₦airaland Forum

Policeman taking Tramadol
& amphetamines to have cex
in government office, because he is
to stingy to get a hotel room.

Meanwhile, to service his wife for
house, he will tell her he is too tired
from fighting crime.

Well,
As oyibo go talk,
'he died while doing what he loved.

Cross River...

But why this ignominious
deeds & misdeeds??

When you sef order for;

* shark fin soup.
*smoked tilapia
*grilled catfish.

*Summersaulting chicken
*isiewu (full dish)

*Two bottles of Andre® Sparkling wine.

The guy come decode you as
Libyan, returnee Slay mama..

Dilianne:
Kindly visit www.dilianne.com

"COMPRETENCE" indeed!!!

Na New York be him Place of
Primary Assignment??

Who give pass??

Igbos are too nepotistic, tribalistic
& jingoistic in orientation.

In America, the Bushes are originally from
Texas, a son, George Bush (later became president)
was governor in Texas while his younger brother, Jeb Bush was governor in Florida, at the same time!!!

Obama is from Hawaii but adopted
Illinois ( with Chicago as capital) as his
State & represented Illinois as a Senator
of the US.

Namadi Sambo, GEJ's VP & former gov of
Kaduna State is from Edo; he also enjoyed
Bauchi state scholarship to univuniversity
as an undergraduate (when his dad was transferred
there from Zaria, as a railway worker).
Shekarau, two time gov of Kano is from Bornu.

In fact El-Rufai of Kaduna state is said to
be a settler Yoruba.

Igbo people are members of State Houses
Of Assembly in the North & Lagos state.

Igbos are members of Parliament in the
United Kingdom.

Yet, a fellow Igbo woman, who has spent
over 30yrs in, & dedicated her life to Anambra, a former
Ambassador of the Federal Republic of
Nigeria, married with children to an Igbo leader,
legend & hero ( from Anambra), is being discriminated against because she is not an Anambra Igbo.

Yet you talk of Biafra..

Ogini?
Maninini??
Kilodé

Una Wahala never start.
Una never wakeup.
Una still dey suffer from war hangover.

Igbo must start loving one another &
see themselves as one people, one destiny.


Tufiakwa!!.!!



Meanwhile, I give her my blessings
to go forward, win & represent her
ungrateful, adopted ppl, with patriotism & distinction,
devoid of bitterness or black belle...

Na lie...

You left because big boys too
plenty for there..

...and you sef know say
your chances are next to zero.

We cannot be fooled.

Bobo groom,

na dis kain bride you wan marry??

Ordinary public food, she no want
make your mama take.

Guys of these days get carried
away by slay mamas, who have
presentable 'hardware', but lack
wife material 'software'..

Shame on her.

Untimely death,,,

But,

na only MTN waka come??

Baba mallam!!!

Only them?? ??


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Good job...

Serves the adulterous mugu right.

Now, to the adulterous wife,
who loves being 'taken' in the bush!!

Nwaoma14:
Sitting to feed ur empty brain

Igbo alert!!

This man prefers to be travelling
upandan instead of sitting at home
to address the multiple problems confronting
his citizens.

You can run from the problems,
but you can't hide.

2019 will tell.

Another cowardly, bloodthirsty, sneak attack
on innocent bystanders by the agents
of the cattle people.

somehow:
You mean a la liga club is worth less than £60m?

Total club worth?

The club must be so cheap.

Not even up to the amount some players are worth.

If your company has assets of $1billion
and liability of $1bn, 50k, it means the
company has negative net worth & is
thus valueless on paper.

So you want to believe the same
govt who paid millions of dollars to
Boko haram to release the Dapchi & chibok
School girls but denied.

It was when the same foreign press exposed
them that they admitted with style
that they actually paid.

This govt does not know that official lieing
is kwarruption.

And the lifeless one will be there
forming holy, holy

Your parents used their hard earned
money to send you to school & you go
& start civil war in the town & die in the process!!!

To go & give lectures on cluelessness!!

Igbos In Cambodia,
of all places??

Who show dem road?

In fact, how dem take reach there
without papers??

Only $1 million, for 17yrs injustice??

Shithole country....

Common "Johnny" at a Scrabble competition.

I had two 'N' on my rack but I played 'Johny'.

I was even surprised when my opponent
challenged it.

It cost me the game & a higher
ranking at a National contest.

Over 5 presidential hopefuls
in attendance.

Imagine how many hundreds of
billions these men have milked from
the common man to fuel their
extravagant lifestyles.

From his looks & action,
this guy is obviously mentally unbalanced.

The vicar did the right thing cos
this guy needs deliverance & not
beating or lynching which is a favorite
response of ppl in Akwa ibom & Cross River
States as we have constantly seen on Nairaland.

I thought I was the only one
that noticed it.

The pastor held her too tight &
for too long.

The singer was obviously uncomfortable.

Hot, beef noodles vegetable soup,
pan baked bread, poached egg
& a cup of black coffee to kick start
the 'ember months.

A true winner for all seasons..

Wish you all a blessed September
& beyond!!