₦airaland Forum

AntiTerrorist:
This is a rare opportunity Israel has been waiting for. An opportunity to finish Gaza once and for all. The biggest of Israel's expectation is for the coward Iran to join the war. Mouth action is not enough.

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duduade:
Scamming things

Looool

This opposite gender can be so deceitful... because of money and passport

The old man that's in a stage of quarter to die

The truth.
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Nice2023:
No one should put mouth as this is pure yoruba affairs...

You are very funny. Can you make anyone king by yourself? This is social media, you can't stop anyone from expressing his/ her view. Different views on issues make matters interesting.

Blackdeewhy:
To think all these people too are Christians?
May God in His mercies heal the church..... Amen

That's not a church but a shrine. They are all wolves in sheep clothing. The girl might feel like retracing back her steps after discovering some unprintable wrong things with the so called MOG.

GYBABA:
Please & please, I don't want war talkless of World war. I've seen documentaries of war & it's always bloody & devastating. People will underrate war because they're not involved but trust me war is brutal & I know this despite the fact that I've never been involved in one. I don't want to die young. I never even born. If World war starts & touches Nigeria, na then dem go force males to join Army. Ordinary Biafran war that lasted 3 years didn't make sense & now World war abeg ooo. Elites will fan flames of war only for the younger generation to be pushed to the forefront to die off under the pretext of dying for your country sometimes for very stupid, arrogant, nonsensical ideologies. Abeg ooo. I no want world war & I don't pray to experience it in my life time. God abeg

Don't worry,war won't happen. Put your trust in God and be prayerful for the peace between the two nations.

The Governors are trying cuz even when I was the class representative of my class in Harvard University, it wasn't easy controlling the affairs of students in my class. I ended up spending several fees that was meant for my fellow students. And for these Governors to be paying their state workers, they are trying and I really commend them on that.

Are you a Nigerian at all? They can't pay salaries but can embezzle millions of dollars and billion of naira. Are you aware of how all these evil governors own properties worth billion of dollars abroad? You're so funny.

Topman0001:
The way thugry is ruining lasgidi is worrisom. A strong measure should be taken to checkmate the agbero boys, otherwise even the innocent passers-by and passengers will suffer in their hands. I remember a year sometimes ago when i hanged out with friends at the bar beach. I met this guys and they made me to pay. O boy e be like say govt don get rival for lag o. Another set of tax collectors.

It will take Lagos residents some time before they realize that Lagos state has started being out of shape gradually. Fashola really tried interms of issues like this but I wonder if Ambode is in Lagos at all. He has to be a man with ideologies.

Environer:
Yoruba people singlehanded ruined Nigeria's economy with their myriad back-hand illegal stuffs. They are the main smugglers of illegal goods in Nigeria, ruining the local production base.

Whatever one does in life, wisdom counts...
If person they cry, he suppose still dey see...

SkyBlue1:
I don't expect him to spend his whole energy fighting corruption but expect a pro development agenda as well, that is why you have ministers. Besides, it would shock you what setting the right tone can achieve. He has not even gotten into power yet but he is already fighting corruption. People are fleeing the country and NNPC and others are refunding money. Why? Because he has set the tone. When you think there would be no consequences for your action, things carry on the way they have for the past 5 years - Jonathan was very much pro corruption, that was the tone HE set.

You're just too intelligent SkyBlue1. I love this

[quote author=majalisa post=33769219]is probably this kind of a mentality that got the graduate CM floged by the certificateless soja.[/qu

So you mean he should be beaten to death.

searay: Jesus was born in manger, so what's so special about relaxing under the tree and enjoy on)self. RIP to the dead.

You've manifested the highest degree of callousness as expressed in your statement. If you cannot pity them why can't you hold your wicked comment? Nobody is above problem, it could be your turn next time.

mascott: They should convert the mango tree to their own Christmas tree shikena!

So you feel that this is the best time to make gest out of a substantial issue like this? This is how the same heartlessness displayed by government started. Learn to show concern and not callousness.

adekoonlay: true men of God has confirmed by who? I'm not supporting her but I'll say she's got a point but my problem is d way she put her point forward." Only God knows his own people"

It seems you are new to Kemi Olunloyo and her lunacy. May be you are hearing/knowing her for the first time because that's how you sounded. If you are truly grounded in the word of God, you will know a true man of God. Please let her stop sinning against God.

Worthyisthelamb: The problem with Nigerians is that we are more reactive than proactive. We seem to be the grand master of post mortem. We only react when a catastrophe occurs whereas we are in good stead to take proactive measures against such occurrence.
Why siting a chemical laboratory in a proximity of a school peopled by children? Even if the lab is run illegally where are the relevant monitoring agencies to detect it and shut down the factory before grievous harm is inflicted on the innocents.

