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Anabel:
Kilagbe Kileju... meaning wetin we carry, wetin you throw. In simple terms; its a surprise comment people use when you are coming too strong on them.

explainer

sashishalom:
Well since your mind is made up...if its the only way it boost your ego or make you confident about yourself....if it makes you more of a man...if its the only way you are gonna move on...if its the only way you gonna waste your precious time and energy and anger and money...if its the only way you gonna look at your sisters and you fill fufilled doing something to a lady like them...you can still continue but rem karma doesn't just turn once,it goes in circles within a circle....its a free world...hope you won't still hate her again wen you done with her and you realize you were actually hating yourself for allowing her use you in uni then...lolz....this mind of ours is a bitch too...wish you the best and the lady I wish her luck to escape this

wow,brillant and matured. Almost didn't knw I cld ever get this wonderful opinion here. I hope d OP will listen which I doubt.

I work in one of the federal government agency(Federal Ministry of Health). I will appreciate advise on the necessary professional exam to write in the Information Technology department to enable me get promoted and upgraded fast in federal government parastatal.

I appreciate your advise on this.

Thanks

funmind:
Birds of a feather

Thank you ma. saw ur dp too sha.
you not bad looking oo

MotherConfesor:
SMH... Where u starved of breast as a child

Na wa for this guy o. u just make me go look boobs for this Sunday afternoon.

u no lie sha.

Mikeyjoe:
You have sleeping pills down there.

kikikiki. funny man

[In, out!out!! Rita out nah

emrain:
Please guys epp me. Will DSTV accept my monthly subscription even though I don't have a TV?

nice illustration

adesewa4uyahoo:
Lolz oniranu olobo 1naira... Continue distributing it till the warehouse destroy

lolzzz. o ti ya sare bu to yen

one thing baffles me. how can u penetrate someone that is not wet. my heart bleeds for rape victims.

this guy deserves that part of hell where the heat is hottest.

oloriburuku, omo ale jati jati

e be like say Manama dey ur head. people wey don rise pass u no go try this rubbish.

"if I did wrong, the hotel management shld av called him back".

ode oshi, omo ale jati jati.

mk I hear say anybody ard me listen to ur dry bonga fish joke again.

bibiking7:


These kinda stories remind me of demonic possessions in the supernatural series. I suspect crowley.

Crowley ke abi rowena

marshalcarter:
She transportin ur destiny to their kingdom....



YAFF ENTER ONE CHANCE

lol. oh boy

femi4:
Be it unto you as you have said

Thanks sir

4tunebest:
Whao! how time flies. God please open the book of remembrance of every couple trusting you for the fruit of the womb. This month will not pass them by in Jesus name.

Amen ma. I have been waiting unto God for that blessing. I hope your prayer today reaches heaven on my behalf and bless my wife with fruit of the womb.

Benikuuse:
Fire for fire. But why must a small group will have to destroy the country's economy just for their own selfish gain, while they know that it will negatively affect them and their family

Na brain no dey their head. Reminds me of a story of two people not on good terms being pursued by hired killers. They got to a place and hid themselves.

The assassin got there and couldn't find them, was about to leave when one of them came out of hiding and pointed to where the other was hiding.

RIP to both of them.

Benikuuse:
Fire for fire. But why must a small group will have to destroy the country's economy just for their own selfish gain, while they know that it will negatively affect them and their family

Na brain no dey their head. Reminds me of a story of two people not on good terms being pursued by hired killers. They got to a place and hid themselves.

The assassin got there and couldn't find them, was about to leave when one of them came out of hiding and pointed to where the other was hiding.

RIP to both of them.

WarRLaY:
nairaland how is this post educative ? you guys find joy in killing animals .. one day our children will need to go abroad to see live snakes by the time we finish killing the snakes in Africa .. #BlackPeople #SillyNigerians

So make them leave the snake make e kill person abi?

sixtuschimere:
Following the attack by Boko Haram terrorists on troops location last night in Sambisa forest, eight more bodies of killed Boko Haram terrorists have been recovered from the forest. The bodies, according to Colonel Sani Kukasheka Usman, were recovered Monday morning in addition to other recoveries earlier made.

In a related development, on 8th May 2016, at about 10.30pm, 3 Boko Haram terrorists went to Puchi village to tax the community. On received of information, troops of 7 Division mobilized in conjunction with some Civilian JTF to the area.




On arrival, they found out that the residents have apprehended 2 of the terrorists and lynched them, while the third one narrowly escaped according to reports.





The troops recovered 1 AK-47 rifle, 1 rifle magazine and 8 rounds of 7.62mm ammunition and a Dane Gun.

