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Celebrities / Re: Hunger Strike: Tems Refuses To Eat In Uganda by adeskee(m): 2:18pm On Dec 15, 2020
Creditalerts:
Useless ugandans
Lawless Nigerians

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Celebrities / Re: Hunger Strike: Tems Refuses To Eat In Uganda by adeskee(m): 2:17pm On Dec 15, 2020
[quote author=Creditalerts post=97077330]Useless ugandans[/quote

Lawless Nigerians
Politics / Re: 2023: There Will Be Trouble If Tinubu Is Disappointed - Alaafin by adeskee(m): 2:09pm On Dec 15, 2020
Kaduna1stson:
Which trouble?

Tinubu should first disband Amotekun for us Arrewa people to take him serious. In the north here, Tinubu is seen as a traitor who wants to stop our herdsmen from chewing yoruba grass.

You are nothing but an impostor

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Education / Re: Rep The Secondary School You Attended And Meet Your Ex School Mates Here by adeskee(m): 11:47pm On Dec 11, 2020
Ilogbo Elegba Senior secondary school
Oto Awori ojo Lagos State

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Crime / Re: Housemaid Struggles To Cover Up Private Parts After “aunty” Stripped Her Naked I by adeskee(m): 10:40pm On Dec 11, 2020
I felt so sad
Properties / Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlord/Lady Has Ever Given You? by adeskee(m): 3:25pm On Dec 10, 2020
pocohantas:
Didn’t we go over this a week ago or something very similar.

I wonder,awon useless mod,just pushing useless topic to front page
Romance / Re: Fear Women!! I've Been Crying Uncontrollably After Reading This.. (pics) by adeskee(m): 12:36pm On Dec 05, 2020
Suicide Is not the solution Life goes on pickup yourself and mooooveeee

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Travel / Re: The Isolated Marquesas Islands In The South Pacific (Pictures) by adeskee(m): 12:04pm On Dec 05, 2020
decatalyst:
I believe the half of the earth is still untapped.



God is wonderful.

I stand to disagree

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Politics / Re: Heavy Gunshots As NANS Convention Turns Bloody In Abuja [VIDEO] by adeskee(m): 10:06pm On Dec 03, 2020
what do u expect
Crime / Re: I Got Scammed Through My Sporty Bet Account by adeskee(m): 2:51pm On Nov 29, 2020
I no pity you at all
Na foolishness and greediness push you to this nonsense.
I met the sporty guy through nairaland,he was telling me to invest just 1000 and send him my logging details,I'm 5hour time,he will get 10k or more

Sorry for loss

Crime / Re: Armed Bandits Kill Kaduna-Based Activist (Photo) by adeskee(m): 10:22am On Nov 21, 2020
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked




Shehu Sani should have done him the honour of posting a better picture and this is why I have big problems with quack photographers.

All this filter yet they couldn't airbrush the blemish on his forehead or advise him to wear a better suit?
Not only is this one greatly faded at its edges, it's collar is permanently turned in due to loss of stamina from overwashing with 'ncha soda'.

I hope this picture teaches us to pay greater attention to our looks in every picture we take because every picture counts.
You never know which one will go viral when you're dead.

With that said, "Inna lillahi wainna Illayhir rajiun".
I don't know why I find it amusing that you wanted to Secure North but couldn't even secure yourself.

May God give us the wisdom not to overrate our abilities because the devil will always be there to tempt our claims.

Am begining to understand why they banned you in the first place,you are nothing but a nuisance.
Politics / Re: Zulum Commissions 50 Houses For Unimaid’s Junior Staff by adeskee(m): 10:26pm On Nov 20, 2020
This man is always in the news for positive reasons.
I envy your developmental strides.
Am not surprised anyways because this is the outcome of a free and fair primary election.
If the North plan to retain power come 2023,someone like Zulum is a yes for me.
Even with all the generated trillion, point and kill no fit perform at all.
Politics / Re: RRS Officers Return Lady's Purse With N115K Which Fell Off Without Her Knowledge by adeskee(m): 6:25am On Nov 20, 2020
staged
Confidence building Mechanism
All na wash

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Celebrities / Re: Paul Okoye Blasts Lola Omotayo For Being A 'Manipulative Pretender' by adeskee(m): 2:30pm On Nov 19, 2020
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked




The vilest and cruelest of all serpents are the most subtle.

