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Romance / Re: Help Me!!!! My Gf Doesn't Moan During Sex by Adonko(m): 7:20am On May 17, 2019
funmisticqueen:
how can one enjoy sex with someone who cannot provide. you will just be thinking of bills when he is on top of you. sex with a poor man is akin to rape
dey never take dick format this one you will be the one looking for the guy to give him money . you've not seen fvcccking thats why you are making mouth .

I once had a lady I met in a hotel a big girl from pH we met in Benin, way above my age after fuvcking,she took my number came back on a weekend payed for double suit called me to fvck her all through the weekend, transfered funds into my account took flight and left Monday morning ....

The truth is most guys can't, fuvvck I mean majority they just know how to make mouth and spend money on pussy for nothing, most big boys are even one minute men am taking from experience babe .

I have fucccked a sister of a major celeb in naija even when I was nothing ...you can dm me to provide proof . I repeat you've not seen fvcccking thats why you are making mouth.

Guys do more research on fucccking is worth it...this is my rule in life : what is worth doing, is what doing well.
Romance / Re: Lady Sits On Top Of Her Fiance To Take Selfie As He Does Press-up In Pre-wedding by Adonko(m): 9:46pm On May 16, 2019
DamonSalvatore:
an almost expired farm tool...with an ugly yahoo boy
is it only me that think this your statement is borne out of Jealousy.


If dey give you chance Na you go rush the boy ..women sef undecided

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Romance / Re: Help Me!!!! My Gf Doesn't Moan During Sex by Adonko(m): 10:52am On May 16, 2019
Am sorry you are not fvcccking her well or on the other hand she is more wild and experienced than you .

Big Dick is good but you have got to have good skills and know wicked positioning to put her were she belongs .


Do more research bro

Amongst others ,I have used the below image to conquer many stubborn wild ladies, your girl may be wild couple with the intake of drugs during sex,( yes wild ladies take drugs ) you need to have stamina, I mean strong stamina, do sit up, press up and lower body built ESP thighs and fvck real hard not those love making type of sex cheesy

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Romance / Re: Is There Any App I Can Use To Listen To My Girlfriend Calls by Adonko(m): 5:03am On May 16, 2019
BiggerbossAmani:
Recently I have notice that my girl is hiding her phone from me. I hardly make calls none check something on her phone like I do before and she doesn't answer her calls whenever am around.

Please is there any app that can help me to listen to her calls. Tho I hack her phone but that's not enough.
grin grin cheesy op your are very funny, in these days were promiscuity is at its peak you guyz are still trusting, even married women fvck like dogs and you are asking if your girl is cheating, wait am I the only realistic one here .I don't trust any Woman, I repeat I don't trust any woman, and I don't want to love any woman cos that poo called love is a big lie I only tolerate an individual excesses, if I choose to .

You will just incur stomach ulcer for nothing grin, trying to trust a woman is like believing a camel's head will pass through the hole of a needle. You see that thing women carry around in between thier legs called pussy it has been COMMERCIALISED, and by extension MONETISED.

My advice start withdrawing your love little by little, by fuvcking other women and don't spend on her anymore, to avoid future heart attack. Peace .

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Romance / Re: Igbo Girls And Families In Diaspora Should Just Marry Where They Are by Adonko(m): 4:44am On May 16, 2019
mapist:


You have written it all; i am in Nigeria and i avoid them like a plague.

I once dated a so-called ada who was being bleeped mercilessly by 2 yahoo boys behind my back especially yahoo boy 1. If i hadnt found out, i would have paid heavily for her hand in marriage as she had already started to tell me about that traditional crap and i'd get to dance like a fortunate dude not knowing the girl whom i paid heavily on was being bleeped with sex enhancing drugs by nitwits. This is not to mention all the expenses i would have incurred.
let them be deceiving themselves with our culture this, our culture that, you want me to go borrowing just to meet marriage expenses and thereafter remain in debt, after marriage, cos you want to marry mother Mary nonsense. Tradition, culture and religion is what has brought this country to were it is today ,taking two steps forward and ten steps backward, one that call herself mirinda grin is saying respect the culture, respect nonsense that is killing this generation.