Thanks Worthyisthelamb, you spoke out my mind. We Nigerians are too lackadaisical.

LesbianBoy: The bride is fat and very ugly! *spits*

I disagree with you totally; tell me you're too jealous. The beauty is evident.

the legend: [size=18pt]this is not even up to the number of bankers in this country slaving away at their jobs...them for talk like 30 million! [/size][size=18pt]

Thanks so much, this is even my thinking. Nigeria's figure is more than that . If it was put at 10 or 15 Million, it could make sense.

Okija_juju: Meaning the guy was never dead...


The Doctors should be facing malpractice charges or negligence..

Even the bible says it that 'Its is appointed unto a man ONCE to die..', so if he resurrected, that means he was never dead..

You Christians should study your bible.. When you raise a dead person, Are you bringing him or her back from Hell or Heaven?

Fvck this story..

I think you can quickly file the first suite against the doctors. Even the devil himself runs away from prayer for he knows the meaning. Are you underestimating the power of prayer? Leave the things you cannot change. I was born where real juju (conc. one and not diluted) is given attention; we have tasted all... I say all... and we can see the difference in praying to God. Christ is the ultimate.

citizenisb: Dana Air flight 356 from Abuja to Lagos which landed miraculously at 7:30pm at MM2 airport Lagos after its right engine was lost mid air 30 minutes to Lagos. Luckily for the passengers the solo engine was able to manage a safe landing unlike the IJU Dana Plane which lost both engines and crashed.

It's a pity these Indians continue to play with the lives of innocent Nigerians but nemesis will catch up with them one day!!!

Until corruption stops in Nigeria, a lot of things will keep going wrong. Until we, the citizens ourselves, rise against the so called useless government we have, nothing will work in this zoo called Nigeria. If you know what the expatriates (especially the Indians-slave masters) are doing in this country , one will weep for Nigeria; The Federal Government has left them unchecked in their operations in Nigeria due to corruption.
Indians know how to sort themselves out. I had already walked with them before and I know them very well. They look at Nigeria as a place where they can quickly make money at the expense our citizens. Nothing like the expatriate quota being observed again at work places. A lot of things have gone wrong with this country... Do some of them even have work permit in Nigeria?

Rhythm: Some of these women have really crazy eyes but to me, madness is not enough to make one murder children. If you kill your children by reason of temporary insanity, the judge should also give you an irreversible death sentence in his own moment of temporary insanity, afterall we all do have those moments.

The women were all diabolical...

JMOI: “It’s vs its”

Use “its” when you are referring to something that belongs to or is part of an animal or an inanimate object. “It’s” actually means “it is” or “it has”. So, when next you want to write something like this, “It’s
handle needs to be repaired,” think again.


“Who vs whom”

“I came into the office and was met by the polite secretary who I told you about .” Right? Wrong! The
correct statement should be, “I came into the office and was met by the polite secretary whom I told you
about.” “Whom” should be used when you are referring to the object (or as teachers would say, the receiver of an action) in a sentence.
The rule of the thumb is that if you are referring to someone other than the first person you mentioned in a
sentence – or yourself – you should use “whom”.


Double Negatives

Trying to be hippie and gangsta can land you in trouble, not only with the law, but with almighty English. How many times have you said something like this, “You ain’t gonna see nobody down there”? If you ever said it, you’ve violated one of the cardinal rules of the English language. This statement has two negative words, “ain’t” and “nobody”, occurring in the same sentence. Two or more negative words do not go together in a sentence.

Credits: http://observerreports.com/2013/09/most-annoying-common-grammatical-errors-in-english/

A very nice piece...

Evy.uc:
Papa make u stay clear from dis woman b4 she blow ur nyashi open.

The woman has been an empty threat; she has forgotten that all of them are birds of the same feather. Ole n ge eran , ole nfa a. Olori olosa ni ookun to n so igboro.

Boss13: The Federal Capital Territory was agog on Saturday when Bishop David Oyedepo inaugurated one of the biggest branches of The Living Faith Church, popularly referred to as Winners Chapel in Life Camp District in Abuja.

The church, which accommodates over 4,000 worshipers every Sunday, was built in less than one year.

Thousands of worshipers gathered to witness the unveiling of the cathedral, which is estimated to be over N300m.

Oyedepo, who was represented by a Senior Pastor, Dele Bamgboye, revealed that with the dedication of the branch, Life Camp and its environs were set to experience a spiritual rebirth.

He therefore charged the congregation to always have faith in God, as only Him can supply all their needs.

Top clergymen and some senior government officials in Abuja and in other northern states under the Winners Chapel family, were on ground to witness the official inauguration.

Resident Pastor of the church and younger brother to Bishop Oyedepo, Gideon Oyedepo, told journalists that the church project gulped millions of naira.


http://www.punchng.com/news/oyedepo-opens-abuja-winners-chapel/



If we assume that God called this man, how about the brother?

