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I think d reason is because fine girls re always found of dating too many guys which some handsome dudes dosent like so we go after dos ones we knw she will always listen to us.am also one of d guys wu don't like preety girls because I no wan dey jealous

I was there dis morning nd God saves me,I crossed d road nd dos soldiers called me to come bt I ran away,that was hw I escaped ooo

Afari kolodo!make somebody finish am

I do finish I no dey xpect bell

I hope u can learn frm what happened to me,I dated a girl den nd we both agreeded nt to ve sex until wedding night,though d relationship was sweet nd strong,so one day satan used her nd she begs me for sex nd refuse nd remind abt our commitment,she stood up nd was abt to cry io begged her bt I never knew she didn't frgiv me,she jus started bhaving somehw.to cut d long story shot she is gone,one day I heard frm my frnd dat my ex told him I am impotent dat was y she left me,come see me dat day I almost got mad nd blaming myself y didn't I take my chances den So Abeg bros wise up Biko

Make dem stay put for there ni o,because if dem try com back com join d overpopulation wey we gt already na him b say food scarcity don arrive b dat

mayorall: May their gentle soul rest in perfect peace. Boko-haram, every you go. Tan ran tan ran ran rannnnn.


1st to comment baba. Etisalat thank you for this glorious opportunity.

wait dis first to comment dem dey pay una ni,tell me something I no knw

Nobody go talk say he no knw as he dey go for nija,dos police can do nd undo to get money from.if u no co operate dem go find one stupid alegation against u

lygn19: Yeah I blame him, his head was just too flat to fan off d fire.

mumu agba hw does this affects fashola?tell ur governors to do something

Allihamdullilahi,ope ni fun olorun.wa seun ara ni ile aye emi naa,owo tabua ati alafia pelu emi gigun

Ojukokoro means eyes wey greedy

That's why u ve to be scared of those rich guys bt if want me to catch him for u give me his num nd mention his name

I remebered when I was in skul my best used to be my worst enemy when he bullies me,he do call me names like'ugly mucheche',ori ejo den its always painfull I used to console myself bt after second skul wey money don come nd I come handsome him no fif call me dat name again,come see wetin I use his life do with abuse,sometimes he go wan cry self

This iGBO has so many bad meanings ooo
Igbo-fraudsters
Igbo -indian hemps
Igbo-bush
Igbo-smugglers
Igbo-thief
And una go think say na brain una get where as it ole una be

Thank God na igbo kill igbo, that's why its so bad for igbo to smoke igbo(indian hemp)bt if na yoruba man una kill,una life don finish

holyvirgin: Oya go hug transformer na.
Time will tell who the true arne's are.
Islam the religion of piss

ur papa suppose don die by hanging,if bh re fightin in d name why would they kill anyone who is also serving the same Allah.walahi u be personal mumu

The time u wasted to advice is enough for u to disharm him

All dis write up no solve my own case joor

Iif I say nothin happen nd dis news is fake u won't bliv me.bt I live at market close to balogun nd I didn't hear anytin of such

Burger01: ***Yeah, you made it to the Kenyan Psychiatric Hospital.***

u no well for replying him like dat

Walahi if dis pple com nija I go dey among pple wey go wele dem with piss nd shit na here dem go knw say Aboki shit na him smell pass

Na wahala dem wan start now ooo,their hand self no go fit handle am again if kasala burst

Eko oni baje o

See dem mumu pple dem cause riot after dey lose.dem dey add injury upon insult

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The cousin sabi knack pass her boy friend ni,mk una no blame her.ema bawi rara,I once did dat bfr bt na my cousin force me bt now I don repent ooo

devigblegble: Things don change tey tey even kuru is 50 k

lol kuru na for fight na

Idi Amin: I thought I read Biafr*an embassy sef. Wetin concern me concern Naija embassy. If they like, mek dem burn aso r*ock *spits on tread* mtcheeeeew

u dis ibo wit una biaffran shit abeg una think say he fit happen?

oladimejiX: She was tall, light skinned, cute faced and she had such beautiful perfect features i mistook her to be a mannequin, more so because she stood in front of a boutique, she was alone, she was on the phone and she seemed a little frazzled, i drove closer to where she stood, stopped the car and got down, about the same time i stopped, she ended the call on her phone, she looked at me as though she was expecting me to say something, that was the last reaction i expected from her, but i said nothing, i just looked on soaking in her features like i was taking a long cool drink, she looked even more angelic up close, she smiled and asked if i was Henry, the question immediately got my attention, "Henry?" i thought in my head, without hesitation i said yes, to think my name was no way close to Henry did not even slow down my response one bit, for a girl as beautiful as this, i don't mind been called "shit packer"

She came close and gave me a very long hug and with such cheerfulness stepped back, held my hands and looked me over, "you look very much different in person than you do on Facebook", she said. without skipping a beat, i answered her "well, sometimes it happens that way, you look even more gorgeous than you look on Facebook anyway". she seemed so thrilled to have met this Henry, Facebook friend of hers, when in the real sense this was smart boy Nwokocha taking advantage of the situation standing in front of her, she asked me how come the number i gave her had been switched off all day, "the phone fell inside water" was my quick response, seemed like the person she was suppose to meet at the spot was incommunicado, i hope he stays so till this encounter is over.

We got into my car and headed for one of the restaurants around, this was not what i ever planned for, but it was going so well and i was acting the part so well too, i just wonder how she could be so dumb to think i was Henry, wont blame her though, the confidence with which i stood in her front at a time she was expecting someone she has not even met in person before would have it difficult for her to think otherwise, we chatted cheerfully as we ate in the restaurant and when we finished eating and continued chatting and made no move to leave, she asked if i did not want her to know where i stayed, i responded with "why not?" we headed to my place and i knew exactly what i was going to do to this beautiful lady, i could feel excitement coursing through my body, one part of me was feeling a little guilty though, but i silenced it,

Two hours after i coincidentally met this beautiful lady she was in my room, i was the assumed Facebook friend, she was wrong but by the time i'm through with her she would be right, things was getting heated up between us as we sat down in my living room and just then her phone rang, i prayed silently it would be one of her lady friends, she picked her phone and immediately her countenance changed and then i knew i was in trouble, minutes after she ended her call, looked at me and said "so you are not Henry? shit", she frantically carried her bag and hurried out of my house without saying nothing else, while i sat down there looking like a fool that i was, i was foolish enough to have wanted to sleep with a girl i just met that day and i was so very close to doing it, God have mercy.

what would you have done if you were the lady or if you were in my shoes? drop your comment

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lol I laugh no b her fault na wan chop yam wey u no knw who cook am u just wan put hand chop am,thank God for ur life sef say no b mami water u carry

tonididdy: » A lady visited a Sex Doctor WOMAN: My Husband is not interested in sex. DOCTOR: Ok! give these pills to him. Everyday, put 1 pill in his tea. the woman did and they had sex which they enjoyed. Next day she puts 2 pills in his tea and they enjoyed much more sex. 3rd day, she emptied the whole bottle in his tea. Two days later Doctor called to know the progress. Her Son picked and replied: Mom is in coma at d moment, Aunt is in hospital, Maid is suing Dad for rape, My own ass hurts and its bleeding and Dad is still running naked in d garden, shouting Bingo! Bingo!! Bingo!!! Even the Dogs are running 4 their lives.

d person wey post this actually needs a suarez bite,we dey talk beta tin u dey tlk rubbish