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Politics › Re: Governor Kashim Shettima Harvests Cucumbers From His Farm (Photos) by adecz: 10:53pm On Aug 09, 2017
grin
All this na hobby for show.

This type of guyman farming is
too expensive to be profitable in real life.

For now, all his workers, farmers & farmhands will
be on the payroll of Borno State govt.

Farm inputs will be supplied by govt, contractors
& contract seekers.

Which large scale farming, undertaken by
an ex govt official has been successful
after leaving office??

We are not fooled.

Health › Re: Woman Being Treated With Torchlight After Church Attack In Ozubulu (Graphic Pic) by adecz: 10:50pm On Aug 09, 2017
Person kayan chiki fa!!! shocked

Igbos.
Igbos!!
Igbos!!!

How many times I call unahuh
NYSC › Re: Fake Corper Arrested At Akwa Ibom NYSC Orientation Camp By Police (Photos) by adecz: 10:45pm On Aug 09, 2017
Always from 'there'... wink

Politics › Re: Soldier Dies While Returning From Official Duty In Adamawa State. Photos by adecz: 7:31pm On Aug 09, 2017
Survive deadly boko haram,
only to succumb to
common accident..

What an irony

RIP warrior.
Education › Re: Chemical Engineering Vs Computer Science Which Has More Calculations??? by adecz: 7:29am On Jul 26, 2017
If you are afraid of calculation & extreme
Additional (Further) Mathematics,
then you better keep away from both.

Go & settle for Biological Sciences or
Geography, make your head no come burst.

No talk say I no tell you.
Health › Re: Between Policemen And A Mad Man In Lagos Traffic. Photos/Video by adecz: 5:51am On Jul 26, 2017
We just love violence in 9ja.
Was there any need to flog &
attack the lunatic?

Two policemen should have simply
grabbed the man & physically removed
him from the road.

This can never happen in a
civilized country.

We don't know what has snapped in
the man's brain to turn him kolomental.

He even appears decently dressed.

Crime › Re: Yahoo Boy Paraded Unclad In Rivers, Tried To Use Girlfriend For Ritual After Sex by adecz: 11:25am On Jul 25, 2017
Nairaland consider it decent to
show pictures of dead people with
hanging intestines, scattered brain tissue,
popped out eyes, crushed limbs

but cannot show ordinary "cucumber", nipplle or "pussycat" wink.... cool
Crime › Re: Kidnappers Gunned Down While Negotiating For Ransom In Abia State.Graphic Photos by adecz: 11:27pm On Jul 20, 2017
"During a shootout.."
Yet no guns or ammunition recovered?? undecided

I smell extra judicial execution.

Family › Re: Oldest Woman In Rivers State Dies At The Age Of 134 (Photo) by adecz: 8:02pm On Jul 20, 2017
This woman is more than 134;

I think she is about 199 years old.

RIP...
Phones › Re: Itel P51: Unboxing My New Android Phone by adecz: 7:20pm On Jul 20, 2017
2mp front camera
in this era of selfies??

Itel must be joking.
The ordinary looking
face is too bland & a no, no
for stylish ppl like me.

itel better wake up.
Business › Re: Diamond Bank Apapa Fire Incident: Bank Management Releases Official Statement by adecz: 6:01am On Jul 20, 2017
Cowardly mob,

Why dem no go burn
police barracks?

Abi na banker or bank manager
shoot the driver?

Nonsense & ingredients... angry

Politics › Re: Governor El-rufai's Gift To Chinese Investors That Visited Him Today In Kaduna by adecz: 5:57pm On Jul 19, 2017
Presenting a dead symbol of your city.

You try.
Romance › Re: Men Always Leave Me After Having Their Way The First by adecz: 8:34am On Jul 19, 2017
2dugged:
heheheh, by sweet you mean?, help the op understand ,who knows more ladies here can learn how to be "sweet" to their men
Is a very 'small' wink guy, 'sweet' to girls?

Is a very 'wide' wink girl sweet to guys?

Use your tongue count your teeth.

Guys will understand where I'm coming from.. cool
Romance › Re: Men Always Leave Me After Having Their Way The First by adecz: 7:33am On Jul 19, 2017
2dugged:
first I want to correct the assertion that vagina odour is related to being dirty. It's not, and aslo its not ralated to sex either,as even a virgin can have vaginal odur. It's is a Change in the normal floura of the vagina and the foul smell is just and indication of a fungal infection. I just don't know why guys don't bother to tell the lady as it is very easy to treat. Its just to use antifungal specific tabs and insert too. Smelly vagina is a mild infection and the easiest to get rid of as far as I am concerned
The girl no 'sweet'...
Romance › Re: Men Always Leave Me After Having Their Way The First by adecz: 7:31am On Jul 19, 2017
The reason is simple,
You no 'sweet'..... undecided

Only men will understand wink

A woman could be nice, well behaved,
beautiful, considerate, hard working etc;

but, if she no 'sweet', no man will really
like to stick around for long. Just like women
run away from a guy who is too 'small'..

