tribalistseun:
YES 5%. how about that. if you have a problem with that, catch me outside of nairaland how about that?

Don't have a prob with dat so OYO.

phrancys001:
Ur friend mama babe o! Good old days without the numerous oloshoo dem dey now all they do now is serving aristocratic men bed instead of their country.

wat is he saying

tribalistseun:
She's team Tboss. Vote for Tboss she's now a movement in Africa. Smart and beautiful

Will u b given a share in d 25 mill?

veekid:

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she's not even funny; see her slippers chest

slippers chest dat she keeps flaunting

ovokooo:
Former BBA contestant is not living any stone unturned in her quest to become a fashion icon. She was seen dorning a calvin klein undies. Go girl!!!

Source: http://ovoko.com.ng/beverly-osu-poses-calvin-klein-undies-pics/

she was seen where? In ur dreams? SMH

dainformant:
A Nigerian lady identified as Toyosi Akerele-Ogunsiji, met with US presidential candidate in the just concluded election -Hilary Clinton while having having dinner at Henrietta's Table inside Charles Hotel in Cambridge, Massachusetts. The lady who also met with former Deputy Central Bank Governor of Nigeria, Kingsley Moghalu -claimed that she asked to invite Hilary Clinton to Nigeria.

Read what she shared below;

MEETING HILLARY CLINTON.

What an Honour of my Life.

1. I was having Dinner at Henrietta's Table inside Charles Hotel with the Former Deputy Central Bank Governor of Nigeria, Kingsley Moghalu yesterday when Hillary Clinton walked in casually with a few aides.

We talked briefly and I asked to invite her to Nigeria soon. As she walked off, she told me I'll go places. I'm holding on tight to that word in Faith. It means Everything. Aaaaaaaw. Mama. You're Loved.

2. Earlier in the day, VADM Michael Franken, the U.S. Africa Command’s Deputy for Military Operations came to speak to us about the Continent's prospects and potential in Peacekeeping and National Security.

He mentioned Nigeria almost 20 times in 90mins.

Two of my really good friends, Agnes Igoye and Robert M. Thelen can testify.

He helped us see more diamonds in the rough in my Country.

3. I also visited Professor Kingsley Chiedu Moghalu, the immediate Past Deputy Governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria who now teaches International Business Economy at the Fletcher School of Law and Diplomacy in Tufts University. One of the brightest minds out of our Country. Tonnes of Students from all over the World in his Class. Very well Respected Professional. He gave me a signed copy of his Book, "Emerging Africa"

What a Day. No Words.

This God of my Life has a Plan that I'm yet to Understand.

NIGERIA - The Gift that keeps giving me everything I need to be the best I can be.


Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2017/03/nigerian-lady-meets-with-hilary-clinton.html

Stewpid heading. Must u put expensive? Will it b a cheap hotel b4? Mtchewwwww

Ovokoo:
Here is a before and after picture of a man who bleached his skin.

Source: http://ovoko.com.ng/man-bleaches-skin-pictures/

His lips did not bleach n join?

BlueShine:
biko this oba is not normal upstairs at all! That little kid sitting right beside him on the floor is suppose to be in school for goodness sake!

Oga d boy has closed 4 d day at school.

Speedyconnect5:
are those his legs?

very ugly looking legs

subtlemee:
It's their time to shine..but they won't and can't steal psquare's spot light

as in eh! D OP is a dweeb to even tink dat! Saw one of deir videos, WACK! Even d song sef WACK

princeakins:


U ryt to an extent tho most people say wah dey can't do. Lol buh considering wah she said on anoda thought, she is ryt

I went thru ur sexuality topic, errm nyc buh I want an exception like hv a face to face chat wit u.
Don't get confuse, am for real.

So try consider dt.

lol! Well..............!

lalasticlala:
I got this mail. Kindly read and share your views and advice. The person in question is reading. Thanks. See the unedited mail after the cut.

YOUR ADVICE IS NEEDED: I AM BEEN PRESSURED TO GET MARRIED AND ALSO CHANGING MY RELIGION


"I wonder why she should be pressuring me to change my religion before getting married to her. I sorted an advice from a pastor, and I was told that she was not the woman for me. That i will have problems along the marriage. After I few consideration, I decided to also sort for advice from Nairalanders.

I am a muslim and my woman is a christian. She is forcing me to change my religion which i have been practicing since childhood. Taking such a decision is not that easy you know. To change my religion because of a woman? I don't think it is right. She has also refuse to change to my religion. Now, her family are pressuring and want me to change my religion. I am writing this to seek advice from Nairalanders to give me direction to follow... I know many will yab, insult or in-sugar me... I just need a candid advice."