Am not hating on any tribe sincerely, but go to every ashawo joints around it is the ladies from this tribe that dominates opening thier pussy for every dick and Harry ( opening a thread on this soon), yet the elders are expecting you to rob a bank to marry these hoes whose pussy are as wide as dual carriageway, and deep as a borehole. Guyz dont give yourself unnecessary stress all in the name of marriage, wasting your life savings for someone that when you are financially down in marriage she uses the exit door using the term "I nu come marriage come suffer".

@2buffagain I like your thinking jare, guyz are becoming wiser daily nonsense.
Romance / Re: Lady Took Her Man's Rolex And Ran Away, The Man Did This by Adonko(m): 11:25am On May 15, 2019
Most prostitutes are thieves, prostitutions and stealing go in tandem.

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Romance / Re: How Do I Replied To This Chat... by Adonko(m): 11:20am On May 15, 2019
Most babes who were your course mate then in school who were never even serious academically cos of pussy they used in securing a job are the first to judge guyz and call them broke,lazy and jobless, they secretly never wished most guyz never made it in life. Hmmmm pathetic!!! God nu be man.

Op you've have not only answered her with your replies but with the success you have achieved.

Ask her weather if you dey drink and smoke Na her mouth you dey use or Na she dey give u money .


Jealous hoes everywhere.mtchewwwwwwwwwwww

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Politics / Re: Ondo To Focus On Marijuana Market - Akeredolu by Adonko(m): 9:24am On May 15, 2019
Mariangeles:
I hear it's a powerful painkiller and nerve calmer if it's not abused
hey bro let me share my own story concerning cannabis, in 2017 I was so sick that they diagnosed very high Bp, also suffering anxiety, depression, infact nervous breakdown with stomach pain alongside, majorly caused by series of disappointment which led to emotional breakdown, I was going thin by the day, I resorted to both Orthodox and herbal medicine and non seems to be working, I was near death, family were given up on me, I wept one night like a baby calling on God.

And God showed up, he said he will never leave me nor forsake me, and it hit me hard, CANNABIS, I quickly requested for this, grinded it and cooked it alongside the food I was given to eat, in 20 mins, it was as if they poured water on me all the pain suddenly disappeared, I felt great relief within a week I gained weight, more and more weight as days went by , had great appetite for food, I felt alive again and joy sprang from the inside of me..and I couldn't help giving all glory to the king of Kings. Am not a holier than thou person but I know there is God.

Lessons I learnt from the benefit of Cannabis
- it can calm your nerves down bringing great relief

- it reduces high blood pressure.

- it is great appetizer, forcing you to eat which is good for the body .

- makes you to sleep well, relaxed sleep,we all need this bro.

- improves your intellectual...sound reasoning .

- makes you to drink plenty of water and I dare you to see my skin, shines and glows like that of a child .

And More ....

Note : I didnt smoke mine I cooked it,adding it to my rice,beans like normal veggies, I won't advice any to eat it raw cos of the chemicals used during planting to prevent rodents from consuming it. By heating it you destroy any chemical .

Government at all levels should weigh it benefits and tap into it.
Politics / Re: Sadio Mané Does What Politicians Can't Do In Nigeria by Adonko(m): 4:50pm On May 14, 2019
Martinez39:
The rich don't owe anyone their money and they can do what they like with their money. Why don't poor people hold their leaders accountable instead?
Oga am with you on this jare, if they choose to do then good but if not no problem is thier money, but here are those who were elected to SERVE rather they choose to SERVE themselves and families, building houses all over the world and still oppressing the masses on top of it . shame, shame, shame to all Nigerian politicians for causing pain on thier fellow Nigerians.

A day is coming for you all mark my words . You all DISGRACE to this generation.

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Romance / Re: Marry A Caucasian And Get A cute Kid Like This by Adonko(m): 12:51pm On May 14, 2019
distributeinc:
Dumb post... inferior complex.
so what's dumb about this post Na eeeeeh the fact that you don't fancy them is not a yadstick to say it is inferiority complex.

You are free to settle with your Ngbeke from Ijebu Ode...and leave others alone.

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Romance / Re: Marry A Caucasian And Get A cute Kid Like This by Adonko(m): 11:04am On May 14, 2019
khiaa:

You don't have to be rich to get a Caucasoid, come to America there are plenty of whales waiting for you. grin Oh just so you know, having a mixed child doesn't mean it will be a cute baby, that depends on the genes of the parents. Two ugly parents aren't going to make a pretty child. There is nothing special about the mixed child you posted, just average looking.
yeah thanks khiaa for heads up grin already got a cute looking gene from both maternal and paternal, I have great love for cute babies, they turn me on I swear ...Rextizzle let's go there we are going to change the generation of ugly babies. But wait ooo khiaa as family you fit help me runs one Na I nu go disappoint I swear.

