.

First thing you notice is smoke in
your exhaust fume, then a 'shorting' of
engine oil, when you check the engine
oil with the dipstick. As such you have to
keep 'topping' your oil.

As the situation worsens & engine oil
leakage into the combustion areas increase,
the plugs are unable to ignite (spark) the petrol/engine oil mix, resulting in the "soaked" plug.

The way forward is to 'ring' the engine or
kuku comot money, buy 'new' Belgium engine.

OK.

Which Saturday are they
talking about?

I saw this same pix with
some dead terrorists last week.

The third pix is also suspicious
because the vegetation does not
reflect rainy season.

Nig Army should stop recycling
old successes, while the haram boys
currently having the upper hand.

Even sef, most of these vehicles
were seized from the nig army by BH
in battles when they overran our army bases!!!.

I never see govt wet sabi lie
like this one..

Tufiakwa!!!

It also means the president's
handlers did not even read the
report before going on the attack..

The man just loves lazy mediocres.

Chunky, juicy beef.

Just pick one!!

These ppl are allergic to truth,
but love fake praise...

Na you get your mouth.

Na you get your nyashhole...

Do as you wish with them, but
we aren't interested.

Her second man na
also oyibo, since I see half caste kids.

E be like say, she love oyibo 'market'..

Happy married life..

[quote author=dazzlingd post=71240794]Leper..

Kuturu....

I shall not continue to interact
with a leper & his dazzlingd leprous
fingers

See that White spot on your face?
It's already spreading ...

dazzlingd:
The money you are so excited about was someone's error and pains. Someone would have suffered for it. Nothing like bank's money, the staff that the error must balance one way or the other, it's no ones business.
May the pains of that person visit you in 100 folds you wicked soul.
Karma is a bitch, it may be you tomorrow who will do erroneous transfer of larger sum of money then you will know how it hurts

The illegal deductions on my
account na your sweat abi?

May you continue to sweat & never
enjoy the fruits of that smelly sweat.

Don't use your leprous fingers to
quote me again, you scallywags & nincompoop.

All these decampees from APC
should have gone to SDP.

Going back to PDP, which is already
filled with wounded, rapacious sharks &
hyenas was a tactical blunder.

PDP will chop their money & dump them
at the crucial hour.

What a way to exit this
sinful world...

I always keep away from
Dangote trucks while on highways.

Most of their drivers are bully,
Igbo smoking death merchants.

RIP..

The boy for kuku run for
governor..

#nottooyoungtorun

Meanwhile, what happened to his
uncle's certificate wahala?

UBA mistakenly credited my empty acct with
40k some months ago,,,,

I quickly withdrew it & chop am.

I'm still awaiting to hear wehhn
from them.

I see it as payment for all
the illegal deductions they have been
cheating me all these years.

I assure you,
chopping bank money is delicious...

We need more of such.

A sitting gov has did not go to secondary school, but had a diploma, then jumped to Masters ( no first degree,) then PhD... All by correspondence, in the 80s & 90 from some unknown foreign institutions!

I suspect him.

Pls investigate!!!