I don't understand, since wen do private matters become public business. Abeg MR man if u cannot make a decision as a man den wats d use getting married? As concluded u cannot change religion cos of a woman meaning u aint changing so y r u asking u qwesion? Mtchewwwww

Adulphus:
Who TTT Epp. I just feel like killing U

Kill him with a blunt knife

princeakins:
Reasonable buh some jealous n hot tempered gehs won't like dz.

The madam seyi bush hunter sef won't even like it, she is just making noise.

Jamiubond009:
Breaking News!!! Gen. Muhammadu Buhari has been appointed as Nigeria's High Commissioner to the UK. Details ...The current President of Nigeria, Prof. Yemi Goodluck Osinbade Tinubu Osinbajo has appointed former military ruler and 2 years-incompetent ruler of Nigeria, retired Gen. Muhammadu Buhari as High Commissioner of Nigeria to the United Kingdom, UK, by his excellent performance as an acting President. With this development, the Nigerian money market takes a slide north into recuperation, as the naira appreciates strongly against the tyrannic dollar. Reacting to the goodwill of Osinbajo, Nigerians are of the opinion that the former military ruler and septuagenarian, can extend his medical safari till his desired time. In clear terms, Mr. I-nor- dey-look-face said, "the former President is more useful to us in the UK than Nigeria. He has copiously given us hope in his absence, we wish him well serving Nigeria from London", he said. Similarly, the Peoples (un)Democratic Party of Nigeria, PDP, have reiterated their commitment to support Osinbajo's APC rather than Buhari's APC; which according to them, would bring succour to the ongoing burial of the party by Ali Modu-Sheriff. In converse response, the Abuja crew and Northern elites have intensified their prayers for the hasty return of the former president, in order for their political interests to be secured, a prayer, which according to some "bad belle" forces says Allah has clearly ignored. In breaking the news of the appointment to the media, Lying (typo), Minister Lie (typo) Lai Mohammed who is responsible for Nigeria's information has said he needs to confirm from the Oga at the Top before taking his position as he would not want to deny Ambassador Buhari of the title of his new job.

just 3 likes 4 dis epistle!

ZarZar:


Perhaps because she's not a gullible fool & knows that the majority of South Africans are good people.

yea right na true.

PapiNigga:
The pretty wife-to-be, Ewaniademi and her heartthrob, Niyi Hamed are both classy, saucy, stylish, trendy, and elegant in these lovely pre-wedding photos. #sahsha2017



http://www.thisisnaija.com/2017/02/checkout-this-swagalicious-alhaja-in.html?m=1

which shoe are dey always buckling in all pre wedding photos of dese days?

Nnamddi:
Nollywood actress, Rukky Sanda poses with a huge Python at a Zoo in South Africa.

The beautiful Actress Rukky Sanda is currently vacationing in South Africa.

http://www.naijahelm.com/2017/02/actress-rukky-sanda-poses-with-huge-python.html

this ODE her heart is in her mouth o. And y is she in SA? D mumu no dey hear stories?

kennydotkom:
Pls house is it a wise decision i have taken never to rent a house of more that #150k per annum when my annual salary is #600k. How financial helpful has this been to me or am just trying to be a miser ?

y r u asking us abi u just want to show urself? 600k sal. Hmmmmm I hear.

decomaniaboss:
I go first eat enough rice and that their fish Wey they fry well well , you no how fish and rice they coast.then I go pack the rest ...meat hooo chicken hoooo wine nd etc my own na my bele hooo..and if they get generator Hein ,chai I go happy

on point jare.

SuperSuave:
Pls let me know when it's time for us to invade shoprite!! #Enoughisenough

I'm behind ya back! I will personally leave work to invade shoprite with u. ( Things I will steal on ma mind! My car must able to carry enuff tins).

CEOJAMIENAIJA:
A photo of tonto dikeh breastfeeding her son debuted online today, this comes after she was accused of smoking and being unable to take care of her child.

What does this change?

http://www.jamienaija.com/2017/02/rare-photo-of-tonto-dikeh-breastfeeding.html

this shows dat d op is jobless, dumb n stewpid. How is dis news? Dem swear 4 u ni?

After all d serenren this is what happens when kids date each other. Two dunces

vicdom:
Buhari is the most useless person to have lived on earth... You will never go unpunished.

Jesus, Buhari, Soap! How dem take connect?

Na backside dis one wan go advertise for camp? Girls of now ah days nd their wahala of sex symbol ish!

sexfabregas:
I'm a student of one of the eastern tertiary institutions, any one from the east will know that the highest number of ponzi scheme investors come from eastern universities.

Well my close friend spent up to 150k (part borrowed and part of his house rent money) to buy bitcoins for mmm united. Long story short, wallet got hacked money went down the drain, there was a middle man in the bitcoin transaction though, but the guy has been begging for time to raise the money to refund my friend.

The problem is, my friend's grace period for his house rent payment is expired now and he has a no nonsense land lord who has kicked him out, he's still squatting with some neighbors for now.