Chaii you wake up and see your cuties you just can't help giving God thanks and loving the mum more cheesy

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Romance / Re: Marry A Caucasian And Get A cute Kid Like This by Adonko(m): 10:28am On May 14, 2019
Nicklaus619:


Your head get oil bro, Mexicans/latinos can gather front and back ehh, make I catch one first grin
weldone bro you r my guy...my search light is on Rio Brazil ...ya coming baby grin
Romance / Re: Marry A Caucasian And Get A cute Kid Like This by Adonko(m): 10:26am On May 14, 2019
ubunja:
so you think mixing your genes with them will give you the same exact women you lust after on Xvideos?

Those are products of Brazil to Brazil genes
see my guy, you have not seen me physically bro, at a time I got ladies who said they just want to have babies for me, by the grace of God ubunja, with all humility, see am a cutie, shining light complexioned, 6."1" foot tall Greek god built an ex model (major in runway), so pls don't get it twisted bro, if I catch a beautiful Brazilian lady with all the front and back to go with, I will surely invite for my child naming to see things practically for yourself cos u r my guy .

Guys if you have the chance give any belle and you will see the result yourself grin

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Romance / Re: Marry A Caucasian And Get A cute Kid Like This by Adonko(m): 9:00am On May 14, 2019
Nicklaus619:
Op you are right and ignore anyone telling you otherwise, I have always dreamt of marrying a Latino babe, those girls can fine, and they can have front and back like African ladies grin
Guy am with you guyz on this if you mistakenly catch a Brazilian to give birth to your kids ...be rest assured that your kids will be shining armour.

And those babes apart from beauty have real natural endowment, they are cuties grin

Me I cannot marry a Russian or German or Asian babes, no front no back just flat anyhow undecided except for papers .

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Romance / Re: 7 Reasons Why Guys Should Stop Wasting Money On So Called Girlfriends by Adonko(m): 8:40pm On May 13, 2019
Op you are so so right and among all the points am going to stick to point 4. Guyz let me say this pls make condom you friend, buy the full pack and spread everywhere around your house and make sure at least one is in your wallet. I have so practiced this to the extent that I was paying for what I bought after church ( God forgive me) and I bought out a condom unknowingly grin

My point is most babes don't like CD and guyz won't think of tomorrow but want to impress these babes by going raw ,especially those guyz camping a woman who is not thier wife at home I just pity for you, the truth is 97% of women are not loyal and faithful to thier guys, same with guyz they fuvk anyhow, I mean anyhow. Some that are even domestic prostitute in Lagos will travel far as IMO states to fvck as Street prostitutes, babes know am saying the truth.

I support op, street olosho is more health conscious than all these conventional girlfriends, if I will advice u I will tell you to fvck street olosho cos the first thing after collecting her money she will bring out is condom and even if she notice the condom is damaged, she will halt the process and go for a replacement. I so have fear for Naija babes that am afraid if I will not even sleep with my wife with condom ...


Guys master condom ...plsssssssssss master condom and trust no woman's pussy .it is your LIFE first before your RIGHT.

My two cents.

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Politics / Re: Obaseki Is Thinking Of Joining PDP by Adonko(m): 8:59pm On May 10, 2019
Edo people love Obaseki and his good works speaks volumes of who he is and if he eventually decamps that will signal the end of APC in Edo state .


Anybody Oshio will bring as APC flag bearer will fail woefully even before contesting .


Mark my words !!!.

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Romance / Re: Why Should A Woman Be The One To Cook And Do Chores If She Earns As Well? by Adonko(m): 8:39pm On May 10, 2019
This is my opinion on this there are some things designed by nature that cannot just be changed overnight.

Let me relate this with this nature given example :

When you set a goal post at each end of a football pitch and you bring in teenagers who are of the age to kick football on the pitch and you throw a ball at the middle automatically you will see some running to the back to defend, some will argue with others concerning who will take charge as the goal keeper and others will just want to be in the midfield and others just love to strike the ball..these positions they are clamouring for was provided to them by nature.
Nobody choose it for them.
The truth is you can't cheat nature by default after returning from an outing or a farm by a man and a woman and they both look tiring you will still see the woman tending towards the kitchen .