Source: http://www.trezzyblog.com/2016/05/8-bodies-recovered-as-troops-continue.html

So them be arsenal fan sha . @ the second pix

9janewsarena:
See more photos @@@
www.9janewsarena.com/2016/05/former-beauty-queen-isabella-ayuk.html

kini nkan na.kini to ti lapa

tonzo:
I am an old member of nairaland since 2007 .may first 2016,I was kidnapped by armed men in porthacourt ETCHIE lga,
I was lured by my a caller who claimed he got my contact from vconect website. We talked for one week about a dredger ,I should help him construct dredger,I offered to link him up with my guy who frabicates dredgers in ughelli,he told me to come and look at the site and we should discuss before my friend come to pH,i told him we should meet in an hotel or eatery for security reasons he assured me that governor wike has sanitized rivers state that the state was free of all forms of violence.
I travelled from calabar to pH on Sunday ,I was on my way to elele when the caller who claimed to be a honourable called me to know if I would still come to pH ,I told him I was already in pH ,he convinced me to come to ETCHIE ,my fellow nairalanders I went there and I was kidnapped by eight armed men,all my money from my ATM cards was stolen,they demanded for 5m from my family.
the God of wonder double

TRUE GOD OF WONDER DOUBLE

247frolicboss:
Davido who also goes by the nickname Omo Baba Olowo (OBO), has lived up to the hype once again by surprising one of his fans. Davido who recently signed a N100million deal with Pepsi, gave reportedly gave a female fan N50,000.


The obviously happy fan identified as @Kanyinsolafeyi, took to her Instagram to share a post showing off the N50,000 the musician gave her.



According to her, Davido gave her the money just because she said “God bless you” to him.

Here’s a screenshot of her post below:



Hmmm…Maybe it’s time to bombard him with prayers, what do you think?

www.newshelm.com/2016/04/photo-davido-gives-fan-n50000-for.html

David, God your entire generation and family. mk I send account number?

Empredboy:
»»ALERT ALERT ALERT»»
Beware of ATM fraudsters.

I, BenjaminZion is a VICTIM.
Read till the end Ooh:
Since last week Wednesday till yesterday, I frequently receive an SMS from this phone number: 234 803 413 8959. and the message read thus:
"Dear Customer, due to the BVN validation in compliance with CBN directives, your ATM card has been deactivated. Call our helpline on 08034138959 now.
My people, at first, I ignored it severally knowing that if truly its from First Bank, the SMS should've bear FIRST BANK name.
Then on Sunday, someone visited my house, so I decided to go withdraw but the ATM machine displayed that I've exceeded 5times of withdrawal which I haven't.
Now, I believed the SMS I got might be from the Bank Manager of the branch where I opened my account @ Onitsha.
Then today, around 12:17pm, I got same SMS and I decided to call because I'll be attending a seminar tomorrow here in Enugu which I need to withdraw money that will aid my transport and other expenses.
When I called, the number picked up & said "This Is FBN helpline, I'm speaking with Mr Benjamin Zion Arinzechukwu" I replied "Yes". He called out my account number & the last two digits of my ATM card. I was shocked then, I now believed it was from First Bank.
Throughout the dialogue, he was calling me Sir, Sir, Sir. I was convinced coz that's how bankers treat customers.
He asked me to call the 19digit pin on my ATM card, which is the Serial number & I dis exactly.
Within 4mins, I got this five code (28506) which I sent back to them as instructed. They told me to call Back after 40mins.
My people, within 25mins, I got an alert of #10.000, five times, which is 50.000naira.
I called back the number & complained; they say, they'll refund the money within the remaining 15mins. That they're testing the pin.
Then, I began suspecting the whole transaction.
I called a staff @ FBN Onitsha, the branch where I opened the account, her line was switched off.
I suspended the lunch I was preparing, switch off the gas cooker, dressed up like a mad man and made my way out of the house.
I stopped a Keke (tricycle), I even wore my belt and shirt inside the Keke.
When I got to the bank, I went straight to the Bank Manager's office (My new friend), I complained to him. He was mad @ me & blamed me for not calling him to confirm since I have his contact. I also blamed him for not informing me hitherto coz he knows such info & didn't informed me earlier.
He took me to the "Customer Service Unit", I was given a form where I penned down my Acc name & number. They blocked the ATM card & pin immediately.
Still @ the spot, I got a withdrawal alert of #30.000naira, summing it #80,000.
Many people came for same purpose; a lady was lamenting that after giving them her ATM Serial pin, within 30mins, she got an alert that she transferred 200.000 two times i.e 400.000naira. To one Mr Jude Okonta. Then, my anger was lessened, I began to thank God for making me notice on time & acted fastly.
I went outside & test the ATM card and it was blocked truly.
I called back the line, and the man/guy said "Sorry sir, for the inconvenience, we're trying to refund the money but there's poor network. I quickly lay curse upon the man, and gave him 1week to refund my money or he'll meet his waterloo.
How can a student like me lose such amount to nothing good.
Though I'm burning with ANGER & GRUDGES but
I decided to write an article on this, so that none of my friend will fall victim as I did today.
Kindly share this to others.