Nairaland General › Re: 10 People Who Died The Unluckiest Deaths by adecz: 3:26pm On Jul 15, 2017
Quelme:
3. A Thai woman accidentally slipped
on mud, grabbed a live wire and was
electrocuted to death. The same day,
her sister was showing her neighbors
how it happened, slipped in the mud,
grabbed the same live wire and was
also electrocuted death.

In April 1991, in a rural area located 60
miles north of Bangkok, 57-year-old
Yooket Paen was walking in the farmyard
when the accident happened. Her 52-year-
old sister, Yooket Pan, was showing her
neighbors later in the day, how the
accident happened, and she herself
underwent the same set of events which
led to her death the same way.
A family of olodos.... undecided
Agriculture › Dangerous Viper... by adecz(op): 9:37am On Jul 15, 2017
This is the very wicked looking viper
I just killed while working on my farm plot.

We killed a similar but bigger size yesterday,
which has since rested in our stomachs wink

I wonder the scientific name of it.
Education › Re: Abdulkadir Islamiyat Oluwatoyin Passes Nigerian Licensing Exam With Distinction by adecz: 7:08pm On Jul 13, 2017
That is the end of her brilliant;

The Nigeria system will just stifle

& retrogress her ambition & potentials... undecided
Romance › Re: Photos Of This Hot Nigerian Female Soldier Will Leave You Drooling by adecz:
shocked
If I come against her in the
battle field, I will just allow her
to kill me..... grin

Crime › Re: Armed Robbers Attack Filling Station In Anambra, Cashier Shot Dead. Graphic Pics by adecz: 4:43am On Jul 11, 2017
Such cold blooded crimes &
killings, for how much? 90, 150 or 300k?

That is why mob action & lynchings
are so rampant when such
criminals get caught.

RIP to the middle aged cashier
trying to provide for his family.
Politics › Re: Flooding: Lagos To Re-engineer Canals, Drainage Systems – Ambode by adecz: 9:51pm On Jul 10, 2017
Have you not heard about Climate Change?

Nothing can be done about Lagos flooding.

Like many coastal countries & towns that

are at or slightly above sea level,
Its just a matter of time,
they are all gonna sink!!

Sorry Lagos sad

Politics › Re: Man In Kano Cuts Open His Roommate's Stomach, Flees With His Intestine by adecz: 7:07pm On Jul 09, 2017
"Room mate"!!!! shocked
Nairaland General › Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by adecz: 3:52pm On Jul 09, 2017
This is not snakebite, my friend...

E be like say you fall, scrape your knee
as you dey wan escape from the reptile.

Now, you come dey form James Bond.

Smarch ko, smash it nī..

Crime › Re: Cultist Arraigned For Drowning A Rival Who Killed His 2-month-old Baby (photos) by adecz: 3:31pm On Jul 09, 2017
A cultist who kills another cultist
should be encouraged & given award.

He is helping to get rid of pests,
cockroaches & scourge of society.

Properties › Re: Cement Manufacturers Agree To Crash Price –rabiu by adecz: 8:10am On Jul 09, 2017
We are not interested in your "trying",

Just bring down the price.

Nigerian manufacturers have cheated

us to much!!! angry
Politics › Re: Goodluck Jonathan Welcomed By Kano Residents While On Condolence Visit (Photos) by adecz: 6:17am On Jul 09, 2017
Becos Baba Zahra is away,
ppl are welcoming ex PDP crooks.

Wait until he comes back.... angry

Agriculture › Re: First Potato Harvest From Kaduna & Vicampro Partnership. (photos) by adecz: 5:47am On Jul 09, 2017
We produce so much food in Nigeria,

but thanks to yeye policies by PMB,

his Agric minister & economic team, all

foods produced in the country are affordable

only to elected officials & govt appointees.

They themselves don't know what they are doing... huh
Crime › Re: Photos Of Suspected Kidnappers And Gunrunners Apprehended By DSS In Kaduna by adecz: 6:54am On Jul 08, 2017
Fulani herdsmen suppliers... angry

Better to quietly shoot the bastards.
Business › Re: Naira To Dollar Exchange Rate From 1972-2017 Will Amaze You (photos) by adecz: 9:30pm On Jul 05, 2017
Where una dey,
When dollar hit N430?

I don't see those figures here... angry
Crime › Re: Baby Abandoned Inside A Carton At A Cemetery In Kaduna State (Photos) by adecz: 8:23pm On Jul 05, 2017
Ghost workers,
Ghost bank accounts
Ghost students,
Now, a ghost baby.... undecided

Wetin persin no go see for ogbodo Nigeria..

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