Don't worry Rudy
We see through her schemes and social media sainthood but we are comforted from knowing that every evil has an expiry date; one day the veil will fade and the other Pea in your pod will know that women are not worth creating enmity over.

Posterity will forever use these twins as the perfect example as to what marrying an evil woman can do to a family's unity.

The evil wife is lucky I am not Okpara Jude, she would have been back to her maiden name since 2015.
She has not only divided a great family but has deprived the fans of Psquare from hearing great music.

This is why the bible is a complete book.
We've been warned not to unequally yoked with unbelievers and for this reason did Abraham, Isaac and Jacob insist that their sons went back home to marry amongst their kin.
But the wayward one went against his late mom's dying wish and brought a termite-infested rotten log back home now no one can sleep in peace.

Tufiakwa!
2 green bottles were standing on the wall till one green bottle decided to carry condemned oil.
Now the condemned oil has stained both bottles and even the wall.


Welcome boss of all bosses
Romance / Re: What Is One Thing You Consider Wrong But Widely Practiced In Our Society Today by adeskee(m): 1:08pm On Nov 18, 2020
polygamy

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Crime / Re: Inksnation: EFCC Declares Omotade-Sparks Amos Sewanu Wanted by adeskee(m): 2:55pm On Nov 16, 2020
The major reason why Bvn is included is because of people with multiple accounts.Am a verified exchanger, authoritatively I can tell you I paid someone with seven different account,I wonder what plan his coming up with since bvn is included.
I think you guy have little knowledge of how this things works,and instead of guys to ask question,u all are acting as Mr know all
NYSC / Re: NYSC Camp Punishment : Share Your Experiences by adeskee(m): 9:49pm On Nov 15, 2020
i926:
Right from time, i like do things my own way like a boss.

In camp, when people are bathing that's when I wake from sleep, when they are chasing them, that's when I go to bath. My irregular and abnormal shit got me lot of troubles with soldiers, man o war, police, camp officials and even corp members.

Won't share all. Just one sad

So, I got bored and hungry during SAED and wanted to go back to hostel to make some cornflakes cuz going to mammy was prohibited during SAED. A soldier man called me back and asked me, where do you think you going, young man? undecided I told him the truth that I was hungry and the SAED is boring I wan go wat. The soldier man vex...para..hala me..who do you think that you are? If not for instructions given to us, I go flog you.

I asked the soldier man, would you have turned down my request, if I were your son? undecided
Walahi, you are not my son and my son cannot disobey me #speaks some Hausa + Arabic shit#

I said some stuffs and lef...he told me that God not soon catch me. I turned my head, as I walked to podium and replied, God is always nice to me.

An hour later, SAED training was done and guys stormed to mammy market for break. I ate, drank beer and even played PS 2. When I came out, mammy was empy just me And few peeps going to podium...joined them...damn, we late.

Naso the soldier man wey get small beef with sight me, he said "shebi, I told you God go catch you abi, he done finally catch you for me...I just went straight down on my kneels and was begging. He told me to do 35 push ups...I wanted to say sir, please convert it to six strokes but I remember say my body haff old for cane. I no wan cry..I did 15 push-ups and started begging.