I advised him to confess to his parents but he refused bluntly. insisting he has a good chance of getting his money back from the middle man who bought bitcoins for him.

Anyone with sensible suggestion and advise should kindly share please.

stay blessed

what u want us to do now? Contribute rent money for him?

JimloveTM:
Dear Nairalanders, come and celebrate with us!.


OUR MARCH 11TH LOVE STORY_
February 14th may be accepted globally as a day of love, but for us, March 11th is bae. I first met her (Ogechi) on March 10th 2015 while working as a business developer / project manager in a software/IT firm in Asaba. She was scheduled for JAMB UTME exam in my company's IT Computer Based Testing facility on that day. While I was busy attending to our network engineers (who were trying setup the computers for the exams), a colleague required my attention outside. "Jim, come see this 'USB', this one na your specs o". USB (flash drive) was a slang we used for slim and portable beautiful ladies while Coke bottle was for big and very curvy ladies. Just like a normal guy would respond, I rushed out of the hall to see this "USB". I was attracted immediately (which was unlike me, but there was something special about this one). Shortly she joined the screening queue and soon entered the hall. Come and see me behaving like a "private invigilator" in the hall. I chose a spot to stand (right behind her). I was trying to spy her name on the screen. Finally i saw her name, and i went outside to take a sit waiting for her to finish.

Then the big moment came, she was done with her exam. She came outside looking exhausted and she headed straight for the exit stairs. My liver was failing big time. I was scared she would feel embarrassed if I called her name. My liver finally failed me and I gave up. She was about to take a step further down the stairs out of sight when she finally looked up and I immediately beckoned with my hands for her to come. She did, I guess she thought I was a JAMB official. "How was your exams?" I asked. "Fine, thank you!" she responded. "You look intelligent, I would like to know what you will score" I continued. "No problem sir" she said. "No problem?, there's a problem, I don't have your number". She smiled and dictated her number while I happily wrote it down. "I will call you later" I waved as she went downstairs. We officially began to talk fully via calls, and chats the next day March 11th 2015, and it was so amazing how fast we were becoming friends. I found out that she had never been to Asaba all her life and I was even surprised how Jamb "divinely" posted a candidate residing in Warri to Asaba (3 hours away). Well, all things works together for our good.
Bae secured admission to an amazing institution and she's currently top of her class now in year 2. She runs her own Online training business (like bae like boo).

2 years later (March 11th 2017), we are tying the knot (getting married) on the exact same day we began talking. So amazing!. At this junction, I want to thank God for this divine match making (more powerful than any dating resource), and secondly JAMB Nigeria for allowing God use you guys fix her CBT centre 3 hours away from her home just to meet me. I hope to see all you JAMB staff at the reception hall especially the JAMB registrar Mr. Ishaq Oloyede (hope this IV gets to you) and Mr Eze the Jamb Official on ground that day.

Finally I want to use this medium to invite all of you to the wedding. If you love our story and want to tap into this kind of grace and connection, show some love by praying for us, attending and in your gifts. See you in March 11th, Warri town. RSVP:

mods help share our story

what a story but I just don't gat d time to read someone else's long eptistle. What ever is contained in d story I wish u luck.

Lukmann1:
the 5th children? your dad is need help cuz this is not naturally. maybe he is possession.

Blood of Damascus! Where u from?

Robbin7:
Please NL my dad just disowned my elder brother because he came back home after 6:30pm on the day of his matric. This is the 5th of my siblings that my dad is sending away. I'm confused, I hate to think this trend may continue please friends advise me on what to do.
Legal and candid advices please.

I don't understand. This is a family issue not social media issue. What is wrong in involving ur father or mom's family? They r d ones to advice u nd talk to ur dad! Social media is not 4 family issues my dear! Half of dem have no solution. Pls do d rite thing n report to family people not NL people.

sixtuschimere:
His Imperial Majesty, Oba Adeyemi III, Iku Baba Yeye arrived Abuja airport in his flashy car for a take off from Abuja enroute Ibadan, Oyo State.

Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/02/alaafin-of-oyo-storms-abuja-airport-in.html

y is dat guy sitting like dat? Is he saying national anthem to the Alafin while sitting down ni?

pennywys:
I pray he riots in jail all his life, its a shame to the university that graduates this nonentity
I was so upset from the day I heard this story and God as answer my prayer in this case.
Very foolish thing imagine the way he even Brags about the crime he committed
Let this serve as a deterrent for those who think they are invincible, they can commit crimes and hide in the society.

RIOT IN JAIL KE

JamieNaij:
Today is Olakunle Churchill son's birthday, and they are celebrating it in style, as olakunle churchill takes his son to his uncle.


Olakunle Churchill is a nephew to Olusegun Obasanjo being the son of the former president’s younger brother.

See photos


http://www.jamienaija.com/2017/02/olakunle-churchill-and-his-son-pictured.html

who ask u for d epistle naaa! We know.