Whether you assume or not, about his brother, this is a condition you cannot change so you better accept it like that; only pray that in this life, God should lift you up too in his infinite mercies. Oyedepo is up, let's only pray to be up to.

Yungwizzzy: wether u Iike it or not, the road to success is not tea and bread, some will make it while others die on the way. the billionaires u see today went through more dangerous life journeys than this!!


SO DESERT OR NO DESERT THE STRUGGLE IS REAL!!!!!!

So travelling illegally with 80% death certainty is a road to success. You are making me laugh here. So if you are not having the travelling resources, which one do you think is a better option: to stay in Nigeria with a hope or to die in the desert? We know that the situation of the country is uncalled for but I think we need to apply wisdom in all things.

p.josh:
This is a conversation between my uncle and I.

Uncle: Josh, what course do you want 2 study.
Me: Computer Science
Uncle: Why
Me: Because I like it
Uncle: Do you know any programming language
Me: Yes, I know python and am still learning it.
Uncle: Who taught you?
Me: I learnt it by my self.
Uncle: Do not study com. Sci
Me: Why?
Uncle : Why waste 4 years in a Nigerian university studying Computer Science when you can learn it on your own or even register and learn it somewhere else.

Me: I will need the certificate when looking for work.

Uncle: Look, even if you want to learn computer science don't depend on your cert. When looking for work, you can work on your own.

To some extent, what he said is true. I advice other student not to take Computer Science as a course.

Nawa oh...

purpinkx: Dreams are like ... Your subconscious trying to lend a listening ear and then give you possible scenarios ... The 1 you dwell most on are the ones that repeat and of course more likely to happen .

You are perfectly(100%)right.

jmoore: Where can I download the video? Thanks

The news has it that the camera was damaged and the recordind wiped off. So which video are you talking about here?

Trail ii: Now I can boldly say END TIME TINZ

If someone sneezes on Nairaland right now, it's always an END TIME TINZ.

4reigningqueen: I am not really a fan of the devil but i just kept wondering that we should at least hear his own part of the story as regards what happened before he was thrown out.

Who has seen him or who knows how we can contact him to at least clear all doubts maybe it will even help the atheist.

Wanting to hear or contact the devil is like wanting to be served by the boko haram. The Bible says the devil comes to STEAL to KILL and to DESTROY. Is this whom you're looking forward to hear from? Bros please be thankful to God for every good thing He has surrounded you with. You will not see him in Jesus name.

cogitoErgo: I think Mrs Suntai is being very reasonable here, her request should just be acceded to by the stakeholders

Where was her reasonability before? This is what happened with Turayi, Yaradua's wife;she loved power than the wellness of her husband. Some women could be dangerous...

onetrack: I fully acknowledge that I have no faith in any god. What then? I don't believe in mystical stuff, because once you accept that mysticism exists, where does it end? Witchcraft? Astrology? Faith healing? So it looks like god has no alternative but to reveal itself to skeptics/atheists. If it does not then that is its own problem.

And the more I've studied religion the more convinced I am that it is all just man-made.

You are making me laugh here. If you experience just 2 hours intense scrotum pain, then nobody will preach God to you. You may try this option of holding your breath: close your mouth and seal your nose for 60minutes, you will feel God with no one preaching. Him to you.

Olorun orun; Alagbada ina; Alawotele oorun; Awuwo ma se e gbe; Alagbede orun; Ogbemo nija k'eru ba onija. Atabantubu; Erin lakatabu; Awamaridi; Eni ti a wa ti a ko ri, Eni ti a ri ti a ko da mo...

Babiloko: [b]d classic wrk chovot halevovot quotes dis beautiful parable......once a rabbi entered a king's palace nd was granted audience wit d king. Nd d king asked im a question,"hw do u knw d existence of a creator?". D rabbi respectfully askd d king 2 liv d room 4 a short time. On d table was a quill,an inkwell nd sum paper. While d king was out of d room,d rabbi wrote a very beautiful poem on d paper. When d king returned he noticed d poem nd was amazed at its poetic style. D ink was stil wet nd d king praised d rabbi 4 writing such a beautiful poem. D rabbi replied dat he had nt written d poem, rather, he had taken d inkwell,poured it into d paper nd d letters formed themselves. D king ridiculed such suggestion sayin it wud b impossible for d ink 2 arrange itsef into a single letter,let alone a word,let alone a sentence and certainly nt a beautiful poem! The rabbi replied, "there is ur ansa. If d ink in d inkwell cannot form a poem without d hand of a poet. Then certainly d world. Wich is infinitely mur complex dan d poem. Could nt possibly form itsef without d hand of a master creator![/b]

Too nice a piece.

Marthakings: Wow! It looks sexy... See d figure 8...

Nawa oh...