If you don't have this instincts am sorry you are neither a man nor a woman .

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Romance / Re: As A Modern Man Would You Accept If Your Current Girlfriend by Adonko(m): 8:27pm On May 10, 2019
As for me that will just totally erase the fun out of it and I will automatically see her as a desperate person .

Is a capital NO for me babe.
Romance / Re: Judge me, was i wrong ? by Adonko(m): 3:21pm On May 10, 2019
Well am going to be looking at this from a more broader perspective.. First of all how is the relationship with your guy like, if it is just the how far, how far guyz,then I will say you may not be comfortable with him being in your crip with another stranger.

Now let's assume he is your real nigga, both of you do biz stuff together, share cash, go clubbing, I mean practically run things together and the trust is there, to me I see nothing wrong hit the hoe wella in my crip and we laugh over it.

Also let's assume your guy travelled down from another state and already informed you he will be coming and came with a chic, so you will tell him not to fuvck at night or go rent some hotel knowing fully well he is broke at the moment.

This is not about any boys code things but extent of relationship and trust. As I am typing this if my real guy calls me he is coming over to my crip to skrew some hoe I will clean the house for him and tell him were all the necessary equipment are for effective performance.

Cos when the chips are down Na only real niggis they back you up ....I mean real niggis . not fake nigga, I had a friend then who only talked with me outside anytime I come to his house and suddenly he went broke for a 3 months and told me one morning he wants to come and eat in my house even though I had the food I turned him down flat ...I hate fake niggas.
Romance / Re: . by Adonko(m): 2:46pm On May 10, 2019
Babe let's first of all get your age or at least the age range, anything from 0-20yrs pls I will advice you take mummy's advice for the now .

So let's start, 21-26, 26-31, 31and above

The above will help us give you the needed advice on how to go about not been boring and to add the needed spice to your life .


Awaiting your response .
Romance / Re: Why Are You Attracted To A Woman Who Isn't A Virgin by Adonko(m): 2:34pm On May 10, 2019
IamPlato:
Adonko! Have You Heard Of Hymen
yes I have sir, but seriously I have not seen a grown virgin girl pussy, so let's assume I have zero knowledge and experience with virgins but am really interested in marrying one now.

So I want my questions answered
Romance / Re: Should I Go Ahead And Marry Her? by Adonko(m): 2:21pm On May 10, 2019
Nyerhovwo101:

I wonder y u should be contemplating on cheating in the first place
First am an urhobo

Secondly u don't need to build a house for ur wife when she dies. She would be taken to the father's compound should u and ur children could not afford one. I really do not understand why u should be scared of this self or are u saying ur children would not be financially capable enough out of love build a house for their mum in the nearest future?

Thirdly, urhobo women they are one of the best u can think of getting married to,very supportive and hard working. Very cheap place to marry from With 120k u must have fulfilled everything on the traditional list if not even less (my friend spent 550k for both traditional and white wedding and I know those who have married for less)

As per cheating, do u suppose she will? My brother if u love her this are not issues at all....
op am here again, I keep going against these commenters cos I think they are speaking with sentiment, now I don't know and I don't care about the house stuff, my issue here is with cheating in marriage, I may not be able to give you the percentage, but I choose not to get down with married women just my principle, so many married women are loose with no regards to the value of marriage, they throw themselves at me willingly, and sometimes I will be ashamed that married women can be this LOW in behaviour.

Op this is beyond Love cos when the chips are down you will bite your finger and love will not save you then. There is a saying that says " every lizard lie down use belle face ground but you nu know the one when belle dey pain" op what am I trying to say you can only vouch for yourself in life you can't even vouch for your wife and children major reason the good book says " every man shall stand and give account of HIMSELF ", sometimes I even do certain things I vowed not to do again, you see I couldn't even vouch for myself 100% cos las las we are all humans.

Op do some investigation yourself, primary investigation and if the above is true with regards the consequences of a cheating partner then I will advise sir, it is not too late to change that gear and take the next route .

As for me I don't trust any human am sorry am being blunt but this is reality I have seen enough to come to this conclusion.

God bless u.

