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Preboy: my eyes must be deceiving me. Yoruba easiest? Hausa romantic? Igbo fun?.... its either u guys are just playing dumb or just feeling ignorant.... Hausa sounds like a language from Pluto, Yoruba sounds scary although I love its use in music



bottom line; Igbo is a very fast language dat's y you might find it as scary..... if spoken slowly, then u will find it easier dan abc

mr folu: Na love, i married an Igbo myself, not that i did not see a beautiful woman from my tribe but i was in love then.

Ustec: 'Non-Sense'Rubbish talk....when cannavaro a defender, won the world footballer of the year, why u no write to FIFA that its a disgrace 2 world football...all this Man U fans ehn..make una leave obi alone abeg...

n.oxide:
Can do without it for more than a week

Laja Laba: Laja Laba

Beync: who and what are you without God?
you should consider God's view concerning important aspect of your life, including your sex life.

vizkiz: why wuld u have a qf in d 1st place without 4kinq her I'v neva done dt sha...








Two month sef too much na every week




Always 4kinq dem btwn 2months

crackhaus: I once dated a girl who kept complaining that I don't encourage her to spend the night at my off-campus residence when I was in school. #EncouragementStarted

After spending five nights and having sexx one time out of the five, she started complaining that I wasn't finding her attractive enough. #OperationIfindYouAttractiveStarted

My hormones now on rampage, she started complaining of how I never want to stay up to gist but only want to do it and sleep off from my stress. #UnnecessaryGistingStarted

When she kept gisting about her friends & their boyfriends/fiances, about the guys who constantly ask her out, about the clothes and colour she will wear to the next event she'll attend, and about the new girl in the compound who she thought I was eyeing....I told her its better we spent less nights together because I needed to be reading (just an excuse). She agreed!

But guess what, this whole complain started over again from the top.... Now tell me, what did she really want out of the night time stay?

...Some ladies here will be thinking, "ooh I don't do all that, I'm too busy and mature and bla bla bla...". Well I put it to you guys that a mature 35yr old career woman is only different from a 20-something year old in her ability to keep quiet.
The moment a 35yr old woman opens her mouth to talk or complain, she says and thinks in the exact same way her 20-something year old counterparts do. #TrueStory