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Should be more than 22m.

In my village alone, we are about
20m & we are all on fb....

"Physics Electronics graduate"
offered employment in an IT company
& she says its actually "a different field"??

Did she expect to work in an Electron company??

Could be that it's such an underlying timidity
& fear of challenges that interviewers
saw in her that denied her jobs all these years.

In the real world, employers are always
looking for sharp go getters & outgoing
personalities. They could decide to take
a person with 2nd Class with such characteristics
than take her.

The best place for her may be in
the Academia.

Non of PMBs ministers are performing,

Yet, he is just keeping them.

I never knew it was possible for any

leader to be more clueless than Ebele..

So, govt is just about sharing & chopping

our collective monies??

TOFIAKWA!!!

Who send dem??

No Sniper® or Baygon® for there??

Better invest....

'Flawless'....

Steroid body versus natural body..

Killed for being a farmer!!!

Are you the Law??

Fulanis are kidnapping, raping, rustling &

murdering across all geographic locations

in Nigeria, but u didn't say they should be punished.


Though murdering women & kids in

Numan was not right, the Fulani caused the

Mayhem by first murdering an innocent

Numan ( Bachama) farmer, who the Fulani

invaded his farm to graze their cattle on his crops.


As a leader, you must preach reconciliation, not
an eye for an eye..

Gonorrhea!!

'Gentleman Disease'!!

In this day & age??

Which type of cheap kponshanas are
you shining their Congo??

Ppl are catching better STDs like

+Herpes
+AIDs
+Syphilis
+Hepatitis etc

& you are catching gonorrhea...

Go for TOGAMYCIN injection,
"One Shot, One Kill"..

Thank me later..

Breakdown in sharing formula....

This your story is too disjointed
to be understood by any rational person,

I hope you are not on gbana or any
other mind altering substances..

Only ppl on substances can offer any
advice based on this narrative...

lartty:
also went through the same thing some weeks back
I felt all the pains but couldn't move a muscle cos of the muscles relaxants
I don't know why it's like that now I'm even scared of surgery

As in many things in Nigeria, we all
go to Asian countries to source for
cheap alternative products, including drugs.

The sources are cheap but do not meet
Western international standards.

This kind of medical experiences are
becoming more rampant can even cause
death due to shock..

Have a female friend who went through
this exact experience.

She had hip surgery & awoke during the
operation, feeling all the surgical knife
cuts, pulls & tears... Imagine the pain.

When u are under anaesthetic & muscle
relaxants, you can't move or talk, so, unless
an extremely vigilant attendant notices, you
are strictly alone to face this unimaginable
horror & pain.

This is all part of the fake drugs Dora Akinyuli
(God bless her soul) fought against.

I suspect some of these ineffective
anaesthetics are sourced
at giveaway prices from either India or China.

The patient "pays" by experiencing such horror...

If this happens to you in Western
countries, u don't hammer be dat..

We also need to see the
pix of what happened after here....

"Able was I ere I saw Elba"......
Napoleon Bonaparte..

& we wonder why all these
strange diseases keep surfacing in African..

Yakubu!

Yakubu!!

Yaakubu!!!

How many times I call your nam??

Your first child is 22 & you are celebrating 35??

FINAL WARNING...

Hope his case will not become like
that of Shekau, leader of boko haram.

Shekau has been "killed"
exactly five times...

But he is still alive..

Infidelity in a Muslim marriage??

I thought Mohammed allowed for 3 more wives??

How come, face burn,
yet, the gemu ( bearbear) no catch fire..??

big3boy:
pls anybody in the house. how can i get prepaid meter. the nepa in my area are frustrating all efforts to get it. am in ibadan

NEPA have realized they cannot survive
without 'Estimated' billing, so, they prefer not
to issue more prepaid.... E no pay dem lai lai.

I trust police,

DPO go first sample the juicy one,
under threat of 8 months imprisonment..

Ignorant babes like this go quickly give in
to avoid "imprisonment..

Dem even resemble local ashi sef..

All Korrekt Sah..

For say na Naija,
the people will be
doing double celebration...

1)Snake pepper soup.

2) Lizard barbeque...

Next life, I must petition God
not to bring me near The Dark Continent,
AFRICA!!!

Even when you are minding
your business, trouble will still
look for & locate you..

RIP to an innocent..

Stepmother tinz...

Cattle Fulani used to be peaceful, simple
people, what changed?

Now, they cannot live peacefully with
themselves or any host community.

They are a problem all across
West Africa.

They must change or risk becoming extinct.

This man has less than one year;

Only the enjoyment of power kept him alive.

Who wan go all these yeye countries sef?

Na wahh for this yeye post.

The Fulani are a very backward
people, who have stubbornly refused
to embrace modern civilization, but
are determined to make other ppl
submit to their primitive ways.

Three weeks ago in Ghana, they were involved
in clashes with farmers with 13 ppl
killed, including 6 Fulani.

They are a terrible scourge in West Africa.

All nomadic tribes in the world keep to
pastures in the wilderness, but Fulani
will bring their animals to urban areas to
graze on your garden, classrooms or bedroom.

The only modern life they have adopted is
raping & kidnapping.

Most of the trouble making herdsmen are
not even citizens of this country.......

More grease to your waist...