During evening parade, the state coordinator was talking na so,I shouted so loud from my platoon "You are lying".. Soldiers came and platoon 7 members snitched and pointed to my platoon 8 as source of the voice. Nobody gree talk. Everyone in my platoon was punished

I made an enemy from that incident a girl. She started serving me small food. Whenevr I come and finds out, she serving i go straight to mammy. Finally, a good voice spoke to me. Guy, go and serve today. I marched to the kitchen made my presence know. Helped out...I served the girl half spoon of rice. In the evening, I also served and I gave her little soup grin cheesy. Wickedness dey sweet sha


This got me really bad
can't stop laughing
Politics / Re: Lagos Mayhem: Challenges Hindering Lagos State Neighborhood Safety Corps (LNSC) by adeskee(m): 3:21pm On Oct 25, 2020
where did u get all this info
Politics / Re: Lagos Mayhem: Where Is Lagos Neighborhood Safety Corps (LNSC) ? by adeskee(m): 11:20pm On Oct 24, 2020
Amiralord:
I will be glad if this thread can make it to front page

God bless you OP for this thread

Am a personnel of the agency and don't forget that this agency is headed by a retired DIG of police.

Nothing but corruption has hindered this org to perform optimally

I will be willing to outline 10 major challenges facing this org, hoping the state govt will be proactive to address those issues.

Thanks op once again

Lala front page

anticipating jejely
Politics / Re: Nans Urges Students To Be Peaceful And Protect Lagos At All Cost. by adeskee(m): 2:24pm On Oct 22, 2020
All this ex student parading themselves as student's leader.
I only know of zonal,jcc which one is Lagos axis.
Useless set of cultist them
Politics / Re: Revolution Plan: Youth Movement For Federalism In Nigeria by adeskee(m): 9:56pm On Oct 21, 2020
Tayoalaaye75:

I posted this on April 12 2020

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Tayoalaaye75:
Greetings Nairalanders,
My name is Tayo and I am not a very active nairalander but I have been using is as a guest for more than 7 years now and I know that there are deep thinkers and wise people here also.

I will be brief with the intro and purpose of this thread and page.

1) This will be a thread of young political thinkers from Nigeria both at home and diaspora.

2) For people that are not in support of any current Nigerian political party majorly ( APC & PDP)

3) For people that are not tribalistic in any way, any form of tribalism will be prohibited strictly.

4) For people that are not religious fanatics, you can be a Christian, Muslim, Hindu or Traditional worshipper but not a fanatic.

5) For people that DEEPLY don't like the situation of things in the country and TRUELY wants Nigeria to be good and has at least a tiny bit of hope.

6) For people that promote Nationalism

7) And most importantly, For people that has REAL LOVE for her people.

There would be more to come and I have bigger vision for this thread. And can later create a different for the members. It is not compulsory to be much members but sensible ones from all aspect and jobs ( Doctors, Tailor, Mechanics, Engineers, Accountant, Bankers, Lawyers, Technicians, night workers, Drivers, Government workers etc all welcomed here) and the jobless too. We can help each other the best way that we can.
During crisis like this, we will help each other, share little money among ourselves give away even if it is data.
The bigger picture is to take over the country and had very very very positive impact to Nigeria in any little way. Complete honesty and LOVE for your fellow human, your fellow black, your.fellow Nigerian.
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I am not a good Orator but with time it will get better. Please pardon my error, as my written English is not as it used to be after living 7 years in Ukraine. I studied Aeronautical engineering over there and I have been back to Nigeria since 2014. I still have good connect there especially with there military.
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I have very good ideas of our possible we.can take over the country starting from the scratch, I just need serious and loyal members. We cannot continue like this and I am ready to lay my life for a very justifiable course.
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So your plan is to turn this country to that of Syria,iraw or yemen

You left this country to hide your head but have the temerity to instigate we at home to push your agenda.

Mention any county of world that experience peace after your Western actors destroyed thier relative peace all in the name of revolution, change in government or democratic consolidation or entrenchment.