My names are: Benjamin Zion Arinzechukwu.
{Deo-Gratias}.

Na wa oooo. I got a similar text message and my response was "You are mad sir" . I no hear from the magga again

Festivalofholi:
get ur smelly self out of my face

alaye calm down . you dont talk to a woman like that despite the fact she is just giving a friendly advise.

ireneony:
Tosin u are so on point, especially no.6

Sometime last year, Mrcork came to my home unannounced. That niggah was my very good friend then.

I was in the bathroom taking my bath and same time listening to music with my beat by dre
The niggah went to the bathroom And bumped in without knocking.
At first I was startled......I had a second thought and I smiled to myself

The next thing I did was to lock the door
I grabbed him, I tore his shirt and remove his trousers. ...I was fast as usain bolt...I bleep the hell out of him
After I was done..mrcork was crying.

And that was the last time I heard from mrcork

hmmmm,okiri. I troway yarnsh for u o.abeg I for like bump into u unclad ooo

Btruth:
Monday April 25


“Whoever says to this mountain.”  Mk 11:23 NKJV

Mountain-moving prayers

Does the problem you’re facing seem like a mountain to you? Jesus said: “Assuredly …whoever says to this mountain, ‘Be removed and…cast into the sea,’ and does not doubt in his heart, but believes that those things he says will be done, he will have whatever he says. Therefore…whatever things you ask for when you pray, believe that you receive them, and you will have them. And whenever you stand praying, if you have anything against anyone, forgive him, that your Father in heaven may also forgive…your trespasses. But if you do not forgive, neither will your Father…forgive your trespasses.” (vv. 22-26 NKJV). Here Jesus gives us three keys to answered prayer. (1) Keep speaking God’s Word over your problem. “My word…shall not return to Me void, but it shall accomplish what I please, and…prosper in the thing for which I sent it” (Isa 55:11 NKJV). (2) Keep feeding your faith and starving your doubts. “Whatever things you ask when you pray, believe that you receive them, and you will have them” (Mk 11: 24 NKJV). (3) Keep forgiving. “Whenever you stand praying, if you have anything against anyone, forgive him” (v. 25 NKJV). The mountain in your life can’t be removed if you’re harboring unforgiveness. God’s willingness to answer your prayers depends on your willingness to forgive the person who hurt you. So ask yourself: Is it worth holding on to bitterness? Bernard Meltzer says, “When you forgive, you in no way change the past, but you sure do change the future.”
Whether or not you think your offender deserves to be forgiven, do it for your own sake—so that the mountain can be moved.

very nice piece. Think I nd to apply them for all prayers to be answered with speed

Zoharariel:
Mine is Bishop David Abijawara Oyedepo of fraudland. Do you know Y?

When Jonathan - the ineffectual buffoon visited him on January 25, 2015; he said - we will open the gate of hell on those who oppose you

Yes - you guessed right! Papa Oyedepo has since pocketed the keys to the gate of hell - after Buhari won the election for fear of being bundled into the EFCC or DSS dungeon

Whether the ineffectual buffoon is still in touch with Papa Oyedepo or not is what I cannot say

you must be high on cheap crack. did you verify he said that or u just using stupid "dem say,dem say". pls be sure before you type rubbish next tym.

ireneony:
love is a beautiful thing ❤❤❤❤❤❤
The guy fine nor be small Tall and presentable!

hmmmm.like ur sincerity.

hafees:
They can give the number to FRSC and get the details

brain full ya head die. that's d best solution

wristbangle:
Is your husband aware of the bolded yet he
is not concerned? Like seriously, u accept everything guys offer u including your admirers and in return they expect nothing?

oyami lenu ooo

goodlifehyd1:
Mtcheeeew anybody who got time to read the whole epistle should summarize.

People are thinking of how to move the nation forward this one is busy writing one epistle like Wizkid never forget say Hin even threaten to beat you. Mtcheeeew

SUMMARY: Linda dey fear and report wizkid lie for station say e dey encourage boys beat women about town.

YorubaWoman:
[color=#8C001A]Koli ti mu oyan re
O wa denu kole

Koomu nsise agbara o [/color]

guy na wa ooo

YorubaWoman:
[color=#8C001A]Koli ti mu oyan re
O wa denu kole

Koomu nsise agbara o [/color]

guy na wa ooo. koomu nsise gidigan

iykedare:
Lol

Money can't you him a big d1ck.

Lawd!

I saw the video. Mehn,that's a baby d1ck. God,I will forever be grateful to you.

lol, u b mumu i swear. see how u got me lol. how many feet be ur own abeg