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Romance / Re: Should I Go Ahead And Marry Her? by Adonko(m): 2:04pm On May 10, 2019
rokoto1986:
THERE IS NO TRADITIONAL LAW IN URHOBOTHAT SAYS U MUST BUILD A HUX WEN SHE DIES, ONLY DAT SHE WILL BE BURIED IN HER PLACE WEN SHE DIES, because WE DNT SELL OUR WOMEN, DATS Y D RITE IS NT AS EXPENSIVE AS D IGBO'S, AND OUR WOMEN ARE HARDWORKING AND SUPPORTIVE. MY GUY IF U LUV UR WOMAN, DNT WASTE ANYTIME. URHOBO WOMEN ARE THE BEST SET OF WOMEN TO MARRY FRM. FOR THE ISSUE OF SLEEPING AROUND, OUR WOMEN RESPECT THEIR MARRIAGE VOWS, THEY DNT DO DAT
you answered the first question very well weldone but the second you made a mess out of it and you went sentimental, you only know yourself, in this times were promiscuity is at its peak women can do the undo especially because of money.

Op I will advise you do a proper check on the traditions of the Urhobo people, to the extent of going to the town unknown to your potential wife to check things for yourself. Marriage is stronger than we think, if the truth about the man and the children falling ill to the point of death is indeed true, pls no matter how much you love her, and how much you have committed to the rls I will advise you to run away cos your life should always come first in any venture you seek and by extension your family love to see you alive too.

Take care.
Romance / Re: Why Are You Attracted To A Woman Who Isn't A Virgin by Adonko(m): 1:46pm On May 10, 2019
ubunja:
guys who never fvcked a virgin before are the first to diss virgins.

If a Player or a Bad Boy who has screwed dozens of women marries a virgin when he decides to marry (as is usually the case) it should tell you something of the value of a woman who never tasted a Dick before.
you know ubunja even if I am given 5mins to count the number of women I have fvcked I don't think that time will be enough ( not proud of it though), nevertheless, I have not fvcked a virgin all my life, I had one that begged me from her secondary school days till she got to 2nd year in the uni, for me to disvirgin, but I never did cos I just hate seeing blood.

Be that as it may, I have been reading your comments with the other guy, as well as all your post on romance ( nice one bro), and it hit me now that I can actually go for a virgin for a wife. It sounded so real to me now and I am loving it but I have few questions master.

1. How can one recognise a virgin, I mean what are the signs.

2. And I would have loved to keep her virginity till my wedding night, can I do check up on her at the hospital to determine she still a virgin till that night.

3. How do I make love to a virgin (seriously I don't know cos all my life I have been shagging non virgins and am a rough rider in sex)

PS : I haven't disvirgined any before for those who will condemn me so I see nothing bad if I go for a tear rubber, there is this inner satisfaction i think i will feel knowing NO man has fvcked my wife, we all love new things lol.

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Romance / Re: Who is Ur Favourite Character In Game Of Thrones by Adonko(m): 4:42pm On May 09, 2019
Mine is John snow and Cece

Both have this inner carriage or let me say charisma.
Romance / Re: Let Us Be Honest About This Thing Called Crush by Adonko(m): 1:36pm On May 09, 2019
With the little I know about crushing there is nothing like mere crushing. Most people will tell you he/she is just a crush and there is nothing more.

Sincerely from experience if we had opportunity we will have sex with our crush.
Romance / Re: Which Cream Is Best To Make My Chocolate Skin Glow. by Adonko(m): 2:20pm On May 04, 2019
MrAwesome001:
I'm a chocolate skinned guy and I do need an inexpensive cream that can make me brighter and not bleach my skin.
a very affordable cream please. thank you.
hey bro even though am light skinned but you could see yourself through my skin. Cream is good but overrated.try and do these things always.

- Always use Dettol liquid anytime you want to have your bath, if you have shower, pour the water into a bucket and add some Dettol to it, this will help eliminate skin disease such eczema, stretch marks etc and your skin will glow.

- make eating of carrots and avocado pear a habit, I mean eat it almost every other day, including other fruits and veggies.

- Try and stay away from hot sun and if must enter use a face cap and when back run to have your bath (_using Dettol).

- if you have successfully gotten the cream you want, after bath ESP night time ( daytime also), don't dry with towel use the cream on it like that and stay close to the fan to dry off.

- Drink Pap (Akamu) regularly

- make sure you have your bath always at least twice a day.

Do this, be dedicated and committed to it and you will marvel at the tremendous changes you will notice .

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