My advice to you is simple,come back home, someone like me is ready to join you only if you will actively participate,aside that STFU and don't heat up the already tensed polity.
Romance / Re: We Activate, Register And Exchange Your Pinkcoin For Cash by adeskee(m): 5:39pm On Oct 21, 2020
Hamzaay:
Get registered at an affordable price and earn for life

Quote the official amount for registration which is #1000 bronze
Politics / Re: Seven Shot As Another Police Station Is Razed In Lagos by adeskee(m): 10:44pm On Oct 20, 2020
womenareapes:
burn down that fvcking building!

this is the only way of restructuring the fvcking Police stations!

our politicians loves the sound of violence and let us give them that sounds!


They couldn't burn down ajangbadi station,but unfortunately they headed straight to their police post at ilogbo.come see looting.

They burn down the police post,loot all the sized marwa and Keke,as am typing this,the looting is still ongoing.

The unfortunate part is that,after looting the station,this guy's still went ahead to loot their Barack,that is rubbish to me

Looting on going,I just hope this don't escalate

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Education / Re: Share Your First Day In Lecture Hall Experience by adeskee(m): 1:34pm On Oct 05, 2020
christejames:
Mine was quite hilarious grin, I had always despise calculations so much since my secondary school days which made me to opt for the course I studied (not knowing the course also deals with calculations in a quite elaborious manner grin).


Got to my department for the first time, went to our secretary office and introduced myself as a new student, he welcomed me and told me to go and copy the time table at the notice board outside.
Got to the notice board, not knowing how course codes work, I copied everything from first year to almost final year till a student in his penultimate class (he later u became the departmental president) saw me and asked me if I am a new student, I answered in affirmative, he directed me to a class that my mates are already having a lecture, I was tensed and didn't know how to proceed.

Mustered courage and excused myself into the class, lo and behold, my first lecture was Statistics (another calculations). In my mind, I was like I don fail be this ooo! the whole process was just like an exorcism session. I was just there staring at the board looking at how the lecturer was just doing her stuff. Before she ended her lecture, she looked at us, seeing that the whole process looks confusing to us, she made herself open to us, telling us to feel relaxed, admonished us and told us to always approach her when we find any challenges.

Immediately after the lecture, I went to her, instead of telling her my fear, I told her that I am stranded grin, because I was petrified (stranded maybe in calculation xanadu). She looked at me coded my message, talked to me like a friend and told me that I shouldn't be scared that I will make it well.



After that semester results came out and lo and behold, your boy made an A in that course, thanks to that lecturer and a special thanks to my best friend (Wisdom), who made the whole calculation process look and feel so easy, and made me fall in love with calculation.

On the other hand, the course that I was expecting and enphantic A in, failed me woefully. It was like a mirage how I failed that course but the good thing is that when I went for its resit, I didn't just make an A but also made the best result in the sequential course of that same course. grin grin cheesy




#back in the den of lions and lionesses.



Learnt alot from this

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Investment / Re: I Sell Cars And Laptops And I Need Affilates by adeskee(m): 10:37pm On Sep 21, 2020
Go and register under inskination
Romance / Re: .... by adeskee(m): 3:43pm On Sep 06, 2020
Awon werey gbogbo

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Politics / Re: I Will Build 20th-century Economy If Nigerians Make Me President – Orji Kalu by adeskee(m): 8:34pm On Sep 04, 2020
Don't use your last weapon at d begining of the battle.
2023 is still quite far man
No be only you dey contest
Politics / Re: BUHARI Has Approved 13Billion Naira For The Take-off OF Community Policing by adeskee(m): 6:28pm On Aug 20, 2020
Dead on arrival
Education / Re: COVID-19 Patient In Kwara Writes WAEC Exam In Isolation by adeskee(m): 8:24pm On Aug 19, 2020
ok
Wish you guys quick recovery.(if true)

All the best in your examinations.
Travel / Re: The New Lagos-Abeokuta-Ibadan Standard Gauge Rail Line Undergoing Test-Running by adeskee(m): 7:51pm On Aug 19, 2020
muchroom:
Infrastructures not doing bad with this government


you are correct
Romance / Re: Describe This Love Letter In A Sentence by adeskee(m): 10:47pm On Aug 16, 2020
Oju ni alakan fi shori

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